Amanda Lehan-Canto
Appearances
Smosh Mouth
#82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find
No, I don't care because I'm on this side. I'm on the winning side.
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#82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find
Do you crush trivia night? Do you even go?
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I feel like Ian would do really well at trivia night.
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Okay. What is in seconds, minutes, seasons, and centuries, but not in decades, years, or days? Clock? No.
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#82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find
What is in seconds, minutes, seasons, and centuries, but not in decades, years, or days?
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#82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find
What is in seconds, minutes, seasons, and centuries, but not in decades, years, or days?
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Wait, I would love to just play, just, you know, cold turkey, just play, and you guys just drop lore.
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Seconds, minutes, seasons, and centuries. Do you guys want to know the answer?
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You clocked a letter immediately. That's incredible. Okay, well done. You win money. Thank you. Money! Okay, this one's interesting. A man went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn't have a hat, an umbrella, a hoodie, or anything else he could use to cover his head. But no hair on his head got wet. How is this possible?
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That's the answer. That's crazy that you guys got that.
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A rooster that was sitting on the roof of a barn. Rooster's can't lay eggs. Yeah.
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That's so funny. Yeah. These are supposed to be tricky. You guys must have done the tricky game. Okay.
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Stop. Okay. It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
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Okay. Why do I have the weird ones? A cowgirl rode into town on Friday. She stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
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That's awesome. Yeah, totally. For sure. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. See me?
Smosh Mouth
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I'm telling you, I think that I would actually be a gamer, but I won't let myself go there because when I get into a game, I get really addicted, and then I want to do it forever. And I'm like, I can't.
Smosh Mouth
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Okay. Mine all have like, girl did this, blah, blah, blah.
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Exactly. Okay. A railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R's?
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Without any cars. Intersection. Intersection. How does this fucking make sense? Wait, this doesn't make sense.
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This actually doesn't make any sense. It's that.
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Enough. Five. This is disgusting, and I'm sorry.
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I'm going to do two more, and then I'll hand it to you. Please do. Good, sir. Thank you. Animal riddles. Finally. What kind of dog never bites? Hot dog. Correct. What do you call a French bulldog on a summer day?
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Probably doesn't have a mouth, can't bite. That's so true. Spork. What do you call a French bulldog on a summer day?
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Pretty sick. In fact, I think the animal riddles we should probably just skip.
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Do you want to choose? Yeah. You can scroll down to food riddles.
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What kind of room has no doors and no windows?
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Wait, he's on the right track with broom?
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No, like, that's not the answer. You just said a fact. How can what?
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I felt like when I was guessing with Damien, I felt like this like wind of confidence. And now I'm feeling this way.
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This is the kind of stuff that makes me feel like I'm having an out-of-body experience.
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Gone. I'm done. Teach. What are four and five?
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What are four and five? It's something about the way that they're set. Two's a company, three's a crowd.
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It's animals. That's incredible. Well done.
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You think? After that? After just two? I feel ready now. Let's do it. Move on to adult riddles.
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Do you guys remember having that in your house? I remember seeing it in the checkout line. The little, like, magazine thing. My parents used to have it. It had, like, channels. It's still around. It had, like, TV channels.
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Bitch! You look good today. That's amazing.
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Little books. Crossword puzzles. There were always, like, soap operas on them. Yeah. On the cover.
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You're like, I'm doing well. I'm on new meds.
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Wait, if you're a vampire, this doesn't apply. What we do in the shadows, they sleep in their coffins constantly.
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A match, a kerosene lamp, a fireplace, and what else?
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You can't light a match on nothing. You'd obviously light the match, so you can light them all. The match. Oh, that's it? Wow, easy, simple. Oh, well, yeah. See? This is like the X marks the spot one. Yeah, because I was like... Do simp.
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I didn't give myself a chance to think about it.
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So if your cousin has a kid, what are you to the kid?
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Can I be honest? Yeah, what's up? I'm really bad at riddles. Good. I read a lot of fantasy books and all the heroes have to face all these riddles. And I was like, I should study this just in case when I go on my hero's journey and I get faced with riddles. Yeah. And to save my mate, my love, I have to solve the riddle.
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Whoa, sick! As a YouTube channel, guys, we're going to read some of the most viral YouTube riddles ever.
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Oh, great. Another thing that I don't know.
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Oh, right. That's a hole. I was thinking like a hole that you dig into the ground. And there's a bottom to it. But that's not a hole. Is it?
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Okay, cool. I'll go after you. I'll wait to, I'll go to the hard ones, the real hard ones for you guys.
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Donk. Donk. I love maps. I have a huge map in my house. It's awesome. And I point to it and I go, going there. I'm kidding.
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And Derek's like, did you throw the dart?
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No, that will make me feel like a mother. And that will make you be like my little kid.
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Now you sound like a mom. And I crush the glass with my bare hands.
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That was so chosen. Oh, there it went in. Oh, great.
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So then at the end of the episode I just have glass in my hand and there's so much glass it we have so many important arteries so many important nerves Do you want this?
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Although that does actually make sense. I
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You can get it. Huh? But you have your virginity.
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I feel like this was made like. Back of the day.
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No. That felt like... Yeah, was it right when she said it?
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What if I was like, oh my God, yeah! I pushed you into a hole.
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Listen, I agree that that is a good answer, but it's not the one that is written.
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Okay. What's always... I hate you, boys.
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What's always on the ground but is never dirty?
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I feel like I'm this woman who's like, you guys are trying to come in this club. And I'm like, okay, but answer this riddle if you're cool.
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Do you know why I pulled you over? Dirt, dirt, dirt.
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And it follows you around. I'm just going to add that in there. Oh, your shadow.
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Scary. Okay. What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
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Update. Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?
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Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?
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Yes. That's good. Whoa. That is good. Okay, I'll read one more and pass it on. Okay.
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See, I went really dark, and I thought you meant lost a friend. Like the fray.
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He had such a sweet job. Love it. Trevor's my hero.
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All right, I'll let Trevor know that you guys miss him. Here's another one. A man runs away from home. He turns left and keeps running. After some time, he turns left again and keeps running. He later turns left once more and runs back home. Who was the man in the mask? What? Exactly. Someone made this up.
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#82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find
The man runs away from home. He turns left and keeps running. After some time, he turns left again and keeps running. He later turns left once. Oh, my God.
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Totally. Okay, last one, because I think someone definitely just made this up and is going through something. My girlfriend's favorite is, what do you want for dinner?
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That's very specific. Yeah. It's I don't know whatever you want. Yeah. Ha ha ha.
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No, seriously, I don't think that's a riddle. I think that's someone just having a hard time.
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I get out of a window and I leave a grieving wife, stick me in a door and I save someone's life.
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Because there's like this whole thing that when someone dies, you open the window and let their spirit out. That's not this.
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Because I don't think a spirit coming in the door would help. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Like an opening?
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They're all shaking their head like, yeah, that's obvious.
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What? Putting a penis through a door does not save anyone's life.
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Oh my God, another Wicked reference. And I enjoy you. I haven't seen it. Dancing through life.
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Yeah, because it's like a whole labyrinth.
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Basically what I kind of also said. Thanks.
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I feel like he's probably singing the fray.
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Oh, my God. He's fighting. Does he know how to fight?
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So Trevor's singing for Frey and then training.
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This is so good housekeeping. Oh, no. Good housekeeping. I love it. If you guys don't know what good housekeeping is, it was before the Martha Stewart living, and it was in everyone's home for a while. Or not everyone's.
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A man only gets on his knees once for his wife, but women?
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Hello, I'm Amanda. We have a very special guest with us today, Damien Haas.
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Yeah. I don't think men get mammograms once.
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Sweet. This is awesome. It's so cringy. This is so good. It's pretty real. Women reading this magazine like back in the day, they're like, oh my. Oh, ow. I'll have to start using that. Ow.
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Why do I feel like I'm transported back to like nostalgic times right now? I feel like we're a bunch of kids who found our mom's magazine and we're like, oh my God.
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Yeah, and I got worried. I was like, wait a second.
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Didn't Highlights have like, didn't they have like their own comic books or like drawings? Goofus and Gallant. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
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Guys, sound off in the comments if you guys also had Highlights.
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Because I thought people were going to get hurt. I was like, lions.
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What two keys can't open any door? Chastity belt key.
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I picture a woman kind of like Sex and the City style, but she's like in like a home with like crochet everywhere. And she's just like, I'm going to start the riddles for good housekeeping. And she's writing all of these and she's like. Dying laughing.
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And her name is like Margaret or her friends call her Mark.
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Her real name is Vivian and she's a sex goddess.
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I'll go Marge. Marge. Marge, the housekeeping goddess. The guy comes home rich as her husband. How's it going, Vivian? Call me Marge. I'm writing.
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What kind of fruit must have a large wedding ceremony with a lot of guests?
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That's actually really good. You're way too clever for good housekeeping.
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I love it. I love this. What kind of fruit loves to get crazy? Honeydews. It's in all caps. It's like, what do you do?
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A melon. My god, I where am I? From like ship captains like you would sail like a blue flag if your captain had passed so you're feeling That's so Ocean? That's not the time you were on the sea, bud.
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You guys went on a boat trip telling each other riddles, and you were throwing up?
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What fruit is never alone? Is alone a key word? What do you mean? Never mind.
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It's a pear. It's a pear. It's a pear because they always come in pears. I don't know who I am anymore. I don't know what this body is. I don't know where I am. This is the best day I've had in a month.
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I love it. I love it. Because it had Lyme disease. Oh, that's real. And they won't discuss that in Good Housekeeping now. And they won't talk about that. That's a different magazine.
Smosh Mouth
#82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find
Our team went crazy. They were like, you guys, people are showing Smoshmouth to animals and we said we have to bring it on the pod right now.
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Oh, do you want to guess it since you don't? You didn't get it right? He knows it. Oh, fuck. What kind of food is fun at parties? It could be anything.
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I forgot that one. I blacked that out. Fungi. Oh, can I tell you something? The bar that I worked at for eight years, we had a pizza called the Fungi and it had mushrooms on it and I didn't get it.
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All these women are experiencing black mold right now.
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I was like, did you go on this earlier? What is the wealthiest nut?
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I don't agree with the answer, though. Your husband's nut, because you married into wealth. He nutted, now you're rich.
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Okay. What is the healthiest nut? Chestnut.
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Hold on. I like that. Macadamia nut. Why?
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Because they're rich in flavor. I like chestnut. What is the richest nut?
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Wealthy and rich are totally different. I know. Rich is quick. Wealthy is old.
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Wow. I will say the good housekeeping riddles were my favorite.
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I thought my answer to that was actually better.
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Okay, I don't have a riddle, but I do have a joke that I was going to put on there, and I'm going to tell you right now.
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
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If we stick together, we can stop this shit.
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I'm gutted, honestly. I'm gutted. We need to end on something sweet.
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You just pitched an awesome horror movie. And the day has just begun. Don't tell anybody. Leave it in.
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Whoa! Wait, a surprise in a riddle? And I love that.
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And people were like, oh my god, you're the funniest person in Taintop.
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I will say riddles started off rough for me, but then it got really fun. Oh, yeah. So thanks, guys. That's how it goes. For having me over.
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Yeah, put us together. Mystery squad. Yeah, we'll go to trivia night.
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Okay. Pinocchio. All right. All right. Bye. Bye.
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You are out of your mind. Have you ever dealt with monkeys? Are you worried about a big-ass chimp? No, not apes. No, no, no. Monkeys love taking electronics. They love it.
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Yeah. Is this Wizard of Oz? Yeah. Okay, I know you have a crush on her, but anyways. So listen.
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No. Don't! People are going to think that's her real name.
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No, monkeys take electronics and, like, bang them against trees.
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And I request that it's in the ocean and not in an aquarium. You know what?
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Is outrageous. And I will protect our fans because what you're asking is outrageous, but also I'd love to see it.
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They have to be alive and well. Guys, don't scare any animals to show them Smosh Mouth. Don't listen to these guys, okay? I got your back.
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I didn't ask for school facts. I want riddles. I want fun. Here's a riddle.
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No, totally. That's awesome. February 1.
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Why are you doing this to me? Why? This is not a riddle.
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Oh, because there's a riddle in it? Because February has 28 days.
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Wait, what did you say? What's the question?
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This is why I hate riddles. I actually, it's not that I'm not good at them. I actually despise them. And I requested that we never did this episode and they forced it on me.
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We love learning about it. We're like, oh my God, what? Who is this?
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Did you guys just do this to fucking humiliate me? Are you guys here to just?
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Are you guys here just to get me? I can't wait till I have the iPad.
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So here's what happens to my brain. It goes, you don't know the answer. And then it shuts completely down. So it's confidence.
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Wrong. There you go! If I didn't get that right, I would walk out of here. Get in my car and drive fast. Drive real fast.
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What's full of holes and still holds water?
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You knew it, but you acted like you did it.
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No, that's great. Do you guys do this for fun? Do you guys keep doing this?
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Wait, light. Nah, you got it. I'm staying. Strapping in. Here we go.
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Rain. There you go. I know how rain works. Yeah.
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Oh, my God, it does. He's not looking well.
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A thermometer. It moves. Wait, what goes up and down but never moves?
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What goes up and down but doesn't move? Can you give us a hint? Oh, a seesaw.
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Wait, wait, wait. What goes up and down but never moves? Your anger. Your emotions.
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Exactly. You could, but it would be really hard to watch.
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Because you're sleeping? If you're a sleep talker, of course you can.
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Okay. What can run but never walks? Water. Has a mouth but never talks?
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Yeah, it's a river. I had like a whole other paragraph.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
I thought one of you guys... Was the host of Survivor... Did he have nudes? I'm not going to say his name anymore.
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uh dude i gotta say man's is packing okay after all that that's what you said here's the thing i know it's obvious he's been the host for like 46 seasons what do you mean you know because he's just like he's got this confidence i think i don't know how tall he is he's got he's got what and it doesn't matter truly it doesn't matter but like i don't know how tall he is
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But he's got this confidence that I'm like, oh yeah, he's definitely back in heat.
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Wow, Jeff. Was he on the island? Do you know where he was?
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It was probably the room that they kept him in when he was hosting.
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I think they ran out of a budget because they don't do that as much anymore. They also don't, they used to bring whoever, they'd be like, okay, and the final vote of the winner of Survivor, and we'll see you back at the studios. And they used to do that. And I kind of didn't like it. Jeff Probst, the guy with the big hog.
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And they would bring it back to CBS Studios. But now they don't do that. They do it right there in Fiji.
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I think I've missed like the first like from like 7 to like 12 because... I watched the first one, or the second one, or... The early ones are tough. Yeah. Because, like, any woman trying to win is just freaking... They're like, ah, she's a bitch. She can't win money. Have they always had him on the show? It's always been Jeff. He's never been replaced.
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He's got some work done. I'm fine. He talks about it.
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The few people on Traders right now are Survivor. I think it's gotten way better. It's more like... It's better with the times. I don't think it's gotten the best it ever could be, but it's better with the times. I feel like it's more concise, whereas the earlier ones were much more about camp life and the dynamics. Now it's missions and strategy and who's voting out who, and it's more game-like.
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They're not as starving as I feel like they should be. They're definitely hungry. But I feel like those ones were like passing out.
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And they took that away. They had old things that were weird. They had like a mirror at the end where people would look and go, whoa, I've lost so much weight. They took a lot of that stuff away. And like he used to say, I really know a lot. He used to say like, come on in, guys. But now he says, come on in or get in here, whatever the fuck he says.
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Jeff. Whenever I say he, I'm only talking about Jeff. Everyone else is nameless. Jeff who? No. I've already said it.
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Okay, here are my secret words. Scotland, top hat, sunrise, slippery slope, ceviche,
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Wait, do you get points every time you say it? Yeah. This blows. You're a piece of shit. Moving on. You suck so much. I hate you. I just fell into that.
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Every season gets worse. I saw a preview for this new season about the guy talking about cosmetic surgery. He's like, I usually go for like, you know. butt lifts and all that. So it's going to be challenging for me. I'm like, why are you here?
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So I have to kind of bait you into it a little bit, but not too hard.
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I feel like Real Housewives is the best. I will say my favorite thing is when Angela loves Real Housewives 2 and she sends me clips, like her favorite clips. So it really helps me just get right to the meat of the funniest part. And they're so funny.
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I was just going to say this. I now know his vibe while watching Traitors. And my God in Traitors, he's like... I know what's gonna happen. And you're like, what? And he says the wrong name completely.
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Did you see his, also his like little outfits. Are you guys caught up?
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And he was partners with whatever and all the bugs were falling on him.
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And he's just, he's just there like. He's so serious, but he looks... He's really funny.
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I'm not doing this because that's clearly one of yours, huh?
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I actually watched the reunion because I heard all about this. It's a hard watch. Where does he come from? I have no idea. I don't think he's tapped into humans.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest with us today, Ian Hecox.
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It's so true. And when he did, I don't know if you were caught up, but when he did the doll episode on Traders, when he was like, Well, he's a singer.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
He's a singer. And what's her name? Caroline or whatever. She was like, oh my God, listen to him sing.
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Oh, yeah. I don't even know if hate's the right word. I think they're just like, oh, here comes Tom.
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Yeah, no. No, me too. And he's just like, what did I do to deserve this?
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I think they have to toy the line. Whereas like, I think some people specifically on traders are actually very grounded. But like, the ones who are grounded but a little, say things so like, out of it that you're just like, Huh? They have to be, like, not tapped in enough.
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Okay Sure, it's so it's almost like he's like Nick Cage in a Nick Cage movie.
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Yeah, that's all it is so entertaining Alan Cummings is great Castle Like all the missions.
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The dog. The missions make me laugh because if you are a true Survivor fan, you're like, oh my God, people are going to crush this crazy mission. And then they're like rowing.
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Because... Because they're barely... Yeah, they're just like...
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
I think you're kind of right, because then, like, even the doll one at the end when they had to figure out the nursery rhymes backwards, I was like, how did they get all five?
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What I love so much about Traitors is the missions, but also the outfits, right?
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It's very dramatic. Very dramatic. And when they all like go to the funeral part at the end, the most recent one where they had to like the traitors face them to. Also, if you haven't seen this, this is a lot of spoilers, but like their outfits are so over the top. I'm like, in my head, I'm like, did they pack all them? Do they prepare for him?
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But now I know that maybe one of your secret words is one of the Backstreet Boys.
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No. They don't sleep there and drink their wine and take the bath?
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Wait, so Sam, Brittany's ex, is not taking a bath and rubbing his muscles?
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Where do you think they are in Scotland? I feel like they're... Where are they?
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
That's what my friend told me. He went to Edinburgh and he was like, you can go into a Starbucks or a McDonald's and it's in a castle.
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What did you do? Okay, but also, we're playing Secret Words, but we're also, we're gonna be talking about Reality shows. Yeah. And life and ourselves and what we're interested in.
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Not here, but like over there. I've taken a train over here.
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When do you think they open? Can you go early in the morning?
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I want to. When I went to Ireland, my sister went to Scotland. So she met us in Ireland and then her and her girlfriend rented a van and did the Highlands in Scotland. They said it was awesome. We drank Guinness in Ireland. Guinness! Everywhere.
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Correct. but I'm also not saying, you bait us too hard.
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No, he was from Real World. Real World and then The Challenge. I literally saw him on Traitors and I was like, God, this guy looks so familiar. And I looked him up. Original Real World. Because I watched that. And Road Rules.
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Fuck all you guys. And it's like, Boston Rob played it way better. He's like, what an honor to play. As he just annihilated people. Spoiler. Don't spoil. I've spoiled so much. I think we should put at the beginning of this episode that there are spoilers.
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He posted on his Instagram, so no. I don't feel guilty. I'm not taking this. I'm not taking this on.
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Resident Evil. I am loving what fans are clipping from Resident Evil. It's so ridiculous. It's so funny. We play for so long that you just kind of lose your mind. You literally forget the cameras are there.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
We got to the dolls. We're on to the next two. The creepy like slug looking guy who looks like he's from the original Dune. I don't know if you saw that. And then the other hot guy.
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He's like the only hot guy in the whole thing. He looks like Jerry Garcia.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Oh, that's actually very interesting. You know Ben and Jerry's?
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Speaking of ice cream, I think ice cream gets... Oh, my God.
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Or the cops are going to arrest you because he's friends with a cop.
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You give off the vibes that your older brother's a cop and your family is part of the school system and your dad's a chancellor or something like that.
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That's true, but... Because they know they can get away with it.
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Hey, this Mountain Dew, I'm getting zooted off it. Hey, babe. Anyways, we watch a lot of TV.
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I've baited you guys plenty. And none of you fuckers have taken barely. Like so many times I've baited you guys. And you've said the thing that I didn't want you to say.
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No. Those people, very passionate. They're all covered in tattoos. It's incredible.
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Here's the deal. I think Ian must have chosen like straight up. Like you have to say it.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
No. You guessed one of my words earlier. What was it? What do you think it was? I forget now. I forget.
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See, you're, like, good at this game, but then you're not good at this. Yeah.
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I'm not doing this. I'm not going to repeat it because now I'm feeling paranoid. No.
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No, and I'm realizing why they're not naturally coming up once you figure them out. Okay.
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Who is she again? She's from Real Housewives. She's just from Real Housewives.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
It's totally what he did because he knows that you're watching it.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
I'm literally playing traitors right now. So if you were on traitors, would you want to be a traitor or a faithful?
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Well, look at Sam and Ivar. People are... Yeah, yeah. The responses on Ivar are cracking up. She's like, what is he going to do? Just make tea? Like, why is he here?
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What? Yeah, he's just like... Right, yeah. Who should I vote for?
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
And he's like, BFFs with Sam. And Sam's like... Wearing the headband that you were back in soccer.
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I think they... I think they genuinely enjoy him. I hate him, but I think they enjoy him.
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And he gets so intense when he thinks he has something. He's like... Yeah.
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I think that you would be a good traitor because I think if you were a faithful, the traitors would be like, okay, this guy's going to know what's going on.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
I think as a female, I think this season is a little bit misogynistic, shall I say, because they keep getting rid of all the freaking women. And they're like, I don't know. She seems like kind of a bitch. So I think that she's a traitor.
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You said a lot of curses while you were in the coffin. It's like, because she was in a fucking coffin in her new YSL boots. What are we discussing here? Also getting rid of all the housewives. And I love, what's her name? The last housewife who's, oh, I'm giving so much away. Whatever. One of the housewives, when some of their friends go, they're like, no, that's my friend.
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When Alan Cummings throws the frame, that's my friend. No, he's dancing on my friend's grave. That's my friend.
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We're not doing sentences. Have you seen... We're not doing sentences.
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I think it's A. You think it's A? No, it's B. Yeah, it's B. It's camera B and A is for all of us.
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Anytime a teleprompter goes out, people literally lose their mind. They're like,
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Yeah, but it sounds like he didn't really know what was going on with the game.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
What I will ask is what exactly was Tom Sandoval wearing when the bugs landed on him?
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You almost freaking said it and I was like, oh no, I chose one word that would only fit in one scenario. That's kind of all my words.
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You got owned. Boom goes the dynamite, baby. You probably just said it now, too. Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite. It's not that. Is it? He's not going to say. I don't want him back.
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The swan was literally plastic surgery. And then they come out in gowns in like a castle to a big mirror and they go, oh my God, they don't know any of the surgery that they're getting done.
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No, I agree. So we'll go to, like, Anderson Valley. Farther. Farther up.
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I think I, like, order sometimes different things. Like, I try out different things.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
There's so many different whites and oranges and rosés and reds and chilled reds. They're from so many different regions. We can't just say red or white.
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Ah! That would be really hard. I could try. I could try. I feel like I would know the difference between a Bordeaux French wine and like a chili. Like a South America.
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I don't know. I mean, my mom and dad loved wine and wine tasting and stuff.
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Syrah is my favorite. You've tried Syrah. I've ordered you Syrah. Okay. I've been like, try this. Because he has, what do you say you have?
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It's the driest. It's dry, but it's like, to me, it's like. like spice. It's like blackberry and like cherry and leather. Lots of like leather. Tobacco.
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I love Syrah. But it's not like you can just have it all the time. You shouldn't have it before a meal.
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Someone just fell out of their seat. Someone fell out of their seat, hit their head, and crawled out of this room.
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Yeah, me too. I think it would just be really fun. Because then again, everyone's palate is different. So you might taste different things. But my whole honeymoon was us wine tasting up in Northern California. Oh, fun. Yeah, it was so fun. Where in Northern California? We did Sonoma for a little bit. But we mainly did Anderson Valley, St. Helena. That area is so good. More inland. Yeah.
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It's crazy. I'm listening to this thing on Wondery about the craze of White Zinfandel. Oh. Like the craze Barringer made White, or Sutterholm started White Zinfandel by mistake. It was actually by mistake. And it made Sutterholm blow up. And then there was a huge like White Zinfandel. Crazy. Yeah. thing that happened where people are like, Oh my God, a white Zen.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
No, but apparently they ruined Merlot and sideways anyways. Um, but there's like a whole murder behind it. I'm only on episode one.
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It's called blood vines on Wondery. Clever. Shout out to Wondery. My favorite. Okay. Anyways, wine is awesome. We shall go.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Do you imagine me and Angela just talking about sleepovers or whatever, and you're like, never mind.
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My husband just told me that he's, like, near retiring Civ. He's going to become immortal or some shit.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Oh, I think he's playing the newest one. But I'm excited for retirement. I think it'll be good for us.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
He was like, when I become immortal, I will retire. And I was like, that's awesome.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
No. I'm like, Civ? How's Civ doing? Civ is another person in our life.
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I think he's playing 6. I think he's probably playing 6.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Remember them walking down the hill walking, Like all at once. They all walked down the hill at once.
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Top hat. Top hat. I'm pretty sure he was wearing a top hat.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
It was someone wearing a top hat because one of them mentioned it. They were like, oh my god, and his little hat.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
That's why I wrote it specifically for this moment, which was I cornered myself.
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He told me about it, and I was like, oh, I'll just talk to Ian about what he ate.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Okay, you said it like five times. You never said it. You said something else.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
No, I genuinely meant like love is blind. I was going to be like, oh, do you think that they started.
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This one you guys would never guess, but Selina and I came up with it together. Maybe I just did. Slippery Slope. Slippery Slope.
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Why? And I was like, I've never heard them say out of pocket.
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And it was run by that famous... Jillian Michaels? Jillian Michaels.
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And I said no. And I would have said I barely know memes.
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Because you said that a lot, and I was like, God damn you, it's Scotland.
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It's not. Actually, I was just thinking in my head. I was like, why didn't I do something like Jillian Michaels?
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And I was like, God, that's such a good word. That's my favorite word to say.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Yeah, because I just talked about it last night. H was like, I'm going to retire.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
And that's only because Ian said Scotland three times.
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Let us know if we should play this again and if I should choose better words.
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We're just in our backyard in the garden. We're just hanging out as friends.
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That's too hot to handle. Wait, is it? Remember when they bring out the cone and they're like, dun, dun. There's a cone? What show are you talking about?
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Okay. People are being tempted everywhere. Oh, my God.
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The Bachelor is the one thing I couldn't watch. It was too cringe for me.
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I didn't think that you'd ask. That's so awesome. Yeah, my smile has been looking amazing because I'm using Quip 360, the new oscillating toothbrush from Quip. I love it so much. First of all, it's clean. It's sleek. It's not super loud. So you can brush your teeth and not feel like you have a hammer to your head.
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And also what I love about it is there's three different modes and you can do a deep clean or a daily. My favorite is the daily, but sometimes I like to do a little deep clean to get everything back there. And also it has a timer. You know how you brush your teeth and you're like, okay, I'm good. Normally we don't brush our teeth for longer than a minute, but it has a two minute timer in it.
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So it vibrates and lets you know when you're done. And I love that.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
I mean, Boston Rob has four girls with Amber, who he met on his first season. And it's such a good season.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Well, Love Island feels like it's literally a ripoff from Temptation Island, because they do all those things. Lap dances, they do the house with... Casa?
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We're seeing if we can test love. I'm like, no, you're not. The ultimatum when people are like, I'm fully into this experiment. I'm like, yeah, because you got connected with someone who's super, super hot and you're annoyed with your partner. That's the experiment. Like, I kind of. I watched Ultimatum, I was really into it, and then I was like, ugh.
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I felt like most of the relationships, the people who came there were kind of in toxic relationships.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
But then you're going to get roasted on the internet for a while.
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#83 - Don't Say The Secret Word...
Wow. We should write that. We just gave away all of our ideas right now.
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I was probably like a bird, a worm, a bug, and then me.
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I think that, like, the... Only like real takeaway, like actionable takeaway from this to me is like when someone's in that state and they're freaked out like that, I feel like if you're their loved one or you're their friend, you can't be like, you can't just like, no, no, no, no. You must, you know.
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Like that's not, that sets you off more almost.
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Yeah. It's, like, good to voice a reason, someone, of course, right? Yeah. Because, like, paranoia is a thing. But I think, like, just shutting it down completely makes that person even more alert.
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You don't want to exacerbate their fear.
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Like, let's rule out other things. Let's talk this through. But let's make sure I don't make you feel, I mean, the bad C word, crazy. Right, exactly.
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I think that's a huge thing just in culture. It's the shift of when someone is very vulnerable and hurt about something, the space in which they take to come forward and bring it to someone is a delicate-ass spot that you have to be careful with because it gets somebody even more freaked out.
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I thought about that too, but not the same store. You don't buy a TV the same place you're getting Bailey's. I mean, Target.
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I'll say, especially with this show, I don't like horror movies or mystery novels and stuff like that as much. I like when things really happened. It gets me always... It's captivating. Yeah.
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I was also thinking too, during that second, first update, I was thinking like, Even though, though, if, like, the kid was a Postmates driver and he came over, he saw her in a robe with, like, but even, you wouldn't know that's a new TV. Yeah. Or, like, why isn't the husband, like, helping her around? Or Uber.
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I'm, like, thinking of things that would have, that would give you someone's location as well as their identity. Yeah, did he come in and, like... like deliver something? It's just so weird.
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So it's going to be more like a... Get your pancakes out and grab your blankie.
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This is terrifying. I'll also say this. This is the takeaway. We can go back to this part because this whole thing is astronomically wild and so hard to understand because it's scary. Yeah. But I will say, her not going with her husband for a couple days, that's what happens when you don't make the people you love feel safe. Yeah. They leave. Come on. She was scared.
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Monumental fuck up on the husband's part is to not take his wife seriously. Yeah, I agree. That's why she's staying with her parents. Because she doesn't feel safe.
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But maybe, like, in two years, we'll have, like, a. Update? No, like a. Will we still be friends in two years? No, like a retelling with, like, actors. You think? Maybe. I feel like Hugh Grant's gonna be the husband. And Nicole Kidman's gonna be the teacher. The teacher. This is just, I feel so hard for her. I like.
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Okay, so good update. Resolution. Resolution. Okay.
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Just read, you're just supposed to read.
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Yeah. Probably, usually a boring subreddit, it feels. Yeah. I mean, interesting.
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I like cleaning. I mean, I like it. I just think it's boring. Okay. And that's fair. That's fair. They're going to roast me.
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I hate to be like a sore loser, but I think it's some cleaning product she's using. because of this cleaning somewhere?
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Okay. Right, like, it's gotta be, like, something that she's spraying everywhere. Or it's a leprechaun trying to send her a message.
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Oh my god, I knew it! Next story!
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Our alibis are here on set at Smosh.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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I also feel like we have started to, like, when you hear, like, can't come back in during the office hours and has to come in overnight, I think your brain thinks it's, like, dramatic. But someone could be so rude to someone and hurt someone's feelings, and then the boss could just be like, I'm going to take care of you and not bring you back in the same room. You're right.
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Like, he could have just, like, I'm not in defense of this guy.
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Our brain just goes wild when you hear like, has been escorted off the premises. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Being like, oh, this is my husband and reading all that? What a fucking loser. He puts that fucking gun catalog and doesn't even take out his fucking address in the middle of it. You fucking idiot. Loser, stupid boy. Love that.
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It's harder to hate people than treat them equally. I swear to God. Just treat people equally, and if your male coworkers are also bad, just treat her like that.
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This symbol is my show picture of a gun. You look like a cartoon character. I don't know. This set me off. I'm so sorry.
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I came too hard for him. No, you didn't come too hard for him.
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I just feel so bad for her. Could you imagine?
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I love him giving his wife the papers going, you're going to believe what you want to believe.
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That was my argument being like, it's more work to make others less than. Then just treat her just as you would your male coworkers. You're going out of your way.
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Look at all the ways you're like messing up your life. And it would just be so much easier to treat people equally. Just go home.
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Like, read a book. You could clean your house with that energy.
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Brennan was taken out by that. Your breath was taken away by physically saturating.
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From previous cuts. That got me. Oh, this is my hair from March.
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We know she means a lot to you.
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And saturate? He goes to the Dunkin' Donuts and the guy's turned around and he goes, can I get a vanilla latte? And he goes, yeah, do you need it?
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Oh, my God. I mean, I think... I mean, yeah.
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We're not going to be able to predict what that person was doing.
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And voicemail. You could tell someone's not doing well when it's during sleeping, when they should be sleeping. Yeah, this is at 3 in the morning. You need their brain to rest, and they're spinning. Yeah. This is bad.
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Yeah, the phone thing was brilliant. No explaining her way out of that. And putting it in writing that you didn't want to cease communication, so then from there on it was all unwarranted and just like... Yeah. That's really, really scary. I feel bad for that person.
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And then when she goes, I actually like burning it more than I like collecting it. Yeah. I was like, oh, so you like collecting it. Yeah. And you like burning it.
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Yeah, that's what I'm like, I don't want anyone in the comments to explain what physical saturation is to me. You could just, we could just leave that there.
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These were really, I think, the most wild I've ever heard.
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I don't know what it is specifically about under the bed that feels extra intimate. Like, that's your place of rest.
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Yeah, I think like... You can like whatever you like, but when it comes to disrespecting someone's safe space, when it comes to invading someone's privacy, that's just plain scary and disrespectful.
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ghosts. Have you ever went to bed with your water bottle and woke up and been like, who is that?
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It's like my bottle. And I'm watching him. And then she goes like this. And then sometimes I'll fall asleep and it's still right there. And it's just like an item. And you're like, ah! And it's just water.
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I think I also like, in another life, I think, not in this life, in another couple lives ago, I was like a lawyer in the 90s.
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Could you imagine being in that anxious state and then adding caffeine? I'm like, don't touch me. Don't touch me.
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He's just trying to get his glasses under there.
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Do you wanna? The prep that must go into this to be there before he settles in. No, he comes in while he's sleeping.
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And I was like, Marcia Clark status, big curls, being like folders after folders and being like. Not the curls. The evidence. The crime scene photos.
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No. Your sister... Yeah. What? I mean, stranded... It's not like he left her in the middle of the woods.
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I need to know because is it a restaurant in the city that they both live in?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Maybe he should have driven her. Maybe you should have driven her. And yeah, okay, stranded, I get that. But I'm also like, I don't know.
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I didn't realize that he said he would drive her home. I get that. I think it's like, okay, drive her to Josh's and say, see you never.
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Yeah, like what actually went down?
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I think Ian's right. I think he probably did not react well.
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I mean, I appreciate her honesty, but like...
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Maybe she was like, oh, this is someone that I used to, but we don't do that anymore, and maybe he just left that out.
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Yeah, maybe she's like, oh, I need something there or my car is there. Maybe it was something else.
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I was about to be ready for... I thought it was going to happen.
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Okay, maybe he is a hero.
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I'm also like, I'm so done with people saying no need to apologize when clearly they were hurt. Like, why can't we just be upfront about how we feel? No need to apologize, no need to apologize.
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It's like when someone's trying to apologize, like, no, no, no, no need to apologize. It's like... But me?
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And I love that.
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And I said I like that.
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Ooh, classic. Real.
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You tell the truth when you're drinking.
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And they're dressed as bowlers? Yes. This is terrible.
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Yeah, because this is your boss.
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She's like, I wasn't gonna tell you that you have a small dick. But you do.
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Ugh. Honey, Sam Summer? Stop the clock. You got oysters in Sam Summer? Are you fucking kidding me? You're getting super brown during the summer.
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She just either has to forgive, move on, or that's it.
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Here's the deal though, I think, I feel like, okay, yeah, if she can't move on from that, then that can't happen. But if she can, I think your relationship, like your sex relationship constantly changes all the time. So she's not always gonna be third, maybe. I mean, I don't know, maybe she is.
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Why did he say that?
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He really, ooh, he got too comfy.
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I'm glad that he admitted what he wanted to say before they got married, not on their wedding night where he's like, you're the third best. Love ya. Glad we did this. Do you know what I mean? I don't know. This is up to her if she can.
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He just didn't need to say third.
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He didn't need, this isn't the Olympics. Like, you don't need to say that.
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See, I would be like, all right, great. Starting tomorrow, after we eat hangover food, I wanna hear all about it. I would wanna go over everything before I make any decisions.
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He was in a bowler outfit.
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And they had a good night. They had a blast.
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Literally just one. I will say, though, when you're in the beginning of a relationship and you have those drinking nights... you do start to say shit. I've never ever had experienced that, but you do say shit where it's like, what'd you just say? Where it's like, huh? So just be careful next time. One beer tower. One beer tower.
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I feel like all these Reddit ones, they're like, I cut it off. I don't know.
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Don't even get me. I blacked that out. The fact that you brought it up again.
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I kind of agree.
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He tried to share something super vulnerable. He fucked up with the third place. And I think it's really, really painful. But I think...
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in order to marry someone, your conversation's just gonna get harder and you have to kind of take your insecurity and fear and anxiety about sex and all these things out of it and just be like, okay, we're two human beings, this sucks right now, but is the love and respect still there? And I just, I mean, if that broke them up, I don't know, I mean, their marriage wouldn't have lasted.
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That's not what he said. And also, like you promised you wouldn't tell your family and friends. You just did a full Reddit post on it. Like you're not being respectful.
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I don't know. I think she missed out on something that could have been good for their relationship. I don't know. I get, I'm not saying everyone has to accept everyone's flaws, but at least give it a chance to kind of dig into like, okay, clearly you waited till we were wasted to tell me. Clearly you were afraid to tell me. And he had rightfully so. So it's like, I don't know.
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I just think people need to dig in a little bit more before they just call it quits.
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Yeah, I think it's very hard when you tell something about yourself that's really personal. And I get that he said third, but like, other person's response is only like, well, I guess I'm not, well, I guess, it's really hard to communicate once it gets to that place.
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Rightfully so, I get it. But take some, I don't know, take some time, but... Listen, you can't be in everyone's relationship. You don't know. You don't know what's going on.
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I just think marriage is like... You can't just be like, I'm out. Oh, for sure. You fucking, like, this is the person that you chose to be with, and you kind of have to give them the benefit of the doubt.
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To me it sounds like he hasn't said he's tired of it at all until right now he's putting his foot down and he's putting it all down at once and he let resentment build up.
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I don't think either of them are secure enough to be in this relationship right now.
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How does it feel? She's never been back to the bowling lane since.
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No, it's perfect.
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He could keep going. You don't have to let him.
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Okay, here we go.
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No, I agree. I don't think he's an asshole at all for this at all. But like, yeah, I think it's time to maybe go to Europe.
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I can't. This is exactly the type of guy who asks you out and you go, oh, no, thank you. And then they're like, the fuck?
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You're a bitch. And then they're like, excuse me, can you go? And it's like, no, I'm pissed. And then they stay. Dude.
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You've got to be more intense, Ian. You've got to be like, I own you people.
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It's because he's embarrassed and his pride made him stay.
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He was like, I deserve to have this. Every woman's been invisible to me, so I deserve to go up to these ladies and talk to them. It's like, that's where you're wrong. It is not your God-given right to have any woman go, yes? Like, no, bro. Friends were ballsy as hell. Like, ballsy. R. Kelly's a little much.
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It's so good. No, they watch the documentaries. They know exactly what's going on.
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They're like deep in the Me Too movement.
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Also, it's like your own friend was like, bro, that was your fault.
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And he's like, no, I'm going to stay.
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Okay, do better.
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Yeah. Yeah. I did it. And they're like, okay, can you go now?
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This is- Jute.
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Jute rug, big thing.
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Get out of here.
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Yeah! Period. I would set you up with my aunt, bitch.
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Yeah, literally.
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I was gonna say, of course he left out the fact that, which most girls do, most women do, they're like, no thank you, have a good night. No thank you, have a good night. Here's a piece of cake, good night. Like, the amount of politeness that we have to fucking do, and then still, like, I love this 19-year-old. She just gave it to him. Like, damn!
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I love these girls. I am loving it.
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And he's like, Aunt.
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And he's like, she said I was fit, so, like, clearly she was into me, you know?
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Clearly she thought I was hot, so it's just, like, she's probably embarrassed in front of her friends.
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Which meant some of them were 18.
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And I love that she said, my journalist TA, honey, she's in school.
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Divorced dick.
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These are so good, by the way.
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Oh yeah, okay, I can do it. My neck's fine.
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Oh wait, that's crazy. I got it.
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Oh yeah, I think so.
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We call that a throwback, just like ignition.
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What benefit does she get from doing that prank?
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I don't think he's overreacting. No, my God, no.
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They're like, that's a prank.
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But you still straddled that person half naked who's my friend.
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Those are fun. I mean... like, punked and stuff. Like, sometimes they cross the line a lot.
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Wait, I need to see this.
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But here's the thing with those, that has nothing to do with their partner having sex with their best friend.
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They're going down a ski mountain, fine. It didn't involve their whole fucking life.
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And they go down to the bottom of the ski mountain and the wife and the best friend are like, oh, and also we're here.
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Why is she like this AI robot where it's like, Jess only wants, just tell her, hey honey, I don't want to see Mickey for a long time. Just tell your wife.
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Oh, okay. Just do it to Cass then.
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So fake. Unless they're scaring them. Those are my favorite. When they're like coming around the corner and they're scaring them a lot.
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No, what they did was just, it was like, really? Like, why? It was just dumb and insensitive and then also to be like, how dare you make me look like an idiot? It's like, you made me look like an idiot.
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Oh, pranked. Yeah, pranked. He's like, what?
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Yeah, exactly. And he's like, what son? And she's like, pranked. She just really goes too hard.
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Yeah, that's bad. He did the right thing.
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Ooh, our takes.
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Ooh, did you just call us all hot?
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We're all in our 30s, it's okay.
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Yeah, like Shein.
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I owe you. I give you the green light.
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Well, you wear it every day.
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The fact that he didn't know what the stone was, didn't think about, oh, this is a stone that has meaning to you. That's going to turn your finger green.
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I think his ego is hurt, but I think this does happen where the person is like, oh, I don't like my ring. And the person who proposed is like, their ego's hurt for a little bit. And it can be a tricky space. But I do think at the end of the day, marriage, you have to work together on it. It's like, let's talk about what ring you do want.
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At the end of the day. And also.
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I think he just... I think he needed to talk to someone and get advice on what to do. Because I don't think he fully wrapped his head around that this ring will turn her finger green. And also... Yeah, I don't know what he was thinking, really.
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But nine years in a row.
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That's the thing. I'm like, what were you thinking?
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And he panicked. He's like, oh, $38? That's awesome. Here we go. $38?
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It doesn't have to be expensive. At all, actually. When you wear something every single day, it needs to have wear and tear. But like, dude.
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Honey, you're not being dramatic. This man is just... No.
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You go to Disney World and you talk about your second best goddess sex times. Right. He... No, you can't marry this guy. What are we talking about? You buy your own ring.
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It doesn't have to be... If this is your future wife, don't you want her to be happy?
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Whoa, no more updates?
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I think this was one of my favorite Reddit story episodes because- Truly, yeah. The stories were all bangers. They were so good.
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Nine problems, but a bitch ain't one. Disney.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Okay, blink twice if you need assistance, buddy.
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I don't know what happened in between that post, but that's a different man writing that thing. Hey guys!
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Update number two. Stop! She's like, hey, it's Jess. I don't know where he's been. He's been missing for two weeks.
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Please stop. She's like, ugh, you have to have Mickey touch my neck.
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Like a roller coaster?
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This man, it's like his body is in a room, and he has these little black mirror things on, and he's just transported into the perfect husband for Jess. How does he believe that this is?
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Also like Whiplash.
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Yeah. Yeah? What? She's like, oh, I backed into the garage. She's like, okay, for Mickey. She's like.
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Maybe the top of his head is going somewhere, but the rest of his body is buried, yo. He's attached to something else and she's pulling that arm and it's a phantom body. I'm sorry, what are we doing here?
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I was like, no, I was like, something's coming. Also him re-explaining the story just shows that he is so like in this pattern of like, and I'm a good husband and here's the story. And I was wrong. I am wrong. And it's like, okay, this is a nightmare.
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God. Can we just move on? I don't know.
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Sorry, my sister doesn't think I'm hot, so you shouldn't date me anymore.
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Yeah. No, this person, this sister gives really, like, a lot of red flags. Like, just immediately. It's also, like, how she responded when she was confronted. When OP confronts her and she's like, well, I'm just being honest. I'm looking out for him. Like, completely devaluing her as a person. Caring about this other guy more than her. Completely belittling her and making her feel like nothing.
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Why would she want to go to this person's wedding? This person doesn't want her at the wedding, clearly. Exactly.
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Would you guys still go to your sibling's wedding if they did that?
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Yeah, there's something there of like, there's protecting your heart and then like, it's very vulnerable for her to still go after something like that. This day is about this person who really did something vile. If I had found out that someone did that, like if my friend did that to their sister, I would be like, whoa, I don't know if I can be friends with someone who does that.
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Yeah, where did this come from? And yeah, I can understand why it's not like if you go, all these, weddings, there's so much going on, and if anything, obviously her fiance is gonna be there with her, and they have each other to like, And it's like, oh, look at us, this boring couple that you hate. Is that your wedding? You spent all this money.
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I almost wanted to make the joke of brides will do anything to cut down on costs.
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Yeah, they're the easiest thing.
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What's going on in New York? Yeah, and their name is Sally and they're 35.
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Yeah, I can't imagine someone so close to me normally, I don't know how close they were before this, to go and go so far out of their way to do something so personal and horrible. And jealousy does seem like the root of it, regardless of the kind of jealousy. Jealous of, yeah, being chosen, or not being chosen by this guy, or that she has feelings for him, or...
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She's just jealous that this person is getting any attention for being engaged at all. Like, I get it.
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Okay, then I need to vent just a little bit more then. Because this sister didn't even go, hey, here's all the horrible things this person has ever done. You shouldn't be them. She completely ripped apart this person's existence.
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Of like, you're boring. Not even like, oh, she's a bad person. She's like mean to service workers. It's like, no, she's boring. She's lame. She's low vibes. Yeah. Like what? Low vibes. Low vibrations. I don't know. I heard that on Vanderpump last night. Low vibes. Low vibes. It's going to be my new thing. Shane, low vibes. I am at a higher vibration level.
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That's what I heard Lala say on VPR, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's also why I said okay Sheena because Sheena is the patient zero pick me girl and she does horrible things like she'll say something horrible and I'll be like hey why'd you say something horrible like that about me to my own mom over text and she goes I'm just being honest.
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Flying your drone at your sister's wedding reception.
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He fucking loved stripping down. I literally would not have believed this story was real until I remember that this video and photos, because I literally, it was giving, and everyone clapped. The way he wrote it. Wait, you said a picture?
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Got some good definition, nice. I was like, I hope he's not.
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At least he's wearing compression underwear, yeah. Not some tighty-whities or some loose.
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Can I act out what I think the gasping and moaning was like? Yes.
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I also feel like the concept of weddings just brings out new flavors of every person that you know. Or not every person, but definitely brings new things to the equation.
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Yeah, no, because I thought it was fake, the way it was written.
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I did. I was like, this is, come on. This is embellished, or the very least. So it kind of puts things into perspective a little bit. Yeah, people really do live and write like that.
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On the topic of wedding videos though, there is one that I always show everybody that is like the most, oh, it's the Cole and Sav LeBrant family wedding video. It's got bajillions of views. And I think it's like shot by the same people who did like Twilight or something like that. It looks insane where there's crazy drone shots, slow motion, everything feels so intense where like
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There's one shot where it's like, the men are gathering. Of course.
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And then they do like, it's like the hug and the pat, and they added like a boom sound.
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Yeah, I thought when he said splash, I was like, not the cake!
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Oh. The devil's asshole, eh? We like that. We like that. It is. We like that.
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Yeah, this is not the stage at the end of Mean Girls when you're holding the crown and you're like, I just... This is not your moment. No. Oh, my God. Like, also, like, again, another... I'm just being honest.
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Okay? That's not... That doesn't make it right, okay?
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I need to talk to my friend for a bit. I need to talk to my best friend. No, speaking of everybody, how uncomfortable is that that you're like, because you're right, your feelings are valid, but you're choosing to take a microphone and some 85-year-old grandpa who's never seen you before in your life is now hearing your problems.
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We've all seen a speech where it's like, oh, that was a little personal, okay. Don't commandeer an entire speech that the bride asked you to do with the mission and the purpose of talking about positive things. You can still be honest and not, display your feelings. There's plenty of positive things to say of it is so wonderful that whatever her name is found the love of her life.
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That is a fact and that doesn't erase your facts.
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Oh, that's what it was. It's like... I feel like it's a meme almost where it's like, yeah, we all know that when people get married or when they get into a serious relationship, you kind of see them less because they found someone that they really love spending a lot of time with. Like, people joke like, oh, guess we'll never... Like, especially when they have a kid.
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It's like, oh, we're never going to see them again. They're with the ball and chain. Like, it's not a new... You're not the first person to ever experience this. It's just so completely blind to other people. It's also...
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Yeah, because you're kind of, you're like, I've lost a friend in this. Who are you blaming? Are you calling her a bad friend? Because you're literally, you are not a prime example of a good friend right now. Because I feel like, especially a maid of honor, it's like, Google things to think about as a maid of honor. Number one priority, the bride and their happiness as the maid of honor, right?
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And like, absolutely, that's not being considered at all in those moments. Right.
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I mean, girly, you are not flexible either. You were not flexible when you needed to unload all this. And, like, I get it sometimes when you're in therapy a lot. You feel a lot more compelled to just, like, really... open up to people that aren't just your therapist sometimes.
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And so she felt very compelled with that microphone to unload stuff that, yeah, she should have said all of that to her therapist before going to a wedding. If this was something she'd been feeling, like I've had big events that I was like, I need to prepare for this. I'm going to have like an extra session just so I can really like, prepare and know how to handle myself.
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Imagine if the 85-year-old grandpa I referenced earlier was just like boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
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No, I think it's, like, the shop.
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You know what's so... And, like, it's very Photoshop. Like, I've been thinking about this a lot lately, is, like, the concept of being offended on behalf of someone else. Right. And, like, the bride never said anything. The literal groom shrugged and kept dancing. And also, like, the bride had talked to this person. She knew the dress was yellow.
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Like they're making it about themselves somehow in that moment. Like why were you guys uncomfortable? You weren't getting married. Also, is your attention span that short that you didn't see this yellow dress? Like I know we don't remember every single person at a party, but like... Hello?
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Like, what? That's so projecting. Like, other people being like, you made a bunch of us uncomfortable. It's like, okay, were you getting married? Also, you're uncomfortable at something that wasn't actually happening.
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You know, the last hour at reception. The last hour, nobody's even. They could be messy. Yeah, they could be messy.
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You had to hear about it later. And this lady, this clearly was an angry drunk. And love how it's just like, it's a person in the bridal party. Clearly they didn't go and like go to the bride and go, hey, I don't know if you noticed this. Like, are you okay with this? Are you okay? And if the bride was like, oh, actually her dress is yellow. I guess the black light makes it funny.
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Anyway, like, one conversation. Stop being pissed off for people that you don't even know are actually pissed off yet.
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Everyone's teeth looks like yellow. I have only two veneers here, so I have to keep my mouth shut in black lights because they go bing!
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That's cool. And also, those people are going to feel so stupid when they see her Instagram posts and it's like, that dress was yellow. Yeah. You thought it was blue and white? Yeah.
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That person doesn't exist. She was just parking cars. Maybe it was a ghost. It was like that meme. Is the dress white or is the dress yellow? But truly, last thing I'll say about that Instagram is she's going to post pictures of her in this yellow dress. Because I know she's feeling really guilty now that all these random people feel offended for someone that isn't offended.
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They're going to see this and go, oh, it was yellow. Oh. Like, what? What?
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Uh, oh, um... Oh, my God, um... Philip J. Fry. Wait, no, what's his name? What's the guy's name in iCarly? Mr. Fry.
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Yeah, bro, you, yo, I mean, he was 16. He was so young. He was 17. He was having fun. I have a very big family. I was meeting cousins until I was 22. And I probably have more that I have not met. Right, right, right. Like, you, how could you not, like... Just while you're dancing, maybe go...
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Like, that's horrible. Like, come on. You think he wanted that? Like, obviously, you could tell this kid doesn't feel great about it. Oh, God, what a bad, what a major cook-up.
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Yeah, the weirdos couldn't hold it in, could they? They're like, ah, yes.
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There we go, no more devil's asshole. No more devil's asshole.
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It definitely completely erases all the hard work that she did, and I can see a world where like, oh, the idea of that is really lovely, like surprise, you're getting married in this incredible city, but it's like, You didn't really talk to her about why that church was important to her.
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Yeah, or like texted, like, hey, I heard everything.
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Like, what? Not even saying, hey, come on. Like, nothing? Like, that's so hurtful. No, I would be pissed. And I feel connected to this story because... Of two things, there was one girl in my high school growing up that she would unapologetically, most straight faced, always, if you said a word that was like, oh, that's inconceivable, she'd be like, what's inconceivable?
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You assumed that it was because it was the cheapest option, but you also literally said that's where she was christened. Maybe that's a family church that's actually important to her that you just didn't pay attention to. Or you could have surprised her with a honeymoon to Venice. Yes.
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And I'd go, oh, and then we'd go, oh, it's like this thing. And she just, it wasn't any weird thing at all. And I really, her and I were never close, but I always thought that was so cool about her. And then there was one great teacher in my life that said, there's no such thing as a stupid question. And that has stuck with me always as well.
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I truly feel like When people ask questions in conversations, it's good for the conversation. And also, if you want to include someone, make someone feel included in the conversation in that way so they know what the hell you're talking about. There's literally nothing wrong with what she's doing. Yeah.
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Yeah, but what's the name of your guy in... Philip Brownlee. Philip Brownlee. That wasn't far off. Brownlee?
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Yeah, like, because I wish she hadn't gone and hide in a bed for three days. Like, that's horrible. It must feel horrible. But I would sit her fiance down and be like, hey, I just want you to know that I came into the house and I heard everything that you guys were saying about me. And it really hurt.
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If you want to surprise her with something amazing, do that because like the wedding part also, it's like those are big expenses that I think once you are going to be married, like big expenses, it's a team discussion.
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when your mom was saying these things, and it hurt even more that I heard you laughing and not sticking up for me. I would never do that to you. And just being like, what did I do to deserve such horrible things to be said about me? Correct. And just say that. And I think seeing how he reacts will be very telling in the next step.
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Yeah, it also can be... It kind of is telling of the environment, too, where someone is trying to kind of, in a way, defend this girl, but then the mother shuts it down and goes, no, she's stupid. It's like, oh, okay, so... We're just having no room for accountability in this moment.
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Yeah, isn't like when it's a destination wedding, it's like the couple picks a place that's like important to them or that they both agree that they really love or like something like that, right?
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She's like, totally, totally. I'm so proud of her. Because one thing that I'm thinking about is like, Everyone was like, it's just a joke. And she was like, it's not funny. And the thing about being funny is it requires intelligence to be funny. It does. And they weren't being fucking funny. They were being lame. There's low-hanging fruit.
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Ridiculousness. I just love that she was like, I have nothing to lose. I can get the fuck out of here. She knew. She's like, I'm young.
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Yeah, and there's also, like, because bringing that up of, like, how it feels to suddenly have everything paid for, like, when I was growing up, our home, like, was a lot more low-income side. Like, so I've grown up with, I feel a lot of guilt and, like, a lot of weird kind of shame when people are going out of their way financially for me, especially when I don't expect it.
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Yeah. I don't know how to act right now at a deep level. And just the so much work she put in in the beginning is what matters, I think, the most. Yeah, it's a lot.
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She's like, what's my favorite color? He clearly like, money.
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And he's taking it personally even though he didn't do anything. His dad is doing, like... Well, he made the decision to do all this.
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Right. Yeah, I get that. It's like... At that point, he's putting his own work above hers. But, like, it's also, like, she might value money differently than he values money. And, like I said, like, when it's a team decision like that, like, that's a lot of money. That's, like, what if I actually wanted that for our eventual child or pet or home?
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Like, that's why we didn't do a lot of the things that people do for spending on a wedding is because we wanted to spend it on other things.
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I mean, let's see what happens.
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Will they be selling pancakes at the venue? Oh my god.
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I bet they won't, but they have really crazy popcorn flavors. So I wouldn't be surprised if they had like a pancakes popcorn.
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Also, the fact that she's planning her wedding, apparently was gonna get a wedding gift for her sister. All this is happening. This bride takes the time to stop, pivot, and go and do this? Take the time and dedicate time and effort to do this to her own sister?