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The audacity never ceases to amaze. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. 0:00 Intro 1:45 My gf uses ChatGPT to argue w/ me https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1g4g8s3/my_girlfriend_uses_chat_gpt_every_time_we_have_a/ 10:12 My bf has a sexual history with my parents https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofNoUpdates/comments/1g1n7ob/my_boyfriend_34m_has_a_sexual_history_with_my/ 21:41 I blew up at my gf after therapy backfired https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1fl9pm0/aita_for_blowing_up_at_my_girlfriend_after/ 33:12 Bf told me he was a doctor then I saw him working at Taco Bell https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1cv4av3/my_24f_boyfriend_32m_told_me_he_was_a_doctor_i/ 44:06 My bf has become infatuated with Twitch streamers https://en.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3b45qg/my_29f_boyfriend_28m_of_five_years_has_become/ 55:49 Got surprised by a micro on my honeymoon https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qvuyfn/husband_hides_micropenis_from_his_wife_until/ 1:05:03 My husband proposed while I was on the toilet https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1fl009m/aita_for_marrying_a_man_who_proposed_to_me_while/?share_id=a7YxK0zULTXz8ZHyFGZCK&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main theme of today's Reddit stories?
My big issue is it's her formulating the prompts, so if she explains that I'm in the wrong, it's going to agree without me having a chance to explain things. Am I the asshole for asking her to stop using chat GPT in this context? No. What the hell? What the fuck? No. No? What the fuck? WTF. LMFAO. Okay. This episode of Black Mirror. Literally. Well, the robot told me that you're wrong. Right.
And the robot's like, yes, Janet, listen to me. This is so good. You should break up with him. This is so good. We are meant to be together, Janet. But it's so unfair because the robot doesn't actually know probably all of the context. It's skewed in the way that she is typing all of it in.
He'll go talk to the robot and the robot's like, oh my God, I didn't know your side of it, dude. Oh dude, I'm so sorry. That's why he needs to go on chat GPT and go, okay, let me ask my side. And then they compare notes and then they have robot sex. And then the robots are fighting and then they can go make up. Yes. Yeah. That's the solution. Text him. Text him WTF LMFAO.
I can't believe she said, full chest, chat GPT says you're insecure. And she said that seriously. Honestly, power move. How old is she? 28. Yeah. And he's 25, so she's like, get with the technology. She's like, you're young, I'm smart, and technologically snappy. You're stupid, and the robot says that I'm smart.
Yeah, I think that you're kind of eliminating, you're eliminating so much, because with a disagreement, the whole point is you're different POVs. So this isn't her POV, this is some robot's POV. Which is just a generated, it's generative AI, so it's, who knows where it's getting it from. It's not like it's correct, because it's chat GPT, it could be completely wrong.
You can prompt it to be anything. Yeah, I'm sure also if she is doing it in the middle of a fight, she could probably also be bringing in some of that manic, so it's like, he sucks, right? And then Chad GBT is like, right. Yeah, he's wrong. This is just weird. Yeah, no, this is not how you communicate with your partner at all. What is such a modern issue to have though, like right now?
If you try to explain this five years ago, Yeah, they'd be like, well, how do they know?
My girlfriend keeps using AI to win arguments. You'd be like, what has happened? This literally is a Black Mirror episode. She's going on Facebook. And again, OP's words, my big issue is it's her formulating the prompts, so if she explains that I'm in the wrong, it's going to agree without me having a chance to explain things. It's very true. Yeah.
Because, yeah, chat GPT, you can kind of formulate it to be, Straight up anything. I think it's wrong to use chat GPT for a lot of things. I know a lot of people would use it for essays and stuff at school, which is wrong. But I also think it's wrong in this context for a kind of different reason. It just takes away the genuine nature of a discussion. It means she can't communicate on her own.
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Chapter 2: How does ChatGPT affect personal relationships?
Update? There's some comments here. And this first comment, it had me thinking about, I was like, okay, the age gap. And then that made me, something occurred to me. That they slept together 10 years ago and she's 23. She was 13. She was still living with her parents when they were actively having threesomes. with this guy. They did it in the house?
I don't know, but no, I just mean like. Right at the fucking hotel. I just mean like she was still like. She was 13. She was still under their care. She was a minor and like under their care while they were going out and doing that. They can be parents. The threesome is fine. Yeah. The threesome is fine.
They just had the threesome with this guy and now he can't be the one who's in a relationship with her now. All right, let me read this comment. Once you said she was 13, the whole story changed.
Okay, let me read this comment. Okay. If I was in your shoes knowing that my boyfriend was fucking my parents when I was 13 is a massive nope, I'm out for me. I couldn't even imagine what's going through your mind right now. I'm sorry you're going through this. Yeah. Okay, well they said it. Yeah, that's what we were saying. That's it. So no, it's no.
Someone else said, damn, that is rough. If it were me, I would just sadly say it won't work out with that person. I wouldn't be mad at your parents. They obviously couldn't have predicted that coincidence. Right.
I would just say there are more fish in the sea and the odds are most of them haven't had a threesome with your parents. Seems like it would be very awkward to continue that relationship. What if she just keeps finding guys and they're like, I also had a threesome with you. And she finds out that her parents just ran through the town. They'll bring out the key lime pie, honey.
Your boyfriend. She's at the mall with her parents and then every single guy in the mall is just like, uh. Eventually. Did you guys fuck everyone in this town? Eventually they're going to need just like a spreadsheet of everybody that's in town so they can start exits. They're going through Tinder and they're like, yep. That one. No, not that.
Oh, yeah, that was nine years ago. We had sex with him too. I forgot that it was 10 years ago. That's a long time ago. I know. This is a crazy coincidence. This is, like, truly movie material. Like, this would be hilarious. Seriously, yeah, it would be. But they didn't forget Sam. You know what that means. They didn't forget him. He was memorable. Yeah. Sexy dog.
Okay. What's crazy to me, though, is she runs for five minutes or however long, calls an Uber, comes home, immediately writes this Reddit post. Yeah. That's what she says. That's her safe haven. She got home and she's like, chat GPT. Help. What do I do? Chat GPT's like, you're fucked.
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Chapter 3: Why is using AI in arguments controversial?
Yeah. Oh my God. I feel so bad for OP too. Just the way that he's like writing about like how doubtful he felt of his own feelings of like I felt guilty about this and I wondered about that and it's like. They've been in a relationship for six years. That? I couldn't do this to anyone. Right! Let alone the person that you're supposed to love?
I couldn't do this to my enemy. To do this to someone that is who you cherish most. Right. Oh my god. No, there's something, I truly think she's, she needs to go to therapy. And also, he now needs to go to therapy. If he didn't before, he needs to now because you need to unpack that.
In her mind, maybe she was thinking, again, maybe there's ways that I can just tweak this man into the partner that I want him to become. And so she sort of put this plan together where she could make it happen, where he didn't have to know. And maybe in her head she was rationalizing that and thinking that that would be okay.
Well, clearly if she and her friends all thought this was fine, they all, you know, bounced off each other and convinced themselves this was okay. Right. But they are... Ugh. Yikes. Wow. Okay. Moving on from that. Yeah. WTF. That is, that is, that is WTF. Okay. Okay. Our next story. Let's see if this can beat the others. That was, that was a real 180. I don't know.
Those were two of the craziest stories I've ever read on this show. Easily. I've heard crazier, I think. Okay. From you. I think I've heard crazier. Okay. This is a 24-year-old woman. My boyfriend, who's 32, told me he was a doctor. I walked in on him behind the counter at Taco Bell. Oh my God. Hey. Whoa. They need medics there too. After I eat 10 tacos there? Yeah, good night.
I need a doctor right away. I need an enema. Okay. This taco is so good. Well, the guy who made it has a PhD in making tacos. That makes sense, this is really good.
All right, let's hear it.
All right, I met him on an app three months ago. He said he was a doctor and that he did his undergrad in biology at an Ivy League school. Everything was going great. The sex was fantastic and he was very romantic, although he didn't like to spend a lot of money on me. Last night, I just happened to walk into a Taco Bell and saw him working there behind the counter.
We looked at each other and I went up and ordered without addressing him. Then I went home to process what I had seen. I tried calling him today, but he wouldn't answer. How could he lie to me like this? Do men do this often? I'm in absolute shock. Should I just forgive him for lying and move on with the relationship, or should I dump him?
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