Who let out all these silly geese?? Head to https://factormeals.com/50pitreddit and use code 50pitreddit to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 0:00 Intro 1:51 I gaslight my husband when we fight https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1gpqqus/i_gaslight_my_husband_when_we_fight/ 6:54 I didn't know a candle wasn't supposed to be lit https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1g277sk/aita_for_not_knowing_a_candle_wasnt_supposed_to/ 15:06 Accidentally opened porn site on work laptop https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1g67ui1/opened_redtube_pornography_on_work_laptop/ 19:25 My bf's relationship with his teddy bear bothers me https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1gg5yyr/my_21f_boyfriends_23m_relationship_with_his/ 32:07 Sponsor 33:30 Asked my sister to replace my jellybeans her son at https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1go5p9d/aita_for_asking_my_sister_to_replace_my/ 49:03 My partner whispered "I hate you" when he thought I was asleep https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1gnrf0b/my_partner_28m_whispered_i_hate_you_when_he/ 55:20 My bf suddenly "became gay" due to altitude difference https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1gdor7n/aita_for_not_believing_my_boyfriend_that_suddenly/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Matt Taylor Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Production Intern: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What funny stories are discussed in this episode?
Hello, welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme, silly. Some silly stories. And I'm joined by two silly gooses. Sharks, Spencer. Wait, wait, sing a song for us.
Chapter 2: How did the gaslighting sandwich story unfold?
Sing a song?
We will take over the world with a million dollars.
My first thought was Austin Powers as well.
Oh my God.
There it is.
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Chapter 3: What are the hilarious consequences of lighting a candle?
Same brain.
You guys are in chairs for reasons we cannot tell you. I got too silly with it. Spencer got too silly with it. The couch will be back next week. Mom and dad needed to be separated a little bit. I was humping the couch.
I wasn't going to tell them, and now you revealed it.
I don't want too much. My neck hurts, so it hurts for me to be like... Don't do that, Ben.
You just did it.
Well, no, it hurts to prolong to keep it. I was worried when we did Resident Evil because I like to look back at you guys. I just wanted to take one more look at you.
I was wondering.
Sorry. So Kiana picked all these stories.
Oh, my God. They're going to be silly.
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Chapter 4: Why does a teddy bear cause relationship tension?
I don't know, man. I think my brain is too broken. Well, let's hop into these. Okay. Okay, this first story comes from True Off My Chest. I gaslight my husband when we fight.
This is silly. So silly.
So silly.
This isn't anything crazy, just something funny that I want to tell people about, but can't risk getting caught. My husband, who's 30, and I, 30, have been together for eight years. For the past couple of years, I have been making him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every day to take to work. I use Welch's Grape Concord Jelly. This is important for later.
Every day, he tells me that I make the best sandwiches, and I just say, I make it with love. However... When we're fighting, he always says he can taste the difference in his PB and J, and I say, because I made it with hate. But the truth is, he can taste the hate in his sandwich, because when we fight, I use organic sugar-free grape jam.
It's in the back of the fridge, and he's never seen it, so it's what I use to convince him that he can't make me mad, or my anger makes food taste different.
I don't like this story. Yeah, your man lacks curiosity. He's not exploring the fridge, he's not exploring what.
To not, I am so locked in on all of my fridge that you can't hide anything from me.
Like, does he never go shopping? Is it just, he only eats one PB and J every day.
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Chapter 5: What happened when a sister's son ate jelly beans?
He knows the vibe. He cleans out the fridge every two weeks. He takes things out of ugly bottles and puts them in nice bottles.
That's cool.
And I'm like, well, we don't have to. And he's like, we're doing it. So that's his vibe. I remember your guest, the fridge.
So he would have clocked the jelly. He would have been like, what is this? This isn't hate, this is lack of sugar. Yeah, exactly. And what is hate if not lack of sugar?
Oh my God, so true.
Oh.
Ow! He broke my knuckles. My hand is broken. That was crazy. That's my game. I like to hit.
That was full on cat behavior there.
Being all nice and just. I think we would have a lot of fun if we just like fully fought. Oh my God. Like, that'd be crazy. Your whole body flies across the studio. No, that's like, that's like, it would truly be like a cartoon fight.
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Chapter 6: How did the group respond to unique relationship dynamics?
Stinkers, nothing unsexy about a parent calling their kids stinkers. You look at your husband, you're like, God, he was hot. And then he calls his kids like, you little stinker.
I feel like if I were a dad, I'd be doing that.
I know. That's why I would take your whole body and chuck it.
We're changing the narrative. Lastly, someone says, my barista friend said when a customer is rude, she makes their latte with decaf espresso. It's her way to get a little dig in. That's DV.
What would we do as like, on Smosh? You'd be like, oh, we take out a Reddit story. Yeah. We delete our best Reddit story.
I think my favorite moment where I feel like I kind of got to punish the audience. I don't know if punish is the right word, but just get to slap in the face kind of was Smosh Mouth where it appears and it's Angela in the Lime shirt. That was.
Those kind of pranks are so funny. And I mean, I think in a way, I think maybe people perceived like when we had you guys do the staring contest, like that was like a punishment, but it's like, no, we just, we thought that was legitimately really funny.
I thought you guys- That was the best content we've ever done.
That's legitimately so funny. And I'm sorry, I'm always gonna, but people love to cite that as like, oh, Smosh games is washed. It's like, I counter that and say that was actually one of the funniest things we've ever done.
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