Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791
01 Jan 2025
SPONSORS: -Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! -Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/ymh. Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos. Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 791 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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What's up, everybody? I'll be bringing my come-together tour to a bunch of more cities in 2025. January 18th, I'll be in Philadelphia. I haven't been there in a while. January 24th, San Francisco. The 25th of January, I'm in Reno. January 30th, I'm in Athens, Georgia. And January 31st, Savannah. February 1st, I'll be in North Charleston. I can't wait to hit all these cities.
Get your tickets now at tomscrow.com slash tour, and I will see you there. welcome welcome to your mom's house hello and happy new year good night mate it's 2025 that's crazy what a exciting time a new year can you believe it you know something what
I kind of don't see it. I don't know. I just think of it as one continuous life.
Are you taking the Jew broads off?
What do you think? Should I have them on?
I don't know. It's up to you. It's a real personal choice. I don't know. Wow, just like that. New year, no thanks.
No thanks, Jew broad Tom Hanks. I don't know. Do you have resolutions? Are you going to do anything differently? Oh, no.
You go past that at a certain point.
That's what I'm saying. I feel like it's just the same shit, different toilet.
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