We are live in Boston to recap the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion part two! Sutton is on some kind of a sedative, Jennifer Tilly eats candy, and Dori gets in some sick burns about main road living. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the vibe of the live Boston show?
Hello, Boston! Gorgeous! Hello!
Thank you so much for being here, Boston. We love you guys.
Oh, my God. The Boston show is always a fun one on our tour. You guys have fun. And it's a Friday night.
I love this town so much. When we came in yesterday, well, when I came in yesterday, we didn't fly together yesterday. So I was in alone. And I was listening to the airport announcements because, you know, that's what you do when you're alone. I never noticed. I was like, this is the proudest city I've ever been in.
Chapter 2: What are some funny observations about Boston?
The whole way I was on the little walkie thing, you know, standing there listening to it. She's like, welcome to Boston, the best fucking city in America.
It is a pretty good city.
This is where you be who you want to be. This is where people who give a fuck live. This is people with a brain. We're people who know how to use a fork and a knife. We do Wordle. We can spell. We read here. I was like, damn. I was walking home. I went to see a show about corn last night. It was good. What's it called? Shucked. It's called Shucked.
They literally had a 10-minute musical number about corn to open it. I was like, what am I doing here? But I was walking home, you know, in the district, and there was even a homeless, I don't think you're allowed to say homeless, whatever you call it now. He was there, and he was like, hey, stop your honking, buddy. This is Liberty Park Square.
I was like, even the homeless people have such a civic duty. Well done.
Yeah. Well, it is a city of champions. You got the Red Sox. You got the Patriots. You got Boston Robb. So, I mean, look, it's hard to deny the resume, you know?
You've got Ben, who managed to find a gaming podcast to go on and a group to play with all night long. He texted at 2 in the morning.
Yeah, thank you to the Heavy Cardboard podcast for having me on last night. I don't think there's too much crossover between the worlds of Real Housewives and board games, but for the three people who enjoyed that crossover moment... You're welcome. Thank you, Heavy Cardboard. Also, by the way, speaking of podcasts, we do have Ash and Elena from Morbid here. So what's up, Ash and Elena?
Yes, our girls. We love them. You should listen to their podcast. Yeah, it's just been great. You know what I love about coming to the Boston is leaving that wretched 80-degree L.A. weather behind. What is happening? I... I was packing my bags the other night, and I was like, okay, let me put on a cute little short sleeve. I'll pack a cute little short sleeve something or other.
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Chapter 3: What gossip surrounds Kyle Richards?
Yeah.
And she's dragging them so hard, like one of them even hits the curb, and she just keeps pulling it until it comes back up.
That's the lady. It's not great, but it's also like, it's not the worst you've seen with this kind of stuff. And I'm saying this to set up the fact that we really want to be making fun of Kyle Richards in this story. No, you're a dog hater. You're like, drag the dog up the curb.
I saw that, I was like... Can't see a dog being mistreated like that.
Ben's like, fuck the dog. Get to Kyle. Fast forward to Kyle. So this lady is, she's sort of like going across the street with the dogs, sort of like pulling them because the dogs are being resistant. And Kyle and Teddy are walking like alongside.
And the assistant who supposedly lost all the feelings in her legs when she heard the Dorit gossip or whatever that was.
So we don't hear what Kyle says, but she says something to this lady and she points like, you shouldn't be doing that with your dog. And then the footage cuts to the three of them on the sidewalk. And Kyle now has her phone out like a full-on Trishel. And she's like filming this woman. And this woman starts going off on Kyle.
And when I tell you, it was the most exhilarating piece of footage of 2025.
I'm telling you, it could have been one of you. This lady was like...
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Chapter 4: Who joined the RHOBH reunion?
I think Piquet has left me.
Well, you know, Kyle is texting with Piquet.
You're texting my husband. Um, it was just jokes and memes. But why isn't he texting meme? He is. He's texting memes.
No, I know he's texting you, but why isn't he texting meme?
Hang in there.
Stop being meme to me, Kyle.
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Chapter 5: Why is Jennifer Tilly's presence on the show unique?
I can't take it.
Well, ladies, I bought a beach house. I'm so proud of myself.
Ladies, after all this meme fighting, I want us to just be sisters. You know, we're sisterhood. Let's just gather around. Let's solve problems like sisters would. Together. We get mad. Let's just stay calm. And then solve those problems together. Gee, she's drunk again. Shut your mouth, you poor person.
Fight with someone whose wallet fits. Oh, you think you're bigger than her? I think my wallet is. How can your tiny stick legs hold up such a big wallet? Shut your mouth, you cheese-lined wick wanker.
Girls, I have an announcement to make. I have a beach house.
Bows, I'm really glad you're on the show. Girl? But you're standing up for Dorit like I did something wrong.
It was only memes. Stop yelling at me. I'm being bullied.
Hey, don't forget about me. I put wallpaper in my house, and I also finally got a pizza party of Chuck E. Cheese.
They say I'm mean to poor people. You're welcome for your pizza party.
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Chapter 6: What drama unfolds at the RHOBH reunion?
I aspire to be that sturdy. So, yeah, so she comes in. She's after the maple bars, you know. And then we go to Garcelle's room. Now, Garcelle has just been put into a state of shock after being questioned. I don't know how she's made it on this show for five years, honestly, because she's like, they were just so cold. I can't stay here. And then Sutton, someone crying.
Sutton didn't even get anything. Sutton was the biggest asshole this year, and she got nothing in that reunion. And she's crying. She's like, I want to go home. I want to go home.
Well, she does live on a main street and that's like very difficult. It's a lot of stress with those cars going by at 25 miles per hour. You can't trust any of them, not a one of them.
So then we see a flashback to 30 minutes earlier and Kyle's like, you know, you guys, the two of you, you're mean girls. You're mean girls. Because Kyle was called a mean girl last year and has not been able to let go of it. And I love it. I love that she's like, you are mean. That's Kyle's best defense always. And she does it 20 times. But you are. You are.
So then we go over to Kathy's dressing room where there's just some random peon just like massaging her feet. Just someone off this. This is probably a Starbucks barista. She's like, come with me. Come with me. So I'm just literally rubbing her feet there.
And did you guys notice who was doing her hair? It was Chris, who Dorit never paid. Dun, dun, dun. Wow. Missed opportunity. Get Chris out there. Yeah. Also, when you hear it uncensored, I'm sorry, honey. When you hear it uncensored, you realize what it... Ronnie just clasped my hand when he said that. Yeah. When you hear the uncensored, you realize what a trash box Dorit really is.
I mean, now listen. I know that you know that I'm the president of the hypocrisy club. I'm a hypocrite. But she's a trashy person. She is. Like, everything she says, like, well, motherfucking cunt face, goddamn palooza talk. Listen.
Listen. We've been saying cut fitness for many years because we want to be respectful, but I have to tell you something. Listening to Dorit be like, she's a fucking cunt!
I'm like, huh?
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Chapter 7: How do Kyle and Dorit's friendships evolve?
So Kyle's like, um, I told you off camera because it was like stuff that I couldn't say on camera because I'm very open and honest so therefore there's stuff that has to be off camera. And I just was like trusting and sharing it with you as a test to see if you could be part of our group and you failed. So that was my way of getting to know you on a deeper level slash testing you.
Alright, well because it seems like you didn't really understand the question... It seems like, Garcelle, you felt a certain way about her telling you some information off-camera. Was it about who she, who shall not be named?
Yes, it was.
Is her name Forgan Schlade?
Perhaps.
Is it Borgen Maid? Yes.
Perhaps. Is it just a big lesbian who was on the show that we all saw and was ridiculous that we're doing this? Absolutely, Andy.
Well, for people at home, they were saying, well, you're on a reality show. You're supposed to tell us everything, Kyle. What about that? What do you want to say to that lady at home who you videotaped almost killing a dog on the street?
Um, well, I do want to share everything in my life, which is why I'm proud to say I finally learned how to open up the other French door in my living room.
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Chapter 8: What controversies surround Erica and other cast members?
Yeah. And she's like, how so? It's just the same thing. You're quick to forgive and let things brush off with Erica, but not for me. I'm like, are we watching the same show? This is literally Kyle Richards talking about herself. She is trying to shovel everything that we've piled onto her onto everyone else, and it's not working with me.
Well, I personally, Coyle, have let more things slide with you than I did letting things slide down PK's throat on our anniversary dinner.
He's talking about Choco Tacos, babe.
And Erica's like, well, I know that PTSD coming here today because I thought, well, my God, somebody's going to come into my dressing room and show me a text.
This is her clunky way of making herself relevant to this discussion.
Remember when I saw a text last year? Yeah. So we have that.
Oh, your PTSD is coming next season after all four of your lawsuits come to fruition. Madame!
Well, apparently the other news today was that Erica did not show up at her Marco Marco thing. And because I didn't read the article. I only read the headline because I am American.
and uh you know what i follow kyle richard's lead i don't know how to read articles but the implication that according to people on twitter is that uh i guess her excuse was that she was using teddy mellencamp as an excuse for why she didn't show up at court oh wow so that's not true because teddy would have been at that court you know teddy's messy
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