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#2775 Below Deck Down Under S03E08: Bat’s Entertainment!

Tue, 25 Mar 2025

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On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan continues to be utterly useless as he lazes about the boat and whines anytime anyone calls him out. Meanwhile, Lara tries to cobble together a Fear Factor dinner featuring cooked bat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Watch What Crappens?

00:00 - 00:42 Ben

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me, as usual, is the wonderful Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. What's going on? Well, hello.

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00:42 - 01:03 Ben

What's going on with you, baby? You know, it's Tuesday. It's Below Deck Day. Very excited to talk about it. In case you didn't hear, one of our many announcements is that we're covering White Lotus on Patreon now. So if you want to hear the rest of the season recapped... And if you want to hear a recap of the season so far, go to patreon.com slash watch what happens and get involved with that.

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01:03 - 01:19 Ben

It's gonna be a lot of fun. Also this weekend, we're going to DC and Philadelphia on Saturday and Sunday, respectively in DC. We're going to recap the part one of the Southern charm reunion, which should be really fun. And then in Philadelphia, we're going to recap the latest summer house.

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01:20 - 01:40 Ben

So thanks in advance to everyone who are, who's going to be tuning in, wondering where our summer house recap is on Thursday. If you just wait just a few days, We'd really appreciate that. Go get your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. And then after those shows, we continue onwards and upwards. We're going to Boston, Detroit, and Chicago in April.

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00:00 - 00:00 Ben

And then in May, we're going to Austin, Dallas, and our very first ever show in Las Vegas, which that's going to be a wild one. So, yeah, watchcrapits.com for those tickets. And then, also, we're adding Top Chef to the schedule this week, which is going to be fun. And, yeah, it's going to be good times.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

We are adding the last two episodes of White Lotus. We just put a White Lotus catch-up over on our Patreon. Yes. And we're going to do the last two episodes over at Patreon. So go join up at Patreon. Also, Hannah and Daisy from Below Deck Yacht, Hannah from the Below Deck Med, and Daisy from Below Deck.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

sailing yacht are teaming up to take people on their own private yacht tour of the coast of Croatia. It's going to be amazing. They're going to be partying with people. They're doing basically you and seven of your friends go on this yacht and party with Daisy and Hannah. So it sounds like an amazing vacation.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

So if you guys want to find out more about it, email them over at party with Daisy and Hannah at gmail.com party with Daisy and Hannah at gmail.com party. I want to go. Yeah, that'll be fun. Croatia is beautiful. Hell yeah, your own below deck experience without douchebags and cameras everywhere.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

I know, what a dream. But today we are going to talk about a below deck experience with douchebags and cameras. We're talking about below deck, down under. Someone came up to us, I think at our Charlotte show, and made a really, really strong observation.

Chapter 2: What are the latest tour dates for Watch What Crappens?

17:02 - 17:08 Ronnie

So Jason is leaving the boat to go check out Coma Waters.

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17:09 - 17:30 Ben

so then um veon's like uh what does it mean what does it mean we need karma waters and then his food slides off the table onto the floor and the dish breaks because you know he does it because the thing is he sort of like sort of throws his food the plate on there and then you know like i don't know so then it just slides off he's just so inept at everything um

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17:33 - 17:55 Ben

And of course he makes a huge mess and everything. So Jason is saying that they're going to be going to LaDuke. You know, this is our first time in LaDuke and it's paradise, but the weather we can't control. So we're going to go because, you know, we have to find new Anchorage because that's what we have to do. So then everyone is, they're biking over to this beach picnic.

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17:55 - 18:18 Ben

There are flies everywhere. It continues to be a disaster. But they get there. And by the time they get there, they've made it look all nice. And Serena is saying, you know, like, I wanted to bring a little bit of England to the Seychelles. There's little finger sandwiches, lobster rolls, and tiny little cupcakes that have the Gallagher brothers frosted on top of them.

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00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

So the ladies all love their lunch. Everything worked out great, guys. And then Serena's like, Laura, because she's done like kind of this big tomato tart and all this stuff that they're doing with their hands or cutting it and taking it with their hands. And so Laura's like, so what are we serving these people with? She goes, oh, there's no tongs or anything.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

You know, I just, that's just how we're doing it today. There's nothing to serve. And Laura's like, um, not ideal because now this is cemented as Laura's biggest storyline of the season. Why won't this fucking chef use serving things? I know. She's so confused about why she can't just get this woman to use a tongue or a spoon. She doesn't get it.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

I don't either, really. It's an ongoing issue. So the picnic is there. They're having fun, taking photos, eating food, having a great time. And then... Now, Johnny is taking photos of them. Apparently, this is kind of his specialty, is he takes photos of the guests. He's always like, beautiful pose, pose by the rock. Oh, fabulous. Beautiful piece of spanakopita.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

He does a very weird pose himself, though, as he's taking the pictures. I don't know if you noticed, but he... bends all the way over like he's touching his toes and then takes a picture that way. I did not notice that. Why are you taking a picture like that? It's like dropping the soap. He's lucky I wasn't around. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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Chapter 4: What is the significance of fish cameos in Below Deck Down Under?

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