This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Freya Evans (Lesbian Supper Club). They discuss playing dead to get a number, fighting off bottom allegations, femme privilege, streaks without talking to men, adult braces, a game of What's Gayer, an Ask a Dyke about eating your friend out, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comSt. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
Chapter 1: What new cities are the hosts touring?
I have some really exciting news. I have added some cities, and I'm going to be doing my hour of stand-up in new places. And I would like you guys to be there on May 21st, Columbus, Ohio. May 22nd, I'm going to be in Cleveland, Ohio. May 23rd, and this is new, May 23rd, I'm going to be in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Hamilton? May 24th, I'm in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
June 6th, I've added a second show to do in Eugene, Oregon. June 11th, I'm in Emmaus, Pennsylvania. June 15th, I'm in Bridgeport, Connecticut. June 18th, I'm in Houston, Texas. June 19th, I'm in Austin, Texas. June 20th through 21st, I'm in Dallas, Texas. June 22nd, I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I've just added a Los Angeles show. I'm going to be running my hour on June 24th. At Largo. At Largo.
One of our favorite venues out here. Yeah. June 28th, I'm going to be in Oakland, California. And then July 17th through 19th, I'm going to be doing a weekend in Denver, Colorado. You got to come out to Denver, you guys.
100%.
They're so fun. The vibes are amazing. We had two people come up to us at our last Denver show and we're like, we met at your show and we are now married. You guys... You might meet your partner.
You might meet your partner. And I'm so excited to do more shows in Canada. I will be having the best time. Yeah. So get your tickets. They're available now. RachelSkinlandComedy.com.
We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes. Yeah.
When I took a picture of you and Freya, you guys looked really, really beautiful and really powerful. Anytime I got in the photo, it looked atrocious. So I'm knowing it's not a lighting issue, and I know it's not a framing issue, because I lined it up and it was perfect. When I got in the photo, it looked like...
Oh no, like your little brother who is an intern is photobombing two of the hottest bitches in London.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about their live shows?
Thank you so much for being on our show.
Thank you so much for having me. I'm honestly buzzing my tits off right now. Me too. I'm so excited.
Me too. I'm so glad that you're wearing a wife pleaser for us, showing off how strong you are.
Honey, this is why I cycled here. I did some like extra pushups. Yeah, it's incredible. And then I was like, I'm fucking ready. Yeah. Dykes. And we appreciate that.
I think the entire queer community is wanting more arm out.
I think so. Yeah. It's giving Silver Lake. Biking. Is biking culture here big for the queer community?
So it's cycling. Cycling. Sorry. Yeah. Cycling on a line bike. It's basically if you have a death wish because they're quite fast, especially the way that I go. And like an ETA is not an ETA. It's a challenge. Yeah. Right. So it said it was going to take me 27 minutes to get here to be 21. And that is terrifying. I know. Do you have a helmet? No. Oh, God. I know. I know.
Whenever somebody complains about cyclists, I feel like it is directly towards me. I'd love to get video of this. I'd love to get some CCTV. Good luck trying to catch that speed. Honestly. No one has a camera fast enough to capture that.
Have you ever met a woman on a bike? Have you ever pulled up to a red? Oh, my God.
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Chapter 6: Who is Freya Evans and what does she bring to the conversation?
Any advice? So she said she does want to try one more time. Okay. So for sure she has to try again.
For sure. No time crunch. Yes. No car. Yeah, for sure. And I also like, OK, so really, it is crazy to me how they came to the conclusion of being eaten out when especially the fact that she is a fucking virgin. Yeah.
OK.
And actually, women find it harder to come usually by being eaten out, I think, than like anything else or like maybe like a combination of like so many different things.
right i feel like there's a lot of pressure when someone's going down on you because it's like you're you can really get in your head a lot more whereas like when they're like on top of you and their face is like right here and it's very sexual and it's a whole thing you're not feeling as like pressure conscious yeah by yourself yeah you're by yourself up here you really are like oh interesting and then just just and then i just think oh imagine how bad the angle looks of me from where you are right i think you're getting all the bad angles double chin well especially in a car
Especially in a car. In a car is crazy. That's nuts. I have gone down a car. Yeah, I have done that. How?
What seat are you in? You had her on the console. Console, legs. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. On the console. Do you see what I'm saying? It would be like this. Like the wheels here. Yeah. Or wheels here. Okay, in your country. Legs are this way.
Mm-hmm.
You're the, you know, you're looking out.
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