This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Dylan Mulvaney! They discuss Dylan's book Paper Doll (available now!), being a queer creator, making art for the masses, being a musical theater kid, friends lying about reading your book, kissing in Scotland, and so much more!The FIRST EVER SILENT TOYS are here, which means FREE TOYS FOR ALL! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins either a free WhisperVibe™ or a FREE Rose toy with any WhisperTech™ purchase! Get yours HERE: www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamicpodcast-whisperFollow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
Chapter 1: What are the giveaways and promotions discussed?
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We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes.
Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlethems, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
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Chapter 2: Who are the hosts of Two Dykes and a Mic?
I do love doing that bit to you. I know, it's fun. Well, so many... Do you know what?
Listen here, bitch. A lot of podcast hosts hate each other's guts.
I know.
And then you get one alone at... Stop, stop. Don't throw them under the bus.
Don't.
And they go, oh, I hate that fucking bitch. And what's crazy is you get us alone at... Or wherever. And we go, God, I wonder what Mackenzie's doing. It's us FaceTiming each other.
Yeah. They're like, could you get off FaceTime with Rachel?
You know, you have the best friend when you hang out with other friends. And the second you're done hanging out with those other friends, I call you. And you go, this fucking bitch. I go, get a load of this. I go, get a load of this. I am like, yeah. You know what it is?
Don't make me laugh hard.
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