The Joe Rogan Experience
#2249 - Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano
Tue, 31 Dec 2024 18:00:00 -0000
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Yannis Pappas is a standup-comic and host of the "Yannis Pappas Hour" podcast. Chris DiStefano is a stand-up comic and the host of "Chrissy Chaos" and "Christories." Together, they are the hosts of the "History Hyenas" podcast. www.yannispappascomedy.com www.chrisdcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
The Joe Rogan Experience. Showing by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
40.
How have you managed to get this far with no cigars? I don't know how to do any really guy shit like that. I don't know how to play pool, cigars. I don't really know how to do that, but I do know every state capitol. Okay. Is this the right way? Yeah. He's going to vomit.
I want to see him vomit on the show. I don't think he's going to vomit. Don't inhale it. You've got to get the fire out. Lower your hand. Are you doing this on purpose? I swear on my kids I've never done this. No, I mean the way you're being retarded. Get the fire on the... There we go. Right on there. Get it on there. Get it on there. Get it in there. There you go. Yeah, right there. Yeah.
All right, you're good. Just start pulling. No, suck it. No, you're not good. How did you fuck that up? What am I supposed to do? Smoke it? You got to inhale while you're lighting it. Yeah, what you want to do is inhale all the smoke in. No, no, no, no, no. You just kind of keep taking deep. I'm having fun with him. Breathe in while you're doing that. Jesus Christ.
I don't know. How do you get to be 40 and never have a cigar? Well, now he's a man. Now you're a man. So what do I do now? You puff on it. It's not even lit. How did you fuck that up? I'm sorry, Joe. You tried to light it for five minutes. You got to puff on it? You got to do this, and you don't inhale. You just take it into your mouth.
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Chapter 2: How do Yannis and Chris feel about cigars?
Yeah. You enjoy the taste of it. There you go. Take some little puffs. Yeah. This is not going to work out well. A couple puffs. Yeah. He's going to light the whole thing. Now you're good. Puff. Puff. Keep puffing. Keep it lit. You want to keep it lit? There we go. Giannis knows. Giannis, when was the first time you smoked a cigar?
I'm sorry. When I was six years old. Like a regular person. Yeah. Like a regular person. With my uncle. You know what it is? How did you get to be 40 and no cigars? I think because my dad never really smoked cigars. Don't cry. Don't start crying.
No, it's in the back of my throat. My dad never really smoked, and I never really did any, like, man kind of stuff like this. And I was with my mom mostly, and she was more, you know. I didn't know the way you said that. My mom. I know. Well, it's just I got cigar in the back of my throat. But I don't know what to do.
I also, I'm just thinking about how my clothes are going to smell like cigar smoke. Yeah, no, it really does. That's going to mess with your head? Yeah. And it messes with my head because I'm like, I don't want to get cigar smoke on my clothes. Do you use cologne? Yes. Shout out Yves Saint Laurent. I'm body odor.
Do you not use cologne? No. Never? No, never. Maybe when I was like 18. You just go with your natural musk. Well, I wear deodorant. Right. I wear Dr. Squatch. Shout out Dr. Squatch. Shout out Dr. Squatch. Natural. It doesn't have aluminum in it. Yeah. But I wonder if it works as good. I think there's something to the aluminum.
Why would they put it in there if it wasn't effective? No, I tried the deodorant without the aluminum, and it doesn't work. You can take a sniff of these bits. Can I take a peek? Hey, smell. Come take a sniff. Take a smell. Here, you want me to go on the other side?
Come take a sniff. They smell good. Yeah, that's right. Get in there. Wow. Not bad. Not bad, right? Yeah, that's... Dr. Squatch is legit. I forget which flavor it is. It's like fucking whiskey, bourbon, musk, some shit. There's pheromones in natural scents. Yeah, that's a lie. You don't think so?
I mean, there's pheromones, but natural people smell disgusting. People that don't wear any deodorant, they always smell funky. Stinky. They have like, you know... Your pits are, think about how it works, right? It's just getting squashed all the time. Your pits are just constantly getting squashed. And there's hair in there, unless you're a weirdo.
So there's hair, and the hair is collecting all the sweat, and it's just getting funky. That's what made eating pussy so hard before, like, the 2000s. Before porn. Before porn. But porn used to be muffed out. Right. Yeah. But somewhere along the line it wasn't, and then society followed. Yes.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of anxiety in our lives?
I'm going to be honest if I know it. Come on, son. So far, it's not ringing a bell. Hold up. It's just picking up, son. Here we go. You know it? No. You don't know it. How dare you? Hold up. I don't think so. Hold up. I've heard this song. Yes, yeah. No, I've heard that part. Hold up. This is a huge, huge hit. I don't...
I don't know it. Who's the best guitarist of all time? Hendrix. Billy Ray? No? Hendrix. Hold on. All right, we're good. Strangahold. Yeah. So he's a big musician. He's famous for that. Cat Scratch Fever, another big song. Okay. Had a bunch of good songs. But then what happened? Then he got into politics and stuff? Well, he's a bow hunter and very vocal about social issues. That's cool.
And kind of a maniac. Right. Yeah, he's kind of a nutty dude, but he's fun. Yeah. So then how does he have a son in Staten Island that I know? Well, his son, you know, I think he didn't know it was his son, right? It was one of those deals? But they're close. They're in a relationship.
I like him.
It's a powerful name. I don't agree with everything he says, but that's the case with a lot of people. Yeah, yeah. To each their own. I think Hendrix is the greatest. Right. When it comes to guitarists. Because Hendrix changed songs with his guitar. Like, Eric Clapton famously, when he saw Hendrix play for the first time, was like, what am I doing? Why am I even doing it? It's Eric Clapton. Right.
Eric Clapton. Layla. Right. I mean, he was amazing. How about Billy Ray Vaughan, though? Stevie Ray Vaughan. Sorry. Stevie Ray Vaughan. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Stevie Ray. Tim Pan Alley. Amazing. He used to play at our club. Yeah. I can't believe I said Billy Ray Vaughan. I got him confused with Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Ray Cyrus. Don't tell my heart.
My achy, breaky heart. Jesus Christ. Tim Pan Alley is one of my favorite songs.
Have you ever seen in the corridor when you're going on stage at the Mothership, those photos of Stevie Ray Vaughan? Those are him on stage at the Ritz. Oh, crazy. From 1983. Wow. Yeah, he performed there a bunch of times. Yeah. Willie Nelson performed there. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah, that place has some history. Oh, you could feel it, dude. Yeah. It's burned in there. Yeah.
I brought in ghost hunters to check it out. Sam and Colby, I brought in ghost hunters. Did they find anything? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. It's fun. Yeah. It's fun. Yeah. I don't know what's real. Yeah. But someone was murdered there. Someone was definitely shot there, I think, in the 70s. Right. At least one person. It used to be a nudie movie theater, and it was a pool hall.
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