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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Twins Who Share a Brain

Tue, 22 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?

0.169 - 13.199 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

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Chapter 2: Why do some people wake up so cheerful?

13.219 - 24.068 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

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26.944 - 51.585 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Jeder Läufer kennt diesen Moment, wenn es einfach klickt. Wenn deine Beine einfach mitgehen, der Schmerz nachlässt, die Zweifel weg sind und du nur noch das Runners High spürst. Das ist der Grund, warum du so früh aufstehst. Warum dich ein bisschen Regen nicht aufhält. Warum Laufen zum Ritual wird. Also laufe und fühle das Runners High. Go Wild und erfahre mehr übers Laufen auf puma.de

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57.722 - 80.06 Dan Le Batard

Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?

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80.14 - 85.805 Dan Le Batard

I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.

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86.715 - 91.68 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Dieses Video wird von DraftKings präsentiert. DraftKings, der Krone ist deiner.

91.74 - 107.975 Billy

Lange Zeit haben die Zuschauer dieses Programms gesehen, dass Billy Gill einen Agent von Chaos ist, um er in einem Weg zu machen, dass er einer der populärsten Charaktere in der Geschichte ist.

Chapter 3: How is Billy Gill perceived in the podcast?

108.195 - 128.754 Billy

Und wenn Mike Ryan und Zaslow und Roy die Hockey-Analysen machen, was mich amüsiert, ich verstehe es, aber es amüsiert mich, dass Marchand Aktivität bringt, wie nur als Idee, ich verstehe genau, was du sagst, und ich verstehe auch, warum ihr denkt, mit zwei Monaten ab, könnte Chuck und Ekblad auch Aktivität bringen. I want to just take inventory.

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128.774 - 140.643 Billy

Billy's been off for seven days, and in the first hour he's taken out The Lightning, Method Man, and Mark Cuban. Two of them have been described as ain't shit. Who did I say that about? Mark Cuban and The Lightning.

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140.864 - 151.293 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I don't think I said Mark Cuban ain't shit. I believe he's full of shit. Thank you. That's a fine. And, I mean, never mind. Okay, good effort.

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151.333 - 164.148 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Is that a fine? I saw that inside the NBA accidentally killed someone this past weekend. Did you see that, Dan? I did not. Oh, was it Billy Ray Gates?

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164.188 - 167.432 Mike

Billy Ray Cyrus is with Elizabeth Hurley now. I saw that.

167.532 - 169.074 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

What?

169.154 - 169.375 Mike

Wow.

170.794 - 189.639 Billy

Wunderschöne Reaktion zu dem Triangel der Gossips. Ich habe keine Ahnung, was in diesem Bereich passiert ist, wo ihr nur gossipt, so wie ihr es in der Frisur machen würdet. Billy, du bist zerstört. Was ist mit dir passiert? Ich habe Bronchitis. Wie war die Zeit? Warum bist du in einem faulen Moment? Was ist mit dir passiert? Ich bin unter dem Wetter, aber ich bin hier.

189.859 - 210.876 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Ich habe eine Freundin, ich habe Bronchitis, ich habe Gastroenteritis und einfach, weißt du. Ja genau richtig. Not senioritis, I'm here, friends. I'll tell you that right now. I'm working. I'm here to work. It's just, you know, I'm trying to have fun with the hockey playoffs and no one here wants to have fun around hockey.

Chapter 4: What are the current tensions in sports discussions?

247.939 - 264.027 Billy

But the audience doesn't want it the way we're giving it. We're doing a preview show right now for a Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay, Florida game that I don't think Billy and Jessica have any interest in. And they're not alone. I'll be watching. I don't think Tony has any interest. I don't think Jeremy has any interest.

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264.047 - 284.073 Mike

Why do you do this all the time with hockey? We did fun bit on the front end. He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. He's just talking shit, just making waves, trying to get decontextualized and have this be bulletin board material, even though he's not even watching. We're doing the nonsense. We're saying Brad Morshand is a bad person. You said that too.

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284.633 - 303.766 Mike

Wir haben ein Show gemacht, aber wir haben auch gesagt, hey, erinnerst du dich an das Jahr, als Kucherov völlig neutralisiert wurde? Ich wundere, ob sie das wieder tun könnten. Sie haben Jake Gintle mitgebracht. Das ist ein Typ, der manchmal verschwinden kann. Es ist nicht das gleiche Tampa Bay Lightning.

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303.867 - 307.309 Billy

Wir haben das gut vorgeschlagen. Zaslow hatte die perfekten Wörter.

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307.329 - 310.39 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

They knew Trava was Zibanejad.

310.47 - 325.394 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

And they don't know what they're talking about, see? For some reason you slipped into that. Billy Ray Bates, not Gates. So find me, but I'm not $50 because I didn't claim that he was dead like Inside the NBA did and then they had to issue an apology and it was a whole thing.

325.474 - 328.335 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I actually have the sound of NBA on TNT apologizing.

328.695 - 355.607 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

And we welcome you back. We would like to issue a correction and an apology for something that happened last night on Inside the NBA. We were talking about Billy Ray Bates, who back in 1980 had one of the NBA's best playoff debuts coming off the bench with 29 points. In the course of our discussion, we passed on some bad information that Billy Ray Bates had passed away.

355.667 - 367.77 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

While it was inadvertent, it was also inaccurate and insensitive and inexcusable. In short, we screwed up. And we apologize to Billy Ray Bates and his family.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about George Clooney's looks?

497.569 - 499.13 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Let's see what your dad looks like.

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499.17 - 500.592 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

What my dad looks like?

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501.092 - 507.697 Mike

George Clooney has been the most transparent dude when it comes to embracing his gray hair.

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Chapter 6: Why do they discuss their fathers' appearances?

507.717 - 510.239 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

His skin is literally transparent in that picture.

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510.279 - 528.123 Mike

He's doing that for a roll. He looks worse because of the role. Yes, it's a bad dye job. It's supposed to be. He's on Broadway, right? Yeah, it's a Broadway role. That's why everyone's like, wow, what a clear, obvious dye job. George Clooney's never been embarrassed of his gray hair. In fact, he made it look sexy as hell.

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528.872 - 548.147 Billy

Can we have a dad off right now? I'd like Mike Ryan's dad up there and I'd like a picture of Billy's dad as well next to George Clooney. George Clooney is meant to look like something that exists in the age of the flappers. That looks like a character from the 1920s. That looks like a prohibition character. I'm guessing he's making a movie in the 1930s.

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548.207 - 550.268 Billy

You have now taken out George Clooney as well.

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550.308 - 551.229 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Did he look good there?

551.529 - 553.411 Billy

No, he did not look good. It looked like

553.831 - 554.752 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Bill is spittin' today.

554.812 - 562.518 Billy

It looked like a wax figure of George Clooney or a eye of George Clooney. George Clooney is allowed to age.

562.658 - 568.163 Mike

But guys, this is like looking at a pic of Dallas Buyers Club and say, wow, McConaughey aged like shit. He did.

Chapter 7: What financial advice is shared in this episode?

1364.651 - 1372.197 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I thought that we were past the lightning. I thought that we were better than the lightning and we didn't give the lightning any mind. This is loser mentality.

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1372.217 - 1378.281 Mike

Last year's shirt was World War 3. Our group chat has a good feeling about this one.

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1378.582 - 1399.283 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

The lightning aren't shit to me. I'm just gonna come right out and tell you right now. We have surpassed the lightning. They're not a formidable foe. They're a joke. Stugatz! I don't take them seriously at all. Strike me by lightning. I don't care. Nothing's gonna happen to me. Lightning are soft. I'm not giving them any mind. I'm not paying attention to them this series. On to the next round.

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1399.303 - 1402.727 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

This is the Dan Levatar Show with the Stugatz! Stugatz!

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1414.138 - 1438.677 Billy

Why don't you guess, Chris, let's play the game. I would like to play the game, the new game with Chris Cody of, yes, a famous historical figure, what it is that they did or do. Get me what your thoughts are, Chris, on all things Edward R. Murrow. Just who do you think he is? What does that sound like to you? We'll give you some time here to think about it. Don't check the computer.

1438.737 - 1454.709 Billy

In the interim, Billy, because you want to have fun, I'm going to entertain you with a Batflip. I'm going to give you a Batflip here so that you can enjoy today's show despite your sickness. Do you believe that this is the greatest Batflip in the history of Batflips?

1455.589 - 1462.112 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Und für die Audio-Audienz, es ist so cartoonisch wie du es dir vorstellen kannst.

1462.192 - 1471.016 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Red Sox-Projektor Alex Lugo hat einen Grundgesetz-Double gemacht und den Ball in den Außenraum gebracht. Der Batsch, der Batsch, durch den Batsch.

1471.216 - 1472.717 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Der Batsch ist 100 Meter in der Luft.

Chapter 8: What recent sports events are being analyzed?

1591.692 - 1597.634 Billy

Ich denke, es sollte immer noch ein Brawl gewesen sein. Oh. In der Feier? Ja. Während der Feier?

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1597.674 - 1607.197 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Das ist absurd, das Batsch. Ja, es ist. Hoffentlich ist sein Team nicht im ersten Basen-Dugout, weil ich mir vorstelle, dass die Spieler auf dem Feld laufen, um zu feiern, und es gibt einen Batsch. Und plötzlich müssen sie einen Batsch fangen.

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1608.297 - 1635.818 Billy

Let me ask you guys this question because we are headed into a whole bunch of national anthems, a bunch of patriotic pride, a bunch of Canada doesn't like the United States right now for a lot of very valid reasons. And last night before a hockey game, if I say to you in the hypothetical, everybody in this room, how do you guys feel about harmonicas as a national anthem?

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1635.858 - 1641.441 Billy

Do you guys feel like that will work as a concept or not work? Harmonicas.

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1641.461 - 1644.382 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

For the American National Anthem?

1644.402 - 1661.728 Billy

For our National Anthem. Thank you. I'm going to hear it out. I'm glad that you're open-minded about this. I'm going to say dozens. Dozens of harmonicas. Do you guys like this idea or think it's a bad idea? Let's make it just I don't know how many harmonicas. I see three on the screen. Let's see what we've got here.

1695.742 - 1697.964 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

How do we feel so far about this?

1698.004 - 1701.606 Billy

Roy, what are you laughing about? A terrible idea, poorly executed, correct?

1701.686 - 1703.968 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

All the players are shaking their heads right now.

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