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Chapter 1: How should you order drinks with confidence?
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.
A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jagermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jagermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes. Regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.
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Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Sharperdance!
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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Chapter 2: How do hosts introduce the Big Suey show?
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Lobitar Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Champagne going in, sewage coming out. On the screens over here, there was a commercial break.
That was so awkward. What was awkward?
Let's sit in it.
Let's put that in the club.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights from the Don't Look Now segment?
Why?
Explain to the people why.
I understand. I wasn't there to support you.
Why did I want your support?
Because it's a line that I should know.
Exactly. What movie is it from? It's from the major motion picture, Cocktail. People forget. People forget that they did a Cinephile episode.
They forget Tom Cruise is a pretty good actor.
Wow. The TV screen here had a commercial going for the Cadbury Cream Eggs.
Oh, it's still doing that?
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Chapter 4: How does the show discuss Cade Cunningham's potential?
I mean, it's painter's tape for Cornell.
Oh, is it? Yeah. Isn't that what the kidnappers use? Yeah. That was Don't Look Now. Oh, all right. That's Don't Look Now. It's brought to you by Smirnoff. Right? Yeah. Thank you. You put that one in the club because that time, zero confidence. You can't put the Smirnoff read in the Cuervo Club.
Just the different alcohols, dude.
I walked off the cliff like Indiana Jones, and I was like, I don't know if there's a step here.
And guess what? There was. There was.
Leap of faith. I think Mike just took a leap of pain, I believe. He's on the floor now. Mike, you can look now. Someone tell Mike he can look now.
Mike, you can look. Mike, you can look now. Minshew.
He just found out about Minshew.
Oh, wow.
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Chapter 5: Why is the Pistons game being nationally televised?
He can make some shots. But look, there's a lot of guys in the league, put him in that role, they can put those numbers up. It's not that great. It's not.
To Izzy's defense last night, if I want to just boost up your argument just for fun. Yep, last night, 9 for 25, 0 for 7 from three, four turnovers, and a loss to the Washington Wizards.
A lot of free throws. Nobody wants to hear this. Since trading Kyle Kuzma. Cover your ears too, Mike. Yes, don't hear it now. Nobody wants to hear this. It's a different segment. Nobody wants to hear this. But since trading Kyle Kuzma, the Wizards are way better. Way better. They're way better.
Why doesn't people in D.C. want to hear that?
They're damn near 500. Look it up! He had a putback slam on his own little Miss J last night, by the way.
There is something funny, Tony, with the Pistons. Next week, the Pistons have now just had a nationally televised game added to their schedule. And that's here in Miami against the Heat next Wednesday. Now we know that more likely than not, ESPN is not deciding to put that game on the air because of the Heat. That's more of a Pistons thing. And when I saw that announced, I couldn't help but think,
Is this in response to Shaq saying he doesn't watch the Pistons and everyone saying they need to be on more nationally televised games as a result because they're having this fun season, everyone starts talking about him, realizing some of the most important voices in the game haven't even watched him, and yet... Here we are.
Now all of a sudden. I would love to believe that ESPN was strictly trolling Shaq. If you look at the scheduled flex potential, there wasn't really a lot of other things.
Yeah, this is instead of Pelican's Grizzlies. Ew.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the term 'Comeback Player of the Year'?
By the way, Dyson Daniels, second? So good.
He should be most improved player.
Dyson Daniels, I put it over there.
Depoy, too. That dude would lock Cade up.
He's second in Depoy.
Or down. Is it lock him up or lock him down? Lock him down.
Who's won? Lock him up. For Depoy? Yeah. Right now, it's Evan Mobley. Minus 225 on Drafting Sports.
Dyson Daniels.
Dyson Daniels plus 500. Been better. Jaron Jackson Jr., who's obviously hurt. He's hurt. Still plus 900 at three. Bam. Climbing in. Bam. Sneaking in. Draymond Green plus 900.
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Chapter 7: How does the show wrap up with a tennis discussion?
That's insane. I just saw an article that said he might be top two, and he's actually 15,000.
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Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.
A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes. Regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister.
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