Dan has a story about being racist in New Orleans, but he can't decide if he wants to tell us about it. Then, it's time for Stugotz's Weekend Observations and he has plenty after Super Bowl Sunday. Stu touches on Tom Brady being back, the Anthony Davis-Luka Doncic trade, his Top 5 People If They Were Named After Things In New Orleans, Jimmy Butler and the Warriors, Spags, Fangs, "the guy who says he isn't contagious," Eli Manning lying, Jalen Hurts as a tier 1 QB, Aaron Rodgers, and his new Top 5 QBs of all-time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are Stugotz's weekend observations after Super Bowl Sunday?
Stugatz has long awaited three years in the making. Weekend observations are here. Stugatz is claiming that he now gets to be right after some of the most historically bad takes in the history, pre-merger, post-merger, of America's most popular sport. Stugatz is now claiming he gets to be right because the Chiefs lost. And we will get to his weekend observations in a second.
Chapter 2: Why is Dan Le Batard hesitant about sharing a story from New Orleans?
But please do not let me get out of here today without telling the story, embarrassing to me, very embarrassing to me, of me being racist in New Orleans. Do not let me get out of here today. Oh, I won't.
I think we might.
No. Yeah. Before telling this story.
Bad for business, I would say. That's a tease. Yes. It's a great tease.
Thank you. Still doing it after 20 years in the business. Thank you. If we did it the old-fashioned way, radio, people would stay around and I could tease it all week.
Oh, man.
And I may because it's a good story and I'm going to have corroborators and witnesses and you guys, I think, are going to just laugh at me in a way that's pretty good. But let's get to Sugatsu's Weekend Observations.
It is time for Stu Gatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu.
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Chapter 3: Is Tom Brady really back in form?
Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan, he had the worst two-year stretch of his career. He lost his wife, who went on to have a kid with somebody else. Then there were questions about his broadcasting skills and whether or not he was the greatest of all time. But last night. What? Last night, Dan, everything changed. Really? Because that debate was put to bed.
Jessica, you can't believe this. He's going to say it. Don't say it.
I'm going to say it. He's going to say it. I'm going to say it. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it. Tom Brady is back. Goat. He said it. He's back.
Mahomes is still on track.
For what?
Seven rings.
Goat.
He's nuts. Brady's record in these Super Bowls in terms of stats a lot better, too.
I mean, Mahomes is seven touchdowns, seven interceptions in the Super Bowl. Mahomes is lost by 40 points the two games he's lost.
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Chapter 4: What is Stugotz's list of top 5 people named after New Orleans things?
Again, coming up soon, Dan's racism. Andy Reid. Do it with Jalen Hurts. How's that blockbuster Anthony Davis-Luka Doncic trade going? The big nothing trade. Seriously, you guys made the biggest deal out of this trade. Nothing burger. And just like that, Dan, Nick Sirianni is a leader of men.
Chris, can you find for me the original press conference that we all made fun of of Sirianni? I just want to play that back. His original introductory press conference, please.
I tried to tell everybody something was just a little bit off in Kansas City. I wasn't wrong. Just early. Unfortunately for all of us, Nick Sirianni undressed Andy Reid. You know what Kansas City was doing all season, Dan?
I don't, but he didn't undress.
They were playing with fire.
He didn't undress Andy Reid.
I mean, he did. You thought that was an out-coaching situation? Oh, absolutely, yes. Are you kidding me? They built that team to beat Kansas City, and they beat Kansas City.
You think Sirianni is the reason that they did that? You think something that Fangio did yesterday was why they did that?
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Chapter 5: Did Nick Sirianni out-coach Andy Reid?
I mean, Sirianni gets the credit, does he not? He's a leader of men now. I can't think of a single coaching decision he made in that game.
Fangio didn't do a good job yesterday?
No, he did a great job, but if four guys— He didn't blitz once. He didn't have to blitz because the defensive line did a great job for Fangio, and their DBs are great, and Kansas City's receivers aren't any good.
Play all you practice, Dan.
Yep. Dan, you know what happens when you are constantly playing with fire? You get burnt. Eventually, you do.
I love, we got to make t-shirts, I wasn't wrong, I was early. That is so good. We have to make Chiefs t-shirts with Stugatz's face on them because now being against the Kansas City Chiefs is a thing, Stugatz. You can become the hood ornament on that. I'd love to see it as someone who advocated for Alex Smith over Patrick Mahomes.
Alex Smith wins that game.
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Does Alex Smith win that game?
For anyone who compared Patrick Mahomes to Tom Brady before yesterday, you have until the close of business today, which for me is 1 p.m. Eastern, to take it back. COB.
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Chapter 6: What was the controversial Empire State Building decision?
Graziano?
Here come the Canucks. Canucks. Tomato, tomato.
He's been doing this for years. Tomato, potato. He doesn't know how to do it. Quinn Hughes now out for the Four Nations. Amen, amen.
The Empire State Building should be embarrassed. For putting green Eagles colors on its building. That building has no spine.
Sellout.
You can't do that, Dan. It's the one color you cannot throw on the Empire State Building. You can't do it. There's actually two colors. There's Boston green, and then there's Philadelphia green, and I imagine Boston blue, red, whatever the Red Sox are. You just can't. You don't celebrate certain teams in New York.
Philadelphia is one of them. Is it two, three? How many colors are you putting that you can't put on? What is the ruling you're making here?
Philadelphia, Boston, you can never put their colors on the Empire State Building. Unless something tragic happens. That's it. but not in celebration. Boston Marathon, I understood, you know?
Okay, a one-time exception, you're allowing. Of course. I have marveled at Jessica shoveling, is that granola? Yeah.
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Chapter 7: How did Dan Le Batard's interview with Dan Patrick go?
Chapter 8: What are the post-Super Bowl discussions on Jalen Hurts and Patrick Mahomes?
You want more ego in the Warriors locker room? It's working. Through one game. Through one game, it did work. It looked good. It looked fun. That's what it looks like when Jimmy insists on getting 13 free throws.
Dan Lebitorn. Taking Super Bowl week off so he can instead hold a self-centered sit-down with Dan Patrick. Dan, the Stugatz is strong in you. I enjoyed that. I got to be honest with you. I really did. I thought you did a great job. I thought Dan Patrick was very unfair to you afterwards. I did.
Unfair how?
I'm just saying that you're probing through his life and making him talk about stuff he didn't want to talk about. What did he think you were going to do? That's what you do.
That is what I do.
You crack people open.
I was told that I did not know, I could not hear from the back of the room, but it was relayed to me that I think Dan Patrick's producers have narked on you, that you made it so loud in the back that they couldn't hear what was being said on stage.
They also made fun of us and said that we talk over you all the time.
How about if you're a self-respecting venue, you buy speakers that you can hear the show everywhere?
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