The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Start Spreadin' The News (feat. Ernie Johnson)
Thu, 24 Apr 2025
We'll get to our conversation with the legendary Ernie Johnson, and we'll get to The Pitch Clock, but first... Jessica has some breaking news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the breaking news about Jessica's move?
It's JuJuNow is the telephone number, but those are just letters, so the numbers are 650-585-8669 if you wanna call JuJu Gotti. We have a bit of news here that we are about to break in the form of song, Zaslo. So are you ready for this news that we're about to break? I don't think that we've broken news before in the form of song, so let's hear what we've got here.
Start spreading the news She's leaving today She's moving back to New York, New York Four years in Miami is a long enough stay But she'll still do the show from New York, New York She wants to wake up in a city near all her friends Where there's a functioning train and seasonal change. These Heat Homer shows have pushed her away. Nobody cares about heat culture in old New York.
If she can work for Dan, she'll survive any man. It's time to move New York, New York.
Serenaded by Taylor is better punctuation than anybody. I thought that was her.
Oh, yeah. I wish I could sing like that.
Congratulations, Jess. You have parlayed an assortment of journalistic accomplishments bigger than both Cody's and Zaslow's into a New York move that will still have you around. This is goodbye to Miami, not goodbye to the show.
Correct. This is goodbye Miami. Four years is a long time. I enjoyed my stay for the most part. It was a lot of fun for the most part. And I'll miss you guys for the most part. No, in all seriousness. I will miss seeing most of you. Just kidding. Every day. And yeah, it's not going to be the same. I won't be here week in and week out. I see Mike getting emotional and I don't like it.
I'm not getting emotional.
I'm good.
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Chapter 2: How did Jessica's Miami experience shape her career?
Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the Boost Mobile Hot Take Hotline?
We have a couple of telephone numbers. It took us four years at Metal Arc Media to get them, but we have landline telephone numbers that you can reach if you want to be on the Boost Mobile Hot Take Hotline. It's 305-486-4689. And if you want life advice questions or just general thoughts around the show, you could call Juju now. who's doing some stuff for us with a phone line.
It's JuJuNow is the telephone number, but those are just letters, so the numbers are 650-585-8669 if you wanna call JuJu Gotti. We have a bit of news here that we are about to break in the form of song, Zaslo. So are you ready for this news that we're about to break? I don't think that we've broken news before in the form of song, so let's hear what we've got here.
Start spreading the news She's leaving today She's moving back to New York, New York Four years in Miami is a long enough stay But she'll still do the show from New York, New York She wants to wake up in a city near all her friends Where there's a functioning train and seasonal change. These Heat Homer shows have pushed her away. Nobody cares about heat culture in old New York.
If she can work for Dan, she'll survive any man. It's time to move New York, New York.
Serenaded by Taylor is better punctuation than anybody. I thought that was her.
Oh, yeah. I wish I could sing like that.
Congratulations, Jess. You have parlayed an assortment of journalistic accomplishments bigger than both Cody's and Zaslow's into a New York move that will still have you around. This is goodbye to Miami, not goodbye to the show.
Correct. This is goodbye Miami. Four years is a long time. I enjoyed my stay for the most part. It was a lot of fun for the most part. And I'll miss you guys for the most part. No, in all seriousness. I will miss seeing most of you. Just kidding. Every day. And yeah, it's not going to be the same. I won't be here week in and week out. I see Mike getting emotional and I don't like it.
I'm not getting emotional.
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Chapter 4: What is the Pitch Clock and who are the guests?
incarnation out and she was an absolute pro the entire time I'm really sad to see her go but I understand I'm also happy to see her go because I know that's home for her Lehman and Willow and I'm glad that she gets to stay in the family I'm glad that she gets to reunite up there with Lucy yeah it's not goodbye it's see you less yeah see you less which I mean there's pros and cons well it's not great for Jeremy I would say yeah I'm just sad you're leaving because no one else likes me here oh you think I like you that's true I'm just
Chapter 5: How does the nostalgic baseball trivia game work on The Pitch Clock?
Pitch Clock with Jeremy Taché is coming up in about one minute.
Wow, I am really good at this job. No one knows what I do, what I don't do, what I like, what I don't like. I am a pro. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Jez.
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Mr. Shirt, if I may say for a second. Miami, they were simulating the snap count the entire game, and they were clapping at the line of scrimmage. And the only thing I want to see clapping are them cheeks on Mrs. Met in my face, Mike Shirt.
All right?
So that's one thing.
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Chapter 6: What are Adnan Virk's insights on the 2025 MLB season?
Taylor's going to lead the way here on our trivia before we get to our 2025 Major League Expert and this season. We got to go to the nostalgia trivia. So, Taylor, what do we got going for us today?
Chapter 7: How are the Detroit Tigers performing in the current MLB season?
Today you guys are playing Who Am I? You'll get five clues. If you get it on the first clue, you get five points. The second clue, four points and so on. There's no penalty for guessing and getting it wrong because I want to encourage you guys to throw names out there per round. Love this. I never won the Cy Young despite having six top five finishes.
I would have guessed Chris Sale before he won last year's Cy Young. I don't. I'll be honest, guys. I'm not going to have this one after one.
I have a guess. I have a guess as well, but I'll let my friend go first. Six top five. My guess is Adam Wainwright. Not way enough. I will guess Tom Glavin.
Not Tom Glavin. I will guess John Smoltz. Not Johnson. I thought I was going to take that. All right. All right. One round.
Let's get another clue. Second clue for four points. I was the first pitcher to retire following a 20-win season since Hall of Famer Sandy Koufax in 1966. 20 wins is like, okay.
I will say Andy Pettit.
Mike Mussina? Ooh.
Jeremy, who's your guess? I'm wrong, but CeCe Sabathia, he probably won a Cy Young somewhere along the way. He did win. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: What are the notable MLB player performances and stories this season?
It's going to be four points for Jordan.
It's Mike Mussina.
Wow.
Wow.
Congratulations.
All right, Taylor, who's our next player? I feel good about that. Yeah, you should. Wow. Second player for five points. I made my MLB debut in September 2005 as a defensive replacement and struck out in my only two at-bats that season.
I will say Andrew McCutcheon. I'm just going to do same time frame. I'm just going to say Mark Teixeira. Just to say a name, I'll say Joey Votto, but that's not right.
All incorrect. We're going to the four points. Okay. All right. Thank goodness. My first name was supposed to be Hamlet because of my grandmother's love of Shakespeare, but the clerk severely messed it up. I've got it. I got it. Yeah. I got it also.
Do we all have it? Can we say it together? Yes. One, two, three. Hanley Ramirez. Yay. It's time to get to 2025. We're kicking Jake and Jordan out for a minute. And we bring in from MLB Network, Adnan Virk. Thank you for booking yourself on this week of the pitch clock and returning for us. Look, Adnan, you know, everyone around here knows I'm on the Marlins broadcast, but I do have a side team.
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