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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...

Thu, 06 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the history of tequila and Cuervo?

00:12 - 00:33 Mike

Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.

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00:40 - 00:40 Mike

Cuervo.

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00:45 - 00:45 Mike

Cuervo.

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00:46 - 00:50 Tony

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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00:00 - 00:00 Chris Cote

Turn your mics on so we can enjoy some pre-segment banter. How's everyone doing today?

Chapter 2: Is DK Metcalf overrated as a wide receiver?

00:59 - 01:02 John Amaechi

I don't know if we're ready to have the conversation. DK Metcalf's really athletic, but not that good.

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01:03 - 01:06 Chris Cote

That's a different sold segment of you're not ready for this conversation. Sorry.

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01:07 - 01:09 John Amaechi

He's good. He's very good.

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01:09 - 01:17 Stu Gatz

But he's not like, he's not amazing. He's fast. He's big. JSN emerged. He's like Dan. I don't need him anymore. No?

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00:00 - 00:00 Mike

Yeah.

00:00 - 00:00 Stu Gatz

Big, fast, and strong?

00:00 - 00:00 Mike

Yeah.

00:00 - 00:00 Stu Gatz

National legend.

00:00 - 00:00 Mike

What does DK stand for?

Chapter 3: Why is Chris Cody out on JJ Redick?

02:03 - 02:15 Billy

And so we all thought that that receiver type, the new evolution of receiver, should dominate the league. He's been great, though, has he not? Like, are we not giving him great?

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02:16 - 02:37 Roy

I think DK Metcalf has done really well. He's a great wide receiver. I don't think it's because of his body. I think you're objectifying an NFL wide receiver, and I'm not going to stand for it. I feel like a piece of meat sitting here as you talk about wide receivers. They're more than just their body, Dan. You went to Ole Miss, by the way. I didn't want to come and just jump on that.

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02:37 - 02:38 Roy

I wasn't sure if we were going to go there.

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02:38 - 02:41 Mike

Wide receiver room was A.J. Brown. He came back in. That's crazy.

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00:00 - 00:00 Roy

How were they not better? They were better in the NFL than they were in college. That's the real travesty.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

I actually confused him, honest to God, with a guy whose literal last name was Blackman from Oklahoma State.

00:00 - 00:00 Mike

Justin Blackman? He was good for a while. One of the great John Brinkus sports science episodes.

00:00 - 00:00 Roy

Oh, sports science, man.

00:00 - 00:00 Mike

He had the catch radius of a two-car garage. Oh, yeah?

Chapter 4: Are red foods overrated?

07:49 - 08:12 Billy

But in the history of Duke, though, there have only been two guys who have actually had all of that and embraced, I don't care that you hate me, eat also. It's him and Laettner on, I'll invite the hate and I'll be better than your hate and I'll welcome it. The idea that J.J. Reddick changed Chris Cody's mind on who he is because he did a podcast for a couple of years.

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08:12 - 08:29 Stu Gatz

He was likable for a couple of years. It's that we forget. He got himself into the media and he was there for long enough. And look, there's people online trying to convince me that like Paul George was better than Dwayne Wade at their peaks. Like everyone forgets everything because of what's happening right now. So Reddit goes and does a podcast for a couple of years.

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08:29 - 08:38 Stu Gatz

He's jovial and likable and he does a good job on first take. And every young person watching basketball might not remember when he was with Duke or the Orlando Magic.

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08:38 - 08:44 Chris Cote

He just hit it. It was those first take appearances where he would like dunk on Stephen A. Smith because no one can. That's where I started.

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00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

By the way, Chris, what kind of skill set does it take to dunk on Stephen A. Smith? Is it nice, humble? Well, pardon me, Mr. Smith, but I believe you might be mistaken. Or is it the asshole? I say this as someone, I like JJ Reddick. I like JJ. People who are assholes. I like him. No, no, no. What he did to Mad Dog was unfair and unreasonable, and everybody knows it, okay?

00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

But he was being an asshole in a room full of assholes. Mad Dog's an asshole. Come on now. Look, like I love J.J. Reddick, we can love Mad Dog and also admit he's an asshole.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

I don't understand what you guys are doing in the history of sports. Duke arrogance and the face of it. It's one of the most hateable things there are in the history of sports. And on that Mount Rushmore, there ain't four. There are two. I'll give it another name.

00:00 - 00:00 John Amaechi

Grayson Allen.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

Grayson Allen.

Chapter 5: How does BetterHelp support mental health?

11:35 - 11:36 Chris Cote

I'm curious.

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11:37 - 11:40 Amin Elhassan

I've got an answer for you. Almost all of them. Almost all of them.

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11:40 - 11:43 John Amaechi

You could have answered at least. You would have gotten this question answered.

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11:43 - 11:48 Amin Elhassan

I've got to go back to like Red Auerbach to get to like, okay, maybe a couple of them are Jewish.

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00:00 - 00:00 Roy

I like them.

00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

He's the asshole I really don't enjoy because... We're playing different games, you and I. He's flippant, man. You don't like flippant asshole. I don't like flippant asshole, man.

00:00 - 00:00 Roy

Listen, I also think that for J.J. Redick, who is, to Dan's point, the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers on a team with LeBron James and Luka Doncic... Spoiled. You have to get up there and not treat media a certain way, but... But you gotta exude a certain confidence in every room to be able to go in that room and get them to be like, hey, I gotta respect this guy. I gotta listen to this guy.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

I like them.

00:00 - 00:00 John Amaechi

I mean, being a media member, being a podcaster, obviously the last thing that J.J. Reddick did was podcasting. If you were given the keys to a kingdom in an NBA setting and being the head coach, how would you be? Would you be the flippin' asshole that you hate? Would you morph into something different? I'd be J.J. Reddick.

Chapter 6: What is special about Smirnoff's partnership with the NFL?

13:48 - 13:52 Stu Gatz

Larry Brown, recent Jew. There you go. Found it.

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13:52 - 14:03 Billy

Define recent. That is a while ago. This was in high school. He just got bar mitzvahed. Chris Cody, can you explain to me after- The Red Foods?

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14:04 - 14:08 John Amaechi

Oh, finally, Dan. We'll get to that another day. Oh, my goodness. I do want to get to that. Red Foods are killing us, by the way. Yeah.

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14:09 - 14:16 Billy

I do want to get to your- Yes, I are. Thank you. That's a good impersonation.

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00:00 - 00:00 Dan Le Batard

Damn good.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

Limited candy. Thought it was a sound bite. Yes. Chris, okay, fine. Why are you out on red food? Whoa!

00:00 - 00:00 Chris Cote

Yes, we got there. I mean, we can all agree that cranberries are overrated, right? No way. All right, I'm just going to do the whole take. All right, look. Cranberries? There are so many things that I can point to where the red version of that food is the inferior version of that food. Oh, I know. Red potatoes. The worst of the potatoes.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

No, I like them. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Are the red potatoes the worst of the potatoes?

00:00 - 00:00 Chris Cote

I mean, there's the peppers. The red pepper. I prefer the yellow. I prefer the orange. The beans. Kidney beans. Get kidney beans out of here. No, kidney beans are wacky. You're right. The red apple inferior to the green apple. The worst apple. It's the worst apple. Red grapes.

Chapter 7: What are the main talking points of this episode?

14:59 - 15:03 Billy

Hold on. Slow it down. Put it on the poll. Is the red apple inferior to the green apple?

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15:03 - 15:09 Chris Cote

The red grapes. Red onion. I could go on for days. Red onion. Oh, and a burger? You put some red onion in there? Give me that sweet onion.

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15:09 - 15:10 Amin Elhassan

I got one for you. And a burger?

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15:11 - 15:11 Roy

Fanta.

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00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

Red Fanta? Worst.

00:00 - 00:00 Roy

Don't you dare. That's crazy. Worst flavor. Best flavor by far.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

Red tomatoes. You like it? Taco Bell's coming out with a midnight flavor, Baja Midnight.

00:00 - 00:00 Chris Cote

But there's just so many red foods that are overrated. That's the fattest thing you know. Cherries.

00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

Hold on. You want a pat? There are.

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