The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
Thu, 13 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: What is the focus of the Jägermeister ad segment?
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff.
Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jägermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jägermeister. Damn, that's cold.
And remember to check Jägermeister out at DraftKingsXJägermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
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Chapter 2: Who is Captain Slappy and what is his role?
How holy is Captain Slappy? Is this Chum Bucket? No, it's not Chum Bucket. It's Captain Slappy.
Oh, I'm sorry. You said that already.
Hi. Live from Pumptland.
This is one of those guys who created that National Pirate Day, Stugat.
But this isn't... International talk like a pirate day.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Get it right there.
So how do you feel about pirates being in the news? What's your name, Captain Slappy? Nice, Captain Slappy. Okay, I'm sorry I forgot. I know you mentioned that already. So how do you feel about pirates being in the news so much, Captain Slappy?
Well, I'm happy for it because it sells books.
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