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Satanists Dedicate Kansas Capitol to Satan (Early Edition With Evita)
Thu, 13 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: What are the key topics covered in this episode?
Good morning and welcome to Bongina Report, early edition. Trump mocks Rosie O'Donnell. I know you guys thought that that was from 2016, 2015, but he did it again in a very epic way. A city council unanimously nominates a transgender OnlyFans prostitute with a cannibalism fetish. Satanists dedicate the Kansas State Capitol to the devil with the approval of the state, I might add.
Tom Holman is harassed by supporters of a detained Columbia student. Netflix's Narnia considers Charlie XCX for the white witch. And a woman who refused to give up her airplane seat for a child sues the airline company. I'm going to need all of your opinions on that one. All this on Bongina Report, early edition.
Ireland is known for very happy fun loving people great attitude many in this room right now that I've met why in the world would you let Rosie O'Donnell move to Ireland I think she's going to lower your happiness level thank you I like that question
Do you know who she is? You're better off not knowing.
Michael and I were just laughing because if you're listening, Trump, as he's asked this question, he just readjusts. He like sits up a little straighter. He's like, I like that question. And Michael just said, it's exactly what happens when you invite new media into the White House. Can you imagine CNN asking that question? Of course you can't. And I just love this exchange.
But can I just say before I delve into the exchange here, Rosie O'Donnell is now a refugee in Ireland. She's fleeing the Trump admin. And I just have to say, there are so many celebrities who in 2016 promised us that they were going to leave the country. And they're still here. They're still here, guys. I thought they were going to leave. It feels like a false promise.
It feels like we were told something. We were promised something. And they did not follow through. And I'm really disappointed about it. And so I'm glad Rosie O'Donnell is in Ireland. I really am. But anyway, so Trump, he asked the prime minister of Ireland, do you know who she is? Obviously, the prime minister has no idea who's Rosie O'Donnell. He's the prime minister of Ireland.
And then Trump replies, you're better off not knowing. And you guys, I saw that clip. I had to share it because the memories flooded back to me. Trump is such a natural comedian. He's hilarious. I remember, so Trump revolutionized. politics, of course.
As somebody who was 15, 16 years old during that election cycle, that first time he was elected, I actually had a lot of political perspective because I had been in politics a long time. was elected into Congress in 2010. My parents were involved in politics virtually my entire life. So I feel like I'd always had a feel for what politics is supposed to look like.
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Chapter 2: Why did Rosie O'Donnell move to Ireland?
It doesn't mean that he's a member of Hamas, but if he is doing things that seem to be supportive of Hamas or he's encouraging others to do things that are somewhat supportive of Hamas, that is grounds for deportation. And this kid is actually, if he is a supporter of Hamas's admin, again, totally in their right to deport him. I read it. I read it to you guys out loud. Like, they have the right.
I will say, though, I haven't personally seen any evidence that Khalil is explicitly pro-Hamas. But it's possible that the admin will come out with some more evidence once the real charges have been brought against him, if there will be charges brought against him. So we'll see on that front.
Again, I'm not, I wouldn't be surprised if he was explicitly pro-Hamas as he was spearheading this organization and he's a Palestinian student. We don't know though. And I'm just going to be real with you guys. I actually personally don't think the government should need criminal charges to deport aliens, legal or illegal, in this country. I don't even think they need to be terror sympathizers.
I think that the government can just deport you for any reason whatsoever if you are an alien in this country. You don't have the same rights as citizens. I don't know why this is confusing for people, but you don't have the same rights as U.S. citizens.
Now, nobody can kill you, nobody can rape you and hurt you and violate basic human rights, but the right to be in this country, that's reserved for citizens. Nobody has a right to be here unless you are an American citizen. You don't. Not everyone seems to agree with this. This is completely... flies in the face of a federal law in reality, but whatever, that's a lot of people these days.
So there are a lot of people acting absolutely hysterical on the left about this young man being detained by ICE. And I want you to look at them losing their minds at Tom Holman yesterday in the New York State Capitol. This is very deranged. Take a listen. they're screaming like they're they're completely they've completely lost their minds and guys i gotta tell you
When I saw that, but especially when I saw those protests last spring, I had a really unexpected visceral reaction. I didn't think I was going to feel this way. Who knows what I was going to feel? But I was flooded with these memories of when I was in college and I was abused by these little Marxist scolds because I didn't conform with them politically. I didn't agree with them ideologically.
And so they were horrible to me. It reminded me of being in college and getting death threats and constant online harassment from people who I previously thought were my friends. It brought back so many memories. It was like I knew that type of student that was occupying the campus and it was just, it brought back a lot.
seeing them occupy campuses, restrict movement, replace the American flag with the Palestinian one, it was enraging. And I was really proud of my friends who were still on campus. Last spring, who I'd been in school with, they really stood up for this country during that time.
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