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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery

Wed, 29 Jan 2025

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Michael Kosta checks in on the latest Trumpworld news: new press secretary Karoline Leavitt, the banning of trans people in the military, and the aftermath of pardoned Jan. 6 insurrectionists. Troy Iwata sets up an elaborate sting for J6 sex offenders. Plus, Sports War: Kosta and Ronny Chieng on Super Bowl Swifties, Philly celebrations, & NHL nachos. Comedian and actor Lil Rel Howery chats about starring in the new animated film “Dog Man,” how therapy has benefited his life and his comedy, and the “Get Out” tagline that follows him at every T.S.A. checkpoint.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What recent political events are discussed?

932.151 - 943.462 Michael Kosta

I knew it was you the whole time. And I'm in love with you. What we have is real. Besides, I needed something to bet on since the NFL rigged the game for the Chiefs.

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943.582 - 956.698 Roy Wood Jr.

Okay, look, the NFL is not rigged for the Chiefs. It comes down to talent, okay? It's like calling this show rigged just because I win every argument, okay? I got the brains of Bill Belichick, and you look like the son of Forrest Gump. Okay.

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958.106 - 982.736 Michael Kosta

Well, mama always says Ronnie Chang's a huge piece of shit. Which brings us to our NFL big game bet of the week. Now, legally, we can't say the name of the big game in a bet or the NFL will sue us, but I can present you my Super Bowl, spelled differently, bet of the week. Will the NFL declare the Chiefs winners before the start of the second quarter? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling.

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982.976 - 986.057 Michael Kosta

You don't even have to know a shady Italian guy to do it anymore.

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988.14 - 997.655 Roy Wood Jr.

Now, look, the game won't all be about stupid love stories. The Chiefs will be taking on the Eagles, and Philly is already practicing for a victory celebration.

998.2 - 1002.482 Donald Trump

Philadelphia's Eagles fans spilled onto the streets celebrating their big win.

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This was the scene as tens of thousands packed Broad Street. Philadelphia's mayor, Sherelle Parker, tried to fire up fans. She led a chant spelling the team's name, Eagles.

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Let me hear you all say, E-L-G-L-E-S, Eagles!

1024.625 - 1041.856 Michael Kosta

You're out of the spelling bee. Now step aside and watch an Indian kid crush your dreams. This kind of behavior is exactly why the Eagles don't deserve another championship. Their fans don't even care enough about the team to spell their name right. Even Ronnie can spell Eagles and he can't even speak English.

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