The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Even Stephven with Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell
Mon, 02 Jun 2025
In the words of Jon Stewart, "What better way to understand the issue than to have two pundits of violently opposing viewpoints disagree with each other?" Join The Daily Show as we look back at years of Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell arguing with each other in their segment, Even Stephven. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How do Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell debate religion?
Or not so much born as begotten, not made, one being with the Father ready. All right, on your mark, get set, pray. Done! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm done, I'm done too. And I appear to be unsmoted.
Yeah, for now, but let me tell you, when you die and go to hell, you're gonna wish you weren't dead.
Interesting. Now, am I going to be doing that after I go to paradise to join my bevy of spotless virgins for all eternity? You know, because I just want to give them a heads up where I'm going for eternity.
Guys, I'm sorry. I'm just starting to think that this religion thing, we're not going to settle it in three minutes. So if you could just wrap it up and find some common ground, that would be great.
Sorry. Hmm.
Maybe the Jew's right.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe so.
Which is funny, because I normally don't care for Jews. We don't either. Really? We seem to find them kind of scheming. We're very big on that, too. Really?
Yes!
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