Stephen Colbert

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I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

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Yesterday, just yesterday, yesterday, Trump took a break from profiting off the presidency to speak at the annual congressional picnic.

And he gave this update on the war in Iran.

If you're just tuning into The Late Show, you missed a lot.

President Biden's trip abroad will end with his much-anticipated showdown on Wednesday with Russian president and cover model for Maritime Murders Monthly.

A new book has some shocking revelations about the presidential campaign of Vermont senator and man who will not rest until the split pea soup is put back on the menu.

Bernie Sanders.

Next one.

Speaking of other things billionaires own, the company founded by tech entrepreneur and man who comes pre-Madame Tussaudid.

Elon Musk.

Number three, this one's a little tougher.

The dictator in question.

Is Belarus strong man an evil nutcracker?

Alexander Lukashenko.

Here is number four.

No matter what happens, the GOP has a bright future thanks to rising young stars like Iowa Senator and Nosferatu's accountant.

Chuck Grassley.

And last one here.