Steve Carell
Appearances
Office Ladies
Superfan Episode: Hot Girl
Toby's divorced. God, that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids, right? That'll damage you. Sorry, man. That's a rather bad one. How much are you paying her? You can't even afford anything now, right? You're all right, though, right? Don't ask me for a raise. Oh, a cup of soup's a good idea, though. That'll... That's a good budgetary thing to do. Well, they're good snacks.
Office Ladies
Superfan Episode: Hot Girl
They're good food. Good meals. Good lunch. Ramen noodles are good, too. You still sleeping in the car? No. Because he slept in the car a couple times. Are you still taking the antidepressants? This is a good idea. I said it'll help. It'll help, man.
Office Ladies
Superfan Episode: Hot Girl
I'll see you in a bit. She's pretty cute, isn't she? See you in a bit.
Office Ladies
Superfan Episode: Hot Girl
Why do women find Michael Scott attractive? Why do women appeal to Michael Scott? I guess because I'm an authority figure, because I have a lot of power. Women are attracted to that. That's appealing to women. I think I'm a little bit of a bad boy. They're a little mystery to me. I don't just lay it all out there. You know, you have to hold something back. I don't think I'm too shabby to look at.
Office Ladies
Superfan Episode: Hot Girl
I wouldn't kick me out of bed for eating crackers. But I think my comedy really is the topper. That's the way to get in, you know? I think that's really what... What's the saying? Once they're laughing, that's 50% of them being horizontal. So not that I'm just, not that that's my, that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps. It kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice.
Office Ladies
Superfan Episode: Hot Girl
I should never have let the temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons, and now I have four folders. So it's actually better this way. No, it's not because I could just click on the icon and then I'm on to something.
Office Ladies
Superfan Episode: Hot Girl
I think in order to be a ladies' man... It's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies' man. So I kind of play that close to the chest.
Office Ladies
Superfan Episode: Hot Girl
I mean, it's not like I'm showing off. Ryan, what did you do to my computer? I'm supposed to have maps, right? But, uh... Where? They see me as a big, powerful businessman here. Kind of swaggers around a little bit. It's really not even fair. I don't know. What can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know.