Episode #736: Bryan & Krissy discuss the go-go 90's and 2000's reality show boom. They recall the dumb race to the bottom as one show after another tried to pander to the lowest common denominator. As an homage to that "time and space" they review THE craziest reality show of them all: Next Superstar USA! A one season mock-american idol style singing contest, looking for the worst, not the best singer in America! It's cruel, crazy and nuts. Perfect for TCB. To apply for "Americas Next Top Mediocre Podcaster" send us a message at: 212-433-3TCB TCBit: Crabapple Mayor Slaughbush responds to critics regarding his appointing of Mr. Bettleberry as president of The Women's Club. Watch EP #736 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to WSHIT, this hour of news sponsored by Genie Lose, body waxing and elderly care. At Genie Lose, we'll freshen up your no-no while we take care of your na-na. A follow-up on yesterday's story brought to you first by WSHIT News. There was much public outcry after Tom Beetleberry was named president of Crabapple's Women's Club.
In response to many Crabappleans calling for the dismissal of Tom Beetleberry, newly elected Mayor Sloughbush took to the government website to send out a pre-recorded message to the ladies of Crabapple. And now here's the soundbite you will only hear on WSHIT breaking news.
Women, let's get this stuff going. I'm not going to keep paying prostitutes, but even the electronic stuff, I mean, that's not actually in the bed. So women, let's figure this out. I mean, it's not a big deal, but, you know, I think I'm just going to be celibate the rest of my life. As I tell my psychiatrist, I know, but I'm going to be celibate like this.
What? The mayor then went on to sign a mayoral executive order declaring buy one, get one on mango margaritas at all three margarita chacharita locations in Crabapple. While most citizens are still angry about the appointment of Tom Beetleberry, they are also, for the most part, drunk. We'll be back after this commercial break. What?
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Survivor was also one that was out there. The Greatest Race. What was that called?
No, that's so odd.
The Amazing Race.
The Amazing Race, yeah. And so is Survivor.
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