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And welcome back to WSHIT, Crabapple's number one radio station, helping you get ahead from the moment you get out of bed. It's 6.09 on the Bronson Pontiac Oldsmobile studio clock. It's a beautiful Saturday morning, and that means it's time for College Corner here on WSHIT, focusing on the youth of today and the leaders of tomorrow. But first, a check of traffic and weather.
It's a balmy 13 degrees with cloudy skies and a small chance of rain later on this afternoon. Traffic is still light throughout Crabapple as the city remains in partial lockdown after Patsy's Rubber Palace works to contain yet another fire inside of the factory. The EPA, however, says it's working to get one of two remaining employees out to the factory as soon as possible.
Crabapple's Community College Spring Break starts this week, so we here at WSHIT's College Corner asked Crabapple Community Professor Amanda Hunchbuckle for some tips on keeping this annual rite of passage safe and fun for everyone. She gave us this tip when we caught up with her at the Hard Sword of the Lord Church, where she leads Bible study every Sunday morning.
Ask him if he wants to finish in your mouth. Ask him. Okay. A lot of men do not get to be fully empowered and have that full, wonderful feeling being asked. It's a question they want. Okay. They don't want to ask. They want to be asked. Do you want to finish in my mouth? Very simple question. Very straightforward. Great way to set the tone. Let him know up front. You are not here to play games.
You want to get down to business. You want to be a rock star. Okay. If you want to go the next level up is finish in my mouth, please.
okay finish in my mouth please it's polite direct to the point and also sets the tone that you're gonna be on top okay or you're topping from the bottom whatever your vibe is whatever it is i personally like topping from the bottom okay i like being in power but i also like being dominated so i like to do please finish my mouth please finish hair or where do you want to finish okay basic questions beautiful ones
The professor went on to add that reapplying sunscreen every four hours, drinking plenty of water throughout the day, and always traveling in groups are important tips to keep in mind. Age, old wisdom, all of it. I cannot disagree with anything she has said today. So have fun out there, you little crab-aplians. You only get one life to live unless you believe in reincarnation.
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