Episode #721: Bryan & Krissy embrace the return of disgraced pastor Carl Lentz! Fresh on his apology tour and a new podcast, Carl is bringing a new angle to the religious money grab by offering an ad-free version of his long winded mea culpa. Is Justin Bieber still hanging around? Let's all find out because THIS is what we should be paying attention to. TCBit: Touchdown Jefferies leads the coverage of the Crabapple Nutbag's tee-ball game. Watch EP #721 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who is Jim Touchdown Jeffries and what is his role in the podcast?
This is WSHIT's head sports reporter, Jim Touchdown Jeffries. Welcome to the Game of the Week. That's right, I'm the same Touchdown Jim that scored the final six points in the State Class D Championship game back in 1976. You may remember the game as fondly as I do.
Touchdown, Jim, that's me, ran 72 yards in the wrong direction, confused by the bright lights, only to be carried back by my quarterback to the opposing end zone where the final touchdown was scored. And while I had not even made the team that year, we were six players short that day because the opposing team failed to show up and the coach made the call.
And that, my good friends, is how history is made. That's how history is made. We have a hell of a game for you tonight. The Crabapple Nutbags, our boys, are facing their toughest competitors in the Sheboygan Sheep Wranglers. This, my friends, is as exciting as a 6-7 year old t-ball match is ever going to get.
So let's go down to the field where Coach Derek Ponderosa is fresh off probation and ready to give his pre-game talk.
Our goals are, listen, listen. Our goals are to hit dingers. Everybody better have their eyes on me. Eyes on me, Rylan. Hit dingers. Disgrace the pitcher's family. Make the other players cry and stomp their butts into the ground. Does everyone understand that? Does everybody understand that? Look, fellas, look, look, look. There are two types of people in this world.
There's two types of people in this world. There's winners. And there's losers. And just so that we're clear, every time we step on this field, our goal is to be a winner. And if your dad has said, oh, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, just as long as you have fun, well, I hate to say it, your dad's a loser. Okay? So let's get our hands in. That team's pretty good. But we are gooder.
So let's go gooder on three. Let's go gooder on three.
I could not have said it better myself, coach. Your dad is a loser indeed. Let's take a quick commercial break and we'll be back with the game.
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Chapter 3: Why is Girl Scout cookie pricing inconsistent?
That's right.
And you said before, like, we're going to tell our story and then we'll move on. I don't know that we'll ever move on. It's kind of, it's a part of our life. And so probably through this. Yeah, but he wants to move on.
I don't know that I'll ever let you forget it. But yeah, he wants to move on.
That's right. It is going to come up in different ways. Yeah. So, yeah, I wanted to ask you some questions.
Yes, ma'am.
That I think people want to know, especially because, you know, I was telling you about this, but you kind of, three years ago, stuff happened. You, you know, apologized publicly. And like an Instagram post.
Yeah, he did. Yeah, it was like an Instagram post. Like, hey, yeah, I've been fucking the hot maid. Yeah. Hey, listen. Yeah, I've been fucking the hot maid, but all things considered, I have been doing a lot of preaching too. So I figured, what? It's like a scale. It's bad and it's good. I show up to church every Sunday. I wipe my sins clean and then I wipe my dick on somebody's curtains. Okay.
All right. What's worse? Honestly, let's be real. Who's not jizzing on the curtains?
And so I think a lot of people are like, what's happened? They probably have a lot of things that they think about you and things that they've seen in the media, things that people have talked about that we haven't answered.
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