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The Basement Yard

#504 - Lifting The World's Heaviest Mug!

Mon, 26 May 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the world's heaviest mug?

1804.34 - 1805.741 Joey

Sort of do it? Like how you can do it.

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Chapter 2: How heavy is the mug really?

1805.761 - 1808.663 Joe Santagato

Yeah, dude. He's got the biggest dick in the West. Of course you can do it.

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1810.885 - 1852.74 Joey

Oh, man. Well, I guess good on you, my friend. Thank you. Oh, my God. It's healthy. Okay. Get serious. All right? Because there's that. Brand new laptop. I'm fucking tired, dude. We have some ads... What is this show? I don't know. What is it? I'll tell you what. It isn't a Harry show. Well, no. I meant it is Harry's. We're not Harry is what I meant. Oh, well. Because of Harry's razors.

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1852.84 - 1871.334 Joey

They're the best razors on the market, folks. Okay. They're German engineered blades made in their own factory that stay sharp. Also, I want to go out on a limb and say this, not part of the ad read, some of the best packaging I've ever seen in my life. Love it. Love their stuff. But they have extra strength, high quality, amazing smelling deodorant for just $5.

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Chapter 3: What happens when you try to drink from a heavy mug?

1871.374 - 1893.206 Joey

They have hair and other grooming products as well. But yeah, so you have customizable delivery options for scheduled refills as low as $2, half of what you would pay for other big brands. So saving some money there. And it's also nice. You get new razors because you can't just keep using the same razor. Eventually they just get dull and then you start cutting yourself. You get razor burn.

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1893.226 - 1915.654 Joey

Trust me. Look at my neck. But, yeah, you have a no-risk trial. If you don't like your shave, no worries. It's on them. There's a convenient subscription option. Like I said, you can cancel that at any time whenever you want. But their normal trial set is $10, but right now you can get it for just $6 at harrys.com slash basement, okay? That is harrys.com slash basement for that $6 trial set.

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1917.555 - 1938.57 Joey

So go jump on it, folks. Harry's Razor is the best razors in the game. And then we also have Squarespace. Squarespace is where you're going to build your website. You can go on their website and you can build a professional-looking website in a day, in an afternoon. Honestly, I've done it before. So their templates are amazing. They make it very easy to make a professional-looking website.

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1938.97 - 1942.973 Joey

Websites are very important. And you know that if you have an e-commerce business.

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1943.993 - 1964.398 Joey

or you know you make content or something like that you need a website this is your first impression so it's important that you have a good looking website so uh squarespace is going to help you do that they also have a lot of tools that will help you optimize all of your traffic and get everything you know in one place okay you can build your website and then you can have these tools to help you grow your website and your traffic all in the same place so

1964.958 - 1984.976 Joey

It is great. So you can head to squarespace.com slash basement. Use that offer code basement, and you will save 10% off of your first purchase of a website or a domain, okay? Again, the offer code is basement. So squarespace.com. The offer code is basement, and you will save 10% off of your first purchase of a website or a domain. So get to it, folks. And you know what?

1985.056 - 2007.981 Joey

Whatever journey you're on, whatever you're doing with your life. Sorry. You know why I coughed? My body is literally bursting with excitement to tell you about Patreon. Patreon.com slash Basement Yard, folks. That's where you get more of us, more of us a little early. And, you know, everyone always says, Joe, why are you always, you know, premature? Well, this is why. I'm sorry.

2008.061 - 2009.182 Joey

That was stupid, right?

2009.242 - 2010.162 Frank Alvarez

It's fine. I get it. I get it.

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