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Chapter 1: What is the significance of the 500th episode celebration?
Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the Basement Yard, our 500th episode. That's 10.
It's double 5. A 5 for me, a 5 for you. So 5 over here, 5 over here. That should be... Or you do, you do... 5-0-0. So this...
Correct, yes. Okay. For the audio listeners, you have no idea what's going on. No, no, no. It's our 500th episode. Also, for the audio listeners, you can't see this. Yeah, there's big eyes. But Frankie's dream has come to fruition. We have two big fat beer towers.
I don't know if it's my dream. This thing's coming out like piss. Yeah, look, I mean, this is a... I think this also speaks to the level of hydration that we both regularly keep, where yours looks a lot more healthy and mine looks like I am about to die.
Did we run these through, like, a dishwasher or something?
I mean, it's beer. It's alcohol. It sanitizes things.
500!
Cheers to us. Clink me. Clink me. Dink me. Throw it in my stink pee. Wow. Oh, man. All right. Michelob Ultra. That's what you bought. I feel like I'm on a golf course right now. Frank's not drinking Michelob Ultra, but...
I made myself a vodka diet.
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' favorite snacks and eating habits?
I can't, I'm not, I'm not ready to speak words yet because of how, what the fuck that's a big bitch. If, if there are things in the world that exists like that, dude, we don't have a big enough military then. Oh, we, we definitely imagine. I mean, we do, we do spend a lot of, you know, it's crazy. We have a big military. Yeah, we haven't. Yeah, but I don't trust them. I trust the military.
I don't trust the people who control the military is what I wanted to say. Um,
we're on an episode this has become keep drinking um dude what would you do if you came in and that was just like hanging from here a giant there's nothing you could do you would be spider you'd be dead fuck how much did i drink already um yeah no i'm not excited about that at all i mean if i saw a snake i'm not like afraid of snakes but anything that big i'm afraid of anything that big you're afraid of elephants
See, I'm when it comes to animals like that, I'm in the same way. I'm like. We're dumb in different ways. Who's we? Me and you. Oh, we're dumb in different ways. No, no. So like you think you could like beat animals up. I think. Well, actually, no, this is similar because with you and gorillas where you're like, oh, I'll kind of like whatever. I think that.
I have something in me that when animals see me, they know that like, I'm their bowl. You're not a threat. And not that I'm not even a threat that I'm just like, that I get them. Like they see me and they're like, Oh, like a doctor do. I'm dead ass. I think this.
Yeah, I know. No, no, no. This is like they feel their vibes and they're like, this guy is not a threat. So I'm just going to do my animal thing over here.
When I am walking on the street and I see a dog and we make eye contact, I really think that they see me and they in their mind, they're like, oh, yeah, no, that's a good that's good. Like, I think that they understand. Like a dog barking or whatever, I feel like I would walk up to it and it would stop barking. You're like Cesar Millan, basically, is what you're saying.
What I am is fucking stupid. Yeah, we know that. That's the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel like that. But I would say giant snakes I don't feel that way with. I don't think. Elephants. An angry elephant who's doing the thing. What? If I walked up to them and I just felt like I could calm it. You've got to get on the side of them. You'd put your hand under here. You'd do that.
I'd look into his eye and I'd be like, it's okay, big fella. And it would chill. Gotcha. And I don't know if that's real, but I feel that in my heart. Big fella. I don't know if I would use that language.
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