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The Basement Yard

#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Mon, 10 Mar 2025

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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the 'Thong Song' in pop culture?

04:19 - 04:31 Francis

No, I'm saying, like, everyone liked the thong song. It was a very popular song. I feel like you liked it a little bit more. Like, you were like, yo, I love thongs. Well, I think I felt cool because I watched the, like, making. Remember when MTV was about music and it used to do, like, the making of the video?

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04:31 - 04:32 Guest

Mm-hmm.

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04:32 - 04:36 Francis

And it was just, like, a 25-minute video of. Women in thongs.

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04:36 - 04:58 Francis

of like we're making something groundbreaking here and it's like cisco playing like the drums on a butt on the beach yeah what's better than that and uh and then at the end they'd be like the worldwide debut of the thong song video that came out and rocked my world as a little seven-year-old let me tell you wow wow i can't believe we were seven years old that came out i felt like i was older

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00:00 - 00:00 Francis

Uh, maybe, maybe, maybe because you were like reading Playboys at that age. I wasn't reading Playboys at seven, was I? There was the one in like that alleyway behind your house. I was seven? I'm pretty sure we were seven years old when we were looking at that. First of all, no one's reading that. I was looking and analyzing, okay? I just wanted to see a boob. Then you probably did at that time.

00:00 - 00:00 Joey

Weird, the things that you do, you know? That was a weird time.

00:00 - 00:00 Francis

And then we've obviously told these stories before, but for people who don't know, new viewers or whatever the case may be, There was a Playboy stuffed into the crack of an old garage at the top of my block that I would go and I don't know how it got there. I think my neighbor put it there, but we would go and be like, oh, and then we look at boobs and we shove it back into the crack.

00:00 - 00:00 Francis

We were very we didn't want to take it. It was a communal Playboy. It literally anyone else wanted to go and get there. There was an urban legend. Oh, there's a Playboy in the crack of the old garage at the top of the block and you can go get it.

00:00 - 00:00 Francis

like it was like being able to play with fossils of dinosaurs and then around the block there was a the pay phone that I would call 1-800 like boobs piss boobs piss and then they would be like too many too many numbers but you know what I meant to you know but it'd be like oh welcome to 1-800 boobs and you just heard a like a woman saying something yeah yeah yeah oh my god we called one of those once on an episode where it was like 1-800 like we called a hundred of them have we

Chapter 3: How did childhood experiences shape Joe and Frank's friendship?

63:53 - 64:08 Francis

You can get me whatever you want. What it would do to my, like, confidence. To shit your pants? Yeah, brother, I don't think I'd come back from that. Why? An adult man shitting his pants on the internet? We don't have to post it. I'll just talk about it.

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64:09 - 64:16 Frank Alvarez

Worse. Would you let him make you shit your pants? Sure, but he would have to teach me how to do it at least. No, no, no.

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64:16 - 64:28 Francis

A good magician never reveals their secrets. That's right. I think that's the thing because you love talking about how often you almost crap yourself. No, you talk about me doing that all the time. Because offline you talk about it.

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64:28 - 64:29 Joey

You're smart. No, I don't.

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00:00 - 00:00 Francis

Yes, you do. How often does he talk about almost crapping his pants? Frank, you're a manipulator, and you tell lies on the show, and you create narratives, and then people just believe them because you create narratives and you make it up in your liar gaslighter. Get Topanga on my side. Topanga, you hear how he's talking about us? Projecting, projecting, projecting.

00:00 - 00:00 Francis

You hear how he's talking about us?

00:00 - 00:00 Guest

Hooters, hooters, hooters, hooters.

00:00 - 00:00 Joey

Oh, is that? Whoa. Is that Topanga now? She was at like a WWE event recently. Look at that shirt. That's a Frank shirt there.

00:00 - 00:00 Francis

That looks like a sick shirt. I'm sorry. That's a sick shirt. I like that shirt. That is.

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