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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank. Ooh, you look excited.
Yeah, you know why, bitch. It's my birthday tomorrow.
Epic birthday episode!
It is my birthday tomorrow. Oh, well, not as of recording. Not your birthday tomorrow. No, no, no, but it is my birthday tomorrow. But it is your birthday when this comes out.
When this comes out to the pub.
When it comes out to the pubbies. I'll be 33 years old. Goddamn. It's divisible by 11, which means- You'll be three 11-year-olds. Is that weird? Yeah, that's very strange to say, but I guess that's why. No, three 11-year-olds are all 11, dude. But, like, if you stack them on top of each other, like Muppet style. Not how age works. You can't just add if they're standing on top of each other.
They're cumulatively. If you put the knowledge of three 11-year-olds together, that's pretty much where you're at. It could be higher.
I don't know. I don't know how I feel about being 33 years old. It feels old as shit.
You know what? Someone fucked with me, though, one time, and they said, like, you turned 33, but you just completed your 33rd year. Like, this is your 34th year.
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