Spot On with Link Lauren
Michelle Obama's Complaining, Jordon and Belichick's True Love, Tapper Says Conservatives Were Right
Wed, 21 May 2025
Link Lauren blasts “cringe” Michelle Obama for her latest podcast tour. Then, Link gives a news of the day round up including Biden’s autopen, Kamala Harris’ last straw with Biden, Taylor Lorenz’s nasty response to Biden’s cancer diagnosis and Jake Tapper admitting the conservative media was right about Biden’s cognitive decline. Plus, Link loves Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s love story! Use code LINK for 20% off your order plus a FREE frother & glass beaker with this exclusive link: https://piquelife.com/LINKDelta Rescue: Visit https://DeltaRescue.org to learn more
Chapter 1: What does Link Lauren think about Michelle Obama's podcast tour?
A very popular policy position. That's also a question they would have asked Joe Biden in a serious sit-down interview on CNN. President Trump doesn't ever get those softball questions. Those were all for Joe Biden the last four years. What's your favorite kind of ice cream? Do you like ice cream sundaes?
But with all the chaos in the world and how disgusting politics can be sometimes, I just loved to see that. But there's one woman I don't love so much who used to occupy the White House, and that is Michelle Obama. So Michelle Obama... has been on a little bit of a podcast tour. She's promoting her own podcast. I don't know what the hell it is called, and I don't care.
So production, do not tell me in my ear. But Michelle Obama has a new podcast with her brother. So she's going on all these different podcasts to promote it. Basically, it's a bunch of therapy sessions that we're all being subjected to.
Now, there are a lot of women, Michelle Obama, Meghan Markle, Mel Robbins, a lot of wealthy women who think they need to put microphones in their house and start complaining about everything going on in their lives. And I know what you're thinking. Link, you just started your new podcast. You're sitting here in your house.
Chapter 2: What are the critiques of Michelle Obama's complaints?
Yes, but I'm not worth hundreds of millions of dollars and I don't get on here to complain about my family and how miserable my life is. So Michelle Obama, not only was she first lady, she's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. She has mansions and Martha's Vineyard. She gets on these shows and she just constantly complains.
And the level of narcissism from Michelle Obama, I really haven't seen it before, except in Meghan Markle and some of these other women on the national stage. Now, we have some clips we're going to play you and walk down memory lane of Michelle Obama's podcast tour. Let's roll the first clip, Try Not to Vomit.
People line up for my advice. And you're walking away like I'm stupid. It's like, I've written books. I've given speeches. Yeah. The whole world is listening to me.
The whole world is listening to me. I've written books. I've given speeches. I'm going to say something that we're really not supposed to say. The only reason, the only reason Michelle Obama is famous is because of the man she married. This is very Meghan Markle-esque. Right. Meghan Markle is couching herself as this female founder. She's this entrepreneurial woman.
She's this smart soothsayer and prophet. No, you are famous because you bagged an eligible bachelor prince, Meghan Markle. And Michelle Obama, she says, people line up for my advice. People buy my books. I imagine you're probably not buying, Michelle. Obama's books. If I know my people, I imagine you're not buying her books.
I also have to say, I think her book is called Becoming, or she did a documentary called Becoming. And then she was on another show talking about how she's transitioning. Michelle Obama, you need to drop some of these words ending in I-N-G because you sound cringe and terrible. Let's take a look at another horrific podcast clip from Michelle Obama.
Well, in this current climate for me, it's what's happening to immigrants. So it's not the fear for myself anymore. I drive around in a four-car motorcade with a police escort. I'm Michelle Obama. I do still worry about my daughters in the world, even though they are somewhat recognizable. So my fears are for what I know is happening out there in streets all over the city.
And now that we have leadership that is sort of indiscriminately determining who belongs and who doesn't. I worry for people of color all over this country. And I don't know that we will have the advocates to protect everybody. And that makes me, that frightens me. It keeps me up at night.
Michelle Obama complaining about deportations when her husband Barack Obama was called the deporter in chief is laughable. What was she doing in the White House? Did she not know that her husband was deporting millions of people as well? Criminals who did not belong in the country. But Michelle Obama is becoming one of the most unlikable women in politics. And she just won't go away.
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Chapter 3: How does Link Lauren view the portrayal of Michelle Obama in the media?
Do you guys remember that Democrat mainstream media fever dream about a year ago? They were pushing Joe Biden out of the race. They're like, yep, the guy is senile. We all saw it on the June 27th debate on CNN. He can no longer run. And they were talking about having a mini primary. Maybe it's going to be Gretchen Whitmer, Kamala Harris. Maybe it's Gavin Newsom.
And they were talking about running Michelle Obama. Thank God they did not run Michelle Obama because guess what? She would have lost horrifically. Well, actually, maybe y'all should have run her. But the thing about Michelle Obama is she was so likable. She had the highest favorability of almost anybody in politics, but it's because she kept her mouth shut, okay?
The fastest way to become unlikable is if you open your mouth and start talking. And I don't know who told Michelle Obama that we want to hear her go on every podcast and complain about the issues in our country. You guys had eight years. It's time to pass the baton. But they were really out here saying we could do Michelle Obama. We could do Gavin Newsom. We could do these two together.
I would have loved. to have seen that because Michelle Obama's favorability has plummeted in the last few weeks since she started doing podcasts. Imagine if she was actually on the campaign trail having to interact with journalists and all she does is complain about how rich and famous she is. We have another clip of Michelle Obama. Let's look at this one.
We don't articulate as black women our pain because it's almost like nobody ever gave us permission to do that. And does anyone care? We have to ask ourselves, the men in our lives is, you know, why wait to be asked? You know, it seems like what we go through is pretty obvious. I mean, maybe we're not complaining, but we're actually living life out loud.
Michelle Obama saying she doesn't articulate her pain is laughable because all she is doing is articulating how miserable she is. People come to me for my advice. Why the hell would I go to Michelle Obama for advice when all she does is complain? Imagine going to see a therapist and the therapist spending an hour telling you how miserable their life is in their mansion in Martha's
Now, I do have a few things in common with Michelle Obama. We both love gay men. I'm just kidding. I don't want to get sniped on my walk this afternoon. But there was a little dicey situation with the chef. I don't know how you drown paddleboarding in a few feet of water, but I will leave that up to you guys to discuss. So Michelle Obama, all she does is articulate her pain.
Let's look at another clip, you guys.
How will we afford it? Because it's expensive to live in the White House. Many people don't know. I mean, much is not covered. You're paying for every food, every bit of food that you eat. You know, you're not paying for housing and the staff in it, but everything, even travel.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Jake Tapper provide about Joe Biden's cognitive decline?
So she doesn't want to pay for her food. She doesn't want to cook. She's complaining about flying on the private jet and she has to pay for her girls to fly on the private jet. This is relatable. Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama, my advice to you is shut the hell up. Stop talking.
But no, imagine all the single moms out there, all the parents out there who are working two, three jobs, trying to pay their bills. Why would Michelle Obama be the person the Democrats want to run? The fact that that was even a fever dream or a pipe dream when she is the most unrelatable person. Imagine Michelle Obama on a debate stage against Trump.
She's going, man, I had to pay for my groceries in the White House. That really sucked, you guys. That is Michelle Obama. That is Miss Relatable Michelle Obama down to earth. I also just have to say, okay, I'm really not that catty of a person. If you met me in real life, I'm a lot nicer than I am on here. But Michelle Obama, who the hell is your stylist?
I mean, is Michelle Obama's team of stylists like Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Because her outfits are... are an utter calamity. And Vogue and all these liberals, they have the audacity to attack Melania Trump, beautiful first lady Melania Trump, when Michelle Obama has space balls on her head. What the hell is growing out of her head, sweetheart? You might want to get that checked out.
So no, Michelle Obama looks like a disaster. She's complaining about having to pay for her own food. She's complaining she doesn't want to cook either. And she did have a personal chef until he drowned in two feet of water paddleboarding in Martha's Vineyard. So... Michelle Obama doesn't want to cook. They might want to find a new personal chef. Rest in peace to the hot personal chef.
We still don't have a lot of answers on that one. So Michelle Obama is just incredibly unlikable. She's not relatable. And there's actually a place where I send women like Michelle Obama, not just women. There are some men, too, but I call them the unbearables. Right. Blake Lively. She's incredibly unbearable. Meghan Markle, Michelle Obama. I will send all of them to Bitch Island.
Okay, Bitch Island, it's a little bit like Guantanamo, it's a little bit like Gitmo, but there are a few more amenities, right? Unfortunately for Michelle Obama, she might have to pay for her own food on Bitch Island. She might have to scavenge and hunt and gather for, you know, coconuts, aloe vera. Michelle Obama, I'm not sure she would really enjoy...
Bitch Island, but this is where I'm going to send her because she complains and she bitches every single day. There are other women I'd like to send to Bitch Island too. Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg, Sunny Hostin, pretty much the entire cast of The View. Rachel Maddow, I'd probably send her to Bitch Island also, but she's making $25 million a year.
She could probably call a helicopter to get her off the island. But Michelle Obama, you are getting sent to Bitch Island because all you do is bitch and and complain, and you're incredibly unlikable. And I see now, I see now, guys, why there's so many divorce rumors with Barack and Michelle.
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Chapter 5: Why does Link Lauren believe Michelle Obama is unrelatable?
So Michelle Obama is complaining that the White House isn't conducive to kids. I don't think this is a White House problem. I think this is a you problem. Maybe this is an issue with Barack Obama. Maybe he's not the sweet, nice, cool guy he purports himself to be. Because if we look at the White House under President Donald J. Trump, his kids are around 40. constantly, okay?
Eric Trump was at the White House yesterday. Ivanka Trump was there with her kids. They were throwing the football. They were there for the Philadelphia Eagles, E-A-G-L-E-S, okay? It was beautiful. But President Donald J. Trump has his kids around all the time. In fact, people complain, the liberal media complains, why is he so close with his family? Why are his kids in there?
Oh, they must be up to no good. No, maybe his kids are just actually good kids and he wants them around. And then also, Barron Trump Barron Trump grew up in the White House and he seems to be doing great and flourishing. So I don't think Michelle Obama can blame the White House. This is a you problem. This is a staffing problem.
This is not a White House problem because Donald Trump has his kids around constantly. And the clip we played you at the top of the show, there were hundreds, maybe thousands of kids at the White House for bring your sons and daughters to work day. It was beautiful. Caroline Leavitt has a baby. There's so many babies in the White House because so many of the staff
They are young parents and they're balancing that work-life balance everybody tries to have so desperately. So Michelle Obama, I really have no sympathy for you. I don't think any of this is helping your image. You don't need the money. You can't be making that much money from the podcast. You're already worth hundreds of millions of dollars. So if I were Michelle Obama, I'd probably stop talking.
I'd probably go away. And she's going to go online now and say, they're telling me to shut up because I'm a strong woman. No, we're telling you to shut up because you're complaining about flying on a private jet when there are people trying to put food on the table, right? Everybody was crippled under sky-high inflation that Joe Biden left us with the last four years.
And now things are starting to turn around. But for Michelle Obama to complain, I had to pay for my own food, and then my personal chef drowned, and then we had to fly on the private jet, and I had to pay for my girls to go on vacation. You know what, you guys? Because you're elite Democrats, you had money thrown at you. The same way Bill and Hillary Clinton allegedly left the White House in debt,
and they're worth hundreds of millions of dollars now. That's what happens if you're part of the Democratic elite. People just throw money at you. George Soros, all of these wealthy folks, Alex Soros, there's always going to be work for you. So Michelle Obama has Netflix deals, book deals, speaking tours. I'm sure she'll do a fashion line even though she looks like a disaster. So Michelle Obama...
No sympathy for you. We have a lot more hot topics to come back with. I will see you guys after the break. We just have to pay some bills because you know what? We're not Michelle Obama and we don't live in Martha's Vineyard. See you soon. We've all had days when skin feels dull, hydration doesn't stick, and energy is all over the place. No amount of water, skincare, or coffee seems to help.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Biden's autopen use?
And we deserve investigations into who was controlling the auto pin. Let me catch my breath. Whoever was controlling the auto pin was rolling and ruling the country, okay? They were running the show, and we deserve to know what was going on.
Now, to move on from Joe Biden, we have to talk about Taylor Lorenz, former New York Times journalist, former Washington Post journalist, in full transparency. Taylor Lorenz actually wrote a profile on me that was quite nice back in April of 2024. So Taylor Lorenz and I, we had to interact at that time. She was interviewing me, calling me. There were some contentious moments.
I remember the Washington Post was digging and digging and digging, and they couldn't find any dirt on me. And Taylor Lorenz called and she expressed, you know, they were looking for this and looking for that, and they couldn't find any dirt. And I remember saying to Taylor Lorenz, you might have to accept that I'm just a decent person, you guys. might have to accept I'm a good person, right?
I don't commit crimes. I've never said the N-word. I haven't done any of the things that are disqualifying from being in public life. And I told Taylor Lorenz, you might have to accept that I'm a good, decent person, Taylor. And the profile ended up being okay to Taylor Lorenz's credit. She has since left the Washington Post, and she's now on her own.
She's going into independent media, which is her prerogative. We're in independent media right now. It's basically trumping and usurping legacy media. But Taylor Lorenz, since she's gone into independent media, she's really just letting it rip and expressing herself. And she put out a tweet about Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis. And we have the quote right here. Okay.
Taylor Lorenz said, hopefully he rots in hell and rests in piss. Hopefully he rots in hell and rests in piss. Now, I called my producer immediately and I said, we have to put this in the show, number one. Number two, I thought I went hard on Joe Biden. I thought I went really hard on the man in last episode. I mean, I called the entire Biden family white trash. I took him to the mat.
I said they were disgusting. I said Jill Biden's disgusting. Basically, I thought I went hard. But when she said he rots in hell and rests in piss, I mean, I have some relatives who would probably say that about me.
But no, Taylor Lorenz, I think this has to do with some of the sentiment she shared a few months ago about Brian Thompson, the UnitedHealthcare CEO, when she said Americans felt joy that Brian Thompson was murdered in cold blood on the streets of New York City by Luigi Mangione. And the thing is this. We've talked about the healthcare system.
I worked on the Kennedy campaign with RFK Jr., who's now the Secretary of Health and Human Services. I am acutely aware of how our healthcare system is broken, but shooting people, shooting people who have families and kids and wives and friends, for seemingly no reason is not the way to go. That is really not how you bring about radical change.
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Chapter 7: What are the rumors surrounding the Obamas' marriage?
But you have to admit, you shouldn't be chief of staff to the president calling the shots, right? If I had major glaring issues in my life, I should not be calling the shots in Washington, D.C. But I remember... You know, the last year of Biden's presidency, there was a ton of reporting that Hunter Biden was in there saying, you should do this, you should do that.
And Hunter really thought of himself as a communications expert, right? When it came to the messaging of the White House, he wanted to be involved in all of that, which is very scary that a derelict drug addict with rotted out gutted teeth and hookers in a laptop that Jake Tapper sort of tried to cover. I know Jake Tapper, you don't want to bring that up.
But this guy, Hunter, was chief of staff to the president and calling the shots. Yeah, he is derelict. He is sleazy. He is demonstrably a bad guy or whatever Jake Tapper said. So that is concerning, but it's nice that Jake Tapper is coming around. The last thing I'll say about the Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson book tour, no one else wants to say this or admit it out loud.
I don't think Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson even like each other. If you look at the body language, if you look at them on Megyn Kelly, Alex Thompson... The other writer on this book, he had an entirely separate book deal. He was going to do a solo book deal. He had done all of this reporting on Biden's decline. That book deal fell through. They couldn't have a meeting of the minds.
So he went to try and get another book deal, and they basically slapped Jake Tapper's name on this book, in my opinion. So it's funny because Jake Tapper is now late to the party on a lot of the things Alex Thompson has been saying for years. So now Jake Tapper is sitting there because he's the star. He's the household name, but I don't think these guys even like each other.
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