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"Sarah Paulson"

Mon, 13 May 2024

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This week we fly-in the amazing Sarah Paulson, with whom we explore and examine the nooks and crannies of an English Muffin, a shared fear of flying, and how to eat air. So get ready, put on your bee-sized boxing gloves, and join us… for an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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00:05 - 00:31 Jason Bateman

Well, what do I say? I don't know what I say. What do I do? All right, so I'm going to finish my peanut butter, which is probably really annoying to hear me chew a peanut butter sandwich. What might be a little better is... This is my apple juice. Guys, if this episode of Smart List is as delicious as my lunch is right now, you guys are fucking set. Welcome to Smart List. Smart List.

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00:48 - 00:56 Sean Hayes

I have a one 30, uh, pickup and a, uh, two o'clock crew call and two 30 shoot time.

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00:57 - 01:07 Jason Bateman

Um, so Jason's describing his first day of work, which is tomorrow at a fish market at two in the morning is to shoot and, and a real fish market that's smelly and stinky.

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01:07 - 01:34 Sean Hayes

And yeah, the hours of operation is two to 6 AM. So that's when we have to be there. And, um, You know, there was a time in my life when I enjoyed those hours of the day. Sure. But I don't anymore. So my first day is going to be, I'm going to try to be warm. I'm going to try to be welcoming. It's going to be rough. That's two in the morning is rough. Yeah, I don't know.

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00:00 - 00:00 Sean Hayes

I guess I'm going to go to sleep at 6 or something, try to sleep for a little bit. Or should I just stay up? Should I just go get a big fat bag of white and stay up all night, Will?

00:00 - 00:00 Will Arnett

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Should I just start counting days again? No, let's just pump the brakes on that.

00:00 - 00:00 Jason Bateman

Okay. So I said to Jay, he was thinking of opening the first day gifts or whatever, you know, start gifts. And last night, I was with Will, Jason, and I said to Amanda, I said, the cookie thing, there's like a new place in New York that makes pie cookies.

00:00 - 00:00 Sean Hayes

Can you believe Sean knows about that?

00:00 - 00:00 Jason Bateman

And they also make croissants stuffed with cookie dough. It's amazing. Jesus Christ.

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