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"RE-RELEASE: Selena Gomez"

Thu, 9 Jan 2025

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Gather ‘round listener, it’s Selena Gomez! We talk Craigslist, a hot Barney, and blissful ignorance. Practice your mirror-face; it’s an all-new SmartLess.This episode was originally released on 1/8/2024. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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00:06 - 00:16 Jason Bateman

Hey, Will. Hello there. Hey, Sean. Will, you got some real sweaty pits today. Are you concerned about anything or are you just nervous?

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00:16 - 00:30 Will Arnett

I am nervous. I just took a lie detector. Oh, wow. And what was the result? I'm a liar. Anyway, this episode is going to be great. Yeah, we're going to work out some truth. Yeah, it's an all-new Smart List. Smart.

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00:48 - 00:54 Jason Bateman

Hot mic, hot mics, hot mics. Hi, hot mics. Hey, hi, hot mics.

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00:55 - 01:00 Will Arnett

Send us pics of all your hot mics. Post them on our page.

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00:00 - 00:00 Sean Hayes

We'd love to take a look at all your hot mics. He's so tired, he's still got it. So tired, still got it.

00:00 - 00:00 Jason Bateman

Sean, you had a hot bob once, didn't you? I had a hot toddy, hot bob, and a hot mic. You ever had a hot bob haircut? Yeah, you did on the, whatchamacallit, Stooges film. I had that shelf haircut in the 80s where you cut it short in the back. Did you really?

00:00 - 00:00 Sean Hayes

Yeah. That sounds very Depeche Mode.

00:00 - 00:00 Will Arnett

It's total, it's TDM, total Depeche Mode. I had like kind of long and then it's short in the back.

00:00 - 00:00 Jason Bateman

Ew, you had it like covering one of your eyes? Yeah, just kind of like coming, you know. Archie's kind of got that, right? Your oldest son there, listener. He's got a little bit of a, what's that? Kind of looking through his hair.

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