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We were just talking about Shawshank and I was going to say to Will, Jay before he came on, that my philosophy in life is kind of... Oh, this is good. Hang on. No, this is good. This is good. You'll like it.
Everybody pull over and get out the pen. By the way, this is Shawshank Redemption, I think.
Shawshank Redemption.
For Tracy.
So the end of the movie... So the whole movie, Morgan Freeman is talking about like... You know, he goes in front of the, what is it called, the panel or whatever, the people who kind of, the board. Parole board. Yeah, and he's the parole board. And he's like, he tells them what they think they want to hear. He's like, no, I've been, you know, reformed. I'm good. I've learned my lesson.
And they always deny his parole. And then at the end of the movie, he finally just is like, you know what, fuck it. This is who I am. You people are crazy. I didn't learn anything, blah, blah. And then that's when he gets released. That's it. That's my philosophy for life.
And that's what full release comes from honesty. Well, two ways.
Sorry. So everybody go ahead and put your car back in drive and toss that paper either out the window, if you still have an ashtray in the car, use that. Because we really didn't get an end to it.
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