"Jon Bon Jovi"
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Okay. I am really excited. About? I've got some great news. About? Well, it's about... Are you pregnant? It's about today. Oh. What's happening today? We are... Well, fuck. You're going to find out. It's an all-new Smart List. Smart.
That was you guys. Hi. We just had a little connection problem with Will. It sounded like you were Hal from 2001. Yeah. I'm glad you got it all worked out. I know. Me too. Was there a ghost in the machine? I guess so.
Right?
Wasn't that a band? That was an album the police did. It was by the police. Very good album. By the way, the police. Yeah. You know, I used to listen to them all the time, and we don't hear about them in, you know... Well, because Sting went off on his own. I know, but it's just a good memory.
When he went on his own, is it accurate to say that he defunded the police? Wow.
I don't know. It's early.
It's early. It's really early. It's early. What am I going to do?
They're not all going to be home runs, JB. Jason, so did we miss you on Sunday because you just weren't feeling it? Or were you out of town?
No, I was flying back to work. I left at noon.
Oh, that's right.
That's not a man to say. Apropos of nothing, Shawnee, I was sent a picture from... Someone, you and Eric Idle in a picture together, it looked like it might have been a bowling alley. That was a roller rink. Okay, so I was close. That was just yesterday. Pretty close. And that was just sort of just like a date you guys had, like maybe meet me at the roller skating rink. Tell me what you look like so I can recognize you.
First of all, that's crazy. I wonder who sent you that. Was it Kevin Nealon? Eric, Idol, and I share an attorney, the great Tom Hoverman. Okay, great. Yeah, no, it was Kevin Nealon's wife, Susan Yagley, who's a very funny actress person. She decided to have her birthday party at a roller derby, like a roller, what is that called?
It's a roller skating rink.
Roller skating rink, yeah. And so I was too nervous.
Have you been drinking this morning? You feel like you've been.
No, it's too early. He's got a latte going. Have you been eating? No, not at all. You haven't eaten anything yet? And so Scotty, I was really nervous. No, I haven't eaten anything. So Scotty, I was really nervous. Scotty's frying up some donut holes. But they did have like pizza and cake and I had all that. And popcorn.
I described Sean the other day as junk food curious.
Hey, were there any terrible accidents there at the roller skating rink?
Yeah, because you really, really hurt your tailbone. Do you have any good roller skate rink accident stories? Can't wait to ask the guest.
Yes. So Scotty, so I didn't want to put him on because I'm on blood thinners. I'm almost done with my blood thinners because of my AFib, right? Hang on.
What does a roller skating accident have to do with blood thinners? Because if you hit your head or something, you could bleed out and die. Way to think about the worst case scenario.
So anyway, so the first 30 seconds, my friend Kevin, who you both met, Kevin and Kerry. Sure. Kevin, bam, mashed his head on the fucking wood floor, wiped out immediately. And so I ran over to him. I was like, are you all right? He's like, yeah, no. I go, are you seeing stars? And he's like... No.
No, but when do they get here?
That's a bummer if he looked at you and he says he's not seeing any stars. I mean, that's got a... That's insult to his injury, you know? God, Will, you really are glad you rebooted.
Yeah, somebody slept really well. Yeah, I did sleep well. Anyway, roller derby, but good idea for a birthday party, right? No.
Sounds like not a good idea.
It's up there with an ice skating rink.
You've just described why it's not a good idea.
No, Kevin's totally fine. Oh, good. Is he? But I walked, because I didn't want to put the skates on, so Scotty had skates on, and I walked with him around the thing while he skated. And that's so dumb. A little bit.
It's kind of on brand. You know, now they've got at these rinks, you know, like an old man, old woman walker that can help you ice skate or roller skate. They didn't have that in my day. Yes, I see that. The kids had that. Yeah. Yeah.
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