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"Jon Bon Jovi"

Mon, 22 Apr 2024

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This week we host Mr. John Francis Bongiovi Jr, also occasionally known as Jon Bon Jovi. The chicken or the egg, a Golden Grahams commercial, and finding joy for the first time in a decade. And so, our dear listener: strum the tennis racket and think you can sing… on an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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6.269 - 25.252 Will Arnett

Okay. I am really excited. About? I've got some great news. About? Well, it's about... Are you pregnant? It's about today. Oh. What's happening today? We are... Well, fuck. You're going to find out. It's an all-new Smart List. Smart.

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42.588 - 58.174 Jason Bateman

That was you guys. Hi. We just had a little connection problem with Will. It sounded like you were Hal from 2001. Yeah. I'm glad you got it all worked out. I know. Me too. Was there a ghost in the machine? I guess so.

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58.654 - 58.834 Will Arnett

Right?

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58.874 - 79.563 Jason Bateman

Wasn't that a band? That was an album the police did. It was by the police. Very good album. By the way, the police. Yeah. You know, I used to listen to them all the time, and we don't hear about them in, you know... Well, because Sting went off on his own. I know, but it's just a good memory.

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79.583 - 84.785 Will Arnett

When he went on his own, is it accurate to say that he defunded the police? Wow.

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85.966 - 86.846 Jason Bateman

I don't know. It's early.

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86.866 - 89.847 Will Arnett

It's early. It's really early. It's early. What am I going to do?

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89.867 - 97.089 Sean Hayes

They're not all going to be home runs, JB. Jason, so did we miss you on Sunday because you just weren't feeling it? Or were you out of town?

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97.509 - 101.89 Jason Bateman

No, I was flying back to work. I left at noon.

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101.91 - 102.51 Sean Hayes

Oh, that's right.

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102.65 - 127.48 Jason Bateman

That's not a man to say. Apropos of nothing, Shawnee, I was sent a picture from... Someone, you and Eric Idle in a picture together, it looked like it might have been a bowling alley. That was a roller rink. Okay, so I was close. That was just yesterday. Pretty close. And that was just sort of just like a date you guys had, like maybe meet me at the roller skating rink.

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128.06 - 130.303 Jason Bateman

Tell me what you look like so I can recognize you.

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130.623 - 151.897 Sean Hayes

First of all, that's crazy. I wonder who sent you that. Was it Kevin Nealon? Eric, Idol, and I share an attorney, the great Tom Hoverman. Okay, great. Yeah, no, it was Kevin Nealon's wife, Susan Yagley, who's a very funny actress person. She decided to have her birthday party at a roller derby, like a roller, what is that called?

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152.197 - 153.078 Jason Bateman

It's a roller skating rink.

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153.098 - 157.24 Sean Hayes

Roller skating rink, yeah. And so I was too nervous.

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157.26 - 159.802 Will Arnett

Have you been drinking this morning? You feel like you've been.

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159.822 - 179.062 Sean Hayes

No, it's too early. He's got a latte going. Have you been eating? No, not at all. You haven't eaten anything yet? And so Scotty, I was really nervous. No, I haven't eaten anything. So Scotty, I was really nervous. Scotty's frying up some donut holes. But they did have like pizza and cake and I had all that. And popcorn.

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179.142 - 181.423 Will Arnett

I described Sean the other day as junk food curious.

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183.364 - 186.765 Jason Bateman

Hey, were there any terrible accidents there at the roller skating rink?

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186.965 - 194.268 Will Arnett

Yeah, because you really, really hurt your tailbone. Do you have any good roller skate rink accident stories? Can't wait to ask the guest.

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194.468 - 201.291 Sean Hayes

Yes. So Scotty, so I didn't want to put him on because I'm on blood thinners. I'm almost done with my blood thinners because of my AFib, right? Hang on.

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202.812 - 212.248 Jason Bateman

What does a roller skating accident have to do with blood thinners? Because if you hit your head or something, you could bleed out and die. Way to think about the worst case scenario.

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213.709 - 234.888 Sean Hayes

So anyway, so the first 30 seconds, my friend Kevin, who you both met, Kevin and Kerry. Sure. Kevin, bam, mashed his head on the fucking wood floor, wiped out immediately. And so I ran over to him. I was like, are you all right? He's like, yeah, no. I go, are you seeing stars? And he's like... No.

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235.389 - 237.07 Jason Bateman

No, but when do they get here?

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237.09 - 249.216 Will Arnett

That's a bummer if he looked at you and he says he's not seeing any stars. I mean, that's got a... That's insult to his injury, you know? God, Will, you really are glad you rebooted.

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249.236 - 257.72 Sean Hayes

Yeah, somebody slept really well. Yeah, I did sleep well. Anyway, roller derby, but good idea for a birthday party, right? No.

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258.1 - 259.241 Will Arnett

Sounds like not a good idea.

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259.261 - 260.301 Sean Hayes

It's up there with an ice skating rink.

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260.321 - 261.882 Will Arnett

You've just described why it's not a good idea.

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262.102 - 274.968 Sean Hayes

No, Kevin's totally fine. Oh, good. Is he? But I walked, because I didn't want to put the skates on, so Scotty had skates on, and I walked with him around the thing while he skated. And that's so dumb. A little bit.

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275.048 - 287.615 Jason Bateman

It's kind of on brand. You know, now they've got at these rinks, you know, like an old man, old woman walker that can help you ice skate or roller skate. They didn't have that in my day. Yes, I see that. The kids had that. Yeah. Yeah.

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287.975 - 296.829 Sean Hayes

Yeah. But so Eric Idle was there. I never met Eric Idle from Monty Python. I was like, oh, my God. What a genius. Yeah, incredible. Really nice guy.

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297.51 - 302.552 Will Arnett

Did he ask for like a drink from you or was he like, hey, can I get a Diet Coke?

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302.713 - 310.537 Jason Bateman

Bring my car up, boy. He was really nice. Whose guest is it today? It's my guest. And how do you feel about your choice today, Will?

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310.737 - 323.149 Will Arnett

I feel really, really good. Really? Yeah, you know why? You know what I like? I like international superstars. Oh, my God. A lot. This is a legit... Are we going to see stars?

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323.189 - 324.309 Sean Hayes

Are we going to see stars?

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324.349 - 348.86 Will Arnett

You're going to see a major international superstar, and I'm embarrassing him, but it's so true. But on top of it, or sort of not on top of it, beneath it, he's a really, really, really great guy that I've had the good fortune of spending a little bit of time with over the years. Super, super good dude. And then you forget that he sold... A gajillion records. That's a lot.

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348.88 - 374.922 Will Arnett

I mean, a gajillion records over the years. As a member of a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame band, and then as an equally impressive solo career, he's in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, he has written multiple massive hits, and he's an actor, and he's an incredible philanthropist. And he's got a new docu-series about his story. I think it's called Thank You, Good Night.

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376.884 - 389.359 Will Arnett

Yeah, guys, once I start getting, if I start saying specific things, you're just going to guess it. So I'm just going to say, guys, please allow me to introduce you to the one, the only, the phenomenal, Mr. Jon Bon Jovi.

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391.5 - 398.565 Jason Bateman

Oh, it's triple A list. Look, I mean, it is triple. No one sings higher. Yeah.

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398.885 - 402.787 Sean Hayes

Or better. Or better. Or better. Oh, my gosh.

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402.847 - 415.536 Will Arnett

Good morning. This is so cool. I saw John like six months ago or something last summer, and I was like, would you ever consider doing our podcast? And he said yes, and it took a minute to organize. He's a very busy man, and I'm so happy you're here. John, good to see you, man.

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415.916 - 428.44 Jon Bon Jovi

I'm so happy to be here. I'm a huge fan. I listen all the time, and I watch the entire series that you guys did on the road. Oh, my God. Crazy documentary. In the dead of winter. Yes, it was great. It was great.

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428.74 - 441.144 Jason Bateman

Now, listener, we have Jon Bon Jovi from the White House. You look like you're in the kind of place I would love to live. You're doing well, clearly, right?

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441.184 - 448.345 Jon Bon Jovi

This is a nice... I see a lot of house envy just in the pre-roll when you were talking about Sean's house.

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448.445 - 460.388 Jason Bateman

Well, look at me. I'm doing a hostage video here. I need to up my situation. But no, and I see a Patriots jersey. Are you a Patriots fan? Oh, yeah, look it. I see the background in my office.

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460.428 - 463.949 Jon Bon Jovi

Yes, yes, I'm a huge Patriots fan. That is Bill Belichick's hoodie.

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464.85 - 468.532 Jason Bateman

Now, oh, my God, they write the short-sleeved. Why did he wear a short-sleeved hoodie?

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468.872 - 470.493 Jon Bon Jovi

Fashion statement, right? Yeah.

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470.553 - 479.319 Will Arnett

Fashion. Well, no, also, he might run hot. Like, he wants the thing, but he also runs a little bit hot. My question is, who cuts them? Do you know, John, who cuts them?

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487.844 - 496.415 Jason Bateman

And just has an odd, he's got sweaty forearms. And I've never met anyone with that. Maybe Thoreau came over and gave him the snip. It might be.

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496.796 - 504.906 Will Arnett

He's giving Justin Thoreau a run for his money. Well, listen, I think if you're winning that many championships, you know, you're doing something right. And he doesn't want to mess with whatever system he's got going.

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505.847 - 509.129 Sean Hayes

Why do you have director's chairs there? Just to hang out in?

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509.53 - 519.197 Jon Bon Jovi

Because I'm a groupie. And when I did my little movie career, I actually stole the entire chair, not the back. You guys that make real movies, I took the whole chair.

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519.217 - 539.659 Will Arnett

You took the whole chair. Well, you've made a bunch of movies. I want to get into that in a minute. You've done a lot, actually quite a surprising amount of acting. Yeah, it's a fascinating career. Yeah, I think that... But you started as a singer, as a musician, and I kind of want to talk about what was that... I want to know how you know you could sing.

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539.819 - 548.086 Will Arnett

Well, yeah, like, what was that first thing? Growing up in New Jersey, what was that early music scene, and how did you plug into it? You know, how do you get started? Yeah.

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549.887 - 575.379 Jon Bon Jovi

What do you do? Any kid that's all of our ages thinks of three things when they're 13. You want to be a baseball player or a rock and roll star or an astronaut, you know? So you strum the tennis racket and you think you can sing. When you're playing in the garages in the school dance with your first band, the The benefit of that for me was that the drinking age in New Jersey was 18.

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576.519 - 596.005 Jon Bon Jovi

So at 16, I could be playing in a bar and I loved it so much that I didn't have the, and I didn't have the responsibilities of a career path. You had a job, a higher education thought, you know, it was like music, music, music. I like music. And because my parents were somewhat supportive of,

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596.525 - 613.192 Jon Bon Jovi

Their attitude was, if you're going to be in a bar at 1 or 2 in the morning, at least we know where you are. And they saw that I was, you know, really, really wanting to pursue that career path. And then I was also blessed because, you know, I wrote Runaway when I was 20. So I got a record deal at 21.

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613.432 - 616.273 Will Arnett

Yeah, that was your first hit in...

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618.495 - 629.202 Jon Bon Jovi

1983, I put that out independently without the band and then got a record deal. And it's been the same record deal for 40 years. Wow, that's great.

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629.282 - 647.354 Jason Bateman

So you started singing so young. Was singing uncool at that age? Because when I was a little kid, I always just thought singing was not cool because I was so young. What was it like at your age when you did it?

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648.277 - 665.892 Jon Bon Jovi

all the centerfolds of Circus Magazine was pretty cool. In the late 70s, it was Led Zeppelin and Aerosmith and Queen and Leonard Skinner and Springsteen and all the, and then remember that Bruce Springsteen and Southside Johnny were from 25 miles south of my house.

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666.432 - 688.93 Jon Bon Jovi

So chances are with 10 Asbury Jukes and seven members of the E Street Band, by playing in those bars, you're going to see real live rock stars. And when you're 16, that's like seeing Santa Claus. So all of these things were incredibly inspirational. And being a lead singer in a rock band, Jason, sir, is pretty fucking good.

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689.291 - 694.555 Jason Bateman

I was going to say more about ballads probably in my head as opposed to a rock and roll stage.

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694.575 - 698.218 Jon Bon Jovi

No, the ballads work. The ballads work. They work too, right? Are you kidding?

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698.358 - 700.58 Will Arnett

Of course the ballads work. Are you kidding?

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700.7 - 719.686 Sean Hayes

Crazy JB, think it through, dude. But John, are you... But here's what blows my mind about your voice. I always comment about how, like, your pipes are just incredible. The fact that... Whoa! I mean, that's like way, way, way, way up there. And not a lot of people can do that.

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719.786 - 734.69 Sean Hayes

And where do you find at such a young age, because people are already trepidatious about opening their mouth and am I going to be able to sing? And you're just wailing. Like, where does that confidence come from? Like to really go for those notes at such a young age and write those songs that are massive.

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735.569 - 764.751 Jon Bon Jovi

Naivete. I was too stupid to know any better. I didn't even study. Really? You just got in front of a mic and yelped until it made sense. Yeah. You know, I regret. That's a high C, Sean. The high note is a fucking C. It's crazy. It's like a soprano. It's not good. You know, I'm going to be 62 Saturday. I'm 62 years old. Happy birthday. Hitting a high C. Can you do it?

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765.908 - 768.97 Jon Bon Jovi

I can hit a – I can squeak out a C, yeah.

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768.99 - 773.533 Jason Bateman

Right. So does it start to leave just like, you know, Tom Brady ain't throwing anymore?

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773.553 - 785.561 Jon Bon Jovi

Yeah, the big thing about this huge documentary that we just did, the parallel story, and Sean, you relate to this. I underwent a massive surgery for the first time in my life. For your vocal cords?

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785.981 - 786.341 Sean Hayes

Oh, wow.

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786.361 - 794.807 Jon Bon Jovi

Oh, I didn't know that. That's scary. Yeah, that's what I'm going through right now, and hence this – But not your typical nodule.

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794.827 - 795.528 Sean Hayes

Yeah.

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795.708 - 819.53 Jon Bon Jovi

Because I really have studied singing for a lot of years. You have. But I had what's called now a medialization, if you're at all familiar with that. One chord was atrophying, while the strong one was pushing the weak one around, and I wasn't singing well. And I couldn't understand it. And this is on the last two... years since the surgery.

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820.13 - 828.641 Jon Bon Jovi

And they put a plastic implant outside the cords to strengthen them. So I'm still in the rehab stage and it's disheartening.

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829.102 - 836.512 Will Arnett

John, when you first, what was that like when you first noticed that? When you had that, do you remember having that first thing of like, shit, I'm not, yeah? Yeah.

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837.938 - 859.317 Jon Bon Jovi

And what you would do is compensate. You know, you're like, well, that didn't work today, so let me do it this way. Let me do it this way. And finally, you're standing on your head trying to hit a note. And you would compensate to a point where... It just wasn't very good anymore. And other things start getting out of whack. Way out of whack.

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859.637 - 861.979 Sean Hayes

How are you feeling now? How is it going?

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862.7 - 887.644 Jon Bon Jovi

I'm 20 months post-surgery. I would say I'm 90% there. And you still got to get the ghosts out of the machine, as you guys are saying. The ones in your head. Yeah, for sure. The ones that are saying, now that you're over... Back to, let's just say you don't have to compensate anymore. Your mind still has to remind your body that it's fixed. You don't have to compensate anymore. Right, right.

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887.704 - 903.355 Jason Bateman

What about the absolute panic and horror of going under the knife? And when I wake up, I hope that, A, I can speak, and in a perfect world, I can still sing. I'm sure your research on doctors must have been intense.

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903.675 - 907.879 Will Arnett

Yeah, and this is what I do, right? I'm a singer.

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907.899 - 932.338 Jon Bon Jovi

Yeah. The doctor, I knew the doctor that did Julie Andrews. So we all, you and I both know that story and you went to him too. And so did I for a lot of years. And then, but the guy that I found in Philadelphia, the greatest thing he said after I exhausted everything, every bit of what I call voodoo, every Eastern medicine, every laser, every dietary, singing lessons, everything I possibly could.

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933.119 - 953.008 Jon Bon Jovi

And I did 15 shows and it just was not working. And I went to see him and I said, I can give you 100% of 80%. And he says, isn't that good enough? And I said, no, I'm going to quit. He says, now we can talk about this surgery. And he says, and I guarantee you nothing. He says, but if you work hard, this will give you your best shot.

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953.508 - 960.913 Jon Bon Jovi

So I've been diligent in my recovery and hoping that, you know, everything's going to be all right. But I don't know.

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961.293 - 964.575 Jason Bateman

Are you bullish on being able to get out there and tour again?

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966.198 - 972.003 Jon Bon Jovi

I'm hoping to be. I'm being bluntly honest. You know, if I'm not great, I'm not going.

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973.824 - 996.003 Jason Bateman

But hang on. I mean, like, there are plenty of musicians and bands that I would easily pay top dollar to go see. But even if they can't make the song sound like it did when they recorded it fucking 30 years ago, I still want to see them doing it and just move the mic away from their mouth a little bit when they reach for that high C. Like... John's like, no.

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996.043 - 1005.411 Jason Bateman

But you're providing more than, you know, incredible singing. We want to see you, John. Watch YouTube. I'm not interested.

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1007.133 - 1008.254 Jon Bon Jovi

Not interested.

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1008.993 - 1015.957 Jason Bateman

Well, what about your bandmates? Are they understanding of that position or are they saying, fucking come on?

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1016.498 - 1040.031 Jon Bon Jovi

No, you know, we are actively rehearsing. We did a couple of days this week. Everybody was here in New Jersey just running it hard for a couple of days. And measuring the progress. Oh, that's great. Because I have this great new record. I feel optimistic about the record. I love the film. A guy named Deepak, Gotham show, Deepak's son directed it.

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1040.612 - 1052.321 Jon Bon Jovi

It was a two-year, four-part docuseries that will air on Hulu. But I'm very happy with it because it's on the band. Yeah. That's so great. It's our 40th anniversary right now.

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1052.701 - 1067.601 Will Arnett

I can't wait to see that. That's so mind-blowing. 40 years. I feel like I became really... Well, like a lot of people, really well aware of you guys with the massive... First of all, your massive hit, Living on a Prayer, which... Well, there's tons of them.

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1067.741 - 1070.244 Jason Bateman

I mean, there's tons of them, but that was the... Of course.

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1070.264 - 1082.602 Will Arnett

But that's sort of like, for me, that was the first one that really, I was like, holy shit. And that, you guys kind of, do you remember the first time playing that when it was a hit and playing it in front of an audience and everybody going like, fuck?

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1083.711 - 1104.384 Jon Bon Jovi

Maybe not the first time, but what was interesting about that song is we really didn't know what we had because it was so different. It didn't sound like anything on the radio. And, you know, it had a Motown kind of a baseline. It had the boy-girl story that is almost Shakespearean at the end of the day, you know. And it's so...

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1106.562 - 1121.334 Jon Bon Jovi

You Give Love a Bad Name was the first single on that record, and it was a number one song, and that was pretty evident and obvious that it would be. But when we put out Living on a Prayer, I thought, yeah, it should be second, because who knows what it's going to do. And then, of course, you know, it's one of the biggest pop songs of all time.

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1123.757 - 1124.637 Sean Hayes

We'll be right back.

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1129.141 - 1130.042 Jason Bateman

And now, back to the show.

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1131.889 - 1159.142 Sean Hayes

Can I tell you something about You Give Love a Bad Name? I guess. My first dog was named Buzzy. And when I was potty training him, he would go outside and he would poop on the lawn. So I changed the words from what they are to, there's poop on the lawn and you're to blame, Buzzy. You give dogs a bad name.

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1161.698 - 1163.899 Jon Bon Jovi

I love that. Thank you, Sean. You're welcome.

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1164.62 - 1175.901 Jason Bateman

This is the family member that you just stop inviting, you know? No, we're not having Thanksgiving this year, Sean. Sorry.

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1175.941 - 1182.443 Sean Hayes

But wait, I have other stories.

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1182.483 - 1195.966 Jon Bon Jovi

Sean, tell me more about your music career because I didn't get the chance, but Dorothea saw the play. My wife saw the play and was talking so incredibly about not only your playing, but your singing as well. How did you keep it eight days a week?

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1196.247 - 1202.829 Sean Hayes

Well, that's so nice. It was just a play. I didn't sing, but I played. Oh, you didn't have to sing? No, I'll never do that again.

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1202.889 - 1213.354 Jason Bateman

But his voice, she was probably talking about, he did a whole different voice for this character. I remember Will and I kind of, Will, did we look at each other? When he came out, I think we've told this story.

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1213.374 - 1214.234 Will Arnett

It was such a big swing.

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1214.434 - 1218.356 Jason Bateman

A big swing. We looked at each other like, oh boy, here we fucking go.

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1218.376 - 1224.579 Will Arnett

Because it's one of those moments, John, where you're like, it's either going to be great or it's going to be terrible.

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1224.739 - 1237.106 Jason Bateman

What are we going to say to him backstage? And like 30 seconds past that point, it's like, Oh, no, we're in good hands. He's pulling this off. And it was a big, it was a different voice, a whole gate and everything. Anyway, go ahead.

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1237.306 - 1246.211 Sean Hayes

I said to Jason when I saw him right after the show, I said, can I guess your thought bubble when I first came out? He said, yeah. And it was just, uh-oh.

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1251.214 - 1254.797 Will Arnett

Wait, John, did you ever do Broadway? No. God, you were great.

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1255.498 - 1278.497 Jon Bon Jovi

The stage to me is the stage. Yeah, of course. I didn't need that even in the learning experience. For me, when I went in to try to learn to act and I studied for a couple years before I ever even went for an audition, it was the opportunity to grow in the arts. It was just a different avenue in the arts that I could bring that back then to the fold.

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1279.117 - 1294.254 Jon Bon Jovi

Different material to write about, different humility, standing on the audition line, you know, being turned down before you even walked into the room. And all of that humility that I brought back while I was learning about the craft was... was incredibly formative.

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1294.294 - 1313.531 Jason Bateman

What was your feeling about that as you were starting to learn about acting and quote-unquote study it? Because I'm always sort of a little pessimistic about if it's something we can learn to do. I think it's all something we all know how to do. It's just freeing yourself up. But did you think it was like, oh, this is a real craft, a real art form that I'm enjoying? Or were you like...

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1314.352 - 1323.78 Jason Bateman

Oh, this is just learning how to be full of shit. I mean, both are valid, both are true, but there's just different perspectives on what it is and where did it find itself on you?

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1324.594 - 1341.461 Jon Bon Jovi

I just have too much respect for y'all. And I immensely respect the craft that I wouldn't dare think that even Pacino or De Niro, if I put a microphone in their face and said, sing me a song, that they'd be any good at it. I think in order to be good at it, you should learn how to do it.

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1342.161 - 1352.366 Jon Bon Jovi

And so I studied for two years privately, not in classes, but privately until I was confident enough to even try to get an audition. I had too much respect for it.

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1352.886 - 1362.675 Sean Hayes

And what was the one thing that made you feel like you wanted to take on that challenge of expanding your creative juices from music to acting?

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1362.755 - 1382.944 Jon Bon Jovi

I had had five records by that point, and Slippery was our third. That was a monster. New Jersey was a monster. Then I wrote the soundtrack to the Young Guns record, and I win all the awards with that. So there was this kind of... stupid ego moment in the band's history where you're like, you think you're too smart.

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1384.345 - 1406.109 Jon Bon Jovi

The incredible thing about starting over with something in the arts that you know nothing about, but you've had so many other life experiences. It brings you a great humility. And so that when you take that back to music, it was... It was an opportunity for me to share that with the guys and for them to then learn from that. And it humbled all of us to go.

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1406.449 - 1428.062 Jon Bon Jovi

I think that's a big reason why when we went into the 90s and the grunge movement happened, we didn't even slow down. We still had hits. We still kept going. We had more international growth than ever. And all of that was, I think, a direct result of my sitting in that basement apartment in Manhattan with Harold Guskin for years you know, getting yelled at.

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1428.403 - 1452.113 Jon Bon Jovi

And so I really, really loved the process of acting. The bitch was whenever, and you guys know this well, I would go in and they'd say, anytime you get a spark in this town, you take off for a year and go on the road. We don't think you're serious about it. I said, I'm fucking serious about it, but you pay me two cents and I'm six on the call sheet. Right. What am I going to do here?

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1452.133 - 1455.918 Jon Bon Jovi

There's a stadium waiting in, you know, wherever. Right, right, right, right.

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1455.938 - 1458.701 Will Arnett

What was that first film that I remember you did?

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1458.761 - 1467.252 Jon Bon Jovi

Moonlight and Valentino was a girly movie I did. Moonlight and Valentino, yes. Yeah, Gwyneth and Whoopi and Kathleen Turner and Liz Perkins.

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1467.532 - 1485.352 Will Arnett

So do you remember the, so let's talk about that. So you, I mean, you talk about it, but like you're a massive international superstar, rock star, and then you go on the set of this movie and it's a new thing that you've just been sort of learning about. that first day on set, that first take.

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1485.592 - 1506.609 Jon Bon Jovi

Oh, yeah. So I say, I'll never forget it. The director was a guy named David Onspot who had done Hoosiers and Rudy. And so he was a guy's guy writing those kind of movies. He's got four ladies as his stars. I'm the cute, you know, house painter. We're doing take two, take three, take four. After the girls are giving him like one take a piece and walking off the set.

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1507.15 - 1520.48 Jon Bon Jovi

And he's going, take two, take three. And I walked over to him. I said, David, I'm sorry. We have to do so many takes. I'll pay for the film. This is how we make movies. I'll pay for the film.

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1520.9 - 1537.49 Jason Bateman

That's so sweet. It must have been nerve-wracking, though. Yeah, I'll bet it was nerve-wracking. But did you find some sort of encouragement and inspiration that you weren't the first of, like, Sting and David Bowie? They did some great performances.

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1537.53 - 1567.257 Jon Bon Jovi

Was that inspirational for you? No, because they'd all, by definition... weren't successful. You may look back and think that those movies were cool, but we were, as musicians, told you do either or. Bowie and Madonna and whatever were, no, there's musicians that want to act. They're not allowed to freely do both the way Sinatra could.

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1567.657 - 1573.44 Jason Bateman

But what were your expectations? You weren't possibly looking to match your level of success with acting that you had.

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1573.5 - 1590.852 Jon Bon Jovi

It wasn't based on success. It was based on opportunity. So that the opportunities just kept going down and down and down. And then suddenly you're making like an indie to an indie. And I'm sitting on the curb outside of CAA like with a tear in my eye. So what have I done?

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1591.112 - 1611.331 Will Arnett

But did you find that... I mentioned that you're in the Songwriters Hall of Fame. You're such a great songwriter and lyricist and music and everything. Did you find when you were acting throughout the years that... Did you find that sort of common thing as an artist, as you're doing it, sort of the beats of it?

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1611.791 - 1617.432 Will Arnett

Was there a commonality between being a performer, being a singer, songwriter, and being an actor?

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1617.472 - 1634.484 Jon Bon Jovi

What was that kind of... I think there are commonalities, but again, I think the biggest thing to me was that finding something else in the arts that gave me an opportunity to grow. It wasn't like I went from singing to building cars. One has nothing at all to do with the other. This is another way to emote. This is another way to tell a story.

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1634.904 - 1646.534 Jon Bon Jovi

This is more information for me to write about because all I had to write about between 21 and 30 was life on the road, to be honest with you. I was nowhere near as seasoned a man as...

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1648.416 - 1672.314 Jon Bon Jovi

bob dylan or woody guthrie you know i was i was writing pop songs in a rock and roll band you know in a very sheltered middle american white suburban life so you're going and learning about i don't know tennessee williams and coming home and writing something and thinking oh you know why did i get to write blaze of glory and and the whole young gun soundtrack when my hands on a script i know how to do that

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1672.994 - 1674.914 Jason Bateman

Does it still hold interest for you?

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1674.954 - 1687.396 Jon Bon Jovi

Where does it sit now for you, the acting? I would have to stop doing music and go back to really working hard on the craft. I have far too much respect for it to think, sure, send me a role. I'm ready to go.

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1688.017 - 1701.939 Jason Bateman

Well, is it sitting there sort of in second position? Second position. As you start to see, like, let's see how the voice does. And if the voice is not to your standards, maybe we can look forward to seeing more acting from you?

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1704.003 - 1706.986 Jon Bon Jovi

I wouldn't say no for sure. I would just make sure I did it right.

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1707.507 - 1711.831 Jason Bateman

Yeah. What about producing music or producing other artists?

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1711.851 - 1718.417 Jon Bon Jovi

I did all that early on. I don't need any more egos in the studio. I've got a big enough one myself.

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1718.437 - 1719.638 Will Arnett

Okay, well, Sean, you can log off.

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1722.503 - 1727.505 Sean Hayes

I mean... Hey, did you... Forgive me. Did you see the We Are The World documentary?

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1727.545 - 1727.866 Jon Bon Jovi

Yes.

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1728.146 - 1733.888 Sean Hayes

Yeah. Yes. Wasn't that... Yeah. Incredible. I want to see that. All those people coming together. Wow.

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1734.429 - 1747.215 Jon Bon Jovi

I'd never even thought about that they were there through the night. Yeah, I know. And it's six in the morning. They're waiting for their solo line. And like, you know, Bruce and Cyndi Lauper are just cockeyed still just being good sports about it.

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1747.515 - 1750.096 Sean Hayes

I mean, you were missed in that. I was like...

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1750.876 - 1756.02 Jon Bon Jovi

I was just a little too young. I had two albums out by that point. I wasn't big enough.

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1756.64 - 1757.02 Sean Hayes

Oh, all right.

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1757.04 - 1757.761 Jon Bon Jovi

I wasn't big enough yet.

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1757.981 - 1772.53 Sean Hayes

But go back to the performing like in big arenas and shows and stuff and fans and dealing with fans and stuff like that. Is there any kind of was there any kind of moment? Have you ever had like any kind of crazy happening on stage with a fan that was just completely through the show?

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1773.951 - 1780.156 Jon Bon Jovi

Sure. I mean, all the cliche, you know, stuff. People screaming and... That kind of stuff is... Rushing the stage.

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1780.236 - 1781.918 Will Arnett

Girls throw you their underwear.

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1781.938 - 1797.135 Jon Bon Jovi

I mean, you're... Everybody got to be... That's not even original because, you know what I mean? It's sort of... Every kid got to be... Justin Bieber to Justin Timberlake all the way back to Elvis, you know, it just, it's, I would, Harry Styles, you know, all that. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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1797.155 - 1821.116 Jason Bateman

And how do you or any of those people you just mentioned avoid the intoxication and complete transitioning into... well, I'm God, and it's never going to be anything different, and you end up buying the ego that you, in retrospect, should have been renting. But how do you avoid that big pitfall of it's never going to be any less than this?

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1821.156 - 1831.221 Jason Bateman

Because you're in a 360 of idolization that has got to be impossible to not jump into.

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1831.241 - 1832.061 Will Arnett

Or to make right size.

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1834.062 - 1842.313 Jon Bon Jovi

I don't know. I mean, for me, it was... You seem so balanced. Not being there where y'all are. For me, that was one thing. I bought the house in Malibu.

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1842.333 - 1843.155 Sean Hayes

Staying out of California.

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1843.735 - 1860.719 Jon Bon Jovi

I bought the house on the beach in Malibu. And... my wife and I looked at each other and said, not for me, you know, I, I, but I, cause I knew what the lifestyle was and we, we were caught up in it at a lot of those people, you know, we had a house right on the beach, right. We're all at the height of everybody's craziness.

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1861.5 - 1868.483 Jon Bon Jovi

And that was one of the things that we said, let's go back to New Jersey where there's no Joneses to keep up with. Right. Let's go back to what we know.

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1868.963 - 1890.976 Will Arnett

You mentioned it, John, your wife, Dorothea, who I've also had the great pleasure and honor of spending a little bit of time with and getting to know a little bit, and she's such an awesome person. And I was thinking, like, yeah, you didn't fall into any of those pitfalls. You grew up, and when I say grew up, I mean, like, sir, your 20s, those formative years, you were a massive star.

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1891.756 - 1898.26 Will Arnett

Was that, was you and Dorothea kind of, were you guys in it together? Did that help keep you grounded?

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1898.86 - 1921.035 Jon Bon Jovi

Absolutely. We've been together since high school. Yeah. So for us, that was, yeah, we grew together. Yeah. Yeah. So she's seen the whole ride. And then, you know, she didn't have to buy into something or I didn't have to doubt her commitment to it. And then I could fall in the gutter throughout the course of it. And she could say, OK, I got it. I know why.

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1921.255 - 1927.699 Jon Bon Jovi

And, you know, let's pick it up and go from here. So, yeah, I give her the credit for so much of it. Yeah.

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1927.879 - 1933.021 Will Arnett

How lucky are you that you have that? You had this partner with you. Oh, I know. Right?

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1933.081 - 1940.545 Jason Bateman

Yeah, we're married 35 years already. Bono went through the same thing, right? With his work. It's just incredible.

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1940.865 - 1960.6 Sean Hayes

So, John, we always talk to people who are in the music world about chicken and the egg. Do you write the lyrics? Do you write the music first? Talk about your process. What inspires you to write a certain way as opposed to other? And do you like... Your voice is... lends itself to ballads so much more than the other stuff, and it's all great, but you have such a lyric voice.

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1961.542 - 1988.675 Jon Bon Jovi

Well, thank you. It's come both ways, but for me, I would like to say just a slim majority of it comes from a title first, because for me that dictates the feel of the music. And then, you know, I write the lyric. It's like something that you... You know, Wanted Dead or Alive is, you know, that kind of a feeling of an open D chord. It just calls for that.

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1989.255 - 2004.982 Jon Bon Jovi

And Better Roses would call for something else. You know, that was sort of meant to be written on a piano. Mm-hmm. But the process depends on the situation. We had a record out in the midst of COVID called 2020, and it was a topical record.

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2005.422 - 2028.77 Jon Bon Jovi

So it covered everything from gun control to George Floyd to COVID to an introspective topical record released into a black hole of COVID that I couldn't promote, I couldn't tour. And it's good that I was able to do that. I was very proud of it. This record, post-surgery, and the process, because there's no happy ending yet, is that I'm finding joy for the first time in a decade.

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2029.511 - 2050.014 Jon Bon Jovi

I'm truly finding joy. I haven't had joy in a decade. And that sucked because of the voice. I was honored just recently at this Music Cares event two weeks ago, three weeks ago out in L.A. The Grammys pick one person to celebrate their catalog, and in my case, the philanthropy.

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2050.034 - 2052.596 Jason Bateman

Michael McDonald's involved with that, yeah?

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2052.636 - 2077.828 Jon Bon Jovi

Yeah, and... And I was this year's honoree. And on the Saturday morning after the night, I woke up and I was like, something's weird. And I went, I know what it is. It's the first time in 10 years the only voice in my head was mine. No doubt, no fear, no second thoughts. You know, it's just, I had fun last night.

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2077.868 - 2081.208 Sean Hayes

Would you have, despite the surgery?

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2081.348 - 2083.709 Jon Bon Jovi

I would have beat myself to shit for the last decade.

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2085.009 - 2089.39 Sean Hayes

I would have beat myself. I do it daily anyway, and I don't have anything wrong with that.

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2089.41 - 2095.832 Jon Bon Jovi

I don't like that, Sean. I'm fucking tired of it. Tell me how you stopped doing it. What, beating yourself up? Yeah.

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2096.252 - 2111.642 Will Arnett

But you know what I always say? We were talking about this a while ago, like... If beating yourself up or putting yourself down, if that cured you, then we'd all be fixed, right? It doesn't work. Right. It just doesn't work. Oh, right. You know?

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2112.703 - 2134.415 Sean Hayes

It's hard to... Yeah, it's hard to... you know, stop that voice in your head that you're probably a perfectionist. And so anything less than, you start beating yourself up. I always beat myself up when I leave any social event at all. I'll get in the car, I'll be like, God, was that okay? I said that to that person. Personality hangover, we call it. Personality hangover, yeah.

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2135.055 - 2142.818 Will Arnett

Sean said to me once, I remember, and you said, nobody's harder on me than myself. And I said, give me a shot. Yeah.

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2144.763 - 2153.926 Jason Bateman

That's true. But John, what was bringing on the beating yourself up just that you weren't having access to do your stuff?

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2154.206 - 2179.315 Jon Bon Jovi

You know, like you were just... Yeah, it was like, you know, I was saying that, you know, the only thing that's ever been up my nose is my finger. And now suddenly God's taking away my tools. And I'm like, I'm at my wit's end. And the crazy doctor says, I don't know what it is. But I just gave you all my trust. Right. You don't know what it is. Now I'm aimlessly out there. Right.

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2179.335 - 2185.578 Jon Bon Jovi

Take more drugs for it. Take another shot for it. Right. Sean can relate, right? And I'm going down this.

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2185.618 - 2207.908 Sean Hayes

I mean, when I did, not the recent Broadway show, but I did another musical once. What was it called? Promises, Promises. Oh. Anyway, thanks. And I was on prednisone for a year. Yep. Just because it's always inflamed, always inflamed. It's no life. It's no life. And it gets you puffy. And it gets you a little puffy.

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2207.948 - 2213.353 Will Arnett

Oh, there's Jason. There he is. I thought your mic was not working for a second.

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2216.656 - 2250.576 Jason Bateman

And we will be right back. And now back to the show. John, the frustration of not being able to, you know, perform and go out there and do, you know, throw your fastball was probably at the same time that you were probably more loaded with quality ideas and inspiration for stuff to write. Just because I just find the older we get, the smarter we get, the better we are at everything. And so...

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2251.716 - 2258.479 Jason Bateman

are you now sort of approaching a possible where they match? I'm hoping.

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2258.499 - 2278.607 Jon Bon Jovi

I think I'm on the verge. I think I'm on the verge of that, yeah. These last couple of records that I couldn't fully celebrate, these last couple of records, I'm hoping and believing that I'm going to have that opportunity again when we do get to go out. Yeah, that's the hope, yeah.

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2278.728 - 2298.803 Will Arnett

Honestly, John, that attitude, you have that, you kind of ooze positivity. I will say, I didn't realize that you were going through all this. And anytime I see you, you've always got such a great attitude. You come into a room, you shine light, you ask people how they're doing. I love that about you. I think it's really great. And I also know you do a lot of philanthropy as well, right?

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2299.083 - 2311.716 Will Arnett

You started, you got the John Bon Jovi Soul Foundation. Is that what it is? The foundation and the kitchens, yeah. And the kitchens. I mean, this is great. Talk to us a little bit about what you do. These guys don't know about this stuff. It's awesome. Kitchens.

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2312.657 - 2320.926 Jon Bon Jovi

A thousand years ago, 20 years ago, I used to own an arena football team. My aspirations were to someday own an NFL team, and it was me cutting my teeth.

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2320.966 - 2321.107 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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2321.607 - 2341.884 Jon Bon Jovi

But in order to win in the community in Philadelphia, I said, we got to be more philanthropic than everyone. So that sort of was my first foray into this. We started to find something that anyone, everyone could relate to, which was affordable housing and hunger. And so I started to do that. And everybody was like, yeah, bravo, good job. You know, Habitat for Humanity does this every day.

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2342.664 - 2369.2 Jon Bon Jovi

When the economic downturn of 2008 happened, Dorothea said, now you got to feed the people in the houses you've built. I was like, hmm. And then stream of consciousness, she just lays out a plan for this thing that we now call the JBJ Soul Kitchens. Simply put, if any of you guys came and laid 30 bucks on the table, it would cover your meal and the meal of somebody else who can't afford to pay.

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2369.22 - 2387.433 Jon Bon Jovi

It empowers people because we ask them if they can't pay anything to volunteer. And if you guys were to come and didn't volunteer, you'd sort of think you're missing the party because everybody's working in the garden or bussing a table or washing a dish, folding napkins. It's not...

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2388.334 - 2410.924 Jon Bon Jovi

difficult labor, but when they feel empowered and they've earned the certificate to not only pay for their meal, but perhaps it's a kid, he comes back with his entire family and he's got that pride in a teenager bringing his family back and feeding them. It's all farm to table. We take no government subsidies. So we did our first one in an auto body shop that we converted into this restaurant.

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2411.724 - 2433.233 Jon Bon Jovi

Second one we built after Hurricane Sandy hit in New Jersey, and we have all this service providing around it, a food pantry, a food bank, culinary program. Then the third one and the fourth one, this blows people's minds, are on college campuses. Because we were aware, but most people think, wait a minute, I just sent my kid to the university. Well, guess what?

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2433.573 - 2456.821 Jon Bon Jovi

They're not necessarily eating ramen by choice. They don't have any money. So we came to that realization many years ago, and we put one on two different university campuses here in New Jersey. So we currently have four of those restaurants. And then myself or our foundation... fund the shortfall. And we've been doing that for 12, 13 years.

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2456.981 - 2474.232 Sean Hayes

That's so cool. My my mom started a she she was one half who started a food bank for people in the Chicagoland area called Northern Illinois Food Bank. Very similar to what you're doing. And and that's kind of her legacy. And she's still remembered there. It's part of Second Harvest, which I'm sure.

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2474.292 - 2479.596 Jon Bon Jovi

Yeah. And I bet you it gave her hard work, but great joy.

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2481.017 - 2489.246 Jason Bateman

Well, no, Will, I want to go first. So she was just sort of half on her. She just kept an eye on part of it.

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2489.326 - 2496.535 Will Arnett

I was going to say she could have called it eye on hunger. You know what I mean? Sean's mom. My mom had one eye, yeah.

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2497.626 - 2505.474 Jason Bateman

Oh, Jesus God. It's just, it's a nice little... Well, she had two. One of them was wooden. One of them was made of wood. No, it wasn't wooden. It was glass.

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2505.735 - 2511.26 Will Arnett

It was glass. We actually, he brought it out on stage, and we held it.

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2511.481 - 2513.563 Jon Bon Jovi

The eye. Yeah, it's in a nice box. In his mom's eye, we held it.

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2513.603 - 2514.424 Will Arnett

Yeah, for real.

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2514.484 - 2516.606 Jon Bon Jovi

Nice guys. Nice guys. You call them your friends.

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2518.851 - 2523.693 Sean Hayes

Wait, so, John, what the hell is Bon Jovi? What nationality is that?

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2523.753 - 2526.374 Will Arnett

What the hell is Bon Jovi? What kind of question is that?

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2526.394 - 2528.715 Sean Hayes

Sean, can I talk to you for a second?

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2528.755 - 2545.602 Jon Bon Jovi

What the hell is Bon Jovi? It's Italian. Okay, since I was a kid, I thought you made that name up. B-O-N-G-I-O-V-I. Oh, really? B-O-N-G-I-O-V-I. B-O-N, the same way. G-I, which in Italian phonetics is the J sound.

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2545.882 - 2546.643 Sean Hayes

Yeah, okay.

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2546.663 - 2552.306 Jon Bon Jovi

So it was pronounced the same way, but it's B-O-N-G-I instead of a J. And it's always been two separate words?

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2552.566 - 2553.307 Sean Hayes

No, no, no.

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2553.607 - 2580.5 Jon Bon Jovi

It's the silly American that couldn't figure it out. And in truth, when I got the record deal and I... gotten the band together to help me play Runaway, because I had it on the radio all over the country. I went to the record company, said, we got an idea. It should be you. And I went, how about if it's we? And if you remember Van Halen, I was like, we make it two words. Oh, very good.

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2581.241 - 2591.707 Jon Bon Jovi

This is good. Oh, that's great. In truth, it was a little bit of that in the 80s because I didn't want to be a solo artist. I really knew that that's too much heat.

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2592.088 - 2595.39 Sean Hayes

Yeah. I mean, because when I was a kid, I thought it was you guys were all related.

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2596.294 - 2607.96 Jon Bon Jovi

The worst guy, the worst fair weather fan will come up to you on the street and go, hey, Bon. No, it's not Bon, motherfucker. You're not a very big fan.

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2608 - 2625.028 Jason Bateman

Hey, on the music industry business, because our industry is going through a bit of a transition now. Your business started much earlier with the transition. How do you feel that the industry is doing and adapting? Are you a fan of the current state of things?

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2625.969 - 2651.997 Jon Bon Jovi

I think we've at least hit a place now where There's stability. You know, I've said it before. We, my band and I at this time and those around our period, were there for what was called the gold rush, you know, when CDs were invented and everybody bought their record collection again and you could sell 20 million copies of an album. So I was fortunate enough to have been in the heat of that.

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2652.597 - 2678.198 Jon Bon Jovi

Nowadays, because they finally settled on streaming, I'm okay with it. You know, I wish and I blame Apple for breaking up the CD, the work of art, the book. They sold you one chapter of the book at a time instead of the entire book. I was always pissed off about that. And their attitude was, we're going to sell you one song at a time so you don't have to buy the whole album. Well, wait a minute.

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2678.218 - 2704.872 Jon Bon Jovi

I just wrote the whole album. I'm excited about the whole album. I want to present it as a whole. So I've always been pissed off since the advent of the iPod, but I think we've reached a stable place with streaming. And in this current state of affairs for the young talent, what was also daunting was that the record companies now aren't signing you because you just wrote a great song.

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2704.912 - 2726.519 Jon Bon Jovi

They want to know how many likes you've got on social media, which is a sin. But on the other hand, it affords the world the opportunity to have another Bob Dylan because there was a period in time where unless you sounded like you could sing on American Idol, you weren't going to get a record deal. So the internet allows for a Bob Dylan.

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2727.039 - 2735.063 Jon Bon Jovi

The streaming allows for some stability, even though it's a low rate, but it's something. and this is the new world order.

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2735.083 - 2740.507 Jason Bateman

But it's obligating you guys to go out and do a bunch of touring in order to make a bunch of money, and that's got to be exhausting.

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2740.567 - 2760.623 Jon Bon Jovi

It's still as criminal as it ever was. It's harder on the young band, and how are they going to support themselves on the road if they don't have any record money or there's tour support and all the things that we had 40 years ago that they're not going to have now. I've heard and have been in on conversations, but it's obviously not something I can directly relate to,

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2761.824 - 2772.051 Jon Bon Jovi

it's not as big a business for the young kid coming up. It's like, I get to do that, but I'm also going to have to do this and this in order to make a living.

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2772.071 - 2776.414 Sean Hayes

It's the same with all entertainment. You know, it feels like you have to learn how to do it all.

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2776.434 - 2791.965 Will Arnett

Yeah, I think about it all the time. Starting as a young actor today, as opposed to when we started out, and you could go out and you get a job, you audition for stuff, you're in the mix, you audition for pilots, you get a movie, do all that kind of stuff. Now... It's such a free-for-all.

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2792.626 - 2798.554 Jason Bateman

Or you could do a commercial and you could expect $30,000 by the time it's done its run. Like now it's all non-union.

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2798.734 - 2804.382 Will Arnett

Yeah, you could do a Golden Grahams commercial. You know what I mean? Has anybody ever done a Golden Grahams commercial?

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2804.402 - 2806.525 Jason Bateman

Yeah, I'm in a go-kart in that one.

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2808.627 - 2831.546 Jon Bon Jovi

My son is a young, aspiring actor, and he would have that magic when he walked into a room for an audition, but because he came up during COVID and now, everything is on these Zooms, and I think that all those casting agents are missing out on the personality of the young actor or actress coming in and winning your heart, not just reading their lines.

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2831.746 - 2856.492 Jason Bateman

I will tell you, though, I'm in the middle of casting something right now, and none of none of these casting sessions are in person they're all on zoom yeah and i am so jealous that the that the actors are not stuck in what was always for me the most stressful thing i could ever do yeah walking was waiting in the in the lobby hearing the actor before me doing it killing

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2857.648 - 2877.247 Jason Bateman

them being late, me going over my sides and over my sides and then going in, having to do the bullshit talking with them and now I'm sweating and I'm having to be, and then I gotta switch into acting gear and then I gotta do, then they get, like, it was so nerve wracking. The fact that they get to do it on Zoom now. I understand. To me, it's much less stressful.

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2877.287 - 2888.416 Sean Hayes

But I think there's always been a flaw in that, Jay, because you shouldn't just put all the actors up for the same role in one room. It's just, you know, is there another way to do it? The whole thing is torture.

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2888.996 - 2913.515 Will Arnett

I don't know, but there's something to also going through that experience. You know, as somebody who... I grew up in New York in the 90s, in my 20s, and went on a million auditions and bombed a bunch. And I learned so much from that process. And then also, conversely, when I did start having success, I really appreciated it. It wasn't until my 30s that I had any success.

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2913.595 - 2918.138 Will Arnett

And I really appreciated it because I had gone through that for so many years and was starving.

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2918.899 - 2921.641 Sean Hayes

I also made some friends during the process. So they're missing out on that.

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2921.661 - 2922.742 Jon Bon Jovi

I made a lot of friends. Yeah.

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2923.842 - 2924.603 Sean Hayes

A lot of friends.

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2925.103 - 2931.608 Jon Bon Jovi

I just think that they miss the personality. I agree, John. Wooing that casting agent some and letting them see that spark.

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2931.628 - 2935.211 Jason Bateman

And knowing whether they're going to be a problem on set. Do they have, are they nice people?

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2935.971 - 2944.638 Will Arnett

John, I think that you're totally on to something. I was also just thinking about what you were saying before about albums and when you would write an album. And I was just thinking like,

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2944.978 - 2961.183 Will Arnett

You remember that feeling, you really hit on something, that feeling as a kid of getting an album and taking it home and taking the plastic off it and taking the sleeve out and reading the lyrics and listening to every freaking song. How does it start? And then the third song.

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2961.703 - 2965.724 Jason Bateman

Is it my imagination or is the third song always one that kicks your ass? The single.

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2966.084 - 2972.746 Jon Bon Jovi

Right? Yeah. Okay. All right. Is that way? I didn't know that. Is that by design? It just happens to be. It's sort of commonplace.

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2972.766 - 2979.267 Jason Bateman

You kind of start slow and then you nail them. And then, yeah. And then there's a balance. Living on a Prayer was the third track. Was it really?

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2979.287 - 2985.349 Sean Hayes

There you go. Hey, give me the first note. Are you by piano or guitar or anything? Give me the first note of the chorus.

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2985.369 - 2986.409 Will Arnett

Sean, are you going to sing?

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2986.729 - 2987.329 Sean Hayes

I'm going to try it.

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2987.729 - 2989.83 Will Arnett

Oh, please. Thank you. Come on.

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2990.09 - 2991.49 Jason Bateman

Well, we're out of time, everybody.

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2992.65 - 2995.111 Jon Bon Jovi

I'm not that close. Now you are.

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2995.854 - 3004.197 Jason Bateman

Stay tuned for Smartless Extras, where you can enjoy some of Sean's... What's that?

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3004.217 - 3010.679 Jon Bon Jovi

G minor. Got it.

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3010.699 - 3012.619 Sean Hayes

Can you hear that?

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3013.599 - 3018.961 Jon Bon Jovi

Yes. I had to run across the room and bang on the piano, but... Wait, wait, wait. What's that? G minor.

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3024.863 - 3032.849 Sean Hayes

Yeah. Go on. Nope. It's so high it's crazy.

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3032.87 - 3037.615 Jon Bon Jovi

You know what you do then is you hold the microphone up.

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3039.39 - 3042.832 Jason Bateman

It just sounds like you're furious.

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3044.792 - 3050.595 Will Arnett

Let the audience do it. You hold the mic over the audience, you go, Buzzy, you give dogs a bad name.

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3050.635 - 3057.418 Sean Hayes

But John, you know what? Whenever your songs come on the radio in the car, I will pretend I'm you and I will scream my head off. Love that.

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3058.539 - 3070.573 Will Arnett

It's impossible, impossible not to just absolutely belt out one of your songs, John, when they come on. It's just the best. Dude, we've taken up too much of your time already. So much fun.

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3070.833 - 3076.778 Sean Hayes

John, when you're coming to town, let's hang out. I would love that. Nothing will make me happy. You're never coming back.

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3076.818 - 3088.282 Will Arnett

You're never coming back. Very brave. No, let's do it in New York. Let's do it in New York. In New York. That would be great. That would be awesome. And then we'll do it, JB's in New York for the next six months.

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3088.302 - 3088.862 Jon Bon Jovi

Let's do it.

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3089.262 - 3090.983 Will Arnett

Yeah, please. Let's get together.

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3091.303 - 3096.066 Jon Bon Jovi

Cool, guys. This was really a joy. Thanks for doing it, Joe.

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3096.106 - 3104.892 Will Arnett

John, you're such a great dude. You're such a cool dude, yeah, and such a great artist, and thank you for taking the time. Thank you. Wish you all the best, man. Can't wait to see you again.

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3105.372 - 3107.394 Jon Bon Jovi

Thanks, guys. Thank you, Joe. All right, have a good one. Bye now.

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3107.794 - 3110.796 Will Arnett

All right, pal. Ah, the great Jon Bon Jovi. He's great.

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3111.236 - 3122.342 Jason Bateman

So fucking easy. They don't make them like that anymore. You know, I mean, the great Jon Bon Jovi just sounds like a little like we need a better word than great.

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3122.922 - 3129.626 Will Arnett

Yeah. JB, you were just, yeah. Yeah, I just said the great Jon Bon Jovi, but you're right. It doesn't seem like it's enough.

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3130.376 - 3141.987 Jason Bateman

Right. And who's doing it? What they did, who's doing that today? There isn't a size of a band today like that. It's all sort of like been diluted a bit.

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3142.407 - 3147.352 Sean Hayes

I didn't even ask him about like the prep for a show with the hairspray and the hair and the outfits and the energy.

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3147.372 - 3149.093 Jason Bateman

Those were all wigs. All wigs.

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3149.133 - 3150.535 Sean Hayes

No, I'm kidding.

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3150.895 - 3151.556 Jason Bateman

I'm kidding.

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3153.738 - 3159.263 Sean Hayes

No, super easy to hang out with. Yeah, he seems like such a good guy. Where did you meet him, Will?

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3159.784 - 3183.83 Will Arnett

I met him, we have a bunch of mutual friends and obviously... Long Island. And just, yeah, just over the years. And he is one of those guys, every time you see him, he's just... He's very sort of warm and very generous with people. Actually... One time I had lunch with him years ago. We were down on vacation and Archie was maybe a year old.

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3184.31 - 3186.292 Jason Bateman

Feels like this could be a St. Bart's story. Go ahead.

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3186.872 - 3208.367 Will Arnett

We were down on vacation, you know. And he got, Archie got like all these little bites all over him. We didn't know what was going on. We were freaking out. You know, you got a one-year-old, you're like, what's going on? We're in the middle of nowhere. And John helped us sort of call a friend who had new, you know, got us in, you know, to get him looked at. It was great. He was very sweet.

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3208.387 - 3208.868 Will Arnett

I love that.

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3208.888 - 3222.61 Sean Hayes

He's a very sweet guy. Yeah, he's super cool. You know, that Slippery When Wet album was so huge. That's where that Living on a Prayer song was. But there was another song on there. Oh, my God. Here we go. And it was called, and really, it's a real song.

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3223.07 - 3227.251 Will Arnett

I know, I know. I'm sorry, do you have another appointment? No, it's called Never Say... What? Good...

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3230.592 - 3234.537 Sean Hayes

Bye! Bye! It's a real song.

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3234.757 - 3266.395 Will Arnett

Come on, it's a real song. You know what your nickname is? Shoehorn. Because you just turn a shoehorn. You're always looking for a way out. We always got you on the tail. Are you late? No. SmartList is 100% organic and artisanally handcrafted by Michael Grant Terry, Rob Armjarv, and Bennett Barbico.

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