This week we teleport Andy Samberg from his massage parlor. A name-change, one ‘song-thing,’ kids having kids, and the Rashomon effect. Time for a top swap— it’s SmartLess! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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It's Smartless, everybody.
You want to go around and introduce yourselves? We haven't done it in a long time. We haven't. Yeah, go ahead. I'm Sean Hayes. I'm Will Arnett.
And I'm Jason Bateman. What's your porn name, Sean? Middle name and street you grew up on. Patrick Valley. Patrick Valley. That's actually pretty good. That's pretty porny. JB, what about you? It is porny. Kent Emerson. No way. Sounds like he's got a strong mustache, right?
Guess what? Mine is Emerson Edgar. Oh, my gosh.
Wow, did you guys do a porn together?
Are we going to do porn together? Yeah. Let's do it after an all-new Smart List. Okay. Smart. Sean, were you, when we had dinner Saturday night, all of us at our friend's house in New York. We did. And then at a certain point, Downey was wearing that shirt, that T-shirt that he sort of wore for JB. And he said, I want to give it to you. And he said, okay. He said, let's switch now.
So all of a sudden, in the middle of this dinner party, JB and Downey stand up and they go tarps off. And switch. I didn't see that.
Did you see that?
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