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Episode 658: Listener Tales 96: Buhtz

Thu, 27 Mar 2025

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Weirdos! Today we just wanted to be ourselves- and enjoy some Listener tales that are brought TO you, BY you, FOR you, FROM you, and ALLLLL about you! Throw on a comfy sweatshirt and join use as we talk about paranormal experiences at creepy schools!Don't forget to check out the VIDEO from this episode available on YouTube on 3/27/2025!If you’ve got a listener tale please send it on over to [email protected] with “Listener Tales” somewhere in the subject line- and if you share pictures- please let us know if we can share them with fellow weirdos! :)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What are the benefits of Wondery Plus?

0.402 - 17.153 Ash

Hey weirdos, it's Ash. Before we dive into today's twisted tale, let me tell you about the spooky perks of Wondery Plus. It's like having a skeleton key that unlocks ad-free listening and early access to new episodes. So don't wait, try Wondery Plus today. You can join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or in Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

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18.533 - 43.871 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

You're listening to a Morbid Network podcast. When a young woman named Desiree vanishes without a trace, the trail leads to Kat Torres, a charismatic influencer with millions of followers. But behind the glamorous posts and inspirational quotes, a sinister truth unravels. Binge all episodes of Don't Cross Kat early and ad-free on Wondery+.

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44.878 - 49.826 Ash

Hey weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is Morbid.

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64.073 - 72.54 Elena

This is Marvin Lesson or Tale. Brought to you by you, for you, from you, and all about you.

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72.56 - 84.811 Ash

I really lost myself there. You did, but you found yourself at the end. That's what's important. We are not dressed in costume. You are. Honestly, I'm not. We're going to pretend we are.

85.511 - 112.582 Ash

uh so we're gonna be talking about haunted schools today and so i'm wearing a woodsboro class of 96 shirt that's so i'm just pretending i'm from that class i never liked school so uh my shirt says even baddies get saddies and i would get saddies at school but whilst being a baddie it's true and your time would be baddie my time would be so bad to make you sad i mean the time that i was in class was baddie hanging out was not so baddie then you were a baddie

116.888 - 135.932 Ash

you know it's been it's been a long week it kind of came up quick it's been a it's been a long week but it's actually wednesday yeah it's been a long couple of weeks that tells you everything long couple of weeks good things yeah for the most part good things great things um what was it was it last weekend that we watched um blumhouse was super nice and sent us a screener

136.312 - 136.532 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Yeah.

136.552 - 157.488 Ash

So we had a movie night with Mikey and Death. With Death. And they gave us the trailer for Drop, which actually doesn't come out. God only knows when you're seeing this. Jod. Jod only knows. Jod only knows, babe. But yeah, it was fun. It's a fun movie. And it's really fun getting screeners. So thank you so much to Blumhouse.

Chapter 2: What listener tales are featured in this episode?

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That's a nice haunt. So you get it. Boarding school, haunted, spooky, but also the ghosts are nice, question mark? Anyway, back to me, Leah Baker. Alias, Leah Baker. During my runner era, I used to follow the cross-country trail around the fields at night, guided by some sparse campus lights. It was actually very peaceful, and I enjoyed being able to see the stars above.

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On late summer nights, I would watch the lightning bugs dance over the tall grass around me, blinking slowly as if they were soothing me and encouraging me on my way.

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642.445 - 643.605 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I love that.

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643.666 - 662.191 Ash

Poetic and beautiful. I preferred to run at night because of this, but one day I decided to switch up my routine and run in the early morning. Smart. Switch up your routine. That's very smart. That's when I saw them. A group of boys were playing soccer. It was a little foggy, but I could make out their goofy adolescent forms. You know the type, skinny and all elbows.

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They were all dressed in a similar sort of uniform. As I got a little closer, I saw that the uniforms looked very old-timey. Some of them had hats I'd expect to see on cast members of the newsies. They didn't make any noise, but they all clearly were having fun and running around together kicking a ball.

678.277 - 699.969 Ash

I was pretty shocked that any teenager would be up at sunrise, let alone a group of them, all while being dressed like Oliver Twist. So I shook my head once and looked back at the field. They were gone. I stopped dead in my tracks and felt chills over my entire body. I was suddenly very cold. Did I just hallucinate? I thought. Honestly, I was so bored I wouldn't put it past myself.

700.609 - 712.111 Ash

I chalked it up to a weird morning and the fog playing tricks and finished my run. The fact that you saw an entire soccer team. Fog. And then just looked away and looked back and were like, I'm probably bored.

713.211 - 714.232 Elena

Like you were really bored.

714.252 - 735.687 Ash

Honestly, though, that makes so much sense being up early in the morning. You're like, yeah, I don't have the wherewithal for that. Because you're like, do I want to investigate this? No. Probably not. No. Not before coffee. No. Soon the temperate fall weather. Oh. We're almost there. That just made me like ache for fall. By we're almost there, I mean two seasons to go. We're so close. So close.

Chapter 3: What spooky experiences have listeners shared?

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There was no hot priest in that one. There was no hot priest in that one. Damn. Just a hungry ghost. That's okay. You know. You can't have a hot priest all the time. You truly can't. Bye. Wow. Bye. That was a fun one. That was a fun one. I liked that. The spooky schools was definitely a good choice.

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3828.944 - 3829.484 Elena

It really was.

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3829.584 - 3835.265 Ash

And we'll be dressed up for the next one. We'll plan ahead. Yeah. We'll make sure we're in costume.

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3835.565 - 3836.205 Elena

In the garb.

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3836.446 - 3837.966 Ash

We don't half-ass.

3838.226 - 3839.606 Elena

Maybe we'll dress up as hot priests.

3840.486 - 3842.707 Ash

Oh, my God. Can we do that?

3843.905 - 3846.487 Elena

We can do whatever we want because it's our show. We're going to do that.

3846.948 - 3865.463 Ash

All right. You heard it here first. We'll be back next month as hot priests. So look forward to that. Look forward to it. And in the meantime, we hope you keep listening. And we hope you keep it weird. But it's weird that you, one, don't dress up as a hot priest. Two, that if you are a hot priest, you don't help somebody with their fucking demon shit going on.

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