Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam
10 Apr 2025
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Here we are. Thought you got rid of me not so fast. 52 weeks and then another 52 more. They want out of me. The sweet sound of a Diet Coke eroding my esophagus and the interior lining of my stomach. What am I supposed to do? Not enjoy. What am I supposed to do? Cut out everything acidic to not have a burp every 15 minutes of the day. Well, no, because I like buffalo coated cauliflower.
How else am I supposed to get the nutrients from a flower that is cauli if it's not draped? and that of a buffalo. And welcome back to another episode of Long-Winded. Thank you for being here time and time again. As you may or may not know, I'm wearing newly. I'm more casual today. But if you want one way to elevate a casual shirt, you just got to turn on the headlights.
And then all of a sudden, it's chic. I got a DM. I got a DM that read, I'm watching Traitors with my mother and she loves how bouncy your hair is, but she hates that you never wear a bra. Well, to that I say, this is music to my ears. encouragement, enabling the braless, the freedom of the nipple, which we're still begging for today as evidenced by the DM.
But the front of the shirt is not the star of the show. If you take a look at the back, if you take a look at the back, it's French. It's giving croissant. It's giving a ciggy in the plaza of the Eiffel Tower. Maybe there with a cup of a cappuccino, but if you want something cold, a timeless cross-cultural Diet Coke. Ah, yes. Yes, I said I prefer a Pepsi Zero, but then I had a Diet Pepsi.
It didn't hit the same as a Diet Coke. Maybe the Diet Coke is somewhat of a nostalgia, so I'll go for the Diet Coke between the hours of 12 and 3, and I'll go for a Diet Pepsi in the evening. Ah. A Pepsi Zero. What am I? Addison Rae. What do I look like? A flexible 20-year-old. What do I look like? A contortionist. She does things with her body that you could ever dream of. Not me. Because I can.
At one point in my life, I could. So here we are. So here we are again. You know I needed a pick-me-up today because I woke up and I looked in the mirror and something looked back at me. Something of a... Who's that guy from Chicago? The clown in Chicago? I know I've said Jack Nicholson before, but I am most likable. My likability lends itself to John C. Reilly.
That's who's looking back in the mirror at me today. What's all over my face besides the pimples staring back at me? A white head. How am I supposed to keep my wife? I'm breaking out. I feel ugly. Because I'm working hard at a new addiction called nicotine pouches. No, I'm not selling them. Maybe I'll bleep that. But everyone knows I'm always looking for a new addiction. I need to feel something.
I need a fix. I need a buzz. As you know, I'm off the cigarettes. I have to protect my lungs from the bronchitis. Yes, I'm still fighting it. Yes, I still have to sleep with a cold diffuser every night with a little eucalyptus peppermint. And if I'm lucky, orange tree months later. So here I am. It doesn't come as easy at first and you have to fight through the breakouts.
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