Wow. Ask, Tell, Confess is in full force this week with hidden camera confessions, Bunnie finding her long-lost scissor (clipper) sister, and a blue-collar babe who literally puts her back into the job. Bunnie also discovers her cow loves '90s rap, Meme finds purpose on the farm, and Hailee knows how to have a good night.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Chapter 2: Why should you join Patreon for exclusive content?
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Hello, everybody.
Venge.
Trachi even joined in on that one. Hello, friends. We dropped season nine with the most drama filled podcast. I swear. Listen, I love you guys. And I am so far removed from all the fucking drama. But I build relationships with these people.
And it's like I love to have them come back because they need to have updates in their life, you know, and it just so happens that their lives are fucking dramatic. So. Here we are. But yeah. Anyways, I hope you guys listen to the season nine episode drop and tell me what you think about it. Yeah. How's everybody doing? I want to go home to my farm animals right fucking now.
I'd really like a steak right about now. I would like that too.
Too different. Too different. But she got me thinking that I want to see my cows. I want to eat a cow.
Fucking animal eater. What did you order?
Yeah. What did you get?
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Chapter 3: How do Bunnie's farm animals enjoy '90s rap?
Pablito, we love the old Pablito. I love that he's in the door. Oh, yes, that too. I also haven't seen my husband in two weeks. I'm starting to get ornery. She told me she's going to try to put the cows in the pool. Yes. I heard cows can swim. Okay.
Okay.
Somebody told me that cows love to listen to classical music. So now I go out there and I play 90s R&B for Crunch, and he sits next to me the whole time. He loves music.
I love how you said they love classical music, so I play 90s R&B. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I wanted to just feel it out.
I was wondering if it was like melodies that was getting them or, you know, like, I don't know. But he really loves him some Jodeci and some fucking Chai. But anyways, I'm going to try the when I get my chairs because I ordered some chairs so that I can go sit out there with them at a table. I figure I'll start reading a book or something, you know, or maybe write in my next book. You never know.
Don't even love Sade.
Yeah, they might like a little Sade, but Crunch loved it. He stayed by my side the entire time. He loved the music. Yeah, loved the music. So we'll try the Beethoven Symphony, the one that they say. But I also heard that cows love to swim. So you guys already know what's going down in my pool in the summertime. Come on.
Put a little gate in the little beach area and just let him splish splash in there. Yeah. Oh God. What if he takes a big old dump in there?
Cause you know, it's fishing out.
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Chapter 4: What are the hidden camera confessions revealed?
Oh, with the slide. I'm just scared Crunchy will try to eat the plastic.
He tries to eat plastic out of my hand all the time. We had that issue with Pablo the other day. He got a hold of some cardboard. Yep. Yeah. As we were building the chicken coop. Yeah, cows aren't that smart.
Donkeys, on the other hand, very smart. Pigs, very smart. Donkeys, no.
Or cows, no.
No. Not smart. Not smart. Not smart at all. So, who wants to kick it off, babies? I'll go ahead and kick this one off.
Oh, fuck.
We already knew you were going to. I'll let you guys have a couple weeks, okay? Okay.
This girl wrote into us and said, I want to start this off by saying I know this was very wrong. Love it already. Oh, I'm obsessed, right? My ears are perked. She said, hello. A few years ago, I bought a secret camera off of Amazon that was disguised as a cell phone charger because I wanted to watch my now husband, boyfriend at time, jerking off.
that's hot oh something about it was so intriguing to me i just wanted to see the visual of him pleasuring himself so one day while i was out of town when i knew he was home i sent him a few naughty pics and then jumped on my secret camera app and watched him
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Chapter 5: Why does Bunnie advise against using a penis pump?
Yeah. Okay. Who do you think it was? Exactly who I thought it was.
No, really believe that. No, absolutely not. He's packing. He's perfect. What? He's great in bed.
Understandably, he's got a big head. Yeah.
And so did the other one. So it was like, you know, I didn't understand. It was just a real weird insecurity that he had. Like, how are you going to have a decent-sized schlong? I guess it's like women. Like, we want to pump our lips up, right? Like, if our lips are too thin, we want to pump them up. Or if our ass is too small, we want to fucking fluff that up.
I get that. Yeah, and to them, it may seem perfect.
Yeah. Good perspective. Fuck him. True. Penis pump weirdo. I'll go next. All right, go ahead, Haley. You look like you were ready to rock. I'm not. Okay. I thought she said I'm not. Tell from Paige. Lenny, I know you're all the time talking about how you shaved off your vagina lip. Okay. I mean, I don't talk about it all the time. You probably see the clip resurface all the time.
I was around 16 and had a skin tag looking thing on my bikini line. It was bugging the crap out of me. So one day after I got out of the shower, I took fingernail clippers to it and cut it off. Listen, sister.
What?
We listen and we don't judge. I'm judging. Your friend sawed her pussy lip off over here. Fingernail. Yeah, but I feel like you had intention.
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Chapter 6: How did a listener's DIY surgery story unfold?
Yeah.
She just said.
I mean, you probably got to just go one, two, three, and then just cut it.
The manpower behind. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, your mental capacity to be able to just.
Well, first and foremost, as a person who has had fingernail clippers on a piece of vagina lip, it's very sharp. Those fingernail clippers are sharp.
I tried with fingernail clippers. I thought it was just another day.
No, I tried with fingernail clippers first, and I didn't get it. And then so I had to use fucking the microdermabrasion razor, which I wish I would have had another razor.
Okay, I have an ask. Okay. Okay. How does one break up with a friend when that person is part of a friend group? I think I'm just in a different headspace in my life right now, and she can be very, very toxic. I need to protect my peace.
that's hard because we don't really know all the details we don't know what she's done to you we don't know um you know circumstances so it's awkward but on the same hand always protect your fucking peace peace is priceless i mean if that piece comes with the fact that you might miss out on some stuff if she's a part of that then that's what that takes yeah so if she's coming to that said event don't go to the event
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