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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Eat healthy for a day. Yes. You know, like it can be so tiny. Discipline. Listen to a record you haven't heard. Yeah, exactly.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Today's Cinco de Mayo, isn't it? No, that was yesterday. Damn, we missed it.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
And to feel like shit every day afterwards, like, you know, and have to have that fix.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
If they just put that channel, that energy into something that's constructive.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I love you. You are the type of motivational speaker that a motherfucker needs though, because they'll listen to you because you have such a cool way of saying it. So people are kind of like truth bombs or like going off in their head. They're like, holy shit. Yeah, that makes total sense.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That's so real, though, because what did you just say? Say that again for me so that I can remember it.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I appreciate you so much. Speaking of some crazy shit that I discovered whenever we're going to take it all the way back. You're you're like you're a farm boy from Minnesota. Let's talk about this because you have like a really crazy childhood story.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
So you told, so I heard that your mom was a cheerleader and your dad was a biker.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
What was life like with your parents? Were they pretty stable or were they just... Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I think that's part of your childlike charisma. You know, like you have this like just sweet wonder about you. And I even told Jay that. I was like, he's just so sweet, you know? And now I understand where you get it from.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Mod is dropping gems, guys. I hope you're fucking listening. I needed you today because I had a horrible day yesterday and today this is just everything. Well, let's get into that too at some point. No, we're not here to talk about me.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
No, we're not doing it. Um, so I wanted to circle back on the Bob Dylan thing that you had said, and I wanted to tell you something that you might actually enjoy. My husband is a huge Bob Dylan fan, loves Bob Dylan. His son Noah was actually born to like a Rolling Stone. And I know that's your favorite Bob Dylan song. So when I heard that, I was like, Oh my God, this is like kindred souls.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Hmm. That's amazing. I love that you tell a young artist to go and study Bob Dylan. My, my husband did that on his good night Nashville album. We watched every Bob Dylan documentary that you could fucking find. And he just consumed Bob Dylan for like months. It was wild. And it was the best thing he ever did. Now look what he's doing. You can't put them in a box.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
love you so much but i'm just saying what you're saying is real though like you told you tell people to go and study him and that you know he's one of your favorite artists and like my husband too and look what he's doing and it's regardless of the music it's like study the path that he took as an artist you know it's like my i learned a quote because i've been like a
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Isn't that crazy that you went back home to do that? Yes, yes, yes. To get your roots?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Because we're going to circle back with what happened at six. I tried to warn you. No, you're good. I love hearing. I could listen to you talk for hours.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
No, I love it. But I think that's amazing that through everything that you have accomplished when you're going through hard times, the first thing you want to do is go back to that space where you were able to just be away from everybody and isolated and just alone with your thoughts to just figure it out.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
No, it's so real. So let's circle back. Circle me back. I am. I got you, baby. Listen, my husband's a Sagittarius. I got this. So six years old. Tell me what happens then. You're living this rock star lifestyle with your family. Dad's girlfriends are calling the house. Shit's crazy. You guys are partying. Were you guys exposed to drugs back then too and stuff? Or was it just more alcohol? Shit.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
opposite words you like delusion negative manifesting positive it's like does delusion have to be negative i mean i feel like you're avoiding negativity it's not at all i feel like you're avoiding negativity when you want to be in your own delusional world yeah so i don't understand how it's native yeah exactly oh sorry i'm telling myself that i'm worth it yeah like oh the world hates that don't ever say that you are worth something because if you do they're gonna try to humble you a hundred percent yeah a hundred percent
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
We have built a huge community over there, guys. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of people over there. We even have live chats, live chats that I actually am talking in every single night. Last but not least, we give away gifts every freaking month. I'm talking like signed stuff from Jay and I, lives. You just never know what kind of surprise you're going to get.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
i love the community that we've built over there at patreon if you are already a patreon member i freaking love you dude thank you so much you guys are my babies for life my writers if i could i would literally make out with each and every one of you i love you guys so much and that's a lot of kisses actually gotta go bye is this thing on bonnie who used to be a former sex worker and now hosts the podcast dumb blonde
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Wait, wait, wait. Let's not skip over that. Because I play an instrument too, which is piano, which I suck at it now, but I grew up playing piano. And to learn an instrument by watching somebody is a fucking talent in its own.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Most little girls grow up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit, and I was like, I want to be super hot, make a lot of fucking money, and be a rock star's wife. That was my goal as a child, and here we are. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I'm sure you probably heard me and Mod Sun talking about how he's the hot uncle. What's up, baby? How are you?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That's crazy that you were able to do that. So you got a drum set and you got a drum set and you watch a hundred dollar drum set. Did you discover Blink 182 by then?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That's amazing. There's too many fucking alphas running around in the world just hurting women. I'm so not that. That's why so many women have chosen the bear. Have you seen this whole thing that's going on online? What's the bear? They've asked women, have you seen this thing? If you get lost in a forest, would you want to be lost in the forest with a bear or with a man?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
And about 99% of women have chosen the bear. What? Is that not fucking insane? That's the fucking world we live in. So we need men like you, Maude. I love it. We need men like you, baby. That's so real. Please, they need to make more.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
And is this when you had started? I had heard somewhere that you had started like watching the Blink-182. Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
She tripped it. She tripped it. She's like, how dare you? She shows her Hanson tattoo. I was not a Hanson fan. Was not a Hanson fan. But do you really have a Hanson tattoo?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
okay i was like we got to talk about this sis um they really did only have like two hits though that i thought of right um bop and what was the other one that were like mainstream give it a goog come on you can talk you can yeah you can talk we love that yeah we love that oh no look at she's already well you guys you're being a little hard on hansen over here I love that.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
A different release pattern. I love that. That's amazing. That is hilarious.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
All right. So you started playing these drums. And you got tired of fucking Hanson. Tired of listening to Hanson.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Because we were talking about how Jay and I are like mom and dad to everybody. And Maude was like, yeah. He's like, I'm totally that too. And I'm like, no, you're like the hot uncle. You're not dad yet. You're like hot uncle. Right? Am I wrong here?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Really? 13 years old. You just fucking were like, one day, this is my 10 year, you know how you said you change every 10 years? This was like your 10 year change and you were ready to just do something completely different.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I love that, though, that even at 13, you had such a confidence and such a strong mindset to say, you know what? No, I don't care that these grown adults are telling me that I'm not going to make it. I'm going to fucking make it like I have. I've had that mindset my entire life. Even as a kid, people told me you're going to end up barefoot and pregnant. You leave home.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I left home at 14 and never looked back. You know, you have to be your fucking number one fan. Nobody else is going to believe in you the way that you do. And it's manifesting. You're literally a powerful human being to be able to manifest something like that, especially so young.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
And to sit there, I'm still mind blown, but to sit there and learn how to play the drums by watching music videos, that's like some fucking crazy, am I allowed to say, is it politically correct if I say it, but it's like Rain Man shit. You are just like zeroed in and fucking just like, you must have like, your IQ must be huge. Have you ever had an IQ test?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That doesn't matter. No, I know, for sure. Some of the smartest people failed in school.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Like, it's just not, school to me is a trap. For sure. Kids, if you're listening, go to school. No, for sure. You have to.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah, go to experience school and just have your friends and all that stuff. But, yeah, to sit there and be able to, like, you know,
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
My dad's a guitar player. Well, was. An extremely amazing guitar player. And he, in his latter years in life, just switched over to bass because it was easier.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That really makes me happy. It makes me so happy when I have men tell me they listen to the podcast because that means a lot to me because I have such a huge female following. So when I get the men that are like, yeah, I listen to your podcast, I'm like, dude, can I hug you? Because it's like so sweet.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I'd like Ryder Cred for that. I'm just kidding. We're going to write it together. We're totally going to write it together.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
You would have been one of my friends in high school. Cause I loved anybody who was different. Like I have always been drawn to the people who are different cause I'm different, you know? So I loved people like you. What was your relationship status in high school when you started playing in a band and all the girls start flocking a lot more? Hmm.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I don't think you have female energy. I think you have safe energy. Yeah. And to females, that's huge.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
We don't want to be around fucking predator Earl. Yeah. We want to fucking.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That's how my husband is. He's safe. Like women are okay being around him and alone with him because they don't have to fear of anything weird and creepy.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
No, I mean, I do have a ton of female guests, but I love, you know, having men on too. So it's like it's a variety, but definitely probably more female dominated. But I think it's because of my platform and just who I am. I just have a more female fan base.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Oh, wow. Well, we got to talk about it. You can't go over it. Really quick, though, not to interrupt you. I just wanted to say, isn't it crazy how your girlfriend was the sweet girl coming to the Bad Boys show? Isn't that so reminiscent of your mom and your dad?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah, I had to circle back to that because I thought that was really sweet.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
My husband used to do that. When him and I first got together, I've seen him play shows to five people and rock the stage like he's playing a fucking amphitheater.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
No, for real. Not that we're putting down new artists now, but it's like you guys really were in these streets. Like you guys had to fucking sleep on people's couches. You guys had fucking, we didn't have a tour van, a tour bus when this shit first started out. we had fucking a rental car or when we graduated from the rental car to a sprinter van or not a sprinter, but the 18 passenger.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Pulled the rug out. After you guys had just did this tour and fucking were talking, did they get greedy?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
We'll finish that story and then we'll slugger back to the introduction to drugs.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
But I love that you take accountability for that because a lot of people would not.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Honestly, it brings us closer because we're not constantly playing the where are you game. Knowing where everyone is and being able to check in instantly is comforting. It's like having a little safety net and a reminder that we're all on the same page, even when life gets busy. I've set up a custom place alerts for when Bailey arrives at school or gets to practice.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Quince.com slash bunny. So you're, I see a pattern here that all throughout your life, if somebody tells you you can't do something, you're going to fucking prove them wrong.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
You're trying to rationalize it, but there's nothing wrong with wanting a strong woman who has her own shit going on. It's the independence I think that attracts you to women who are famous because they can do whatever the fuck they want. Cause they have their own money, you know? So yeah, it does circle back to childhood trauma, but it doesn't always mean that it's a negative thing.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Can we talk about some of your relations? We're going to circle back to the drug thing, too. I haven't forgotten. But can we talk about some of your relationships? Yeah, I did see a couple of them online. Some girls that you have been with and I mean, like Bella Thorne, beautiful, strong woman. Take me on that journey.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I swear to God, we've been sitting here this whole time, and in my head, Pisces just keeps fucking replaying. That is fucking wild, dude. Total Pisces. Yeah, I love that. I'm a Pisces Venus, so I love hard. When we love, it's like an ocean.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
For sure, 100%. And sometimes I get caught up in the, am I doing the right thing or should I not say this? But I feel like as, I don't like to call myself a celebrity, you're a celebrity, but as people in the public eye, it's like, we're told that we're not allowed to talk back. to people. It's like, no, don't say this or don't say, and it's like, why, why are people allowed to bully?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That's when you really get to know somebody, though. And that's when the masks start falling off. Like people always say, oh, it's the first six months. No, it's not. It could be over a year and you don't really get to know somebody until like a year and a half, two years into the relationship. my husband and I fought like cats and dogs the first three years of our relationship.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I do not know how we fucking survived it and made it to where we are because we literally had to learn to, one, we had to learn that we were both trash bags and then we had to fucking unpack the trash together and then we had to decide like, hey, are we going to continue to fucking be trash bags or are we going to fucking try to just level up together? And I think that in relationships is real.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
But, you know, that's two and a half years is where you get to a point of, like, it's make or break. And if two people can't decide, hey, we want to do this together and level up, which a lot of people aren't built like that anymore. Like, heaven forbid, if anything ever happened, I would never want to date in this fucking society again.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Because nobody knows how to work on things and, like, really fucking... to struggle with somebody, you know, like people don't, they want, they want the happiness and they want the fairy tale, but they don't want to struggle. They don't want the lows. They want the highs. You know what I'm saying?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
So I think that's probably where you're meeting that, um, situation over and over again is because you're picking partners who don't want to do the work, or maybe you at that moment didn't want to do the work. That's so real.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
You have manifested, not that a woman will make you any more than you already are, you're whole by yourself, but you have manifested everything in your fucking life. You are going to manifest the perfect woman for you. You just have to believe that. Like you have believed in yourself and everything else that you have done in this life. You have to start believing it.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Stop romanticizing being alone and start romanticizing falling in love. Start visualizing your perfect girl.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
i would tell you a trick to do but i don't know if i'll get in trouble on the podcast but it's it's it's like a um well then cut it if it is but tell me okay so when you're masturbating yeah yeah maybe it's like oh here we go so when you're when you're no when you're masturbating envision the perfect woman that you want yeah and masturbate to her and to you you know fruition that's great because i don't watch porn
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
And that's why this problem has gotten so bad online. That's why it was because they always tell you if somebody abuses you, don't stay silent. But yet the first thing they tell you whenever somebody abuses you online as stay silent, like what, what are we talking about here? This is like mixed messages.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
It's a smorgasbord of all of it. But I mean, if you are whacking off to celebrities, it makes sense, you know? So, so moving on.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
yeah I see I don't mind porn it doesn't bother me but I when it's a problem yeah like if you're watching porn more than touching your partner then that's a problem oh yeah yeah which that happens in a lot of relationships oh yeah yeah definitely moving on to your next relationship the one that your most recent one are we most recent yeah can we touch on that one yeah certainly that was a brutal year for you last year yeah can you take me on that journey how did you meet Avril
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
So it was like, um, it was a way to get to know somebody really fast though. Cause that's what my husband and I did. We got married a month after meeting.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
hop into the fucking frying pan. Yeah. Like we're going to figure this shit out.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
As being able to, you know, put, I don't, maybe it's egos, heartbreak aside and be like, Hey man, I understand you were going through your own shit too. Even though you fucking shattered my heart. Yes. Stomped on it on the way out. I still love you.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Tell me about you guys' relationship. I want to hear all about it. I know. That's why I want to hear about it. One thing I absolutely cannot stand about bras and panties is when they dig into your sides. On the top, girls, you know what I'm talking about when you get that little muffin flap in the back and then on the bottom when it digs into your hip. Absolutely drives me insane. Can't stand it.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
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TBT: Mod Sun
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TBT: Mod Sun
All right, we're back, guys, ladies and gentlemen. We just had to take a bathroom break. maude's eyes were floating extremely caffeinated right now everyone like extremely caffeinated so tell me about you and uh mgk's relationship because you got a little teary-eyed yeah i did i did i did because he uh we we met each other we've known each other for over a decade now um
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I didn't know if it was okay to say that because I didn't know if that was like your thing.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I tried to get into it because I went through a whole spiritual, I've been going on my spiritual journey since fucking, I got sober in 2017 and to now. And so I went through a phase where I like wanted to read books and I was like, this is what I'm going to do. You know, even though I have ADD and fucking can't do it, but I can listen to audio books all day long. 100%.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
My husband will do that and he'll read four books in a week and then he won't read for the rest of the year. Yeah. He's like, I've taken all I need from it and I'm good for this year. Yeah, literally. But I did, I tried to read the 48 laws of attraction and I fucking started reading it and I was like, is this like some fucking like weird linguistic fucking hypnotic type like.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I love hearing that about you and Kel's relationship, which I just recently started calling him Kel's because my husband does. Oh, thank God. Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
When people say, I know Jason, I'm like, oh, you don't know him. Jason's my husband.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. But I love that you said that about him because I got that feeling about him too because I'm really protective about my husband and who he brings around. And I'm always the, I'm the wife who's like, keep an eye on him. And every time I say that, something fucking proves right. And then when I met Kelz,
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TBT: Mod Sun
I mean, I've done that a few times. I am guilty. I almost did it last night.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I looked at both of them and I was like, I'm so glad you guys have this friendship. I was like, you guys both need each other because I feel like he needs a big brother and I feel like Jay needs a little brother. And I feel like, and we get you two. Yeah, we get you two. So now it's like, it's just, it's a sweet little family vibe. Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
He's definitely opposite of what I thought. Yeah. Because I've had girls on the podcast who have dated him. And, you know, of course, they didn't have great things to say. But you get this idea of somebody once you hear it from numerous people. So when I met him, I was like, oh, this is just a sweet boy who has a wall up. You know?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
It's the family you needed. You know, you got your sister. You don't have any brothers, right?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
So take me on the sobriety journey because you said that you're about to hit five years, right?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Congratulations. Thank you so much. Sobriety fucking sucks. I tell everybody that. But it's like it's the realest. And when I say sobriety sucks, I mean that in like a joking way because you really get to know yourself.
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TBT: Mod Sun
And you have to fucking deal with some of the hardest shit you've ever dealt with in your life the minute you decide to become sober.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
You know, if you want to talk about it, we can talk about it. I'm here. I love this. I'm not kicking you out, baby. I love this.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
fucking extra credit it's extra credit because i know that i asked you for a specific thing and you fucking gave it to me that's amazing that is a beautiful story i love that even in your lowest moment you because most people will like overdose or go through something like that and they'll be like oh i made it maybe i should do it again or they don't learn their lesson and in that moment you were like no fuck this i'm fed up and i'm gonna do better and
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TBT: Mod Sun
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TBT: Mod Sun
How did you do that? What were like some steps? Cause I know you went through a really tough breakup and we can talk about that. We can touch on it now or later on whenever you're comfortable with it. But I remember seeing a video of you on stage after that breakup and it broke my heart for you because I could tell you were holding in so much.
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TBT: Mod Sun
It seems to be a pattern in your life of proving that you are worth it. And I think that stems from maybe your dad not coming around as a little boy. But that's been your drive. What has been your cross to bear has also been your saving grace. And it's beautiful.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
No, but it's so real. And I'm so proud of you. Like, I'm genuinely proud of you. That's why I say sobriety does suck. But it's the most rewarding journey you'll ever be on.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
And I think a lot of people in this world need a role model like you. They need somebody who's, you know, looks like you, cool and tattoos and is in the music industry that is showing like, hey, I have fucking struggled my ass off, but I'm still fighting. I'm still here. You're not going to keep me down. And that's a role model to me. That's what people need.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah, that's so real. Can you talk about doing drugs with your dad? Like he came back around and like, yeah, yeah, a hundred percent.
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TBT: Mod Sun
And I think right at, right in that moment, I just felt so much love for you because I was like, damn, I was like, this man is literally wearing his heart on his sleeve in front of hundreds and thousands of people each night. Like this is tough, dude. So how did you go from being on that stage to finding yourself again?
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TBT: Mod Sun
I mean, do you think maybe he knew he had a terminal illness and just didn't know how to tell you? No, I don't think it was that.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I've been there, done that. I had a candle, like a candle holder that had lines just lined up on it all the time.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That is so traumatic for you to have to go through. Very traumatic. Like, I'm trying not to cry over here. Very traumatic. That's so tough.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I almost got from that story. And I was going to say this in a second was, I feel like your dad knew that you would save him.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I mean, he's given you a lifetime of trauma. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was, that was a huge piece of it, but he's started when you were young, baby.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
And then, uh, even after he split his wrist, he just moved away with another girl.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
I'll just hug right now. I feel like everybody's crying. I feel like we need hugs and shit. Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
A lot to unpack, a lot to process, a lot to hear. I couldn't imagine living through that. You know, you and your sister both are so, you guys are making me cry, man.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
you guys are so lucky to have each other straight up a hundred percent yeah you guys are so lucky to have each other to just go through all this fucked up shit together and you know i have trauma with my family too and i have learned with my dad especially and my mom and before my mom died it was kind of the same thing with i inherited custody of her and fucking hadn't she'd
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TBT: Mod Sun
Her and I ended up not talking and she ended up just dying abruptly one day in my care. And the biggest lesson that my mother ever gave me in her life was in her death. And it was forgiveness. Forgiveness is on everybody's own terms and on your own time.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
forgiveness is for you it's not for them and you know our parents for some reason that generation of human did not want to fucking fix their trauma they were content being fucking wild hellions and you weren't going to tell them they were going to live their life how they wanted to it didn't matter who they hurt and we are here to correct that you're a general you're breaking generational curses
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah. No, but you are. You guys are both breaking generational curses. You guys are doing everything right and you guys are Just beautiful humans. And I want you to know that I'm so sorry that that is part of your story. It's really heartbreaking, and there's not much more that I can even... No.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
The drummer. No wonder you're banging the drummer. You're always with him. I mean, now I get it. Now I get it. It's the inevitable. You got her on tour and everything. I mean, yeah, for sure. I'd be banging the drummer too.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Thank you guys for sharing that. That was really heavy. I just hope that you guys are able to find peace with everything one of these days whenever you're ready.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
It's crazy because I don't know if you believe in it, but soul families like we pick our families for the lessons that we want before we. So I this is what I believe. Not everybody believes it, but I truly 100 percent wholeheartedly believe that we have soul families and that can reach out to our friends that can be.
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TBT: Mod Sun
That can be like your sister, like your sister could have been your mom in another life. And that's why she's so motherly to you. Your dad could have been like a son in another life. And that's why you were kind of like his father here. You know, my mom, I know it's crazy as fuck and it's like mind blowing, but my mother, like Tyler Henry was just on my podcast and he evens,
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah, you guys got to see the clip on TikTok. It's at like 2 million right now. It's me bawling my eyes out. But my mom came through and she was like, I am so sorry for what I've done to you. And he said that she's showing me the mother and daughter inverted. And he said that you were like her mother and she was like your daughter. And that just confirmed everything that I've ever believed in.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Because literally, I feel like we pick the lessons that we want to go through in life before we get here. And I know it sounds crazy and it's weird, but it's like our soul.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
No, but I feel like our soul yearns for those lessons. And so your lesson, I always say you have to find the blessing and the lesson in every situation that you have, you know? So it's like.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
in the situation with your dad what was the blessing and what has been the lesson and then from that that is what you have to work on in your life and what you're here for that's your life purpose is to figure out why your life took these turns and went in the trajectory that it did and your dad put you through what he did because your soul yearned for that before you came here I know it's wild but
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Well, let's talk about something fun. You want to talk about, let's switch real quick. You brought me a book.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
That is... My brain is over here. You already know. My brain is, like, going... Because I'm writing a book this year, actually, too, about my life. But this is so inspirational. Great.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
No, for sure. All you need to do is sell one at that price. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. No, that's wild. I've never thought of it that way. Your mind is brilliant. It really is. And I feel like, dude, you need your own podcast. Modcast. It's coming. Oh, Oh my God. Yes. Do it. I love that. I'll listen to it and I'll support it. Okay. Please do.
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TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah. You need one because this generation needs to hear what you have to say because you are, you have so much depth and so many people, I do a lot of interviews. So many people do not have depth and you really need to have a microphone in front of you. That might be your calling. And this podcast has been so fucking therapeutic for me. I know if you had a podcast, oh my
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TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah. I love it. Like, I needed you today. Like, I can totally admit that I needed you today. Mimi's shaking her head yes because I had – No, I needed you today. Like this was such a blessing because I just fucking had the worst day yesterday and I was just like really questioning a lot of things.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
And then you just came in here and the things that you have said have just like sparked my flame again. And I needed that. So thank you for that. Thank you for your time.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah. He's a Pisces. He definitely held it against you. Yeah. Yeah. You sure you want to be in this same town as me? I love that. And then lastly, I know I've had you forever, but we have to talk about, you're going to be dropping an album.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Get the fuck up and let's get to work, baby. I love it. I'm excited to hear it. My favorite music is stripped down music like that, like acoustic, where you can just feel it. You're going to love it. You're going to love it. You're going to send it to me. I want to hear it. Give me a sneak peek so we can listen to it on the way home.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
What are you guys fucking doing over there? I'm fucking crying. You're crying. I'm watching her, looking at her over here. Everybody's fucking crying. Y'all my new best friends, man. God, you guys. Maude, I love you. And I want you to come back to the podcast as many times as you want.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Why don't you tell people where they can find you just in case they don't know where you're at.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
Love you so much. Thank you. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Mod Sun
But those those are you have to be comfortable having uncomfortable conversations with me and my husband. I love that.
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TBT: Mod Sun
You really do, because I mean, life's not always fucking cherries and fucking unicorns. Sometimes it's buttholes and cigarette butts. You know, we don't it. Life's not always a fucking bundle of joy. So you have to be be comfortable being able to be like, hey, you know, kind of looking within and having uncomfortable conversations with yourself. Like, what do I need to change to make myself happy?
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TBT: Mod Sun
Yeah, I think that's a huge thing because it sounds to me like you're doing the work. A lot of people are looking for happiness, but they don't want to go find it. They want it to come to them. And it's like, no, you got to get the fuck up and go find it.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
She's like, let's go over here. Let's expand, baby. Come over here, baby. So everything wasn't always... flowers and butterflies though. H also became very abusive. Can you take me on that journey?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
that started a lot of it even though he grew up into it that was the way that he could control me by beating on me men are something else let me tell you they build you up to tear you down tear you down yeah it's wild it's a cycle i i was in an abusive relationship myself and i got to the point that you did where i was just like i told him i bought a gun and i was like if you put your hands on me one more time i'm gonna blow your fucking brains out and like you really
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
yeah even though possessive so jealous that's love you we think it's love and it's not love it's control no that's all it is it's really control and it's their egos their egos yeah you're you're literally just stroking their ego right by staying in that relationship yeah absolutely So even though you got out of jail and he got out of the hospital, you guys still stayed together.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
But you stayed with H because he protected you. Yeah. Isn't that wild? Yeah. It's crazy, right? It's like we don't want it from the parents, but we want it from.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
It was, did she do it out of love or was she just an evil? Oh, she was just evil. It's so hard for me to wrap my head around somebody being that evil.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
So, yeah. let's circle back to to talk about what actually put you in prison we're going to paint i want to paint a picture because you have such an amazing story and just the redemption and what you've done after you've gotten out of prison too is just beautiful and i want everybody to just know every facet of what you've had to go through to get to where you are today
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
So you and H got back together and you guys expanded your business. Right. Into Texas?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Today, I am really excited about this podcast, especially because we're doing it during Mob Wife March, but this is something a little different, someone who has a different story, but it's so amazing, and it's so cool, and I just really admire this woman.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
So he goes to sit down for seven years. Seven years. And before that, he had brought in two people to help you guys with your business.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
Terry says that it was love at first sight. How did you feel whenever you first saw Terry?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
She's a motivational speaker, producer, and director, survivor, mother, boss, and the first lady of BMF, Miss Tonisa Welch. Thanks.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
Right. And women also before a relationship ends, you've already in your mind.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
But because it's a toxic relationship, an abusive relationship, he's not letting you go while he's out on the street. That's how I had to get rid of, I don't want to say get rid of, but that's how I actually was able to break it off with my abusive ex was he went to prison. And it was like, I remember the day he went to prison, I was really upset. But at the same time, I was like, girl, thank God.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
thank God you're free. Thank God I don't have to worry about fighting and fucking fighting and all the bullshit that comes with it.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
Yep. So yeah. So take me on this journey. You are single, ready to mingle technically. Mingling honey. Yeah. That was mingling.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
So, OK, so for people who don't know who you are, you are the first lady of BMF. And I don't know if anybody that listens to my podcast is a BMF fan. I'm sure they are. I know my husband is. Jelly is a BMF fan. Like he has made me watch every season and all that stuff. But.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
When she says movie, she's talking about the BMF show, actually, not her movie.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
There's Lady of BMF movie that you can watch on BET Plus, and then there's BMF, which is their series, which we'll get into that in a little bit and talk about that.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
So you, you actually got your own plug. Yeah. And started, started doing my own thing. Yeah. Big mama, big mama, right?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
Between juggling appointments, errands, and trying to maintain some shred of sanity, it can feel impossible to find time for anything else. Even a quiet evening with your partner, let alone an actual date night, it's like life gets turbocharged and you're just trying to keep up.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
Location sharing with my family through Life360 really streamlines communication by keeping everyone connected in real time. It gives me peace of mind knowing where my loved ones are at all times, whether they're at work, school, or out running errands. It just makes everything feel more coordinated and less stressful.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
besides that show there's a real story behind that TV show and it's your story and it's your story to tell and that's why I want you on the podcast so we're gonna start from like the very beginning did Detroit baby right so where did you grow up I had to grew up in Detroit Michigan on the west side of Detroit you know middle-class family
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
Honestly, it brings us closer because we're not constantly playing the where are you game. Knowing where everyone is and being able to check in instantly is comforting. It's like having a little safety net and a reminder that we're all on the same page, even when life gets busy. I've set up a custom place alerts for when Bailey arrives at school or gets to practice.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
So I always know she's safe and on schedule. My life 360 circle includes daddy, Bailey, and I've added a few others too, just to keep an extra eye on them like Mimi and Haley. It helps me stay connected with everyone and I can check in on them whenever needed. Basically, it's a circle of family that gives me peace of mind knowing we're all accounted for. Family proof your family with Life360.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Visit Life360.com or download the app today and use code BUNNY, B-U-N-N-I-E, to get 15% off. That's Life360.com, code BUNNY. One thing I absolutely cannot stand about bras and panties is when they dig into your sides. On the top, girls, you know what I'm talking about. When you get that little muffin flap in the back and then on the bottom when it digs into your hip. Absolutely drives me insane.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Can't stand it. But with skims, that never happens. And that is why I'm obsessed with skims. Because they're t-shirt bras, I don't get any lumps or bumps. And they're panties, oh my goodness.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
panties are perfect the material just lays flat on your body smooth never bunches up never cuts and increases in your hips it's my favorite their fits everybody thong is for everybody she is for the streets I promise you I'm telling you all the girlies you need to go and get these panties because these are the ones I wear every day daily I have someone right now as we speak I also am wearing a t-shirt bra right now and it is the most comfortable bra that I own it's my go-to
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
too i literally hang it on my doorknob in my closet so that i just grab it and slap it on before i go anywhere and don't get me started on the unlined demi bra that one is perfect it doesn't have wire underneath it but yet you still get like pushed up and held and it's just like an all-day wear i just can't listen if you guys can't tell i absolutely love skims so please go get you some skims shop skims best intimates including the fits everybody collection and more at skims.com
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
and skim stores after you place your order be sure to let them know we sent you select podcasts in the survey and be sure to select our show in the drop down menu that follows and so during this time is when you and terry hook up and you actually helped put them on can we take me on that journey
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What was your relationship with Meech? Did you guys ever have a relationship as far as like a friendship?
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So the business is taking off. You guys are making money hand over fist. You're getting to lay up and, you know, be mama bear to the babies and just live the life. And life is really good for a while there. And then you, Terry starts showing signs of kind of like getting a little too big for his britches. And you're saying, hey.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Because they had named themselves BMF, correct? And it was like the chains.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
You know, I completely understand it because I was very attracted to the street life, too. I ran away from home at 14 and started supporting myself. So your story really resonated with me because, you know, we both kind of came from similar backgrounds. And then just to go out and live completely opposite of how we were raised is wild. But sometimes we just have a journey to fulfill.
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And that's why we came here, you know. So moving on from that, I think you got pregnant around 18. Can you take me on that journey? I got pregnant at 18.
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I made it seem so easy. Right. You feel like you made the appeal happen.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
that's insane so before you guys got indicted you had taken a trip back to detroit and h had caught up with you is that a true part of it that's a true story can we talk about that because that was brutal yeah it was brutal but you know i knew that you know even like we would have the conversations and even though he would try to act cool about it i just knew i knew him and i didn't trust him like that
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oh and then you guys ended up having a baby together which is your first son he went on to college followed him for a minute and then yeah yeah and then she was like no i'm gonna do my do my thug puzzle yeah and then what is your oldest son's name i forget marlon marlon okay and then so take me on this journey of when you were 19 you went to what was the name of the club The Rooster Tail.
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that's amazing that is really cool i'm happy h redeemed himself yeah i wasn't expecting that answer no he came to the uh screening oh he spoke a little bit you know yeah even even though he's you know the truth is out there about him to be able to face it like that that's some real man shit yeah it is yeah that's amazing that he did that he did my abusive ex would never
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
he's still trying to shame me telling me the abuse didn't happen yeah yeah can't wait for that day um so let's circle back to when you guys did get indicted how much time did you get how much time did your son get and how much time did terry get my i got 57 months and that's almost five years five years three or four months my son got 11 years
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
So, you know, you spoke a lot about being in prison, what you had to do, you know, dealing with the counselor and how you had a change of heart. And in prison, it's pretty much like your lowest.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
I think that's amazing that you were able to look inward and reflect because some people go to prison, like you said, and they get angry and just hate everybody.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Look at me. So you did your time. And during this, you weren't allowed to talk to Terry, but you went in already mad at Terry because of listening to some tapes. Listening to the wiretaps, yeah. What did you hear on those wiretaps? Oh, my God.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
Their moisture wicking bras and leggings are designed to move with you during your workouts. However you choose to refresh your look this year, all Quince pieces are priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands. They're able to do that by partnering directly with top factories, cutting out the cost of the middleman and passing the savings onto you.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Tonesa Welch
Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices. And of course they use premium fabrics and finishes for the luxury feel in every piece. Speaking on new clothes, you know I had to get something to put all these new pieces in. My personal favorite is their suitcases.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Quince definitely seems to have nailed the balance of quality and value with their suitcases. I love that they offer a range of sizes and colors and you can choose what fits your personal style or travel needs. The 360 degree wheels are a huge plus. Makes maneuvering through airports or crowded spaces so much easier.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Betrayal trauma is the worst. Yeah, it's the worst. You don't ever get over it.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
I've been through it, so I understand exactly what you're talking about. I still look at my husband, Kaka, to this day. His affair happened fucking five years ago, I think.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
The girl built a whole case on him and sent it to me whenever shit went south. When it went back, yeah. And when you see the pictures, the videos, the songs.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
We can't hear that. Literally, we'll be somewhere and the fucking song will come on because it's Ain't No Sunshine when she's gone and nothing compares to the Chris Cornell version. Anytime I hear those, I literally look at them and I'm just like, you motherfucker.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
I know they're coming. After this podcast drops, they're coming. They're coming. Yes, yes. I'm so happy that you had the heart to walk away and the knowledge and the self-respect for yourself to walk away after retrying again for five months. Just being like, you know what? This isn't for me. It's not for me. So when you guys ended, did it end on good terms? No.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
You know, here you are not to gloss over the fact that you lost your son, which I definitely want to touch on that too. I just want to highlight really quick. Here you are, you know, left Terry thought everything was fine. And then all of a sudden you hear about this TV show that's in the works and
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
I just told my kid that the other day, I said, you got 24 to 48 hours and you need to get the fuck up and stop crying.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Yes. And it's a beautiful story too. Thank you. Thank you. Can we circle back to your son that you just lost in 2023? Can we talk about that and what happened?
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So he took his own life. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. Just that fast. Mimi, can we get some tissues? Yeah. I am so sorry. Do you want a hug? It's going to make me feel worse.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
No, I'm just kidding. Things are rough around here, okay? No, it's cute. I'm sorry. But, yeah, so, you know, I just think like. Was he battling a mental illness of some sort?
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Your life is such a testimony of just resilience and of what a strong woman really is. I'm sorry. It has me just gutted right now. Um, moving on from that situation. Of course. Yeah. Let's take it. Let's take a deep breath. I got tears still coming out of my eyes. Um, um,
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Moving forward from that, that beautiful, beautifully tragic story, you have some really awesome things that are happening in your life, and you are doing some really awesome things. Thank you. You said earlier that you are doing, you know, you help with prison reform. You have a few shows that have been out, which was, what are the three names again? You have the movie. You have the Notorious.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
He didn't give up. Yeah. And whenever he, and in the, in the movie that you have, you, the lady of BMF on BET plus, you guys can watch it anytime. Um, It shows, like, Harold going to your dad's house, your parents' house to pick you up, and your dad just does not like him. Stepdad, correct? Yeah, your stepdad just did not like him. And could he tell that he was not good for you?
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
You're going to win. I'm going to win. I already have my speech. You're going to win. I already have my speech. She's so cute. When she came in, I was like, you're going to win. She said, I already got my speech. I already got my speech. And that's how you know she's going to win.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
That is why I'm doing this series, because everybody I grew up in a street life, too, and everybody glorifies it. The movies, Hollywood, fucking social media, like everybody glorifies drug dealing.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
And, you know, I talk about, you know, being an escort and, you know, to people, some people think that I glamorize it, but I don't because I don't really go in depth about it, you know, and I just that that was a part of my life.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
So being able to bring the women like you and Ramona and Renee and just really showing people that the real lifestyle and the shit that you guys have had to go through and overcome and just the beautifully amazing women that you guys are so inspiring.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Your story is so incredible. Thank you. And it deserves to be heard. And I hope you don't stop screaming it from the top ever. No.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
He could tell right away. But, you know, we don't want to listen to our parents. Ever.
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on BET+. It's well worth it, guys. I promise you. Haley and I watched it and we loved it. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you so much for coming.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
No, I love it. I love it. What do you mean? I felt so many feels through this whole interview. It was just like laughing and then heart-wrenching and there's just so much. It's just really beautiful and I'm so happy to be able to have a platform to help you scream it even louder. Thank you. Anytime. Yeah, after you write that book and you do a book tour, come back and see me.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Oh, let's go. Yeah. We'll have our bus there too. So you can come and just chill on the bus. I'll bring you backstage to your daddy. He'll fan out. Love it, love it. Miss Tonesha, thank you so much. Thank you. Tonesha. That's okay. I'm so sorry, Miss Tonesha. Thank you, and thanks for having me on the Dumb Blonde podcast, baby.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
I appreciate you. Thank you for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye. The first few months of the year, honestly, it's like a blur of work deadlines, social events, and of course, that annual spring cleaning scramble, which I'm going to do tomorrow. If you're anything like me, life's packed tighter than your calendar on a Monday morning.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Between juggling appointments, errands, and trying to maintain some shred of sanity, it can feel impossible to find time for anything else. Even a quiet evening with your partner, let alone an actual date night. It's like life gets turbocharged and you're just trying to keep up.
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The hustle of spring is coming, which means it's time to family proof your family with the Life360 app, a location sharing app that works whether you're on your phone or Android. Life360 makes coordinating your family's daily routines and activities so much smoother.
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Just open up the app to see real-time locations for everyone in your family, eliminating the stress of wondering where everyone is and saving you from constantly asking where they are. It's amazing how much more coordinated your family can be when you know where everyone is at any given time and the peace of mind that provides is a game changer.
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Location sharing with my family through Life360 really streamlines communication by keeping everyone connected in real time. It gives me peace of mind knowing where my loved ones are at all times, whether they're at work, school, or out running errands. It just makes everything feel more coordinated and less stressful.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Honestly, it brings us closer because we're not constantly playing the where are you game. Knowing where everyone is and being able to check in instantly is comforting. It's like having a little safety net and a reminder that we're all on the same page, even when life gets busy.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
I've set up a custom place alerts for when Bailey arrives at school or gets to practice, so I always know she's safe and on schedule. My life 360 circle includes Daddy, Bailey, and I've added a few others too, just to keep an extra eye on them like Mimi and Haley. It helps me stay connected with everyone and I can check in on them whenever needed.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
Yeah. So he's buying you all these gifts. You guys officially are together. What happens after you guys get together?
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isn't it wild to think back um because i too dated you know drug dealers back in the day and um you're around all of these drugs at such a young age you're touching them you're literally inhaling the fumes packaging them and it's like you are so we have like not a care in the world at that age i won't even be in the same room as drugs now Now I don't want to be around the same type of people.
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TBT: Tonesa Welch
So you guys were moving weight for the East side and then you guys, you convinced him to start expanding it to the West side. Can you take it? And don't tell him, I don't know why I said that.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
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It works. Plan a trip without your husband. And I guarantee you that motherfucker is going to ask if he can come, which I was thrilled. I was so happy because I love spending any time with my husband. Anyways, long story short, I changed a bunch of the locations just to suit my husband, too, because he would be flying in from Canada. So we, I just pulled the plug.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I was laying in bed and Jay's like, so are you going? And I'm like, no, I give up. I'm like, it's too, it's frustrating. I can't do it. And he's like, he leans over and he looks at me and he goes, will you let me handle it? And I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah. I mean, if you want to, I was like, you don't have to though. When I tell you this man, this fucking sexy little minx is,
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Went all out, bro. And like, I've been with my dude for nine years. My husband is one, we don't do stuff like this for each other. We're not over the top. Like we'll buy each other cars, stuff like that. But you know.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Yeah. My husband is a Capricorn Venus. I don't know if you guys know anything about Capricorn Venus's, but their love language is work. OK, like that's I'm a Capricorn Aquarius. That's all I do is work. But their love language is fucking work. No romantic bone in his body.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
So when I when I saw my husband plan out this entire trip, which Mimi knew about it, I didn't even fucking know about it and hid it from me. I guess he had been planning it before he even asked me or was like thinking about it.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
That's probably why my husband said, so are you going to Puerto Rico? Cause you had texted him and told him. So yeah. So we, I just trusted him. I never, I'm a control freak too, but I was just like, you know what, baby, whatever you want to do. He's like, all right. He was so anal about the entire process that he wouldn't even tell me. I wasn't allowed to ask when we were flying out.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I wasn't allowed to, I'm like, I need to know so I can pack and be there, you know, like, One thing I absolutely cannot stand about bras and panties is when they dig into your sides. On the top, girls, you know what I'm talking about. When you get that little muffin flap in the back and then on the bottom when it digs into your hip. Absolutely drives me insane. Can't stand it.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
But with skims, that never happens. And that is why I'm obsessed with skims. Because they're t-shirt bras, I don't get any lumps or bumps. And their panties, oh my goodness. Their panties are perfect. The material just lays flat on your body, smooth. Never bunches up, never cuts in and creases in your hips. It's my favorite. Their fits everybody thong is for everybody.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
She is for the streets, I promise you. I'm telling you, all the girlies, you need to go and get these panties because these are the ones I wear every day, daily. I have some on right now as we speak. I also am wearing a t-shirt bra right now and it is the most comfortable bra that I own. It's my go-to.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I literally hang it on my doorknob in my closet so that I just grab it and slap it on before I go anywhere. And don't get me started on the online Demi bra. That one is perfect. It doesn't have wire underneath it, but yet you still get like pushed up and held. And it's just like an all day where I just can't listen. If you guys can't tell, I absolutely love skims.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
So please go get you some skims shop skims, best intimates, including the fits everybody collection and more at skims.com and skim stores. After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you select podcasts in the survey and be sure to select our show and the dropdown menu that follows. We get on. My husband gets me a private jet, flies me from Nashville to us, from Nashville to L.A.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
And then from L.A. we got on a commercial flight to Honolulu or Kona. And when we land, we've never been to Kona. And when we land, we get to the Four Seasons in Kona, which, by the way, guys, if you're ever going to stay at a place in Hawaii, please stay at the Four Seasons in Kona. it will blow your mind. The people there, Miss Cindy, will greet you. Can we take Miss Cindy home one day?
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
She is Moana's grandma energy. Absolutely. Just so loving, so sweet. Like, you will get laid the minute you get there. Mm-hmm.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
So anyways, we get to this place, the Four Seasons in Kona. They my husband got the presidential suite for me, and I've never stayed in a presidential suite ever in my entire fucking life. I mean, with sugar daddies, of course, but like not with somebody that I love. And this wasn't a suite. This was a fucking huge for a mansion. I was like, it is like what you it was crazy.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw. And it was the sweetest thing. And my husband just really went above and beyond.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Yeah, it was really sweet. And I know everybody's like, oh, good for you. But it's like, you have no idea. My husband is not a romantic. So for him to have gone to those lengths to do what he did meant so much to me because we've been together almost a decade and I've never seen that side of him. And I was like...
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
i could get used to this i understand now why girls like the princess treatment ladies who have been doing the princess treatment you motherfuckers have been doing it right okay it's nice no it's noise it is like i'm like i love it here i never want to leave so no it was amazing we had the most beautiful time we went and swam with freaking manta rays
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
On the way up there, Everybody's quiet. Nobody's fucking saying a word.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
We are in the middle of the ocean in the middle of the night. And we're just like... I don't know if you've ever been out on the ocean at nighttime. It is fucking scary. It's eerie. It is so eerie. It is the blackest of black out there. It's crazy. But once we pulled up, they have this roped off little area that isn't far from shore, which is crazy.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
They said 30 minutes and we all said... Into darkness? Yeah. Yeah. And they tricked me. So I had told everybody, listen, I'm not going to go on this. If we only go 10 or 15 minutes out, I'll do that. But I'm not doing the 30 to 45. 50 minutes later. 50 minutes later. We are literally... Get to the destination. I'm like clocking it on my phone the whole time. I'm looking at me. How much longer?
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Like I was so bothered, but when we pulled up, the scene was so beautiful.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
There was boats everywhere and there was like neon lights under the water and you could see these huge, beautiful creatures. They were just so happy to show off and be around humans. I can see why Moana's grandma literally became one of those. Yeah. Like they were so cute. And I told me, I told Mimi, I go, wait, watch when we get the water, our energy is going to attract them.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
And Jay, Jay's over there fucking laughing his ass off like a maniac. He's like, it just touched me. He was like just a little kid.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
But his legs were so white. I was scared to be by Jay because I kept thinking that it was a fucking manta ray coming up because his fucking legs are. I looked under the water one time and all I saw were two white legs. Just fucking man. Listen, I love my husband. He's a fucking different shade of white, dude. It is crazy.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Yeah. No, it was so spiritual though. Yeah. Like to be in the, in fucking meat monster soup. Isn't that what they call the ocean monster soup to be in monster soup and watch these animals come up. They have this face that smiles at you and a vagina. Oh, I didn't see the vagina, bro.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Is that their butthole and puss? It looked, I mean. I don't know. It was big. We need to study the manta ray DNA. I didn't see it. I was too fucking focused on their big ass mouths they keep open too. The mouths were terrifying.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Oh, I would have cried laughing for the rest of my life. Of all people. If Andy's foot had inserted. He would have freaked out.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Oh my, okay. We're taking, this is, you overcooked it. Ripped so hard there. So anyways, we get back on the boat and Tasha falls in love with the fucking tour guide. The whole way there, she's like holding on, just looking at him. She was so scared. I'm telling you, Tasha, I'm really proud of her because I love my best friend, but you know, her and I went our separate ways for a little bit.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
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So when we went our separate ways, I don't know what the fuck happened to her. I do know what happened to her, but... She's just such a fucking pussy now. And I tell her that all the time. I'm like, I love you. I'm scared of everything. And I'm still braver than you. I'm like, let's fucking, we got to break you out of your shell.
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Jelly's Romantic Surprise
So the whole time she's literally white knuckling, just so fucking scared.
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literally afterwards she's fucking macking on the fucking uh i don't know i guess they were talking the tour guide and they ended up going on a couple dates and he's a sweet boy we call him boat boy well we'll let tasha come on and tell the boat boy story because i know you guys are foaming at the mouth with your andy fallon love too with who oh with boat boy yeah yeah no andy is a major cock block
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Yeah. And then the next thing that we did was, um, we went and we did went ATV writing. Yeah, bro. First of all, we went ATV riding last year and it was like child's play compared to this. These people took us for real, for real off road. They literally.
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That wasn't a road. That was a mud pit. I was so excited. No, it was awesome. That was incredible. That was my favorite thing. Yeah, we had a blast. I mean, we were covered in mud. I'm talking like from head to toe. All of us were covered in mud. And then they took us to this waterfall that's on their property.
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And we all, the reason everybody's like, why are you guys jumping in the water with your clothes on? We were covered in mud. I'm talking like, we couldn't even smile without it being, I had fucking mud going in my mouth, dude.
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and then poor jason got stuck with tasha oh my god well tasha started on the atvs but i think she went the wrong way well mimi was originally supposed to be on that atv and somehow tasha ended up she said mine i said okay you can have it oh shit did she she was like and then she's like no one's putting my life in their hands i said
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Have at it. Meanwhile, Tasha's fucking mowing down two miles an hour, holding us up. She's like, yeah. So I looked at her and I was like, so I got out of my ATV and I was like, Tosh, I was like, you have to get out, get in this fucking car with somebody else, get in one of the other cars. I was like, I need you to be a team player. She's like, okay.
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And she could tell, like, I'm like, you're holding all of us up. And she's like, okay. So she reluctantly got in with Jason. She survived, though. And I mean, that course was rough. Rough.
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When I tell you the next day, my chest, my arms, my legs, everything, like, it was rough. We were all just like...
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no the next day we beat ourselves up we did like it was and then with swimming which took like right with clothes on yeah and shoes like literally like i don't know what we were doing but anyways the waterfall was just so pure the moment was so angelic and like that's one of those memories that will be forever burned in my brain because we were all just little kids
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So Haley wouldn't jump in, which I get. It's a huge fear. The water was dark.
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So when I say like it was a moment for all of us on this trip, we were all conquering fears. My OCD. You did so good. I threw it out the window. I made a vow to myself that I was just going to let it fucking roll, dude. And it felt so good. You ate a glizzy. What's that?
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Bro, and I was bloated. I gained two pounds from that fucking hot dog, okay? I was so bloated. I'm so proud of you, though. But that fucking, what was that pineapple shit? The Dole Whip.
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If you guys go to Hawaii, please find a Dole Whip place. Can we shout out the ATV place? Do we remember the name of them? Let's find the name of them.
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Yeah, you guys got to go. If you're going to go to Kona, please look these people up. Waheen Charters is who we did the manta rays with. And then the ATVs. Umama. Spell it out for us. U-M-A-U-M-A. Umama. Adventures. Yeah. So if you guys go, please go see them. They have this cute little area where you can get the Dole Whip. You can eat the best fucking hot dog I've ever had. It was so good.
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fire i want to go back just for the nachos i got two bags of their brittle brittle is fire i don't even like brittle i mean everything was great horses zip lines um they do it all they have literally everything there it was so cool my little dog dog that's my dog yeah it was amazing and then to top it off my husband ended up doing like dinner on the beach for me which was so sweet the cows
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oh what the fuck how did we forget and then after that long day of muddying and swimming through a waterfall we went and we cuddled fucking cows hugo was the best cow he licked me he was so sweet i want to bring hugo home i wonder if i can get him the all black one that had kind of like the skinny head shorts do you remember the one that was attacking me that's the one i like
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Oh, no, that was that thing looked like a weird mask. I like that.
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It looked like something off the purge. Oh, that cow looks scary. He looked like something out of a horror movie. But you got on the ground. He had big baby eyes. That was all. And then the fact that he looked like a monster. Baby-eyed monster.
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that they pick up cow poop with their hands bro okay so first of all these cows when they would shit it was like diarrhea it looked like a frosty machine too and it was like and this dude just went and swiped it up with his hands he said he said they have a clean digestive system all they eat is grass and i'm just like after that i was like i gotta go
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Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Bunny XO. She was a Vegas girl. Good job. Bunny XO, Dumb Blonde Podcast, and Bunny XO, Bunny XO, Bunny XO, Bunny XO, Bunny XO, Bunny XO, Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome back to another episode of Dumb Blonde. We are in season motherfucking nine, baby. Full steam ahead. Hi. Hey. Hi, guys.
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bro it was rough but it was a sweet experience so we don't want to take away from the experience but we were definitely a little you know like holy shit like i'm i'm getting into farmer life but i don't think i'm ever gonna fucking swipe up no chance i'm not ever gonna swipe up crunches shit okay i wash my hands after touching my animal still like every every time every animal i walk in all the kids we've gone through so much soap since we started to
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every time you have to yeah you have to so done enough with of Hawaii we just wanted to tell you guys it was amazing and tell you guys what we did because it was so special but please if you plan a trip go to Kona Hawaii stay at the Four Seasons in Kona Hawaii it's so worth it but speaking of farm animals
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I went from having no farm animals to now owning six. Technically seven, but you took Pablo. So... What the fuck is happening? And I gotta get one more.
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I have to get another donkey because my donkey is traumatized. He's a Pisces. He's extremely emo.
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Cause he's so fucking emo. Haley, look at this video I took of him yesterday. It's pouring rain outside. Cause every morning that I go to the bathroom, I look out to check on him and I open my window and I'm like, Hey donkey. And I talked to him and this morning it was the saddest thing I've ever seen. In the rain. So emo. Yes, he's just sitting there like this in the rain. Just so fucking emo.
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But the funny thing is, is the other morning when I first got home, I walk out there and I'm like, hey, donkey. And I'm talking to him. I'm feeding the cows. I look over. This motherfucker's got a boner this big, just flopped out. All that. Yeah. I was like, why do you have a boner? What is happening right now?
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But we had the sweetest moment because this donkey, since we got him, so the people, Raleigh farms is who we get all of our animals from. They are so sweet. They're the best humans ever. And they go and they get, they save essentially these animals from auctions.
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Yeah. They literally save these animals. And then we... How did we even get connected with them? How did you get connected with them?
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All by himself. So everybody keeps asking me, like, did he come with a, with, was he attached to somebody? No, this donkey has not been attached to anybody. Nobody. We don't know his background. We don't know where he came from. We only know his birthday. So we don't know the trauma he's endured. So this fucking donkey is, Is a wild donkey.
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Like you literally have to like to even put a coat on him because he was shivering one night because it was so cold. So we put a coat on because everybody's like, I've never seen a donkey with a coat on. Well, has your donkey fucking shivered? I mean, what are we supposed to let him fucking shiver? Exactly. So anyways, don't tell me not to put a fucking coat on my donkey. All right.
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If he's shivering, I'm going to put a fucking coat on him. Anyways, this donkey will not let anybody near him. Everybody's like, give him carrots. I can't get near him. He stays 10 feet away from me, except he is starting to warm up because the other day I posted it on TikTok. He I didn't even have food in my hand. He let me inch up to him and just pet him, which blew my mind.
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And then like what happened was I broke character with him. I've learned with him. If I don't hold a certain energy, he'll walk away. So I have to like really emit like love to him. I crouched down. And when I crouched down and got eye level with him, he hated that for some reason.
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He does not like when I crouched down, which is weird because you would think me standing over him would intimidate him. Right. Maybe eye to eye level.
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yeah yeah so and then today i before i came to the podcast i um went out there i tried to spend some time with him a little bit of time with him every morning and i went i went out to him and i just walked real slowly up to him to offer him like a little piece of candy and he didn't take the candy because he didn't like it but he let me get really close to him again so i was like we are making fucking progress you are making so much progress yeah he won't let anybody else get close to him you're his person
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I don't know. We'll see. Jay's going to be like, what in the fuck? This is my donkey. You took my dog and my donkey. I want to rename him, though, because donkey does not fit him. Donkey is like a rambunctious, happy, active donkey. This is Eeyore. He's literally emo. I want to call him emo because he's so fucking emo. I didn't realize how animals are so emotional. Emotional. Crunch.
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I love that you guys are like regular staples on the podcast now. Yeah. Do you remember when we first started out? You guys would not let anybody video you. This one for sure. Hayley.
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No. Or if we put her face in it, she would make us put an emoji over it.
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You're like, these are suicide boys. Crunch is... I told Mimi, I said, you have all the sweetest animals. I have all the fucking traumatized assholes. Donkey's a sweetheart, but Crunch... I can't stand him. He is such a fucking asshole. He is a straight up bull and he's a tourist. Yeah. So it's like, he is just like, if you show up with something like today, I imagine that he walks literally.
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I was trying to feed the donkey. I was trying to feed the donkey. This motherfucker comes up and goes boom and head butts my ass. I'm like, are you kidding me? I'm like, I just fucking fed you. Like, what are you doing? He's just such a, he's so aggressive. But anyways, yeah.
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I've added three little swine to my tribe and at first I only wanted two because everybody tells me you gotta buy in pairs but then the lady calls me why does this always happen to me by the way the lady calls me and she's like they're sisters you can't split them up they're so bonded to each other and they are extremely bonded to each other so I'm so glad we got all three of them but I've got piglet I've got maple
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Yeah. It's just been really cool to watch you guys glow up in front of the camera.
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And I've got Zsa Zsa Gabor. But it's spelled G-A-B-O-A-R. So like Gabor, because a boar is a pig. Let me tell you, Zsa Zsa is a big back bitch. She is so fucking feisty. The video you posted?
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bro because i couldn't find her damn mouth you know because she was like moving around she's like have you seen it yes she fucking got so mad that i fucking didn't have the animal cracker right when she wanted it maple sweet sweet sweet sweet just so sweet and like lazy she's the loudest but she is just such a sweetheart and then piglet is the drama queen like everything is the end of the world with her it's it's just straight up drama literally the golden girls and it's all our hair colors all of it yeah
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Girl. I did one podcast with no makeup on. I was like, never again. I look dead. I'm not doing it ever again. Never, never, never. I went from only ever wearing makeup to nothing.
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So I bring the pigs in every night. They sleep in a playpen in my house. It is literally the cutest thing ever. They're adorable. I love them. They're so sweet.
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They are so cute, though. I grab their asses and just fucking hold on. They squeal. I'm just like, and they're like, this is the cutest thing ever, dude. And they're used to me now. They're literally so used to me now. So when I do it, they get all excited and like happy and stuff. And every morning I wake up, I'm like, hi, girls. And they're like. You know, they're just the cutest things.
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s'more is the sweetest cow i have i think he's my little baby like he's so soft and delicate and like so feminine i sometimes i want to call him her because he's so feminine and he's so pretty he looks like magatu from fucking uh blue steel will ferrell's character the white
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Well, it's because you're beautiful. The way you just mommed her and the way she looked at you, her mommy issues kicked up so tough in that fucking glance. I heard it over here too. I heard it over here too. It's an art to chew gum and do podcasting at the same time. I literally hold it like tobacco in my lip. Did you just put it on my couch? It's in her finger. She's up here rolling it.
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it's in our chat show her give her give her a show i you know had this moment last night while me and you were texting each other and i wanted to be like what has our life come to because we are literally giving each other farm updates in bed last night wait can i that's what he looks like i swear when you see him today you're gonna be like yeah he does i had the hardest time leaving my house today i now understand why when people have farms they don't want to leave they don't
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Yeah. Like I just want to hang out with them. Like every morning, my excitement is literally to go see donkey right now and the cows and the pigs.
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Um, I'll have to look it up. Crunch had a fucking temper tantrum. I was handing him a fucking animal cracker the other day. This is my cow. Okay. He's, this is how fucking bougie and what so much of an asshole he is. I put it in his mouth. He drops it down. He goes and looks at it. It was so pissed. Kayla goes, what the fuck was that?
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I said, he's throwing a temper tantrum because he dropped the fucking animal cracker. Like these animals have such personalities. It's insane. And farm life is where it's at, man. I'm not a country girl, but I'm a city girl trying to be a farmer. And next is gardening. You're going to do it. I know you can. I know you can. Delaney, Ernest's wife, said that she would teach me.
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They're polar opposites. Hilarious. Nightmare in a funny way, not in a bad way. But Briley's just...
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it fucking down don't touch that god damn it cash don't put that in your mouth that's me that's me as a parent let's talk about um a woman who um has been online for a really long time and who I have to say, sitting back and watching what she's accomplished in this past year, I'm so proud of her.
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I don't think she realizes how cool it is what she's getting to do, but getting to watch her live out her dreams has been really cool. Trisha Paytas just announced that she's doing an ERAs tour where she's doing, it's a tour. Oh, she's going city to city. I look at the dates because we tour for a living. I looked at the dates. I was like, this is a straight up tour.
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Like she starts in February and ends in like March, I think, or April. Like that's, she's putting in work and it's like a bra. I think it's like a, is it her Broadway show? I don't know. She has like, it's like a Broadway musical themed, but yeah, like I'm so proud of her. Like she really deserves her kudos and she got to do the SNL thing and stuff like that.
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So it's just really cool to see, um, her finally get the flowers that she deserves. Yeah. You know, I feel like so many people when she was on YouTube, YouTube is such a different community of people. And I feel like they're so rough and so negative over there. And to watch how like TikTok has just embraced her and loved her. It's a complete 180, Trisha. And she's a different human too.
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Mom life looks so good on her. It does. She looks so zen, so peaceful. I love seeing her and Moses together because it reminds me of Jay and I. They're a team. They literally just work. And I think that's amazing. She's really a true testament of happily ever after.
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Well, guys, I am so excited to be back. You have no freaking idea. This season, as you guys can see, is already starting off to be a banger. And I'm just, you know, really, really excited for everybody to see all the guests and just do another fucking season, man. Season nine. I can't believe we're in season nine. I feel like we should celebrate season 10 when it gets here. Yeah. Monumental.
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Yeah, the lore of Trisha Paytas goes on for decades at this point. And I think she's going to be a household name. And I'm just proud of her. And I just wanted to give her her flowers on the podcast because she really deserves that. She is. She's doing the damn thing right now. Really proud of her.
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Oh, so Spirit Airlines has just announced that if you dress scantily clad or if you have certain types of tattoos, they're not going to let you on their flight. And it's soul plane. Soul plane is going to fucking tell us that we can't. First of all, I've never, I will never fly spirit airline.
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I feel like if you want a certain type of demographic to fly with you, then raise your fucking prices. Bro. It's that simple.
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I feel like the airlines industry right now, something's going on with it. Yeah. And I just want to, I want to put this in the air because I've, you know how I'm into astrology and stuff like that. My astrologist, Danielle, who does not miss with anything. said that Pluto is in Aquarius, and there's something else in something.
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And she said that the industry of aircrafts is going to change drastically. Really? Yeah. Something is in the air with the airlines. I mean, Boeings are dropping out of the fucking sky.
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No, I started to, but I didn't like it. It had like a weird... The first episode sucked.
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Because the motherfuckers are falling out of the sky and the fucking airlines are doing weird shit. Like Spirit Airlines, get your shit together. Raise your prices if you want a different...
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you know demographic to fly with you because giving people those rules now it's going to create more tension there's going to be that overzealous uh airline worker who's going to be like you have this type of tattoo you're showing like if i wore a crop top and shorts somebody could be like you can't come on the flight you're dressed too scantily clad yeah it's like people on power trips like you're just like who the fuck is running spirit airlines well especially after you're
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Yeah. So you got to gaslight everybody else. Exactly. You got to take your frustrations out on everybody else. Spirit Airlines. Who is the CEO of Spirit Airlines?
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It is. Heavenly number balloons. How many? Oh, God. I'm going to be one of those people like the ones on Instagram when they reach a milestone. I fucking hate that. Don't do that. First of all, I don't like you did it. Well, no, I didn't do it. You're the type.
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I don't like people who can't take any fucking accountability. Like, just take accountability. Yeah, we did that. If you want to really be a dick about it, be like, yeah, we did that. What are you going to do about it? You know?
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was terrifying yeah that's like even the southwest you remember seeing like recently where they were like dipping down really low and then like coming back up yeah this washington scares me yeah the scary thing about the thing that happened in dc is they were landing how is a black hawk i think something's up with that a black i was gonna say elevator a black hawk helicopter
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Is it Blackwater or Blackhawk? I think it's Blackwater. It's Blackhawk.
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We were supposed to be in that flight path too, by the way. Yes, I know.
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Like, yeah, because there's so many politicians coming in and out. Yes.
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Jade's the type, too. Love you, Jade. You guys are like influencers, too, though. I hate the term influencer. I think it's the weirdest thing ever.
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Fuck. I wonder how they couldn't have gotten out of the water. They could have been trapped. Ice cold too.
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I hadn't seen an update. Yeah, they found most of them. Golly. Most of them still in their seats. My heart goes out to their families. Just all of that. I'm so scared to fly now. Like, I don't like it. It freaks me out. I used to love flying. I used to be so comfortable in the sky and it was just so peaceful. And now it's like, it's scary. I don't like it. It's terrifying. Everything about it.
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I don't like it. Moving on. Good Night Nashville has now opened. Babies, look at Haley's hat. Yay. I'm so impressed with the bar. It's so beautiful. They did such a great job. I feel like it has a different ambiance than any of the other bars on Broadway. I can attest to that. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, no, it's awesome. And not to mention our bottle bunnies are banging. So you guys have to go visit. Go to Goodnight Nashville on downtown Broadway. Go ask for the girls there. I think...
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two of them that i know by name or i'm still learning all the girls and hames but uh what is it laney alana elena elena sorry it's elena and julian ask for them those are my two babies and then um follow them on tiktok they just started their tiktok yeah follow the tiktok it's at bottled bunnies b-o-t-t-l-e-d bunnies b-u-n-n-i-e-s go to bunnies profile and watch her do the worm
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yes yes and she's so hot like she's a little redhead and she's so hot i've ever seen yeah literally does this worm perfect in a freaking thong and looks amazing i'm sorry if i scrunched my ass up like that it would look like a golf ball there's no way that you can do the worm and look so fucking perfect it's flawless yeah i literally watched her do this worm when i was like yeah
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And she's beautiful. And that, but the cool thing is, is not only are they beautiful, they're actually really sweet. Yeah. Like they're cool girls.
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I'm like, I love to see what their hair looks like that day. Dude, all of them are gorgeous. Gorgeous. All of them are gorgeous. I'm just like,
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kudos to whoever did all the hiring because they are beautiful grand opening february 20th the whole crew will be there come see us um yeah come down a good night nashville what is it 209 broadway i believe right next to kid rocks fine give it right next to kid rocks honky tonk 209 broadway yep 209 broadway baby
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Well, because you're letting people get to know you a little bit more. You don't have a niche. And I feel like, I guess if it's to be an influencer, you have to have a niche. Like fucking, what's her name? Nara Ford? Oh, yeah. Nara Smith. No, Nara Ford's the hot OF model. Sorry. Yeah, like Nara Smith. Like, love her. She has a very, very niche thing.
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Amen, sister. What else did you want to talk about the updates with dumb blonde season nine?
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like god can't wait oh yeah it is going to be a hot season i think this is like season of the men that's what i was gonna say i feel like this is the first time we're really leaning into like the male yeah like vocal side of things and i'm like really excited about it yeah i'm excited too i can't wait can't wait for these um music segments to start coming out you know of course always as always inspired by howard stern yes so we got to give howard his flowers um
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But yeah, Howard, I'd like to come on the podcast. I'm ready. I have a book dropping. My book is coming out, you guys. I am almost done. Let me tell you something, ladies and gentlemen. I thought writing a book was going to be easy. No, no, it's not. I can get through a chapter a day if I really focus, but it's been brutal.
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june july we're dropping the book we got a sneak peek of the cover today sneak peek of the cover i'm so excited can't wait yeah i'm just excited just all good things for 2025 we might be branching out doing some really big business moves so yeah you'll be you guys will be seeing that soon and
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You know, we're just so thankful and we're so thankful for our Patreon community, first and foremost, because you guys, man, really funded this podcast when we had nothing. So, I mean, you know, shout out to my OF and shout out to Patreon. I don't have an OF anymore because Patreon literally took over the OF. But yeah, I'm just so thankful for you guys and. I think that was a pretty good wrap up.
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It's a good start to the new season. I love you guys. I'll talk to you later. Bye. See you guys next week. Bye.
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Do you know how many women wake up every day and want to be fucking drop-dead gorgeous and bake a loaf of bread? I do. I kind of want to make a sourdough.
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I don't have a ton of jealousy in me at all. You guys know that. Nothing makes me jealous. The one thing in the world that makes me jealous is bitches who can garden, bitches who can fucking bake a loaf of bread, bitches who can just cook anything from scratch. Steak and eggs? Gotcha. Yeah.
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all day long chicken done you want me to freaking you want me to make you homemade pudding absolutely fucking not i don't know what i'm doing or like the bitches who make uh beef tallow like for their skincare products like i want to learn how to do that i would be a hippie with armpit hair and just fucking live at home teach you how to make butter When the fuck did you learn how to make butter?
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I use it all the time. Well, there you go. I don't know if it'll separate like real butter, but yeah. Those fucking seasonings never do. Like if you get gluten-free breadcrumbs, they're not like the real fucking thing.
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I love gluten-free. It's a big difference. I think gluten-free products taste so much better than regular products, but maybe it's because I have gluten intolerance.
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Well, that, but it just tastes so much better to me. Like, it tastes cleaner, I guess you could say.
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No. If you guys order from fucking Jersey Mike's their gluten-free bread... Maybe it was Jersey Mike's that you ordered.
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sushi restaurant he was like can we please swing by beach tree and get a hamburger I said I got you bro we okay so we went to Hawaii Hawaii how amazing was the Hawaii trip life-changing I did not want to leave dude it was so needed and I didn't realize how needed and necessary it was for all of us yes we got to frolic and play like fairies in the forest and What a good word.
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Literally, we frolicked. We did. I mean, I think I saw the boys, their little toes were twinkling. Like, everybody was excited to fucking be there.
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All right. But I'm letting go. So we don't hit heads. I know my husband wanted to hold my hand. I said, I love you. I'm going to hold your hand ever so gingerly, but you're not pulling me down with you. No, hell no. Like I'll, I'll jump with you, but midair we're disconnecting. We're not going in together. Taking my hand back. Got to go. Um, no, it was first of all.
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So how we ended up in Hawaii is actually a story in itself because I For the first time ever in my life, I was like, you know what? I want to do something for my birthday. It's smack dab the middle of January. We just all fucking had to get through Christmas. And that's always the worst time of year because like everything shuts down around Christmas time.
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And I mean, you know, the stress of the holiday and just from Thanksgiving till January 1st, it's a shit show in our lives, you know? So I was like, I want to do something for my birthday. Let's fucking go to England. So and I just literally pulled it out of my hat. I'm like, let's go to fucking England. So we start researching me and Mimi and we got it all planned out.
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We're going to go to fucking England. And then it gets so cold in Nashville. Snaps into cold. So cold that I'm like, the last place I want to go is another cold place on my birthday. So let's switch destinations and let's go to what was the first one? The Bahamas? Yes. Yes. Let's go to the Bahamas. I've been there before. I saw Anna Nicole's grave and like I went there.
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But when I went, I went with a sugar daddy. So I didn't love it as much. I was trying to get the hell away from him the whole time. And I fucking flew my friend Grace out and everything just to get away from the dude. Sorry, Sandy. But I've heard of Sandy before. But Sandy was a sweetheart. But when you're on vacation in the Bahamas, the last thing you want to do is be attached to a sugar daddy.
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It's just a different experience. It's almost like whenever I had sugar daddies, I didn't want to allow myself to feel any joy with them because it was work.
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So I always tried to keep business and pleasure separate. Nothing was ever pleasurable about being with a sugar daddy. But anyways, that's a whole other book. So I was like, cool, let's go to fucking Bahamas. So this poor travel agent, we're working with her and literally she sends us so many options and blah, blah, blah, blah. I go and look and I lost my fucking passport.
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Don't know where my passport is. I'm like, I never lose anything. My husband loses everything. I'm the one in the house who never loses anything. But I know what happened. I stuck my passport somewhere and I was like, I'm going to leave it here because it's safe and I'm never going to forget where it is. Well, I forgot where it was. So I'm going to I'm having my closet redone.
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So I'm hoping in the midst of all that, my passport will pop up. So anyways, I'm like, all right, fuck it. We got to go somewhere where I don't need a passport. Tasha needed a passport too. And that was just too, too soon to have, we waited too late to get a passport for her.
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um so anyways i'm like all right we're gonna go to it was the u.s virgin islands and then puerto rico because you didn't need passports yep so we started research on the virgin islands and i'm just like oh i can't wait to go to the virgin islands and i'm like all fucking hype about it and then the travel agent comes back and is like uh i would suggest not going to the u.s virgin islands it's like very touristy it's like not as like luxurious as the way she explained it right
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So anyways, I'm like, all right, fuck that. Let's go to fucking Puerto Rico. I was like, at least we know where we're going when we go there. So she starts sending all these options and planning it out. And I pulled the trigger. I'm like, I'm going to fucking splurge. So I got us like a really cool place for all of us to meet.
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Yeah. It was, and we'll go to Puerto Rico, but I was like, I was, for me, I'm such a cheap fuck, especially when it comes to myself. So for me to be like, Hey, yeah, I'm going to spend X amount of dollars and pull the trigger on this was huge for me. So we get where I'm like, okay, I want this one. You guys have these rooms. Let's do this. We go to book the flights and the flights are,
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I don't know. I didn't even know if there was a thing. Yeah, I actually heard something about that. But I didn't care about the prices. This is going to sound so fucking pretentious, okay? And I don't care. If I'm paying this much fucking money to fly, I want to lay the fuck down and I don't want to have to be at the airport at 5 o'clock in the morning.
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Literally, you could only fly out at 5 a.m. and sit in literally regular class. Like their first class was just sit straight up and down for six hours. I'll have 10 panic attacks. I'm going to be fucking sleep deprived and I'm not going to be able to lay down and put ice on my chest.
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Or, you know, like I already have such a fear of flying, not to mention what's been going on in the news, like insane. So I'm already a nervous wreck. I pulled the plug over the fucking flights. I was like, nope, not going because I'm not going to be uncomfortable on these flights. And I was talking to my husband about it. And he's like, are you guys going?
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And I'm like, oh, and by the way, my husband who never wants to go on trips was peaking. I was planning this trip without him. Starts poking his nose around when I say I'm going to England. And he's like, well, I can't get into England because I'm a felon. And I'm like, okay, well, who you're not going, you know? And he's like, well, do you want me to go?
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And I said this on a previous podcast and I was like, yeah, I would love for you to go, but you never do. So I just didn't include you, which I'm going to start ladies. That's a trick for your husbands. Okay. If you want something like the lady who wrote in about the birthday thing, I literally did not include my husband in these plans. And he was like, Can I come? You know, like, so it works.
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So not so not only did the church not protect you, the judicial system didn't protect you.
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And he was like, well, sorry, but how much older than you was 33 when I was 13?
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wife to young kids that like I literally would say were my brother and sister um they were the sweetest ever and he's still with his wife and has kids well that was when I looked forever ago I'm sure they still are um for a woman to stay with a man who does that to a little girl that is so questionable to me like I don't understand and I get a lot of slack for saying things like that on my podcast but I'm sorry if you're a woman and your husband is
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So you were 17. So he was almost in his 40s. And this woman is still with him.
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Yeah. Oh, my God. That is disgusting. So did you finally get justice whenever? No, nothing. Nope. Did he finally leave you alone? Yeah.
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I mean, if he was holding onto a tweet from two years ago, dude is still probably watching your every move. That is so scary, KT.
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I'm so sorry. That is just really just... I'm just so sorry. You didn't deserve that. And I think you know you didn't deserve that now, too. So I love that for you, that you've been able to get to a point where... you didn't blame the Lord for this, but you also, you know, held him accountable for what he's done. And you're speaking out about it now, which that.
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I love that. And little girls need examples like you. They really do. And especially women who are going through stuff like that, they need, you know, beautiful, strong women to show that have been through it to show them like, Hey, I got through this. You know, I think I feel like if we had more women that could lead by example, like what you're doing, um, you know, our youth would be
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Honestly, it brings us closer because we're not constantly playing the where are you game. Knowing where everyone is and being able to check in instantly is comforting. It's like having a little safety net and a reminder that we're all on the same page, even when life gets busy. I've set up a custom place alerts for when Bailey arrives at school or gets to practice.
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That's a form of like trauma too. And it's manipulation, but that traumatizes the person that you're doing that too, because they, they know that you love them. And if they're telling you that they're going to kill themselves, then you feel responsible for that.
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Not to cut you off, but this was all, okay. So you looked in those emails and you found out that this person was lying.
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So it was an addiction, but they were covering up an addiction and saying all this other stuff so that they could cover up their addiction.
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Oh, good. Yeah, I'm glad because, you know, sometimes when people go the first time, it's not easy for them to come back and integrate into the world without, you know, falling back.
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Oh, good. Well, I'm glad that that story has a happy ending. You had said that during all of this, you're going to community college and you had to drop out. Did you end up going back to college after everything got better or?
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Never finished. So take me on the next journey of your life after you finally get through this. Does life calm down a little bit, or where do we go from here?
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You can't help it that you're a bad bitch and people want to marry you. Hello. Are we are we using people's engagements against them now? Oh, yes. Really?
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As you shouldn't. And I've learned with people online, they're going to fucking make up whatever they want. As far as I know, I'm a Trump supporter and I'm a racist. Like I and I'm like haven't voted since I was 18. I don't know enough about politics to even give a fucking opinion, you know, but it's like they will label you and make up whatever they want about you.
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Or it's like, look at look at we have her responding to us. It's like they just love it. You're damned if you do damned if you don't.
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Yes. So you were never engaged. He was just your boyfriend.
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So we're clearing the air. It's all right. I mean, I've been married three times. Hold that against me, motherfuckers. I don't care. It's in my book. Like, you know what I'm saying? I think there's other things that you can hold against people than that. Like, that's crazy.
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Yeah. Like, are you guys jealous you don't have three wedding, or what are they called? A...
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what do they call the engagement rings you don't have three engagement rings see I don't even know because I've only just gone straight to marriage I've never even been engaged okay see I mean that I mean I did that with Luke yeah oh yeah we're gonna get to Luke because I'm sure everybody wants to know about Luke and I actually kind of want to know about Luke too but um let's say okay so let's dial back so you broke up with him and then where do we go from here
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How soon after you guys were snapping for that month? Like what was the first date?
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But yeah, he invited me. Jay and I got married a month after we met. So, I mean, you never know when you know, you know, you know, or like, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
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And so he did not prepare you at all for meeting the entire family at all.
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I'm going to call you that day and be like, listen, lady, not happening.
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I wonder if it's a karmic pattern. I know you probably don't believe in that stuff, but I'll have to look into it.
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So when you guys got engaged, were you like just head over heels for each other and you guys were just ready to start life together? Yeah.
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I love that. That's that's sounds like something my husband would do.
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No. And then it's those simple things that like when you get to where, you know, he is now and like, you know, where my husband is now, we look back on those times and we're just like, dude, we kind of miss things being so simple.
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Was he, like, making out with her or were they banging? Okay.
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there comes a sense of respect where you would break it off with the other person. Like, Hey, I don't know how to handle this and I don't know how I'm going to handle this and I don't want to hurt you.
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And I, I'm telling you, man, women love to rat out the dudes when they're doing something. I tell my husband that all the time. I'm like, don't fuck around. Cause if you don't think these girls are not building a case against you to just, you know, and they were, yeah.
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You are stunning. When you walked in, I was like, oh my God, she's so pretty.
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But I think it's because a part of you feels like they're going to change. you know?
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Nobody can see those. Stop it. You're beautiful, though. I feel like your beauty isn't captured online as much as it is in person.
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Is this our first time meeting, or have we met somewhere else? Because I can't remember.
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Oh, okay, gotcha. Because I feel like I've met you before, but I don't know. Maybe it's just because we feel like we know each other.
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This has been a long time coming. I feel like we've been talking about bringing you on the podcast forever, and then we just finally were able to make it work this season.
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So you told him that you were pregnant and then he just completely like wanted nothing to do with it?
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No, I was like, I felt so bad. I was like, tell her it's going to smell like gas, but tell her just come on. The propane company, just for everybody, tried to tell me I didn't pay my bill, which is a fucking lie. And they fucking turned the propane off. And they said that our house smells like propane because as the tank drains.
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How did you come up with the name Indigo? Because that is such a beautiful name. I love it.
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Yeah. I love the name Indigo. Um, so take me on this journey of being a new mommy. How was that for you?
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I love that he's getting involved and, you know, being a dad. So that's awesome. Yeah. Do you ever feel like any of his songs are written about you? Because I see this online all the time. He's writing this song about her. This is a song to Katie. Literally. And you're in the comments like fighting for your life. Like, no.
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If you could think of any of his songs that you would think would be like, you know, you inspired, we won't even say written about you that you could have possibly inspired, which ones do you think it would be?
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Yeah. Because there's usually always a runner and one that stays and sometimes it flip flops back and forth. But like with Twin Flames, there's always a long periods of separation, too. And then you guys always seem to find your way back to each other. Not that I'm saying that will happen.
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I'm going to fight people whenever I get done with this podcast. I'm so mad. You have no idea, Katie, what I've been dealing with today.
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Yeah. Well, I think you're hot AF. So Morgan lets you fucking slip through the cracks. I don't know what's wrong with him, especially cause you're already his baby's mom, baby mama. But anyways, moving on from Morgan, let's talk about like how you started building your social media because that's how I came to know you was, I think, I think maybe Instagram or Tik TOK is how I found you.
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And I was like, Oh my God, she's beautiful. And then I loved like your perspective on things. And I just started following you and just kind of fell in love with who you are as did a lot of people. So take me on that journey.
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It's so cold. I know. I feel so bad. I'm like, do you want my jacket? It's a Raiders jacket. She's like, um, no, thank you. So I want to get to know you. I did a little digging on you last night and you know, you're kind of like a, you know, enigma, like you're this beautiful woman that's online that has a presence and all this stuff.
Dumb Blonde
KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Um, I think we all go through that when we first get social media followings, we're like just word vomit. And then we're like, Oh, okay. Maybe I can't say that.
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What exactly is being authentic and not authentic online? I feel like people are allowed to present what they want to. People are not entitled to receive everything.
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Everything. Everybody's life. So who dubs it authentic or unauthentic?
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Oh, girl, trust me. I get told all the time. I'm like, do you think if I was going to embellish a story, I was going to be a Vegas hooker? Like I would have fucking graduated from Harvard and been a plastic surgeon if I was going to lie about my past.
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Podcast because I will never give them any fucking credit or attention. I just think those people over there are fucking sick. Like something is wrong with you to sit there and just tear down somebody else's life that's doing way more than you ever could behind a fucking fake screen name with no profile picture.
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And sometimes what's even worse is the men that are on there tearing apart women. It's just so weird, dude. Like I just, I don't get it. And I'm glad that you don't allow that in your life either. Heck no. Yeah. You can't because you're, you're never going to be hated on by somebody who's doing more than you or doing the same as you, you know, even like with DMS and stuff.
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That's bold. If they're DMing you hating, I mean, you got to give them a fucking round of applause.
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Of course we know who your baby daddy is, but you have so much more to you and I want everybody to know that about you. So I want to just kind of start from the beginning. Like where did you grow up? Tell me a little bit about your childhood and all that stuff.
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I was like, damn, now they're getting bold. I was like, you got the brave ones.
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And I'm like, imagine taking a break. Yeah. Imagine dedicating your life to just tearing somebody down like I could never just wake up in the morning, have a cup of coffee and go and fucking hate. Like I just couldn't do it. That takes dedication.
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She should be getting paid for that. I don't like that much negative energy. I would feel so gross about myself. Like there's no way. I would just never be able to leave a bad comment.
Dumb Blonde
KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Well, since we're talking about it, let's talk about all these plastic surgery accusations that I've seen that you have because you're a fucking beautiful woman.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah. Well, I've just, I've seen a couple of things where people are like, she's had so much work done. You know, people say the same thing.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
and look how much cuter he looks then too I'm sorry you guys aren't judging him well you know what it is you guys have baby faces here like we all I think all women have their baby faces and then like when you get to a certain age we lose you know that kind of chunk right here too yeah you know what I'm saying but you look beautiful the only thing that if I were to look at this and judge it I would say the only thing is that's different is your teeth and maybe you got your lips lips for sure that's it
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Um, no, I think, I think you look beautiful. And I think that if anybody could tell it's literally just lips and veneers, that's it.
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I think you guys are a beautiful couple. But... And you guys make beautiful babies. We already know that. So... Yeah. Why stop now?
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Maybe this is a conversation that you and Morgan need to have. Absolutely not. Like, hey, man, can you just freeze your sperm for me and I'll do IVF?
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
No. Isn't it crazy that as adults we're correcting things that we didn't ask to be done to us?
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listen if i didn't have hayley i'd be out here on these streets looking rough okay like i i don't know anything about makeup the hair got you makeup cannot do it to save my life especially now like there's so much like technique and shit that goes into it there's i try to watch tutorials and it never works but like how do y'all do this yeah like if my makeup artist does my makeup i'm like okay i've got it this time like locked in then i go home and do it absolutely not yeah
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
No, I could never. I've tried to do my makeup, but like how Haley does it does not fucking work. Not at all. All right. So moving on from the plastic surgery, let's talk about the recent events that have happened in your life with a relationship that you got into about, I think, what, like nine months ago? OK, no. OK, first of all.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
I want to talk about that too, about you and Caden and the car accident. Should we talk about that first? Okay. Let's talk about that. Today's two years.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Oh my goodness. Yeah. Bring that up. Cause I remember I was so worried about you guys.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah, I think I text Caden whenever you guys were going through that to make sure you guys were okay. So did you and Caden ever date? Were you guys dating-ish? No, we weren't dating. The smile is giving it away.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Well, because Whitney says that she's hooked up with Morgan too. So whenever you guys were together, I think that kind of like set the internet.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
yeah I mean we bonded over it yeah yeah and Whitney's a sweet girl I think Whitney gets way too much hate she doesn't fucking deserve it she's granted she plays into it and she you know yeah I mean I would she's beautiful yeah and she instigates it online but in person Whitney really is just a sweetheart yeah and I was drawn to that like she had those like so much potential and I mean she couldn't see it within herself yeah but she has she has a lot of potential yeah um
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah. She's got a good spirit. So back to this accident though. So what happened? Like somebody just cut you guys off and smashed into you.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
yeah is this and that was my dream car I loved her that's Regina George is I love that is um is this in a lawsuit are you guys you know suing over this okay yeah um it's been two years now yeah and I can't believe that was two years ago do you miss her I do miss her well I'm glad you guys are safe what happened what injuries did you get from this
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Can we pull up a picture of her face? It's on your Snapchat right now.
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I do have to ask you about the pastor scandal. can we have some insight and clarity on that whole situation?
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I had read somewhere that you changed your name, like the spelling of your name when you were younger. Why is that?
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OK, so it was kind of like you were like shedding the old you.
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She's like, I want to be different. I need to set myself apart. Yeah. I love that, though. So growing up, what was your relationship like with your parents and your family?
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
You finally answered the FaceTime or did you leave us in a message? Okay.
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This is like some shit you watch on fucking Lifetime movies. Like, this is wild.
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Why do they always attack the woman and the man never gets held to the same accountability?
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let alone letting him go on church trips and leave church trips.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah. And was even showing you text messages between him and his wife. Like, what are you supposed to believe?
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
I just hate that the church turned against you and the whole thing. You know, like, I understand maybe his wife being upset, you know, understandably.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
But just for the church to turn their backs on you, like, it's just crazy to me that, you know, this has happened to you numerous times in your life, you know?
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
I think you, I think because, and this is just my reading from your whole story that I've learned today is, you know, losing a dad at such a young age, it's, you're going to carry that through life and men that lead you, whether they're pastors or just leading you in life, you're always going to be attracted to that because that's something that you haven't had.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
As a child. So, I mean, and listening to you explain this story, it makes 100 percent total sense, you know, why you you were involved with this man, because you truly believe that you guys had a future together. It's not like you went in there intentionally and was like, I'm going to break up a marriage. You know, this man came to you and said his marriage was over.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
And that's what people need to understand. And they need to stop judging you for just leading with your heart, you know, and you do trust. I have noticed you trust very easily, whereas which is wild.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
I think when it comes to men that are in a certain light, you want to be able to trust men of the Lord, and you want to be able to think that this is a picture-perfect scenario, and you don't want to think that they're lying. For him to have to have gone away to rehab, obviously there was another situation going on.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah, definitely more to the story there than I think he had a lot more issues than just cheating on his wife, you know, especially to have to go away for 60 to 90 days. So I am thankful it didn't work out for you because that sounds like it would have been a nightmare. Yeah.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Well, I mean, you know, I think through all of this and all of the lessons that you're learning, I think I'm tired of growing now. You said you're tired of growing. Girl, get used to it, man. I'm 45 and I still learn lessons like it's to this day. I'm just like, OK, Lord, I see what you're doing. All right. I know. I know where this lesson is coming back around.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
So you're never you're you're you aren't growing if you aren't learning. So I think you just, you know. keep leading with love like you are but maybe be a little more cautious when it comes to you said something to me when I told you I was going through therapy and you said it was something to do with
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah. So if you don't learn, if you don't learn the lesson, it'll keep presenting itself to you in different bodies.
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things to be stable and thankfully I'm like okay we're healing the root this time yes so no more bodies please lord like just well I feel like me heal I feel like with Luke you've kind of broken that pattern though a little bit he's not like the other typical
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Right. Absolutely. Yes, for sure. But as far as like the men go in your life, I feel like you've gone a different trajectory with Luke.
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I love that. So that automatically makes you a girl's girl. Whenever you grow up around women like that, I've always had a core group of women just around me too. And I just, I think there's nothing better than that feminine energy.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Um, you're a better woman than I had. I've been like, no.
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And so... That's all we need is KT with the Montana Boys.
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And just like, you know, being able to soak it up and being able to be.
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You guys seemed like you guys were really in the beginning, really like getting along and like just like good influences on each other. He seemed like he settled into your life pretty easy.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Do you think that you also maybe are carrying some traumas from the Morgan relationship into this because of how like you found out that social media like cheating on you was through social media and girls damning you? So it's like you probably have that wound still.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
It takes time and it really, and I preach this to a lot of the girls that come on the podcast too. Cause I'm very in my masculine energy too. Like I'm a boss. You have to, It's my way or the no way or like I'm not going to ask anybody for help.
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How did you guys make the decision to lead to divorce? Was that you that initiated it?
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It's so big of you to be able to realize this, though, the self-awareness that you have is really like awesome.
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But when I finally got with my husband, it softened me in a way that I can't even explain because it was like it was I finally didn't have to take the lead anymore. Not saying that you need a man to be softened at all because you don't. I I did because, you know, I just was fucking just balls to the wall.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
He posted a video and you can tell he's pretty sad and he looks really sad. You know, and again, I don't know. OK, I was going to say I didn't know if that was for views or for the attention. But, you know, I can see where his feelings would be hurt. Now, listening to the story, I can understand how he's feeling.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
He's probably scared, you know, and he he probably doesn't want to let that wall down and come back. And then it happened again because it's going to hurt even worse.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Marriage is hard. And I think that's what a lot of people don't realize. And the first I don't know if you've listened to my podcast before, but I've told this story a million times. The first three years of Jay and I's relationship. I don't know how we made it through. Like we had so many breakups, so much fucking shit we did to each other. Like it was just wild. I don't even know how we got.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
But you'll know you'll it'll hit you one day and you'll just be like, you know, I just you'll soften naturally.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Those people are not the same people that are in this marriage now. And I mean, it's almost a decade.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
you have to you have to fight for it and that's where it got with jay and i was finally that third year we looked at each other and we said either we're gonna make this work and we're gonna better ourselves and become better humans or we're gonna go our separate ways and that was all we both needed to start working on ourselves and you know you're getting therapy maybe he needs to you guys need to do therapy together because that's what helped jay and i too like i've asked
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah, and I think once you're done going through therapy, which to me therapy is just a forever journey anyways, I think once you get to a certain point in therapy too, you'll have the coping skills and the knowledge of how you want to apply it.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah. And I, it's really just communication and just you, you needed to grow a little bit, but I also remember how I was at 22 and I, where I was at 22 and where I was at 30 or two different people. Same with you, I'm sure. Yeah. So it's like, you know,
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even if it doesn't work out, at least the blessing from this relationship for you was the growth and being able to start working through all the shit that has hurt you in the past, because Katie, I'm really blown away by your story. I didn't expect to hear all the things that I heard today from you.
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And you have a real testimony here, you know, and I think you're finally starting to realize that because now you're starting to love yourself and, you know, doing the therapy, doing the work and actually trying to heal is such a beautiful thing. And I feel like we were never fully healed. We're always going to be healing, but you're already on that journey.
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And maybe that's what Luke's purpose was in your life was to send you on that journey.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah, because you're ready. There comes a time where you just get sick of yourself and you're like, I need to fix something. Obviously something's broken in me.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Well, I'm going to pray for you and Luke and I really hope that you guys can figure it out. And if not, just keep on this path that you're on for sure because... I you have a glow to you. And I mean, I just I love you seeing the this transition in you because I have been watching you for the past couple of years. So I really love to see this version of you. Thank you. Not my fireball.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
I like I mean, I like the fireball self, too. So what where do you go from here? What's what are you interested in doing for, you know, moving as far as like moving on? I want to buy a house. Yeah.
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I get it. I don't even want to leave my animals. My entire content has turned into farming content. And it's the best. Dude, I can't wait to go home and squeeze crunch. Like I'm just so excited to see my animals. So I know how it is whenever you're a farm mama.
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Let's talk about your volunteering. Cause I think that's so beautiful. Uh, she was going to do the podcast, um, a couple of days ago and she was like, but this is when I volunteer at the jail. And I was just like, Oh my God, she's so cute.
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Tennessee does not have like a rehabilitative like system.
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Yeah, I get it, though. And you're also a Scorpio, though, too, because you guys are like super headstrong. You guys are like you guys are like deep lovers. But at the same time, it's like you guys also have my way or the highway. Yeah, I get that. So tell me about your relationship with Jesus, because you talk about getting saved in eighth grade.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
I would love it. We'll definitely talk after this, but I would love to do something like that with you and even have Bailey come with us. Cause I think she would get a, just a kick out of it. She loves helping people like that too.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Yeah. It's therapeutic for your soul too. For sure. Yeah. I'm so proud of you and your story is really beautiful. And I really hope that this podcast, um, opens up a lot of people's hearts and their eyes to who you really are as a human.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Well, you know, I'll pay my, obviously I'll pay my propane bill. So $21, but Katie, thank you for being here. I appreciate you so much.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Of course. And if people want to find you, where can they find you? Shout out your socials.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
Come back to TikTok. Do not let these people dim your shine. Okay. They don't. They don't deserve that. That's what they want. Like you have such a light to shine and God's working through you in so many ways. Like who, who cares about the 10 people who have bad things?
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
And I do see that you carry that relationship now still into your everyday like online life also. So, you know, tell me about that relationship.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
I mean, you know, to people who cares about all the shit bags who have anything to say when there's so many other people that are just love you and embrace you.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
and it's always easy to pay attention to the bad trust me I get it but it's just there's so much more positivity you know and I just don't think that I'll come back I post on there but maybe one day soon I'll put my comments back on come back I mean you don't even gotta put the comments back on just fucking come back and post and you know spread your sunshine thank you I will hopefully till next time my love until next time thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde I'll see you guys next week bye
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And people that you should be able to trust, you know, like.
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And this is where I have an issue with like, because I grew up in a really religious home, too. I grew up Southern Pentecostal, believe it or not. And I just saw so much hypocrisy when it came to religion. That's why I always say I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
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Because it's like these people were supposed to protect you and they were supposed to show you like, you know, how to walk in life and like, you know, faith and just and that's an abuse of power. You know, but then to gaslight you and say that this was your fault, like that's so disgusting and so not fair and you didn't deserve that.
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KT Smith: Breakups & Blessings
That's so beautiful that you could take that kind of pain and still not be mad at the Lord. Because a lot of people would be like, Lord, why did you let that happen to me? And for you to be able to separate that it was human error and not God letting that happen to you is huge, especially at 13, 14. It was definitely hard.
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First of all, it was super hot that she is a fucking cute, tiny little thing in a man's world. I thought that was hot. I always love when women represent. Secondly, How much pressure were you putting on your little poop chute to do that, dude? I'm scared. Holy fucking shit. Like the visual. I'm like, baby girl.
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I don't know. Let me know when it's off the screen. Cause I'm probably going to puke. I am not looking.
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Nothing about that. I'm not looking. I don't want to know. I don't want that imprinted in my pretty little brain of like, I have a pink little bubbly world in here that has glitter. No, you're not ruining my world. What'd it look like, Haley? Give us a fucking play by play.
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Oh, that's a rosebud. Yeah, it's a prolapse. You're a vine. Some people are into that. It's a fetish. Rosebud. Is rosebud and prolapsed anus the same thing? Yeah. No. Rosebud is when you're getting banged like anally and then the meat comes out. Yeah, that's where the prolapse is. Oh, God. I never knew. Yeah.
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Yeah, Taylor Holder. He was so grossed out. Did you show it to him during Thanksgiving? I told him to look it up and he did.
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Moving on like a filet mignon that we're about to eat. God. Moving on. I want to ask, why weren't you guys at the Grammys this year? I'm sure you're busy, but I wanted to see the fashion. I literally Googled Jelly Roll Grammys 2025 to try and find you guys. Should we tell them the truth? Are we allowed to tell them the truth? Are we? I don't know. The Grammys was the worst thing.
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award show we've ever been to the way they treated us not just us it was everybody everyone everybody I mean they had Taylor Swift outside in the rain they when it was over tsunami they just pushed you guys yeah and then pushed us out into puddles of water like it was just I don't know I didn't like the vibe I didn't like it and also you know we're coming up on what our third and fourth year doing these and
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And I'm really picky now about what award shows I want to go to and like what I want to pour my energy into. Like they're fun. And I love that my husband is nominated and we're so appreciative of it. But at the same time, I don't feel like we need to be seen all the time.
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yeah you know like when we come out i want it to be special and the beginning i feel like we we went to every award show and it was like boom boom boom boom we're at every award show now it's like i just want to be selective and you know my husband's busy i'm busy and i'm building a fucking farm i would rather be at home with my animals than walking any red carpet so can we put you in a grammy dress and put you on the farm yes that would be a great photo shoot you should be full we do her full glam glam
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Just spread hella food on the ground and make them come to you. Yeah. I'm down. I would love to do that because that's where I'm at in my life right now. You guys get to see us go through seasons. All of us. We all get to grow in front of you. And right now I'm just in my... I've told you guys I'm in my baby mama gardening era. This is great. Instead of gardening right now, I'm farming. So...
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I mean, I'm going to start gardening too. Delaney's going to teach me, but I'm focused on my animals right now.
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I go see my animals before I eat now and you guys know how I am as soon as I wake up I have to eat yeah it's crazy though like it's almost like you feel like they need you yeah and they do but like are they gonna miss me if I don't get up and go see them every morning I scream out the the bathroom window I'm like hey donkey hey no but he's always like oh fuck Here she comes. She's awake, guys.
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Yeah, literally. It's like Toy Story. Everyone gets ready. What era are you in? Hey, hey. Making out with boys at bars. In bars. Making out with random boys at bars.
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I love it. Listen, do more. Catch Haley out on the... Catch me outside. Yeah, if you guys want to see Haley, just go to Goodnight Nashville.
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You fucking decorated a bathroom and then tore it down.
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I learned a lesson with the Vegas house with shitty wallpaper.
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He'll probably want you to leave it like that, too, because it looks so cool on the inside. I know. I hope so, because I don't want to take it away.
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Trachi even joined in on that one. Hello, friends. We dropped season nine with the most drama filled podcast. I swear. Listen, I love you guys. And I am so far removed from all the fucking drama. But I build relationships with these people.
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And it's like I love to have them come back because they need to have updates in their life, you know, and it just so happens that their lives are fucking dramatic. So. Here we are. But yeah. Anyways, I hope you guys listen to the season nine episode drop and tell me what you think about it. Yeah. How's everybody doing? I want to go home to my farm animals right fucking now.
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I'd really like a steak right about now. I would like that too.
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I ordered a salad with croutons. I also got, what else did I get? Mashed potatoes. Keep going. What else? I think I might have got like a shrimp cocktail, a lobster tail.
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Maybe just a burger and a steak. there it is i seriously miss my farm animals though this is my first day being away from them in like a couple weeks and i'm like so upset that i'm not gonna get to see them tonight i'm gonna have to go see them in the dark oh i take flashlights out there i'm scared
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Pablito, we love the old Pablito. I love that he's in the door. Oh, yes, that too. I also haven't seen my husband in two weeks. I'm starting to get ornery. She told me she's going to try to put the cows in the pool. Yes. I heard cows can swim. Okay.
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Somebody told me that cows love to listen to classical music. So now I go out there and I play 90s R&B for Crunch, and he sits next to me the whole time. He loves music.
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I was wondering if it was like melodies that was getting them or, you know, like, I don't know. But he really loves him some Jodeci and some fucking Chai. But anyways, I'm going to try the when I get my chairs because I ordered some chairs so that I can go sit out there with them at a table. I figure I'll start reading a book or something, you know, or maybe write in my next book. You never know.
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Yeah, they might like a little Sade, but Crunch loved it. He stayed by my side the entire time. He loved the music. Yeah, loved the music. So we'll try the Beethoven Symphony, the one that they say. But I also heard that cows love to swim. So you guys already know what's going down in my pool in the summertime. Come on.
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Yeah, they got to have a pool. We got to get them their own pools. A few. We're going to have a few on the property. They're going to have a spacious little area. Like these guys are going to live life.
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Oh, with the slide. I'm just scared Crunchy will try to eat the plastic.
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Donkeys, on the other hand, very smart. Pigs, very smart. Donkeys, no.
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No. Not smart. Not smart. Not smart at all. So, who wants to kick it off, babies? I'll go ahead and kick this one off.
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That to me was- What is up with you in closets? Bro, I don't know. But I was home. It was the middle of the day and he goes in this room to just fucking get a penis pump going. It wasn't even like we were having bang time or anything like that. He just was in there pumping his dick up. And I found out that he carried the penis pump around with him everywhere.
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I never stormed in like I was really looking for the penis pump fucking weirdo. Like, come on. I mean, no. Yeah. I wish I one day I'll tell who it was. If he ever decides to come for me online. Who I think it is. Yes. Oh, wait. Who do you think it is?
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No, really believe that. No, absolutely not. He's packing. He's perfect. What? He's great in bed.
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And so did the other one. So it was like, you know, I didn't understand. It was just a real weird insecurity that he had. Like, how are you going to have a decent-sized schlong? I guess it's like women. Like, we want to pump our lips up, right? Like, if our lips are too thin, we want to pump them up. Or if our ass is too small, we want to fucking fluff that up.
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I was around 16 and had a skin tag looking thing on my bikini line. It was bugging the crap out of me. So one day after I got out of the shower, I took fingernail clippers to it and cut it off. Listen, sister.
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We listen and we don't judge. I'm judging. Your friend sawed her pussy lip off over here. Fingernail. Yeah, but I feel like you had intention.
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I tried finger nail clippers. I couldn't get it around the meat. I did. I tried. So that's why I had to saw it off. But I don't like the word meat used in that term. What else can you call your vagina lip? What is that?
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Yeah. It took a turn. Listen, we have no shame, Paige. I'm glad that you took matters into your own hands. Now listen, disclaimer. people who are listening to this at home, do not perform surgery on your body. I'm just a weirdo, and I've had surgery on my body, and I'm sorry.
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I'm also frugal as fuck, and I'm not going to go pay fucking 15 grand and go have my pussy lip fucking shaved down, so I'm going to do it myself. But ever since I did it, it hasn't came back. So I really think that from having the labiaplasty, it was just a little piece of skin that grew back. Probably a little scar tissue, essentially what it was. Yeah.
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Well, it wasn't aesthetically pleasing, and it had to get the fuck out of here. So, Paige, I understand.
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I mean, you probably got to just go one, two, three, and then just cut it.
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Well, first and foremost, as a person who has had fingernail clippers on a piece of vagina lip, it's very sharp. Those fingernail clippers are sharp.
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No, I tried with fingernail clippers first, and I didn't get it. And then so I had to use fucking the microdermabrasion razor, which I wish I would have had another razor.
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that's hard because we don't really know all the details we don't know what she's done to you we don't know um you know circumstances so it's awkward but on the same hand always protect your fucking peace peace is priceless i mean if that piece comes with the fact that you might miss out on some stuff if she's a part of that then that's what that takes yeah so if she's coming to that said event don't go to the event
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Listen, I am queen of retracting my energy. So if somebody is making you uncomfortable and making you feel a certain way. Disconnect from that entire situation. Disconnect from that entire situation because in the end, nothing is worth risking your mental health. Yeah, absolutely. Sorry, I think Tachi's got hair in my throat.
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I was telling Phoebe whenever we were downstairs talking and I said, I think we're all connected and that we all were in each other's lives multiple times. I said, I actually think this dude might've been my husband and I'm so glad that he can't talk in this life.
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Yeah, literally. I feel like Tachi and I were fucking married in another life. Like he's perfect. I love him. Is it my turn again or your turn?
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I had a labiaplasty done, which I've been very open about and I've talked about. And while it was healing, but we were like in our honeymoon stage. So we literally would just fuck all the time while I had stitches in very carefully. And he ripped one of the stitches in my pussy lip.
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yeah yeah yeah something about being a wounded bird is like you know is it yeah you just feel so helpless you just want to be loved on you know but yeah that girl sounded like she might have had a couple issues going on she was very wild maybe she was young super young could have been because i know i did some right 18 19 oh yeah i did some weird shit back in the day All right. You guys ready?
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Oh, man. I wish my donkey would let me get close enough to him. That was my favorite voicemail we've ever gotten. That is so funny. I think I loved her voice and her accent more than anything.
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Somebody said something about you have to pick beans out of their penises, out of horse. And yeah, go. Okay, hold on. Nope.
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you have to i watch this so apparently horses and send it to me we're putting it on the tv get beans turn the tv on i will get beans in their penises it's on the fucking instagram of course it's on your for you page i don't know why look did you find it no it's what the biggest house
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why are we on why are you on google tv right now go click on that really quick it's the vegas house i think well we definitely sold it for more than that is this a show inside the cup what click on this house tour what is this
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there's more there's more videos like why this why this popped up on my fucking uh instagram reels i have no idea look at us look at us would you look at us look at us cut the 22 all right since i started i'll let you guys close out cut the films all right thank you guys for tuning into another episode of i still confess we will see you guys next week bye bye bye
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Would you look at us? Who would have thought? Who would have thought we'd be responsible freaking people? Hey. Listen, I need to get this Ask, Talk, Confess over with because I need to get home to my farm animals. Yeah. I was bonding with my donkey today and some person, some person, listen, I'm just going to say it out loud right now. Are you? Yep. I love you guys.
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And if anybody wants to come up and hug me at any time that I'm out and about, please do. That's I'm fair game. But when I am at home in my backyard, trying to bond with my traumatized donkey and you scream over the backyard fence, Hey, we just moved in. I'm not going to be a nice person to you because that is my personal space. Leave me the fuck alone. What did you say back? I, she said, hi.
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And I said, Hey, and I literally, okay, let me tell the full story. I cut up apples because I was determined to get Donkey to eat out of my hand today. Today was the day. Today was the day because we've been making strides. I've been going out there every day just fucking with him. And today he was a little, he's a runner, he's a track star.
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Like he literally just took off and was just running around. I got super close to him. I'm talking like I put the apple in his mouth, but he didn't know how to take it out of my hand. No. So it shows me he's never been hand fed before.
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So I dropped it on the ground. He ate it and then he ran off. Well, as he's running off, I'm getting closer to him again to have another moment with him. This fucking lady that I guess just moved in across the way from us sees me in the backyard with this donkey and decides to scream over her fence. Hi.
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Soon as she does that, I'm ruins all the traction I have with the donkey and he fucking takes off. And I'm like, I said, hi. And she's like, we just moved in. And I'm like, yeah. And I just kept walking because I'm just like, I'm sorry. I'm going to throw up a hard boundary with you if I'm in my yard. Listen, I am the nicest person. When you see me out, I will love on you. I will hug you.
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I'll high five you. I'll do whatever. But I've had a couple instances like this guy who does our laundry service. I changed the name on our laundry service so that he would not know who we were. Right. Oh, I remember. This dude goes out of his way to ask me to donate money, which I don't have a problem doing.
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But I specifically changed my name on this laundry so that you would not ask us for things. And when he did that, I let him know how disrespectful it was. And it was for it was for it was donation for a school that my daughter already goes to that we do things for anyways.
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But it's like and then they're like, you know, people get really kind of defensive when you throw when you throw up those boundaries. But it's like you are coming to our home. Yeah. You know, like it's like it's one thing if we are out. I don't the minute I leave those gates, I'm all your guys's.
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You know, like I know that I know that if I go to the grocery store or if I'm eating dinner or whatever, come up to me and say, hi, if I'm at my house, do not talk to me. Me or my donkey.
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Especially when I'm with donkey. Especially when I'm with traumatized donkey. You were in therapy. Literally. We were having a freaking moment with apples. It was beautiful. And then you come and freaking scream over the fence, lady. Like, go away. That would piss me off. And listen, I'm probably going to get some hate for that, but you guys would be the same way too.
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It's the same exact thing. Yeah. It's just, it's not fair. It's like we need to, we deserve time to ourselves and our peaceful place. And my backyard when I'm in those gates are my peaceful place. Don't make me build a fucking wall around our house because I will. You will.
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I will. She's like, I may have already looked into it.
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Literally, literally, I swear I don't. And listen, my husband used to be, um, when we first like got together, he would go and meet all of the neighbors and,
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and i've never been like that like i think there's two different people in every relationship there's one person who's very social and wants to be nice to everybody and there's one person who keeps to themselves my husband used to go and meet all of the fucking neighbors he wanted to be all the neighbors friends i mean all the way up until about three years ago he would want to hang out with all the neighbors now we don't want to know any of our neighbors around us except for the two that we have that are like up on the hill we love them they're amazing i feel like you always meet
Dumb Blonde
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Yeah, well, they're family. So it's like, and they have donkeys and they have animals and then this one over here keeps watch of our house. Like, I love her to death, you know? The rest of them, like, love you guys, but... Don't talk to me. Yeah, there's no reason for that.
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Ooh, thank you. All right, what do we got for Ask, Tell, Confess today? We got some good ones. Let's talk about it. Go ahead.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
Hold on. Oh. You motherfuckers always start. I'm starting this time. This is my show, all right? Hold on. I got a good one because I think one of you guys are going to fucking steal it.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
Ava has a tell. I live in the middle of Amish country in Pennsylvania. Did I take yours? Did I take anybody's?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
And my own. Oh, wait, hold on. I live in the middle of Amish country in Pennsylvania and own my farm and do custom work for them, like hauling animals, feed or working farm ground. And the one farmer I was helping when my mom was still around told me that everyone called him one ball saw. And I was always like, why do people call him that?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
When I was finally old enough, she told me that he castrated himself like what we do to cows with a bander and his balls got infected and had to get the one removed all because he was tired of having kids.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
It got the infection from castrating went into his balls and he lost a ball. So he's literally just got one ball. One ball's all. One ball's all.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
I mean, you can still have sex and not have kids wear a fucking rubber, get a vasectomy. Like there's so many. But don't they not believe in that? Amish people. Maybe they don't believe in that. You said Amish people. Fuck.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
There's that. We're starting off with a bang. Yeah, literally. OK, so she was in a relationship. She cheated on him. The condom got stuck in her. She didn't smell that. I'm sorry, but your vagina will smell if a condom is left in there like that. It's the fact that it was a few days later. That's what I'm saying. Her vagina smelled.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
Smelling your fingers? Doing the fucking stress test? No.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
But the fact that she went and got an abortion, what happened? The fact that she went and got an abortion and then gets fucked in her ass. Like you're still hurting down there.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
anesthesia makes me very horny okay no what you're not wrong you've told me before about having sex after procedures yeah at one time you had a oh i had a whole bbl and had my body redone and had sex something about anesthesia makes me horny lips done and not those lips i've never told that story before what it'll go viral if i tell it but yeah i want to hear
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
And he's probably cheating. That or he's probably cheating.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
He's probably cheating on somebody. He was definitely too good of a guy to not have a girl. Figured out who you were and was like, oh, fuck. I am going to get so busted if fucking... Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Speaking on new clothes, you know I had to get something to put all these new pieces in.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
And they were like, you're internalizing this. You're internalizing this and you're somehow trying to make this your fault. And this is this is not your fault. That dude's a fucking weirdo. He definitely is cheating. He definitely lurked to see who you were. Definitely saw that you're affiliated with us and was like, oh, fuck.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
He's going to circle back around. Don't block him. He's going to circle back around. Dude's going to unblock you a week from now and he's going to text you. And we're going to get to the bottom of this and find out why.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
right i didn't reply in 30 minutes because i was still asleep okay so he probably got in his feelings and that was like there's there's a listen we can sit here hypothetically yes people got his feelings about it's the kid part though that's so random he's trying to put it on you he's gaslighting you baby and it's working don't let him yes i don't know yes i don't know i definitely don't think it's the kid's thing but i'm just like
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
What the fuck? He found out who you are. Trust me. Am I ever wrong about these things? Have I ever been wrong?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Anytime I've called anything with any of these dudes, I've always been dead on. I promise you, he either has a girl, found out who you were, and does not want to get busted, or he... That's the only thing I could think of.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
He has crazy eyes. That's why I wanted to see pictures and videos so I could feel his energy. Yes, he's got crazy eyes. So dude's probably very bipolar, too.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
So... the, whenever I posted that clip on my tech talk about us doing that, there were so many people in the comments. If you go read, they're like, be careful on Facebook marketplace. Cause I've been catfished or whatever the fuck they call it. That's what it is to me. They're like, I've been catfished so many times. So emotional fucking journey.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
I know. Listen, dude, I'm about to investigate your whole entire fucking life.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
That's the first thing I looked at when she brought up his profile. I was like, okay, I'm going to be Googling this motherfucker until fucking midnight tonight. 2 a.m. I'm going to have fucking his blood type.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Please. Please. I'm going to call and give him his STD results. I'm going to block my number. He's going to know. It's going to make me look crazier. Honey, he doesn't even know crazy until he's met us. So what's his number? Give it to me right now. Come on. Give it to me right now. You're doing star 67, right? Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
We'll use your phone, but you got to bring me your phone over.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
and i don't let this dude hurt your feelings man it was 48 hours of of i know but a distraction look at it as a pleasant distraction and don't let that motherfucker gaslight you dude you did nothing wrong something's wrong with him just and we're about to find out exactly what it is but also like i think you're a great person and i wish you the best then why block me You know?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Because he has something to hide, honey. Yeah. He has something to hide. A girlfriend going through his phone. Something. It's got to be that.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
I don't believe any of his story. I think he's one of those weirdos. Who's probably just looking to fuck random girls behind his girlfriend or wife's back.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. And all of it just sounds crazy.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Yeah, no. Jason, let me see your phone. Can we use our Jaime's phone? Who do we want to use?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
No, no, that's too close. You're no fun. All right. So we're giving them STD results. Yes. Okay.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
All right. My number is two, one, three. Who's ready. all right what's his phone number 661 area code okay all right so i'm gonna i have to talk differently than what i do now give us your best fake voice i was gonna have like my perfect customer service voice on like just be super set like hi like hi but he doesn't say the last name just say Should I just act like a girl that he just met?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Be like, I just met you at the bar the other night. You don't remember me? This is Jessica.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
But I'm gonna tell him I met him in Nashville.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
I met you downtown in Nashville. On Broadway.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Okay. Because he'll text back all men. If they get a hi, baby text are immediately going to panic because they have a girlfriend or they're going to be intrigued because they're going to be like, who is this? So let's see if we get like you've done this before. Oh, I got your text that said, sure.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Next podcast that we drop with us, we'll have to update.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Yeah. This boy fucked up. Dude, this guy... Fucked up. Now he's got the coven on his ass. Again, this is probably why guys don't want to talk. Jason's like, yeah, he's over there giggling, dude.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Yeah, she wouldn't tell us while we were in hair and makeup. So our reactions to this are going to be genuine. So it better be fucking good.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
None of those. Well, because you put a hundred mile difference. These were like 800 miles.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
If he likes older women, he has mommy's issues. Where's his mom?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Does he know who you are? No. Are you sure? Does he follow you on Instagram?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
like so respectable too you can can we see a picture yeah you can i'm can we not show it on the pod of course hold on let me get my bifocals on yeah does he has he sent you a dick pic yet no i don't have his dick this is like are you gonna be picky about that though because you are a size queen i don't care really okay i mean unless it's like a true put it on the screen unless it's like a belly button
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Let me see. I need to investigate. Put it on the screen. Put it on the screen. I need to examine his face.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Is there a video? Can I see like his mannerisms or his energy?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Totally your type. Okay. Is there any more pictures? Show us more pictures. What's that one below? Not that one. There was one where he's like shirtless in the bathroom. Let's see that one. Oh, I got his last name now. Him and his niece. I don't see shirtless in the bathroom. He does not look 24.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
That looks like two different people though, doesn't it? Like go back to the one, the one of him in the beanie. What's that picture right there with the hair?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Go to the one of him in the beanie holding the kid. This just looks like three different people. That looks like an older man to the left.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
Yep. He's a cutie pie. So where are you guys going to go on a date? And should we be there? Under cover?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating
She's like, I might suck you off and show you who the throat goat is.