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Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul

Fri, 14 Feb 2025

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Pure chaos! On this week's Ask, Tell, Confess, Bunnie starts off with her own personal donkey drama, then we hear from a listener who reveals a shocking scrotum secret in the Amish community. Then, a tale of an accidental horse violation which leads to some Google image searches you will be happy you never saw. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: Why is Lume a game changer for Bunnie?

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Lume has been a total game changer for me, whether I'm on tour or powering through a busy workday. I've used it on my pits because let's be real, we all have that one pit that loves to act up. But with Lume, odor is no longer an issue. It keeps me fresh and confident no matter how long the day gets. I wasn't sure what to expect at first, but after using it, I'm blown away by how well it works.

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Trust me, you need this in your routine. Clinically proven to block odor all day and control odor for up to 72 hours. All products, baking soda free and paraben free. Choose from a variety of fresh, bright scents like clean tangerine, lavender, sage, or my favorite, toasted coconut. Want to try America's number one whole body deodorant formula right now? Not now, right now?

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As a special offer for listeners, new customers get 15% off all Lumi products with our exclusive code And if you combine the 15% off with the already discounted starter pack, that equals over 40% off their starter pack. Use code BUNNYXO for 15% off your first purchase at LumiDeodorant.com. That's B-U-N-N-I-E-X-O at L-U-M-E-D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T.com. Please support our show and tell them we sent you.

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Smell fresher, stay drier, and boost your confidence from head to toe with Lume. Think about some of the most successful brands out there like Aloe Yoga, Allbirds, or Skims. Of course, you instantly think of their standout products, their innovation branding, and the marketing strategies that make them so popular. But what's often overlooked is the crucial engine behind these brands.

Chapter 2: What does Bunnie recommend for building a business?

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The businesses behind the business, what truly drives their success isn't just the product itself. It's the seamless systems, tools, and infrastructure that makes selling easier and more efficient. Take Shopify, for example.

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It's the invisible backbone for millions of businesses, helping entrepreneurs and established brands alike streamline their operations, handle payments, manage inventory, and deliver exceptional customer service experiences. Without this kind of business infrastructure, these brands wouldn't be able to scale as rapidly or deliver the ease of shopping that consumers expect today.

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It's not just about the product. It's about the experience that makes it possible to sell effectively and successfully. Nobody does selling better than Shopify, home of the number one checkout on the planet. and the not-so-secret secret with shop pay that boosts conversions up to 50%, meaning way less carts going abandoned and way more sales going.

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So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell. Wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling, on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between, businesses that sell more sell on Shopify. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout that I use on my merch site.

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Chapter 3: Why should you join Bunnie's Patreon?

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Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at shopify.com slash bunny, B-U-N-N-I-E, all lowercase. Go to shopify.com slash bunny, B-U-N-N-I-E, to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash bunny. Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you.

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We have the Bunny XO Show. We have Meet the D-Fords. We have Popaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. ask tell confess

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could you hear that welcome everybody to another go ahead ailey you say ask episode ask whoa you say ask did you say episode you say ask ask you say come

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Chapter 4: What donkey drama did Bunnie experience?

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That was good. Yeah. I need a compilation of all of those for this last season. You know we're on like episode 20 of Ask, Talk, Confess already? Are we already? 20 episodes, you guys. Jeez. Crazy.

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I'm proud of us. We did it. I'm proud of us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us.

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Would you look at us? Who would have thought? Who would have thought we'd be responsible freaking people? Hey. Listen, I need to get this Ask, Talk, Confess over with because I need to get home to my farm animals. Yeah. I was bonding with my donkey today and some person, some person, listen, I'm just going to say it out loud right now. Are you? Yep. I love you guys.

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And if anybody wants to come up and hug me at any time that I'm out and about, please do. That's I'm fair game. But when I am at home in my backyard, trying to bond with my traumatized donkey and you scream over the backyard fence, Hey, we just moved in. I'm not going to be a nice person to you because that is my personal space. Leave me the fuck alone. What did you say back? I, she said, hi.

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And I said, Hey, and I literally, okay, let me tell the full story. I cut up apples because I was determined to get Donkey to eat out of my hand today. Today was the day. Today was the day because we've been making strides. I've been going out there every day just fucking with him. And today he was a little, he's a runner, he's a track star.

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Like he literally just took off and was just running around. I got super close to him. I'm talking like I put the apple in his mouth, but he didn't know how to take it out of my hand. No. So it shows me he's never been hand fed before.

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Yeah.

Chapter 5: How does Bunnie handle neighbor interactions?

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So I dropped it on the ground. He ate it and then he ran off. Well, as he's running off, I'm getting closer to him again to have another moment with him. This fucking lady that I guess just moved in across the way from us sees me in the backyard with this donkey and decides to scream over her fence. Hi.

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Soon as she does that, I'm ruins all the traction I have with the donkey and he fucking takes off. And I'm like, I said, hi. And she's like, we just moved in. And I'm like, yeah. And I just kept walking because I'm just like, I'm sorry. I'm going to throw up a hard boundary with you if I'm in my yard. Listen, I am the nicest person. When you see me out, I will love on you. I will hug you.

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I'll high five you. I'll do whatever. But I've had a couple instances like this guy who does our laundry service. I changed the name on our laundry service so that he would not know who we were. Right. Oh, I remember. This dude goes out of his way to ask me to donate money, which I don't have a problem doing.

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But I specifically changed my name on this laundry so that you would not ask us for things. And when he did that, I let him know how disrespectful it was. And it was for it was for it was donation for a school that my daughter already goes to that we do things for anyways.

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But it's like and then they're like, you know, people get really kind of defensive when you throw when you throw up those boundaries. But it's like you are coming to our home. Yeah. You know, like it's like it's one thing if we are out. I don't the minute I leave those gates, I'm all your guys's.

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You know, like I know that I know that if I go to the grocery store or if I'm eating dinner or whatever, come up to me and say, hi, if I'm at my house, do not talk to me. Me or my donkey.

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Literally.

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Especially when I'm with donkey. Especially when I'm with traumatized donkey. You were in therapy. Literally. We were having a freaking moment with apples. It was beautiful. And then you come and freaking scream over the fence, lady. Like, go away. That would piss me off. And listen, I'm probably going to get some hate for that, but you guys would be the same way too.

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Just imagine if you were at home and someone's like at your window being like, hey. Yeah.

Chapter 6: What are Haley's experiences with her neighbors?

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Like, our two girlfriends.

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You just already chose them.

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Yeah, well, they're family. So it's like, and they have donkeys and they have animals and then this one over here keeps watch of our house. Like, I love her to death, you know? The rest of them, like, love you guys, but... Don't talk to me. Yeah, there's no reason for that.

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Don't.

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There's no reason.

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It gives me anxiety.

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Yeah, for sure.

618.91 - 644.255 Haley

Do you know any of your neighbors, Haley? Yes. You made friends? Yeah, the people next to me. Because I warned them that I was having a small get-together. Small one? Small. Yeah. That was small? Mm-hmm. The wife is really nice, though, and she would put my packages inside my house when I was on tour. She would be like, hey, I see you have a few out there.

644.275 - 648.837 Haley

Do you want me to just put it in so your friend doesn't have to come get them? I was like, okay, so...

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