Haley
Appearances
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
Ooh, shit I'd click on when I was younger.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
at least one that you can trust. And we do.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
Do you know any of your neighbors, Haley? Yes. You made friends? Yeah, the people next to me. Because I warned them that I was having a small get-together. Small one? Small. Yeah. That was small? Mm-hmm. The wife is really nice, though, and she would put my packages inside my house when I was on tour. She would be like, hey, I see you have a few out there.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
Do you want me to just put it in so your friend doesn't have to come get them? I was like, okay, so...
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
they're really nice it's a little family and the daughter was obsessed with my like halloween decorations and she told me that and once i was like done with like halloween decorations i set them on their front porch and i was like here your daughter can have these and she's like oh my god she's so excited i have like one neighbor that like i can trust so happy you're not near the crackheads yeah crackheads that was a whole that was interesting rough time that was rough time rough
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
You know how many times my food would get delivered to their house too?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
Yeah, it's on me. I don't want it back. Oh, God. That's it.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
No, but I just love Amish. No, I'm excited.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
I mean, it's in the name. How? Or you're just on drugs. Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
Okay. All right, mine is also a tell. When I was 19, I worked in a bar that was a knockoff for Hooters. A fellow waitress just graduated high school and needed a place to stay, so I rented out an extra room that I had. Her boyfriend was younger and still in high school. He was 18 at the time. They had never hooked up, but had been together for a couple years.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
She ended up bringing a guy home from the bar one night, and the condom came off inside her. Ugh. A few days later, her boyfriend came over and I heard yelling in the other room. They were messing around and he... So... So...
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
And did the guy not be like, oh, where's the condom that I had on? I mean, they could have been drunk. The guy definitely probably knew, and he probably just didn't say anything. Still, like, you would smell that.