Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Bill Hader Returns Again
Mon, 28 Apr
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Actor, comedian, and director Bill Hader feels grateful about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Bill sits down with Conan once more to discuss ideas from the SNL writers’ room that never made it past Lorne, his personal experience evacuating during the Palisades fire, anxiety as an occupational hazard in the entertainment industry, and more. Plus, Sona reveals how she avoided a scam by a fake Conan O’Brien. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.
Chapter 1: What does Bill Hader appreciate about his friendship with Conan?
Hi, my name is Bill Hader, and I feel... grateful about being Colin O'Brien's friend. That's so sweet.
Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school, ring the bell Brand new shoes, walkin' blues Climb the fence, books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be friends
Hey, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. Joined, as always, by Sona Movsesian. Hi, Sona. Hi. And, of course, Matt Gourley. Hi. Good to see you, Matt. Matt, you have some props. You're a prop comic now. No, this was handed to me by the lovely Ruthie in the same way that a child is dropped off at a fire station's doorstep. Or Moses.
A young Moses arrives in a reeded basket. Well, this was, I believe, literally found on the doorstep here. And it said, to Conan O'Brien and Matt Gourley. Huh. That's nice. And it says, Conan and Matt, great news. By unanimous vote, the Dilfs. of Larchmont are proud to grant you honorary membership. We are a highly selective unit of local dads who live up to our slogan, protect and provide.
As elite members, you now have the right and responsibility to wear the hat, lean into dad jokes, and grill things in a robe. We know you'll make us proud. With honor, Dan Lerman, founder DILFS of Larchmont. So, I don't understand. Larchmont, let me explain to the listener or viewer, if you're consuming us that way. My hat is covered in cobwebs.
Oh God, it has a long hair on it. Let's get it off. Someone was murdered in this hat. Well, wait a minute. So I should explain. Larchmont refers to the area. We're on Larchmont Boulevard, Larchmont Village here in Los Angeles.
Yes.
And this is where we have our little building. And so I guess this person knows that this is where we do our work.
Do people just know that?
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Chapter 2: What funny moments happen with props during the podcast?
Yeah.
Okay. You guys are dill filfs. You're dads. I like to fuck. I like to fuck.
Yeah.
We're dill lifts. Dads. Dads like to fuck. No, because these are DILFs who want to fuck you guys.
You know what? I think they're calling and they want to rescind it right now. I think they're on the line. You know who we are?
I think it's incredibly obvious that people want to fuck us, that other dads. So we are DILF-ILFs, duh. Oh, wow. Can we fit that on the hat? Let's see. Don't you think? Yeah. I'm Adele Filth, duh. Right? Oh my God.
Yeah.
Conan O'Brien.
I don't know.
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Chapter 3: How did Bill Hader deal with personal loss during the Palisades fire?
Don't you think that's his life? Yeah. People coming out of Mantle. Hey, it is me, Diamond Dave. We were at the South Pasadena 4th of July parade, and he was just unaffiliated with the parade, riding around on a bicycle throughout the parade grounds. He was not invited to the parade. He was nothing to do at the parade. That's my favorite. I want to be him. And he was nice.
I just want to make it clear. We loved him at South Park. It wasn't like a thing where we were like, oh, why is this guy here? We were totally in awe. We were like, oh my God, that's fucking David Lee Ross. And he did not disappoint at all. And he was so sweet and nice. But yeah, it was awesome.
You're one of those people, you fall into this class of person. There's a bunch of them who I rarely have a normal conversation with because it goes into riffs and voices right away. Yeah. There's a whole bunch of people. I think Will Ferrell's in that group where I feel that if we were on a deserted island, stranded, we wouldn't even go searching for food or water.
Well, the bits would just drive everybody crazy. Yeah, and then it's funny, though. We'll have those conversations, and then it's usually when we're paying the check that I'm like, hey, I'm really depressed. I'm going through something, and you're like, oh, man, I'm sorry. Well, no, it's true. And then I feel like I... I'm like, yeah, we'll get to that. You know who's also depressed?
This guy.
I mean, you're depressed.
Don't do Columbo right now. We, uh... Because before the podcast, I went in and I was chatting with you. And I went in and the first thing I was going to do was ask you, because I know you live in the Palisades, and I was going to ask you about, you know, your house and family and everything. Before I could do it, we got off onto something. And then we're just laughing our asses off like idiots.
And then just as we're about to come to the podcast, you went, yeah, no, no, we... I think you said like two of our houses burned or something. And it was something really, and I thought, shit. I was supposed to start with that.
No, that's our whole, that's been our whole friendship. It's joy and fun and goofing around. And then it's like, oh yeah, I'm here to tell you like, should I go on medication, Conan? Not if it makes you less funny. No. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of being a comedian in Hollywood?
Who else? Tiesto. Tiesto. Oh my God, Tiesto. Steve Aoki. Steve Aoki. Yeah, I mean, you just, what's that? Pauly D. Pauly D. Oh, DJ Pauly D. Wait, Pauly D from Jersey Shore? That's Adam's favorite DJ. Wait, they still don't know his last name?
Pauly fucking Jersey over here, that's why.
Okay, so listen, let's wrap it up and let's summarize. Pauly D, Tedesco. What's that? Tiesto. Tiesto. Chainsmokers, technically.
Chainsmokers. I mean, you name it, you got it.
Porter Robinson. Of course. I mean, I had that one written down before you even said it. Wolfman Jack. Oh, no. I want to hang with any of... No, don't, don't, don't. Wolfbag Amadeus.
So you're not... Too far off. Yeah, that's what he meant. Listen, I am ready to hang with any DJ in Vegas if it gets me the street cred I need. Yeah. Because no one's going to see that coming. Me standing next to them while they're DJing.
Yeah.
Whatever that is.
With a big hat because it's Vegas and you're probably outside and you're like... Fully covered.
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Chapter 6: What is the story behind the DILFs of Larchmont?
And I went, oh, they're so resilient and they have their moments, you know, but it's it's the opposite. Everybody's like, oh, you're there for your kids. I'm like, no, I'm getting more from them. I'm like so inspired by them and their ability to kind of move and adapt and be positive. Yeah. Also, I feel like. especially really young kids, your kids are three and a half.
Yeah.
Mikey and Charlie, they only know now, like they're so present.
Yeah.
That we've talked about how you have no choice but to be present with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're moving on.
They've moved on already. I don't even know if they fully... I mean, I know they remember the house, but they it's starting to be muddled in with like, oh, we went to the mountains once. So that's like maybe the mountain house that we went to. Like they're just they're losing their memory of it. Yeah. And you're like, I don't remember my house at three and a half.
So, yeah, it makes sense that they just kind of.
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