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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom

Sat, 01 Feb 2025

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What the couple on the phone today went through on their date was JUST SHORT of the plot of a James Bond movie. Were they shaken or stirred? We’ll find out in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: What is the new Dill Pickle Pizza everyone is talking about?

00:00 - 00:23 Cauliflower's Ad

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00:23 - 00:29 Cauliflower's Ad

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00:31 - 00:40 Unknown

In Mississippi, Yazoo Clay keeps secrets. 7,000 bodies out there or more. A forgotten asylum cemetery.

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00:40 - 00:42 Larison Campbell

It was my family's mystery.

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00:00 - 00:00 Larison Campbell

Shame, guilt, propriety. Something keeps it all buried deep. Until it's not. I'm Larison Campbell, and this is Under Yazoo Clay. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:00 - 00:00 Jorge Cham

Have you ever wondered if your pet is lying to you?

00:00 - 00:00 Unknown

Why is my cat not here? And I go in and she's eating my lunch.

00:00 - 00:00 Jorge Cham

Or if hypnotism is real. You will use the suggestion in order to enhance your cognitive control. But what's inside a black hole?

00:00 - 00:00 Unknown

Black holes could be a consequence of the way that we understand the universe.

Chapter 2: Who is Katrina and why does she bring her mom on dates?

17:05 - 17:11 Jeffrey

You thought I was going to murder you in the sushi restaurant? Well, maybe not in the restaurant, but maybe in the parking lot.

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17:11 - 17:13 Brooke

Probably, yeah. After you pay the bill, obviously.

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17:13 - 17:14 Jeffrey

Yeah, they need the loyalty points.

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17:14 - 17:18 Brooke

Duh. I think the more important point is, did you hear that her mom was there? Yeah.

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00:00 - 00:00 Announcer

I don't even understand. Your mom is chaperoning your dates?

00:00 - 00:00 Katrina

You're a grown woman. Yeah, because there's a bunch of weirdos on the Internet. So you have to be careful.

00:00 - 00:00 Jose

We're scamming people. You are the weirdo. The Internet weirdo is you.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke

Well, this is not going well.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

It's so romantic at this point. I just have to ask if you two would like to go out on another date. Moms and parents all invited. And Jeremy, we're going to pay for it this time.

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