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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Armchair Anonymous: Wild Card VII?
Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Rothers. I'm joined by Buck Rogers.
Hi.
Chapter 2: What is the theme of Wild Card VII?
Today is Wildcard. Yeah. Dealer's choice, chef's kiss. Yes. Pick your poison.
Uh-huh. Roll of. Royal. The dice. Casino Royale.
Roll of the dice. That's what Jess says all the time.
Well, it was a thing we did at mess hall. You could roll the dice and they would bring you a drink and you wouldn't know what it was. I love that.
It was cool. They should do it more like Russian roulette where you hold a toy pistol to your.
No, I'm scared of guns.
I'm going to be honest with everyone. This one leaned very medical.
Very.
Very, very medical.
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Chapter 3: What is Taylor's medical emergency story?
Yes. And we can see you too. We can see you. You're in a tent.
I'm in a tent slash closet. I like to follow rules like Monica. I love that.
I don't know how you guys do it. I just don't know how rules are followed. Okay. So we're calling you Taylor. That's very promising. And why did you pick Taylor as a code name?
There's two reasons. One, my eight-year-old daughter loves Taylor Swift.
You could have just said eight-year-old daughter and we would have known the rest.
Or 37-year-old daughter.
Yeah, also true.
And then my best friend growing up and I, that would be our code name. If we went to a restaurant and we didn't want to say our name or if we met somebody who we didn't want to tell the truth to, we would use Taylor. It goes way back.
So you do break the rules.
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Chapter 4: How did Taylor identify the source of her infection?
Superbugs.
Hey guys, how are you?
Is this Brennan? It is. That's a great name. I don't think I've ever met a Brennan.
I'm the first, I guess.
Sometimes it's spelled with an A and not an E. Okay, so you've met other Brennans. Yes, but not in the same spelling.
Are you at a school?
I am actually at a school. Are you a teacher? I'm a student advocate at a high school. Oh, cool. I work at an alternate high school. I help kids who are in rehab, teen parents.
The Aaron Winkley's of the world. He went to an alternative high school. You could smoke cigarettes in class and stuff. It was real Lucy.
Sometimes with the teachers.
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Chapter 5: What was Brennan's whitewater rafting experience?
I was just kind of going with it. I was like, this is going to be funny when I meet up with my friend that I share this tent with. And I was like, we're going to laugh about this because I bet she's getting the same treatment. This is how it is here. And I was like, this is really uncomfortable for me. personally, but we're not going to say anything. I don't want to offend this nice lady.
So, I mean, she's like playing with my nipples, the whole nine yards. She kept making eye contact with me every time I opened my eyes.
Wow, this is a nightmare.
It became a lot. And so she continues to move down my body. And I realize she's going down there. Finally said something. I was like, we're going to get her. And she was pretty good. I felt bad. She's like, well, where would you like to spend this extra time? I was like, I guess my feet really hurt. I was like, I'm going to get anything out of this.
My feet were hurting that whole nine days on that mountain. So I'm going to need a little extra love there.
I don't want to dwell on your assault, but I am curious. Was she going to try to finger you?
I think she was going for happy ending.
Yeah, right.
At the time, that was where my mind was. I was just so confused. It went from, I'm just going to let this slide on my boobs. So like, this is a really weird situation. It went from this is cultural to now it's not. Yeah, this is an erotic massage. Fuck. So he finishes up on my feet. She did a great job down there.
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