Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Ian Fidance! This episode, no one is safe. You know Ian Fidance from stand up comedy, Bein' Ian with Jordan, Kill Tony, The Joe Rogan Experience, The Adam Friedland Show, First Date, Stavvy's World, Your Mom's House, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Harland Highway and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Factor: Get started at https://factormeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Brunt: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What comedians are featured in this episode?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they have to be classy.
They're just a big old piece of trash.
Chapter 2: What are the details of Ian Fidance's recent shows?
Garbage. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She's up on the roof, threatening to jump. Starting that bullshit early this year. I told her, jump. My coach is coming at you right next to me. A little too close.
He is the CEO of RU Garbage.
Trying to get away from the ashtray over here. This guy came rolling in like a three-alarm soot fire.
Hey, buddy, lay off the beat, will you? Hey, you sweeping chimneys? He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman, and he's my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you, as always. Thanks for tuning in. Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube.
Full video available over there on Spotify, part of the Creators Program. The greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. So I'll show you garbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir. And how about a nice big shout out to our good pal back with us again today. He's family. He's absolute family. You can't get rid of me. The meds aren't working.
He just darted in from Penn Station. Yes. He has enough luggage for the weekend that he had. Yes. As if he was Zsa Zsa Gabor.
That's crazy. I went from Rochester to Los Angeles to Philadelphia to Delaware. Now I'm here.
Playing the big markets. Yes. Rochester, Delaware. Uh-huh. You look like you should be sold outside of a gas station.
Put that out. What?
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Chapter 3: What did Ian Fidance do in Philadelphia?
There's something very Bob Ross about you today, even more so. You have some good color or something. Did you go tanning? Thank you.
I was in Los Angeles.
Wow.
And then walking around Philadelphia.
What did you go to in Philly?
Sat on the front steps of my mom's house outside.
Sun's shining. Power lines got you?
Got zapped.
What did you do in Philly? Any of the old haunts? Did you go around? Did you get any good food? What's a guy like you? You're headlining a nice weekend down there.
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Chapter 4: Why did Ian Fidance's relationship end?
Shoop, baby.
Shoop-day-oop. Shoop-day-oop. Shoop. It's Spinderella, y'all.
Now Ian Fidance with the weather. Man, there's plenty of shit in this motherfucker. Gee. Gonna be some wind.
You're gonna have to keep your hats on.
I'm about to bust out my shoe paints.
Woo-wee.
I apologize.
They go, they go, Ian, what do you think about this Drake and Kendrick beef? And I go, fellas, I think that beef is expired.
Man, you the weirdest white motherfucker I ever met. God damn. Where'd we get this boy? They said you was a comedian.
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Chapter 5: What odd jobs has Ian Fidance been doing?
But there were like a lot of red flags. So when she was like, hey, this is it. With you? No, with her. I'm a green flag. What? I'm a fun time guy. What did name a red flag about me? Can't. See?
It starts and ends with the rings.
These are good.
That's too much silver.
No, it's not.
What are you, hunting vampires? The rings are good because when they come off, it means business. My eyes go black like a wing of crow. Ian only fingers. Maybe that was something. Do you have anything in her place that you have to go back and get? Just a bunch of Minion stuff I gave her. Red flag number two. She told me she really loved the Minion rides at Universal. Hey, I told you.
I've never seen the movie, okay? I said they're kind of cute. I stole her a bunch of Minion stuff and gave her one, and then the more I gave her, the more I had to be like, ah.
Are you going to ask her for them back? Yeah, can I please have my Minion bucket hat back, please?
You and the minions all in the car driving across country. He's in the backseat.
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Chapter 6: What is Ian Fidance's upcoming YouTube project?
I'm like a catcher in the outfield. Fuck! Catcher in the end zone. Damn it, that was good. Can I have that? Shit. I swear to God, I feel like I'm done. Out in left field with a hockey stick. That's pretty good. I'm like a concession guy with no hot dogs. Because you ate them. Fuck!
Closed for business.
All we got is apples and bananas left, gang. Like an astronaut who left his mask up. See? I'm done. You'll never work in this town again. Can I ask you this? Ask away.
How do you do comedy? How do you become a headliner? Seriously.
It hurts in between my ears.
I want to ask you this.
I'm asking you this respectfully. I'm not being dirty. Here we go. Just because you say your mom lost a little bit of, you know, lost some weight. Does she is she out there? Does she date? Does she?
No, no, no. She's she's a social life, though, right? Does. Yeah. Yeah. Her and her friends go out to dinner.
um she actually the first show saturday my my buddy from high school drove her up to the gig she hung out with all my old friends it was great she got all wrecked so she's talking the pipe again dude she got wrecked years ago when she saw me in delaware it was like during the pandemic it was like summer 2021 she got her friends kept feeding her drinks she got hammered i didn't want to drag her out did she drink
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