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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Some of these markets or cities we're doing during the week, so we can't add a second show, so we're sticking and moving, so get them while they last. Got goddamn work in the morning. Woo, doggie. All tickets available at rugarbage.com. There you go. Yeah. Got the website, everything. Shoot. Still pretty good. Doing all right. We got a $9 a month website cooking. Shout out to it.
We know what we're doing. I get in there and start coding. What is the server fee on that?
I don't know.
Is it nine bucks? I don't know. Because I still have a MySite account.
I don't even know what the MySite. MySite. Is that where it's like email me at henriettefoley.me or whatever? That's like Mac does that? I've never trusted that.
I never emailed anybody with a Mac address. Yeah. When I first got my first and only computer back in 2006.
That's your first and only computer you've ever owned was that one. That at one point ran the company. Ran the early stages of the brain trust of Foley and Ryan Enterprises.
2006 Mac OS X. Bought it in 2018. 17 inch. My dad bought it for me.
Wait, okay. You were pushing 30 at that point. Sure. That was over 30. You're going to get your feet. This is him helping you start your artistic venture.
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' thoughts on supermarkets?
Saw my first pair of tits behind the market, drank my first beer up there, swiped my first bottle of Robo-Dustin' and Robo-Tripped up there, caught my first teeter up there, smooched my first bird. Saw my first fist fight, smoked weed for the first time. Hell, I even got a job at the Safeway and ended up getting my first hernia while working there. That's full circle. That's goddamn what?
That's the whole series of the Wonder Years right there. That's everything. This guy saw tits before he kissed a girl. At least that's what he ordered. That's like if they are very, you know, for a lot of kids, if you grew up in the suburbs, hanging out at a shopping center, skating, it's like that was kind of the anchor to where you were hanging. Spent a lot of time around there.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Especially the back. Out in the back.
Man, I told we used to be about 10 feet of asphalt, like a little driveway. I love driving behind a shopping center like that. Cutting across. It feels dangerous when you're doing it. But then it's got to have about 10 feet of that. Then the woods. Yeah, there's some sort of tractor trailer or something back there.
Yeah, a set of train tracks that don't run anymore. Man, we used to. That's where life goes down. Skateboarding. We weren't that good at skaters, but we'd end up at a shopping center. We were good at dumpster diving, though. Yeah, we were. And just, dude, I mean, finding those big, long, fluorescent light bulbs, wailing on each other with them, because that's what's in supermarkets.
So there'd be, like, a box of 15. And, man, as, like, a 12-year-old kid finding that shit.
We never really got harassed back behind the little strip mall, behind the Aloha Inn and Joe's Pizza and all that stuff. There was never that, like, cat. I'm out of here. I'm going to whatever.
That was cool. We were skating. So that was like very, yeah, I'm skating. All the signs were saying no skateboarding.
Remember how anti-skateboarding they were in the mid-90s and early 2000s?
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Chapter 3: What memories do the hosts have of growing up near supermarkets?
The fuck were you guys doing? Smoking cigs and weed. Were you causing trouble?
Were you breaking shit? Visually, you don't look great. You got the long hair. You're hanging out with guys with long hair. You're smoking a cig. You're loitering. You're not contributing to the shopping center.
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