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Chapter 1: What special announcement do the hosts make?
Gang, breaking news from here at Antony's. We are about to drop the Are You Garbage comedy special.
Yeah, it's a special we shot on the Route 66 tour. It includes comedy from each city, a bunch of behind the scenes on the bus. I'm talking beers, heaters, someone shits their pants. It's a whole thing. Are You Garbage YouTube page. Sign up, subscribe now. Live from here, February 25th. Let's go.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Hey! It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. Or to just a big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host, Tate Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in the new edition.
She's upstairs, just got her brand new dress. Okay. For the Big Root 66 premiere. I told this dumb broad we're not doing a premiere like that. Okay. She's trying to get Jon Hamm as her plus one. She's dressing up for the YouTube premiere. It's virtual, honey. There's no red carpet. It's the internet, duds. This ain't on Netflix. This ain't the Golden Globes, baby. There's no brick and mortar.
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Chapter 2: What can we expect from the Route 66 comedy special?
We're online. Passing savings on to you. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and the executive producer. Of the feature documentary Route 66. Sure. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up?
Get my scarf and lower the lights. What up, gang? Shout out to you. First of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available on Spotify. And the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. Are you garbage? You go over there, you get all that bonus content. Yes, you do.
But that's not what we're here to talk about. There's been rumblings you may or may not have heard. You may or may not have seen a post. The Route 66 special is coming out. The boys. Are doing an RU Garbage special. It encompasses two weeks of us on the road. All the cities we've hit on the Route 66 tour. A tour special. Yeah, it's a tour special.
So there's a lot of stuff from the stage from Chicago, St. Louis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Flagstaff, Las Vegas, Los Angeles. A lot of behind the scenes stuff. A lot of fucking on the bus, at the hotels. The boys hit a state fair in Oklahoma.
It's a real slice of Americana.
Go to a couple of dive bars, meet with the locals, really rubbing elbows with the salt of America, with the salt of the earth people.
The biggest thing we've ever done. Biggest production. A lot of money.
A lot of money, but this is why we fuck. Listen. Oh, let's pull the curtain back. We're an honest pot over here. We're not spinning yarns. You know what I mean? Yeah. This was an idea we had, and we wanted to make it look really cool, and the best way to do it was very expensive. And we decided to do it and pass the savings on to you.
We could have gotten to a bidding war, sure. Gone to different streamers and this and that. Forget all that. We're going right to the swords, right to the people. YouTube, baby. Nintendo is all over us.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts describe their tour experience?
Share with a friend the whole. Just fucking let's fucking ground grassroots this thing. Upswell.
Got Tootie on there with a nice tight cocktail dress. She's wearing that dress J-Lo wore back in the day, that green one.
Man, I used to tug my little root to that. I didn't know they made it. That was like the Kardashian sex tape before that happened. Sure.
She showed up in that thing. Spicy. We all went to seventh grade going, did you see? Tootie's got hairs in a double XL, so. Don't get too excited. You'd be falling out of that. I didn't ask you about that. What is the below the line situation? Am I an executive producer? What's the bad one? Is producer? What's the better producer? I want line producer.
I got to put the cash up.
That's the bad one.
Is it? Son of a bitch. Give me rank of producers.
Executive is the best.
Okay. Well, I'm executive producer. Okay. I'm sexier than producer. Yeah, you would be executive producer. I got points on the back end. What? I mean, we're taking a bath on this thing. Our kids aren't going to be able to go to college.
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Chapter 4: What humorous incidents occurred during the Route 66 tour?
Route 66, ladies and gentlemen. Comedy like that's not going to be on Route 66. I'm talking heavy hitting punch lines. I thought that was funny. I didn't get it. Yeah, it was over your head comedically. I'm pretty sure we're going to cut it. I got to do puppet shows for you. You're really slipping. What are you talking about? Try to keep up. My comedy is growing.
It's becoming more and more intellectual. Okay? So try to keep up. It's not the same fat guy stuff anymore. What is it? What's what? Who's on first? I just did the summer bit. Which confused most of the room. All of the room, theoretically. He got it. He just doesn't say anything. Ugh. He doesn't want to piss off daddy.
I got a little glimpse of summer in the park, and you said, would you catch me on the beach today?
Yeah, like, you know, would you see me on the beach? Like, that would be a little glimpse of summer. Because I want to be all over it. Like, I envision you in.
Yeah. Down the shore. You're really playing with the different meta worlds we got going on here, huh? Sure. More of a. This is like inception of a bad joke. You're bombing in multiple realities over here. Wake me up. Someone throw him in a tub quick.
I'm just thinking some timeline. I'm killing. If universes are infinite. Cut to a room full of people. You going down to shore this summer? What? I'm going down there. What the hell are you talking about? Because we're going to be off the road.
First of all, we're doing a showdown as short as summer.
Yeah. What? I have the Borgata.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What are the upcoming live shows and how can fans get involved?
I got all that stuff. They should not use those oils. I hear they're bad. It's not seed oil. It's coconut oil. How do you think a coconut grows, asshole? Dogs are chasing me around the goddamn neighborhood. I got the gold in the body. I do want to switch over to tallow. I just don't know where to score it. Beef tallow? Aren't you a tallow guy? Not on my skin. Make your eggies with it. Yeah.
Wait, am I a tallow guy? I thought you said you were.
No, my wife will dabble with it. You're a bone marrow guy. I like a nice bone. I like getting drunk at one restaurant and eating their bone marrow because I feel fancy.
Sipping your beer out of a straw. Can I get a lid for this? Can I get a Bex and a coffee cup, please? Uh-huh. All right, let's quit screwing around. You quit screwing around. You keep bringing up your dry skin like that's breaking news or something. Shut it. You got me thinking about the summer. I need the summer to get here quick. You brought it up, not me.
If I make it through the winter, it'll be a goddamn miracle. I feel like I'm on the Oregon Trail. You ever lose anybody on that? I lost everybody. My guys were getting lice left and right. Before we left the general store, I had like three nine-year-olds fucking missing. Comanches took them.
Ran away from your boring stories.
Kids, where are you going? Let me tell you about my dry skin. They're scalping themselves. These kids don't get my humor. Speaking of which, there's a good movie on that. This is going to be brutal. What? A good movie on what? No, never mind. I'm going to save it. No, this is great. If you guys want to know, hit me up. No, great movie. Call me. Hit me up. Go. What was the movie?
I'm running out of chat buddies. I got no chat. I called this dickhead the other night. Fucking didn't pick up with his girl or something like that. Yeah, man. I want to tell you, you stink.
You call a lot. I do. You're my friend. I love it. That's not what he was. That's not what he was saying this morning.
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