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Chapter 1: What is Are You Garbage? podcast about?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy.
Yeah.
They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She was out late last night. Okay. Flash mob. All right? Good for her. Flash mob. She's starting it up, bringing it back, baby. She shows her tits to the fucking neighborhood kids. Causing trouble. Okay.
My co-host is coming at you from across the table. It's what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Perfect for the holiday season. Yes, sir. Give it up for my good pal, KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube.
And obviously, the greatest website of all time. I ain't got to tell nobody in this room, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all your bonus content, gang. About 13,000 strong. Goddamn legion. The legions of RU Garden. Uh-huh. How you feeling, Kippy? I'm pretty good, bud. Yeah? Yeah, you know, off a nice little break for the turkey day. Sure.
It's funny, you were down somewhere where there's a little sun. Uh-huh. I think you got paler. Sure. What are you wearing, SPF 90? We got rained out. I was going to save it for hard feelings. The kids got rained out. Talk about over-kissed. It was all right for me. My pale Irish skin, I ain't got to be down there. 13 Sullivan's all watching Wicked. What the hell is this? Yeah, no.
Why is that broad green? Well, we'll save that for... Should we get some bad oysters? We'll save that for hard feelings. But... Yeah, there was a... You stink. It was... It could have been sunny in 90. You still could have when it came back pale. No. You don't color. I've never seen you with a tan. I burn. Listen, I burn. We've gone over this. And I don't know why you...
claim tanness as like a badge of honor like a piece of sourdough you think it's like a cool thing i get a nice i got a little italian blood i'm not saying you don't but like it's also not i got other stuff going on in my life i'm proud of i don't need good colors important i'm not saying it's not um but yeah no i've learned this is well documented I've learned to, I'm under the umbrella.
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Chapter 2: What happened at Home Depot?
Also, to take the snake into your house.
It's nuts. Go ahead.
Hey, I'll go.
That's nuts. Yeah, go. I'm checking on it every couple of days. Throw him a mouse or a hamster or something. At least a couple egg beaters called a day. That feels a lot because you got to get the tank into your crib. That's too much. Well, obviously, you're bringing a sleeping bag over and it's pills and shit like that. I never. Fuck that. I never trust that.
They're always like, yeah, you got to put like a rock on the lid or whatever to keep it down. I'm like, this motherfucker is trying to get us. Why do you have them in you? Trying to get out. I never got that. Man, so hold on. So it got lost in the house. Got lost in the house, never to be seen again. I would lose a black mamba getting you in the middle of the night. That's what they got.
Get me for my Tori Hanzo sword. Bite me right in the snout.
Man, you watch my pet snake while I'm on vacation.
Dude, imagine just like dumping out a thing of cocoa pebbles and it falls in the bowl or something. Dude, I would lose it. What do we got for that? Probably charges. What are you talking about? But, man, watching a pet. You got to watch a snake like that? You got to probably feed it once a week or something. I don't know what snake it is. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, hey, get someone to pop by, drop a mouse, oats, flaxseed, whatever it's eating. Keep it moving, dude. To bring someone else's snake into your house if you're not a snake household is crazy.
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