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Chapter 1: What is the RU Garbage Card Game?
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Yeah, she did.
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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
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Chapter 2: Did Paul Walter Hauser's mom own a Thighmaster?
You got It's Always Sunny, Key & Peele, Kingdom, 27 episodes of that, I, Tonya, Black Klansman, Richard Jewell, directed by Clint Eastwood. I don't know if you know that. I don't know. How you doing? Reno 911, six episodes of that. Songbird, Cruella, Queenpins, fantastic. Blackbird, six episodes of that. Old Dads, Inside Out 2, Cobra Kai, 15 episodes of that.
I Think You Should Leave, The Instigators, Late Night, The After Party, 10 episodes of that. And get this. This is what he's got coming down the pike. He's going to be in the Fantastic Four movie, the Springsteen movie, The Naked Gun, and a movie with Mark Wahlberg directed by Peter Fairley. Guy at range. Oh, yeah.
And by the way, he's got a Critics' Choice Award, a Golden Globe, and a goddamn Emmy. Bit of a show-off, if you ask me. Kill it. And he's the star of the brand-new movie, The Luckiest Man in America, which is in theaters right now. Do yourself a favor. It's absolutely fantastic. Give it up for Paul Walter Houser, everybody.
Look at you. I'm going to just make sure you get on Cameo so I can pay you to just make that video for me once a month when I'm having a rainy day. You got a goddamn Emmy. What are you talking about? That's awesome. Thank you very much, man. Thanks for coming. Also, I will say hearing all those titles, it's like, man, a lot of fun movies. Movies I just categorize as fun. I've had a lot of fun.
Home Runs. Queen Pins is fantastic.
You got some great. I know you guys are from Philly, right? You got some Chicago in you. You got some John Candy energy in my voice.
Yeah. Yeah. I was born in upstate Pennsylvania. So that accent tends to lean a little Midwest.
You know, it's funny. I auditioned for the Kroll show back in like 2014 or something. Okay. And they wanted me to do a sketch and they didn't want me to, they're giving me the audition to try to book a role in a sketch that like took place in Philadelphia and they needed me to have a Philly accent. And I didn't really have to hit it. Yeah. It's tough. I didn't nail it. It's 2014.
Kept trying to say sub and tonic. That's a lot of pop.
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Chapter 3: What were Paul Walter Hauser's early career experiences?
I've done that many a time.
All right, now we're getting somewhere.
I like it. What kind of cars were – what was the family car growing up that you were doing these –
Oh, it was like all these POS Astro Vans and stuff. Whatever fit all of our full family of six and Dorito crumbs in tow.
Six? Yeah, six. You got three siblings.
Well, four kids and then two parents, so four plus two. He's not the math guy. I'm just being an asshole. I'm kidding.
He's no math lead. I'll tell you that.
I didn't go to Concordia. I'm sorry. Sorry I didn't get into your small private college. No one's heard of. By the way, I only went there because Chicago's dope. You're close to Chicago. And they let in a guy like me because I got Lutheran cred or whatever.
Straight cred.
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Chapter 4: How did Paul Walter Hauser land his roles in major films?
Chapter 5: What was the significance of the Press Your Luck Game Show?
Did you build this house? No. No?
No.
Was this your first big house purchase?
Didn't purchase it. We're renting to own because we didn't have enough. We didn't want to be cash poor after buying it. Sure. So I'm still waiting for an accumulation of jobs. Like, I still have to pay really crazy, weird SAG dues where, like, twice a year, a percentage of what I make, I have to give back to SAG. And then I have an agent, manager, attorney, and business manager take percentages.
They all wet their feet. I always give to church or some sort of charity, obviously. Good guy. And then I also... Taxes, I always forget about taxes. You and me both, sister. I mean, I'm up to date on them, thank God, but I just mean, I'm not in a Wesley Simpsons scenario, but I'm like, I'm very much like, I forget how costly everything is.
Sure, you are not lying.
So I'm not poor, but I don't have a ton of savings either.
Okay, you're renting to own. All right, okay, all right.
This shared way too much. I love it. That's awesome. You know what? I thought you guys were going to say I was garbage for renting to own. Oh, you are. Oh, no, for sure. I felt I needed to explain myself. No, for sure. Yeah, no, that is the tragic way. I assumed you were loaded.
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