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Chapter 1: What is the concept of Are You Garbage?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
Chapter 2: How do Kippy and Foley introduce themselves?
This is Are You Garbage? You know it. It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians, and we finally have the group to be classy.
Yeah. Or to just a big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition.
She's outside waxing up the Lumina. Okay. Getting it ready for the week for Kippy. All right. I respect that. Got a baby oil out there on that driveway. Call that the Diddy Special. Got some Last Palm Hero over there on the old Patreon. My co-host is coming at you from across the table.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman. He's my best pal in the whole wide world.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin, James, Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. And also now on Spotify. Go over there. You can leave a look.
How about that, huh?
You get a full video available on Spotify. You comment. You do your little rate review over there. Let's get those numbers juicing. Let's get a bag. They do all that over there? They do rate and reviews and comments and stuff? Yeah. No kidding. Uh-huh. These guys are pretty good. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. Slash all your garbage.
You go over there. You get all. Oh, that bonus content, gang. I'm talking about four years of bonus episodes and hard feelings. Oh, you get it. You sign up right now. You get all that backlog. That's a lot. Also, for the listener, Foley just took out his in before we started and put it right in his pocket. They drive very quickly. That's insane behavior. That's insane behavior?
I'd rather have you throw it on the ground. I'll show you insane behavior.
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Chapter 3: What funny stories do they share about borrowing money?
You had to chase me.
When I get paid. When I get paid. When I get paid. Tell my check kids. I would always make the effort to make the payment when I felt like the charm of it was wearing off with the person. What do you mean? Have you ever paid and then asked for more money? Like two days later. Like knowing that you're going to need that $100 back. Hey, man, here's the $100 I owe you.
And then like 48 hours later, you're like, let me borrow $250.
No, but I was such a dirtbag, I would test the waters a little bit to see if somebody was... I don't want to say Mark.
Mark is too negative of a term. In your head, that guy's a walking dollar sign to you. You're not- Slightly, but not- You know, listen. You're a master manipulator and master baiter. You know. Listen, there's people you call for cash and people you don't call for cash. It's just- Yeah. That's what it is. It's just more so- That's what we're talking about. More so if I knew they would play ball.
So I would maybe take out a small loan, okay? This is when I was working on the Upper East Side. I was friends with a couple of bartenders. These guys made a lot of cash.
And that was kind of the society a little bit. People were borrowing off each other. But they were all paying each other back.
And they were usually pretty big sums. They usually had a lot to do with gambling. Sure. But if I knew. Here, I'll ask you for nine bucks. Let me get nine bucks and a light. Book of matches. Put this on the Jets. Sure. I would sometimes try a couple hundred. Hey, can I borrow a couple hundred?
Not really needing it, but with the intent of making sure that I gave that back to them right away so then I could come in and get a big, you know, I need a grand. That was good for the 250. My credit's good with you.
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Chapter 4: How do Kippy and Foley handle their finances?
And then if I didn't pay that back and I would sense that they would start being like, you know, this isn't funny anymore, I'd get it to them real quick. I'd figure it out. Sure. Usually go to Peter. I had a... One kid I would borrow. A friend of mine. We're jammed up. You know, we're teenagers, whatever, 18, 20, whatever. Jammed up. Get a job. And I just spend it. It's just like this.
It just comes out of my fingers. It's like trying to hold water to me.
i can't do it i can't it just slips away i know kids now it just slips away i know kids now my you know some some some family younger generation that have thousands of dollars in their savings account or whatever i remember my one boy his grandparents died and he got 10 grand no not even i'm just saying we threw that in his face You got 10 grand, jerk. I mean, I'm in a poor line over here.
You're sitting there with 10 grand?
I don't feel like these kids.
What the fuck am I buying your beers for? I mean, it was crazy. We still throw it in his face. Shout out to you. You know who you are. Our one buddy whose dad had passed away years before. He moved to our town because his dad had passed away. Dad had this crazy job. Hold on. I remember bragging to my mom that he had 10 grand. I go, he's got 10 grand.
So don't write him out to him next time he's here. Show a little goddamn respect.
He wants an extra slice of meatloaf. You gave it to him.
He could buy and sell you, you dumb bro.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of borrowing and lending money?
Yeah, but your brother's doing well now. He understands. What do you mean?
He was doing it in 2004. They weren't doing that shit in the 80s. Give me 50%. I'll put it in the fucking... I know my brother when he was a kid was smart enough to do it on his own. Yeah, some people are. I didn't. No one in my crew. I was that pig in the straw house. What? You know the three pigs? Right?
Yeah, you didn't have the patient for the bricks.
Not bad. Or the money. Let's build this place and get some hookers over here. I just came across 200 cash. I remember we were so like... The wolf was a drug dealer. He can blow his ass down, dog. Buddy, we're blowing all night long. Come on. The bathroom's to the left. Yeah, I just never had that mentality. Dude, I remember one summer... I still don't. We were down the shore a bunch.
Pat was working at a parking lot. He was selling like, yeah, you pull in, you pay him the 15 bucks or whatever, and he would get cash every day. He'd get paid in cash. You couldn't tell a shit. That's just an influx of cash into the crew.
Organization.
With a guy who's bad with money. You know what I mean? So it's like, he's like heaters. If I'm stretched out till Friday, you know what I mean? If I only got like fucking 25 bucks for two days down the shore. This kid's like, I'll just go to work. I'll come back with fucking $60. That's beers, heaters, and hot dogs. And you're $26 minus your chicken parms and fucking hoogies.
That's $0.87.
Man.
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Chapter 6: How do they compare their past financial struggles?
I thought you were just drilling a hole and then you fucking cork it or whatever. I thought you had to buy that. I thought you bought cork bats. I don't need to do it yourself. How do you cover up the hole in the bottom? No, it's at the top. You cork the top of the bat, don't you? No, you cork the base where the thick part is. Yeah, it's the top of the bat. The bottom of the bat you hold. Yeah?
That's what you think the top is? What?
The top of the bat to me is what you hold. That's the top of the bat. In my head. No.
And the bottom is what hits the ball. No. Huh. What are you, living on the moon? I mean, that's just. Because if I put a bat, if I stand the bat up, I'm standing it up. Upside down. No. Not to me. That's right side up. Like, what's the top of that guitar? So you're classifying as the top of it because that's what it stands on. Because that's the top part of it. What's the top of that chair?
The fucking headrest. But why? It's sitting on the base there. With that logic. You're saying it's the top because it stands up. Yeah. Yeah, that chair is standing up. Yeah, and the top is fucking up there. Up the top, the back of it. Am I nuts?
Well, how are you supposed to hold the bat?
Hold it like that.
Exactly. So what's the bottom when you're holding it?
He's up there, the thing you hit with. That's the top of the bat is the top. What are we talking about here? That's insane to me.
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