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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kam Patterson!

Thu, 20 Feb 2025

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Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Kam Patterson! You know Kam Patterson from stand up comedy, Kill Tony, Whiskey Ginger, TigerBelly, Fat Fish Podcast, Take Your Shoes Off, Fishing with David Lucas, First Date with Lauren Compton and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Tour Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage iRestore: Reverse hair loss with @iRestorelaser and get $625 off with the code AYG at https://www.irestorelaser.com/AYG Factor: Get started at https://FACTORMEALS.com/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Bombas: Head over to https://Bombas.com/AYG and use code AYG for 20% off your first purchase Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is 'Are You Garbage' all about?

36.225 - 41.566 H. Foley

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

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41.646 - 42.046 Kevin Ryan

Oh, yeah.

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42.066 - 48.028 H. Foley

It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash.

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48.168 - 48.708 Kevin Ryan

Trash, trash, trash.

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48.768 - 59.475 H. Foley

I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on yet again another beautiful day down here in Austin, Texas. Tootie. Austin's finally caught up to her. Okay. She's upstairs with a liquid IV, hung the fuck over.

59.495 - 60.035 Kam Patterson

Good for her.

Chapter 2: Who is Kam Patterson?

60.055 - 75.35 H. Foley

We got to get her fucking back to South Philly, get her straightened out, get her an L.A. fitness or something. She is hurting. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. She is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

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75.49 - 86.836 H. Foley

What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

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86.936 - 106.485 H. Foley

Yes, sir. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest here with us today for the first time. Been wanting to have him forever. We're down here in Austin. We made it work. He is on a rocket ship to the top. One of the hottest, best young comedians working today. You love him. You know him. Cam Patterson, everybody. Let's go. There he is.

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106.525 - 115.529 H. Foley

We almost killed him in the driveway. I like how you pulled up and called that you were out front, too.

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115.549 - 118.53 H. Foley

Didn't just walk up to the door. Start knocking on random fucking doors.

118.67 - 122.212 Kam Patterson

I do that everywhere I go. Turn around, he's in the backyard. Like, what the fuck, man?

127.014 - 129.115 H. Foley

Buddy, give us the backstory. I know a little.

129.155 - 130.495 Kam Patterson

We know a little. Give us the whole story.

130.515 - 131.096 H. Foley

Florida kid.

Chapter 3: What was Kam's childhood like in Orlando?

746.976 - 747.556 H. Foley

Nothing really?

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747.656 - 749.977 Kam Patterson

No, not that I could. Oh, shit.

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751.052 - 753.633 H. Foley

That's a first. No vacations at all. I like it.

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753.673 - 754.193 Kam Patterson

Maybe we did.

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754.213 - 756.174 H. Foley

He's a big kid. I wouldn't take him anywhere either.

756.294 - 758.194 H. Foley

He fucking causing a problem everywhere he went.

758.214 - 759.815 Kam Patterson

I went to Hawaii with my mom when I was a kid.

759.995 - 762.736 H. Foley

That's a huge vacation. Huge vacation.

762.756 - 770.938 Kam Patterson

But she's a flight attendant. She gets the buddy pass or whatever. That was cool. My parents got married. We got friends. I went to Hawaii with my mom when I was like 10 years old. There you go.

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