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Chapter 1: What new merchandise is being announced?
Gang, we got a brand new big merch alert. The 2025 edition of the RU Garbage Card Game is now available at RUGarbage.com. It's 50 brand new questions to find out whether your friends or family are trash.
Yes, we also have Aunt Tootie's Party Packs available, which comes with an Aunt Tootie ashtray, shot glasses, beer koozies, Aunt Tootie coasters, and matchbooks, all available at RUGarbage.com. Limited supplies, get them while they're there. They're gonna go hot. See ya. Nope.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition.
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We're going to be having stir fry tonight. A little rock and roll. Yeah, very excited. Okay. She's loving it. She seasoned it up. She said it's going to be delicious. Okay, great. Mike O's is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Circle the wagons. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He is an international businessman, and he's my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Arayen.
What's up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Now full video available on Spotify. And also, the 2025 RU Garbage card game is on sale right now. Go over to RUGarbage.com and get them while supplies last. It's a limited run, and they're going to be moving some units. They go quick, and then everybody's bitching.
Where are the cards at? I know, I know. We can only make so many. We're trying. We're trying. Listen, I mean... I don't own a manufacturing company in China, all right? It's not easy to make these things. One day. We will. One day, if I put my mind to it, I'll be making shirts or something.
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Chapter 2: Who are the hosts of the podcast?
The daily number. They used to read it like three times a day. Nine at lunchtime and at dinnertime. The four. What's it called? The pick four. Pick four.
Yeah. I mean, it's probably pick four, pick three. Big pick four guys.
Because those jackpots were like nine grand, ten grand.
Five grand. That's not crazy. Yeah. Yeah, they do two a day. One at noon, one at seven.
Love that. It's just like, it's so funny when you think about it. It's just like old bookie shit. You know what I mean? It's like, they're just running numbers and pumping dope. That's all the PA lottery.
In your grandmother's neighborhood. No shit. It's crazy. I always wanted to be one of the guys doing that. What? I'd love to know if anybody out there has ever done that. Let us know. What? Have you ever been the guy drawing the numbers on your local lottery? Do they still do that? Yeah, they still do that. They still draw the numbers. Yeah, I'm sorry. They get some broad or whoever. Uh-huh.
Somebody from some school.
I never understood how they just got one ball up there. That blew my... I would watch that like that was NASA technology. Big technology. Uh-huh. How you could fix that. Uh-huh. How you could know. I don't think you can. I mean, maybe you can.
Just film that in the studio three days ahead of time. When I was like nine years old, I got two of them. We were all sitting there together watching it, and I got like six and seven or something like that. You're doing this like you're actually like talking. You're like, uh, 14. For a second, my mom was on her feet. She was about to take me right down to Barnum and Bailey.
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Chapter 3: What are some trashy life hacks discussed?
I would assume maybe that the dad has some money, but then why doesn't the kid have, like, if the dad had money, I'd go, buddy, you're not moving in, me speaking, personally.
I'll get you an apartment.
I'll get you on your feet. You know what I mean? Or if there's enough money that there's somebody who's gold digging.
Right.
38's not really gold digging, though. No. That's like, hey, I just fucking like you. Sure. You know? It's not like she's 21 and he's fucking 65.
She's two years. My dad's new wife is two years younger than me. And I'm living there. Listen. You know how I feel about that. So, family's family. You don't have... You shouldn't have any... Listen to me. The kid might be jammed up. Just, you know, restarting. Yeah. He's going to be there forever. You don't know that, though. She don't know that either. Guy's a fuck-up. Back at 40.
Well, she's mom now. Sure.
So... Um... Yeah, I mean, one, that's garbage. That's a tough look, dude. I would, you know... Hopefully you got a basement with a second entrance or something. There you go. Fucking getting a little bit of space. I don't know your relationship with your dad. I don't know your relationship with her, but she cannot be thrilled about that.
Take the summer. See what happens. That'd be my thing. Take the summer. Get your feet under you. Save a couple of bucks. Plus find out if she's cool with it. If she is, ride that out. Sure.
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